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Bullish??? edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>12600588 (Cross-thread)

>> No.12605001

post previous previous thread >>12602608

>> No.12605011

really big dick energy

>> No.12605017

LETS GO SSO AND QLD BOYS RISE UP

BUY THE PATRICIANS MODERN LEVERAGE

SPY IS OLD HAT, SSO

>> No.12605020
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We're gonna be okay bullfrens.

>> No.12605024
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First for turning pure Hatred into a bullrun

>> No.12605036

If capitalism is an unequivocal failure due to the failings of man being unable to handle ridiculous amounts of power, how is communism going to circumvent that issue?

>> No.12605037

My stock went up but my calls went down. Why?

>> No.12605039

That is an awesome looking bunny.

6th for selling all my index funds to bonds at the close tomorrow.

>> No.12605042

First for boner pills

>> No.12605046
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>Falling for the bear market meme

>> No.12605060
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>>12605024

>> No.12605085

>>12605037
Because no one wants your calls. I'm not the best at options, but my guess is that the stock is up due to algos/hype/large order and not fundamentals. These fluctuations would not necessarily be reflected in options if the companies outlook isn't actually any better.

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ATH by March

>> No.12605099

>>12605085
The fundamentals are actually good.

>> No.12605100

siri xm up 18 today

what do you guys think about sirius?

>> No.12605112

>>12605037
The amount an options contract will change in value in relation to the underlying is shown via its Delta and Gamma. Look at those and it will explain why your contract is or isn’t changing in value

>> No.12605120

>>12605037
Probably got fucked by the Greeks or IV

>> No.12605122
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>>12605039
>That is an awesome looking bunny.

Ha! Yeah they're neat creatures. There are hundreds of them around the municipal park where I part-time wageslave. In deep winter it can be easy to mistake them for clumps of snow. At that point the fur has turned pure white and the camouflage is pretty well perfect aside from the eyes.

>> No.12605134

>>12605112
>>12605120
Thank you for the non-meme replies. I was expecting "Because you're a retard", even though i probably have that coming, you guys actually helped me.

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I think i want to get off the GE train. I bought at 8.70 and feel like I'm never getting more than 9.40 at the most

>> No.12605158

>>12605134
Just google 'stock greeks' and the page will explain them to you.

>> No.12605160

>>12605142
why do women do this? do they think they are cute or funny?

>> No.12605165

>>12605100
Bought calls yesterday and sold today. Feels good man

>> No.12605166
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>>12605142
I bought at $7.50 and sold 1/2 of mine yesterday. It went back up today, but it just feels risky still.

>> No.12605170

Got $500 rolling into Robinhood soon. What do?

>> No.12605181
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>>12605170

All in on the VIX.

>> No.12605183

>>12605160
it's a literal camera whore, she's getting paid for it, just look at the quality of the photograph

>> No.12605188

>>12605037
Probably vega but theta may also be an issue depending on your days to expiration.

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TSLA CFO stepping down

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>>12605197
Sounds like the niggas just retiring, he’s almost 60

>> No.12605261

>>12605183
It's Angela White, Australian porn star known for her double anal and pee videos

>> No.12605269

>>12605261
Sounds like Pendulum.

>> No.12605292

>>12605261
so a literal whore then, not just a camera whore

>> No.12605295

Sell MGNA tomorrow or hold? How about CRON?

>> No.12605322

>>12605295
Keep buying Cron. It can’t go anywhere but up!

>> No.12605331

>>12605322
up in smoke

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>>12605250
He isn't that old at all and it is right around the time their debts are coming due. The stock dumped dumped 4% AH.

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TAKE THE PROFIT
>TAKE THE PROFIT

CASH OUT NOW
>CASH OUT NOW

IT'S GONNA FALL SOON
>IT'S GONNA FALL SOON

>> No.12605361

>>12605322
Some are speculating its about to take a crash back to $10

>> No.12605367

>>12605250
>>12605340
Also, they hired from within the company. Looks suspect as fuck.

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Wtf!! Fuck you msft!! Im down 0.15%

>> No.12605394

>>12605348
I unironically am tomorrow.

