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>Sorry anon, you're really unfuckable. I don't think we can hire you.

>> No.12611488

*farts for 2 minutes*

>> No.12611517
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but you didn't even try yet. I can fuck, hop on bitch

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b-but I meet all the qualifications for the job

>> No.12611588

>>12611474
I don't even know what that lady sounds like but I read it in her voice

>> No.12611608

Hire Tyrone then you fat ugly roastie

>> No.12611900

U're mom

>> No.12612945

>>12611474
Looks like a fat ET with those eyes so far apart.

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>>12611474

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>>12611474
N-no problem, m-mum

>> No.12614304

>>12611588
Kek

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>>12611474
It's cool.
Brought you a gift anyway. Madamme.

>> No.12614809

>>12611474
then why do you work here you ugly cow? *dabs repeatedly while walking out backwards yelling "fuck niggers, fuck kikes, fuck spics, fuck jews..." as my voice fades into the distance*

>> No.12614820

B-but I'm gay
>Welcome aboard!!

>> No.12615391

>>12611474
God I love slampigs

>> No.12615415

>>12611474
Anyone have her feet?

>> No.12615423

>>12615391
ok i'm game. what's so great about them?

>> No.12616011

>>12615423
They appreciate a good fuck, make you pancakes & send you on your way

>> No.12616352

>>12615423
They’re usually overweight or have something a little off that puts them out of consideration for most men. If you really look at them though they’re usually alright like the slam pig in OPs post. you immediately think of some annoying bitch hr lady but her face isn’t half bad. because of that lack of attention they’re total sluts. Fuck em raw pull their hair cum on their face they love it all. they’ll suck your soul out through your dick then go make you dinner just because you said hello