>> No.12605397

guys, bullish bias will win eventually. it's looking like that we'll bart around for a bit.

>> No.12605407

>>12605394
Same. Too wild a run to keep going.

>> No.12605433

>>12605367
Is it not normal for the VP of finance to be promoted to CFO when the old one leaves? Do companies usually do a talent search instead? I don’t know much about Silicon Valley hiring practices. Is somethings wrong at Tesla that guy would know though lol

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>>12605382

>> No.12605451

>>12605433
Not normal to me. The guy getting the job is 33 and has no experience as a CFO. You would expect a big name hire. Telsa has big money problems coming up and your chief financial officer leaving is bad enough.

Makes me want to open a short position on it.

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>>12605407
>>12605394
>>12605348
With you there guy's, tomorrow could be a great entry point for gold if you haven't already made a play yet. General conscious is that we will have a correction tomorrow/next couple of days as it's been a solid 5 day rally.

>> No.12605467

always makes me laugh to see the rat race picks you guys are playing, considering you all have basically no money (sub 5 figures), thinking that options will get you rich even though the wealth with that is in volume (assuming you are right). biotech and weed gets mentioned sometimes but there are way better microcap industries

>> No.12605489

>>12605467
Most people on here don't trade options dumb nigger. What fucking rat race? I'm retired and enjoy playing the stock market and shit posting.

>> No.12605517

>>12604996
Today Im up 2.3 in one account 2.7 in the other.
Somedays I actually do beat the market

>> No.12605538

>>12605142
>>12605166
No don't sell yet! The first spinoff is almost ready to launch. The Wabtech deal is closing end of February. You will be missing out on getting a 24% stake in the new company. Now I have no idea what the GE = Wabtech share ratio is but W is trading at around 69 - 70 per. You could be getting back your whole GE investment alone with just this one spinoff. There is 3 more coming down the pipe. Plus if GE turns the corner you will be losing out there to.

>> No.12605548

>>12605538
This guys right.

>> No.12605549
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AMD saved my portfolio today. Never thought I'd see that.

>> No.12605561

>>12605549
When did you buy AMD?

>> No.12605581

>>12605561
If he got in when it was under 20 per he made out pretty good today. I think it hit $24 by closing.

>> No.12605594

>tfw Powell is being a pussy

Make the market crash already, reeeeeeeeee.

>> No.12605597

>>12605561
A long time ago and throughout the last several months. I'm even at 24 dollars.

>> No.12605606

>>12605581
MSFT did pretty good today to. Apple really took off.

>> No.12605619

>>12605581
I bought a small amount april 17 sold aug 2018

>> No.12605635

>>12605606
I wish appl impacted brk more.

>> No.12605645

>>12605606

Apple will die next quarter.

>> No.12605653

>>12605645
They did well in everything except Iphone sales and they have a fuckton of money saved

>> No.12605660

>>12605606
>MSFT did pretty good today to

It's giving away 2/3rds of the days gains in after hours though.

>> No.12605711

T sank to under 30 per. But the earning report was nothing that was not expected. When you crunch the numbers as a whole they actually made a decent pile of cash. So long term they will be fine; things are playing out exactly as they (T management) wanted. Which is using this year to focus on paying down the debt and 5G rollout. They are making profit and have a plan to keep generating profit, pay down the debt and keep the fat div intact and maybe hike it some more. So yes while the stock price is lower, who cares? Keeping the fat div intact and generating profit is more important than the stock price. I see it as an opportunity; load up on T stock while it's cheap as shit.

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Del Taco will start Delivering soon, youre going to want to own this stock

>> No.12605743
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Buy CRBP

>> No.12605765

Dis sank some but this case I actually want it to tank some. See the Fox dis merger hangs on the Dis stock price and what that price is at deal closure time. Namely which ratio gets used. Bluntly; the closer Dis is to the $100 per mark the better it is for you to get the most out of your Fox shares. It matters not what fox is trading at, Dis does.

>> No.12605767

>>12605467
Enlighten us on these "microcap industries" boss

>> No.12605776

>>12605711
It's the

>yeah I'm down 50% on my investment but they increased the dividend again!

boomer cope again. T is a dead company sell and buy VZ.

>> No.12605784

watching powell suck off equities and the banks was fun. I guess this is the new norm. The global economy can't handle real interest rates and will need QE ever few years.

>> No.12605792

>>12605776
Nah, I'm not down much. I've always bought during the dip. You'd be right though if I bought it all during the top.

>> No.12605809

Someday Powell will regret giving into the drama queens on Wall Street.

>> No.12605825

>>12605765
bix nood

>> No.12605851

>>12605776
Best 3 banks
JPM
Wells Fargo
BLK

>> No.12605854

>>12605809
Powell is a genius. The market fully recovered from the last time he raised rates.

>raise rates
>market dumps
>come out a few months later and pretend you aren't going to raise rates again and relax
>market recovers completely
>come out again and raise rates

Honestly it's great he's playing the algos like a fiddle. He gets to raise rates without any damage to the market just by backtracking every six months. Meanwhile we are almost up to 3% while the rest of the world is at 0 or negative.

I don't think he meant shit when he was up there today, he was just trying to pump the markets as high as he can so it can sustain the blow when he raises rates shortly.

>> No.12605859

>>12605776
>>12605851
Sorry didn't mean to reply :3

>> No.12605870

>>12605851
I don't own any banks personally but check out HBAN. They're a regional bank that has been expanding pretty nicely lately that I'm fond of, thinking about getting some shares.

>> No.12605877

>>12605870
Sorry for the (you)
Also I meant BAC not Wells
I'm a mess

>> No.12605883
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New addition to weed stock moon candidate watchlist. Crop Infrastructure Corp. Ticker: CROP (CSE). US based real estate/greenhouse/venture capital with dude weed focus. They have assets in a number of states. 41m market cap.

>> No.12605884

>>12605854
The notion that the 1 guy can move that much money is outrageous. He can basically hurt other countries with a ripple effect.

>> No.12605915

>>12605854
lmao he's not going to raise rates though. the economy is already going into a recession.

>> No.12605918

AMRN is up again, over 17 per now. Notwithstanding that one fool who said "our hero will tank to $5 per with in 2 yrs" What bullshit. According to latest news on seeking alpha FDA is expected to give our hero its long awaited Green light by year end. Goes on to state that a $50 per buyout offer being floated before the FDA green light is highly likely.

My guess such a buyout won't happen till late in the year once the FDA is all but certain to sign off on it. Then the bags of cash will be dangled in front of ARMN's board.

Which means that my shares will be worth $2200.00 @ 50 per. More than my whole portfolio amount and then some. Who knows? Maybe the price per share number will climb even higher.

>> No.12605924

>>12605915
if anything we are going to see more QE. Its truly pathetic how "healthy" this economy is.

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>>12604996
>tfw i stay comfy investing in ETFs and mutual funds

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>>12605915

The man raises rates four times in 2018 and NOW you think he's afraid of causing a recession?

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>>12605884
I'm high and was thinking what some beartards are felling right now. Most of the thought they won Dec. 24th and ever since have been talking about today is the today it crashes. That was 5 weeks ago, God damn how dumb can can you be. Bearfags have been BTFO the entire year. Just LMAO at your life, might as well KYS fucking loser.

>> No.12605949

>>12605915
>>12605924
Globally the economy is in pretty bad shape but domestically I think the U.S. is fine. If anything all this bad data is just giving Trump more leverage in a trade deal which well make us even stronger in the long run.

I would not be surprised if he raised rates a couple more times and I think the market could handle it with relatively small declines.

>> No.12605983

>>12605949
u do realize anon the market is pretty volatile, right?

>> No.12605985
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america always win.

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>>12605947
they'll never learn
they're desperately holding onto the hope that we'll retest december lows so that they can unload their bags from shorting the bottom and break even

>> No.12605997

>>12605937
he didn't raise rates. he claims it was autopilot. how pathetic is that?

>> No.12606027

>>12605949
I think the U.S. is fine.
ultrakek

>> No.12606048

>>12606027
China is gonna rule the 22nd century. If you looked at the global economy on a stock graph, you'd see the West thrive with the discovery of the New World and shrink with the depletion of exploitable resources. For most of world history it's always been about china. Silk Road ride or die.

>> No.12606056

>>12605918
This nigga got stuck holding the bag
AMRN isn’t going to take off the medication is too expensive for phizer to pick up sell now or be forever stuck
Also where the FUCK is the REAL LCI nigger that comes here and shills it I’m fucking bagholding this shit where’s the movement? Even to just get out for fucks sake

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>>12605039
You're too late

>> No.12606072

>>12606048
If by rule, you mean subjugate, then sure. China can not, will not, and never will be able to compete in an open and fair society. No one is going to flock to that country for business, with its complete catastrophe of a legal system, willingly.

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>>12606056
>He fell for the LCI and AMRN meme

>> No.12606077
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>>12606056
>FOMOing into anything after a 100%+ run and then getting mad at other people when you lose money

>> No.12606086

>>12606048
You must be a deluded chink.

China is a house of cards that propped up by government spending and falsified economic data. Weak leadership and corporate greed from the west alone let them get as far as they did and they can put and end to it just as easily.

It would be insanity to put more than a tiny fraction of your investments into the Chinese markets.

>> No.12606093

>>12606048
Totally wrong. the west will still rule, but it will rule differently and the peasants will become incredibly poorer afterwards, not because the wealthy will steal it but because they'll demand more socialism.

>> No.12606095
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tomorrow is gonna be a good day :)

>> No.12606099
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>REEEEE I FOMO'D IN AT THE TOP OF AN EXTENDED RALLY AND NOW I'M DOWN, THIS MUST BE THE FAULT OF THE PERSON WHO MENTIONED THE STOCK TO ME
>I HAVE NO AGENCY HE FORCED ME TO BUY THOSE SHARES AFTER A MASSIVE RUN UP

>> No.12606118

>>12606086
China doesn't give a shit about copyright. The next technological revolution will stem from a great utilization of their stolen tech and at that point it'd be impractical to hold them accountable.

>> No.12606149

>>12606048
China will last until things start to go south and then their extremely poor population will go full revolutionary mode when they no longer have food

>> No.12606170
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>>12606149
asian peasantry behave different from europe peasantry

>> No.12606188

>>12606170
true but asian aristocracy are much quicker to tear each other down and use any opportunity to foment revolution

>> No.12606201

>>12606118
China has been stealing our tech for over a decade. When have they ever been able to improve upon it? Or even replicate 75% of the quality of what they steal? At least Japan can improve upon technology and make it as efficient as possible. China can't even replicate it properly after stealing the schematics.

I don't believe that all people are equal. Genetically, they are the human equivalent of an insect much like niggers are to monkeys. They don't have a soul, they don't have a brain, and do not have the capabilities that western and east asian countries used to rise to the top of the global economy.

Thinking China is going to suddenly flip some sort of switch after 20 years of having every economic advantage handed to them and still proving completely incompetent and useless at everything but buying iphones is maximum delusion.

>> No.12606205

>>12606095
u gonna sell tomorrow? I know its gonna rocket but then I might take a bathe on the dip. I got 2k shares at .24

>> No.12606226

>>12606201
>When have they ever been able to improve upon it?
I've been doing smart-home shit in my spare time and almost all the stuff I'm getting off amazon is chinese and directs me to download chinese apps. I never saw shit like that years ago. It's tough finding non-chinese electronic products that work with Alexa.

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>>12606095
ABSOLUTELY MAD!

>> No.12606238

>>12605036
capitalism is an unequivical failure because it's incapable of coordinating responses to external threats that threaten its reproduction as a system. Everything else is gravy. [though I do love gravy]

>> No.12606270

>>12606226
There is a thread on /g/ called 'Chink Shit General". It's because they make make cheap shit and companies like the high margins.

>> No.12606272

>>12606238
Communism where 99% of the world's human population is extinct and we have super-advanced ai is the only inevitable economic system

>> No.12606281

>>12606205
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret

I'm gonna take a big fat steamy DUMP opening bell.

>> No.12606287

>>12606170
The game has changed, it will turn into a shit fest of the elite backstabbing each other for power or getting the fuck out ASAP.

>> No.12606290

>>12606238
Yeah but systems are created by men. The failures of a system are the failures of men.

>> No.12606295
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reminder that there's no reason to answer a phone call unless you're expecting a call or it's from someone you already have saved as a contact

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>>12606238
Don't you know that capital is sentient?

>> No.12606304

>>12606295
you know lately I've been getting back to back calls from people with like the first 3 or 4 digits are exactly the same as mine, it's fucking weird man

>> No.12606319
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>>12606272
Nothing is inevitable completely anon. We could all just die out before any imagined possibility.

>>12606290
Yes, in an ontological sense like that. But this isn't down to the virtue of billionaires or stalin or whatever.

>>12606301
Yes, and suicidal.

>> No.12606326

>>12606304
that is weird
I would guess it's some sort of robocaller or scammer being persistent

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>>12606319
>mfw no suicidal capital gf
I guess there's always space Taoism

>> No.12606342

>>12606326
I accidentally answered a random phone call one time and the caller I.D read "scam likely" so i'm like "fuck it dood" and I answer it only to hear some wackjob breathing on the other end, like..heavy ass breathing. I got so freaked out I went to okcaller.com and backtraced the number to see where this mother fucker is located and it turns out he lives in the same city as I do. SPOOKED as fuck..

>> No.12606355

>>12606342
jesus christ. that's horror movie premise right there

>> No.12606360

>>12606304
Yeah, I get those a lot too. Mine are all in spanish trying to get me to sign up for obamacare. They spoof their location to use phone numbers close to yours. It's highly illegal but no one is doing shit about it. I do enjoy wasting their time however

>> No.12606381

>>12606170
There was a decade in one period of China's history where a peasant revolt occurred at a rate of like 4 per hour.

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>>12606295
Absolutely correct opinion, I ignore phone calls from people who are presumably strangers all the time. If it was important I’d know what they were calling for

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12606386

>>12606342
I set my phone to block all numbers not in my phone book. If not I get pajeet scammers and robo calls all week.

>> No.12606393

>>12606386
That's a good idea, I'm gonna do that as well.

>> No.12606394
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>>12606342
>>12606360
that is kind of spoopy
still, I highly doubt it's anything you really need to worry about
my approach of not answering phone calls unless I'm expecting a call or it's from someone I have saved as a contact has served me well

>>12606385
>If it was important I’d know what they were calling for

this

>> No.12606403

>>12606281
Its gonna go to a dollar in 2 months on hype alone

>> No.12606417

Only buy stocks you can be friends with. I don't buy stocks that are rude
:3

>> No.12606423

>>12604996
Nice bun fren

>> No.12606433

>>12606394
>implying people read the wall street journal

>> No.12606456

>>12606417
Tell me everything you know about how to determine if a stock is rude and why they are bad.

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>>12606433
I just chose a random picture I had saved on my computer, desu
I do think it makes a good point about mainstream media being focused primarily on profits rather than any sort of journalistic integrity, but I think everyone knows that at this point

>> No.12606488

>>12606471
The MSM really does pander to its markets while tossing the middle man out in to the gutter. I will give you that.

>> No.12606508

>>12606433
I mean I hate it when I'm traveling and have to spend tons of time traveling. So I might pick up something to read to pass time with and current events always can work for like an hour or so especially if you're on the trip returning home and see the same exact newspaper in a different market. If you honestly think a single printer can make a paper in every market daily you need to shut the fuck up and understand you can't travel faster than any physical thing that is massively transported through a network. Like maybe you still believe in Santa Claus, but what he allegedly does is impossible.

>> No.12606537

>>12606456
You have to take a stock out to lunch.
Print out the logo of the company and go to lunch. After that you'll be able to understand it telepathically. Also look at the CEOs face for hours on end. Also try to imagine that company as an anime girl. What would she look like? What's her personality?
This is how I learned Honda-chan is a very good friend, and Tesla-chan is a bitch

>> No.12606553

GE spinout tomorrow? Whose still in? Can Culp make a bad earning quarter a rally or will it just be good numbers all around? I placed a stop limit at 9.29 (first resistance) to see what happens and my limit at 9.35 to make sure it climbs

>> No.12606574

>>12606508
Tell me where in the butt it hurts you.

>> No.12606590

>>12606537
>This is how I learned Honda-chan is a very good friend, and Tesla-chan is a bitch
That should have been obvious.

>> No.12606593

>>12606537
Do you ever change your mind, like what if you take more than a single day to make a decision? Is it possible the stock just gives a bad first impression, and honestly you take the logo with you and uhh the logo says go to this place for lunch when you want that other lunch. The lunch is terrible so bad you fucking send it back like 3 or 4 times end up going to another place cursing the fucking place and damn it I assumed too much from thing I misread... maybe I should go to lunch at different places.

>> No.12606600

>>12606590
Maybe I was rude. Tesla-chan is mildly bipolar, expects high standards from others but rarely meets her own responsibilities, and is secretly a drug addict. 10/10 body though

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>>12606593
A-anon are you saying someone else cummed on the paper while you were at lunch?

>> No.12606608

>>12606574
I'm pissed off mostly at the amount of time I have to spend away from the people who mean the most to me to meet the newest person I'm going to hate.

>> No.12606686

>>12606600
Fugg da boody

>> No.12606696

>>12606600
tesla chan inspires greed and well honestly can't sustain it's self. thank god

>> No.12606736

It's pretty abnormal that I have a job and it works well for me right now. I just want some natural organic growth. Like lets make WTI sweet crude more valuable by shutting down the coast of the south western Caribbean and those old Portuguese claims, and giving them some old fashioned liberation and freedom. While starving their markets we profit at home and profit in the future when they bounce back.

>> No.12606818
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>Facebook's thousands of employees are reportedly unable to use the company's internal iOS apps after it was caught running a data-gathering research app that violated Apple's developer policies.

>Apple said on Wednesday that it had revoked Facebook's certificates giving it access to a special enterprise program that companies can use to distribute internal apps and tools outside the public App Store.

>The move has caused internal Facebook apps to stop working, creating a chaotic situation that the company has deemed a critical problem, The Verge reported. Facebook employees reportedly can't open company apps for transportation and the lunch menu, along with beta versions of Facebook apps like Messenger and Instagram.

>While that has made for a hectic day for Facebook employees, Apple's revocation of Facebook's enterprise certificates hasn't affected the public's ability to download and use the Facebook app on iOS devices.

Really amazing power move by Timmy tbqfh

>> No.12606850

>>12606608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoaktW-Lu38

>> No.12606864

Uh oh, Visa did the thing where it goes up but then it goes down
Guess it doesnt really matter though lol

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>>12605645
>said the extremely nervous man for the 20th time in 5 years.

>> No.12606983

>>12606818
>FB still up 12% AH while your boomer shitphone stock sinks into oblivion

>> No.12607075

>>12606850
no fuck you that's not funny

>> No.12607080

>>12606983
look at longer termed trends, and the marketing and bullshit that gets let in...

>> No.12607109

apple has it's own opporating system vs andriod

apple holds shit i can't replace a part and need a verified apple dealer, what is this apple dealer, to fix shit, but ummm mostly its just non verified but if I knew how to destroy apple it destroys america...Apple wants socialism and shit that people so their shit is lost.

>> No.12607124

shit at least i have enough food for sure... damn being a suck and fuck machine is always fun, but a nasty... i want to umm stop and go harder.

>> No.12607137

>>12607109
Except for about 5%, People want to be controlled, ee are a communal species. No one wants to be independent, they want path of least resistance otherwise apple would have died off years ago. They appeal to the lowest common denominator and that is your average consumer.

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>>12607075

>> No.12607156
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> tfw have 65k in Facebook and 35k in Amazon like a good goy

>> No.12607168

>>12607156
Based good goy.
Congrats on this, seriously.

>> No.12607172

>>12607137
fuck no reason i fucking hate this shit... only 5% of people want responsibility...

>> No.12607190

>you will never have enough money to comfortably live off dividends

Just fuck my shit up senpai.

>> No.12607196

>>12607156
just hold we're fleecing and not pushing fingers quite yet, but i'd sell... some portion to allow to invest in new upgrowers and opportunity.

>> No.12607203

>>12607190
keep buying 4 figures monthly kiddo

>> No.12607207

investment in tech, you get the faang
and honestly there will be some from uhhh kikeflix, i litereally was in shivers and honestly screeming shit oout
all of a sudden ted bundy
is like a man who women want to be with for fuck's sake

>> No.12607214

can i end my life yet, im fucking sick and tired of living in this world, i know i have all those others that need me and i want to just never move again.

>> No.12607216

>there are people here who think the fed delaying rate hikes are a good thing
The longer we hold off, the greater the pain will be

>> No.12607220

best thing to look at
DEO

>> No.12607231

deo is ok fuck you all
you all suck at tradding. and you all deserved to be umm forced into uncomfortable decisions that you have enough voice or power to pull for.

>> No.12607240

>>12607231
Alright alright Ill buy it

>> No.12607247

>>12605936
I do most of my shit in ETFs but I have a separate account with a small amount of money that I use for speculative trades (biopharma shit).

>> No.12607255

>>12607220
>>12607231
I like DEO a lot but don't have any money at the moment. Brought it up in the last thread when some cuck tried to shill Constelation Brands. Great stock to hold for the long term. Liquor is sexy right now only faggots and boomers drink beer.

Not often you can buy into a liquor company most of those good brands seem to be privately held because they are such a cash cow.

>> No.12607291

>>12607247
what ETFs you rollin wit

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>>12607255
>some cuck tried to shill Constelation Brands

>> No.12607328

Anyone else think this recovery is going way too fast? We already toasted December and are approaching our way to ATH? How does this make sense? Economy is fragile FED afraid to raise rates. China crumbling. EU falling apart. This literally doesn't make sense. Earnings have been relatively bad but still stocks recovering and approaching ATH because people were expecting even worse????? None of this makes sense. I feel like I'm going crazy or am missing something obvious. There is no reason we should be recovering still.

>> No.12607332

>>12607305
I'm sorry man I guess Corona isn't as bad as beer.

>> No.12607338

50% FB anon here. I'm finally positive for the year. but suddenly I find myself uninterested in selling..

>> No.12607349

>>12607332

Corona is piss water but it sells. Constellation broke bullish today, that's why I brought it up.

>> No.12607350

>>12607328
Capital is fleeing to US stocks because if what you said, China, Japan, and the EU are all shit

>> No.12607354

>>12607328
It's the algos. Everyone sold or loaded up with short positions a month ago. They're going to keep squeezing them and going higher and higher until they all fomo back in so they can resume the dump.

AMD missed horribly and pumped 20%. It's all a joke at this point. I only sold about 40% of my holdings last week so I haven't missed out on too much but today still hurt.

>> No.12607364

>>12607350
And the US economy was never in crisis. It was a correction, and that's all.

>> No.12607375

>>12607364
Then how come FED stop raising rates? That signals US economy is slowing and weakening. Can't even handle lowest historical rates... this market is a farce.

>> No.12607398

>>12607354
>the marketwide conspiracy of algos
desu its not so far fetched if (((they))) are involved. could have even made powell delay the rate hike to squeeze a bit more before the next leg down

weird to "muh algos" though

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>>12607375

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>>12607291
Im using td e-series index. The mers are a bit higher .32-.5 but there are no trading fees and no minimum. They offer enough diversity for me s&p, nasdaq, dow, tsx, msci eafe, msci europe and canadian bond index.
Once i have the 15k for no annual fee direct investing ill switch to ishares and vanguard equivilents.
Rate my memefolio

>> No.12607406

>>12607398
The jews obviously control the algos of course.

>> No.12607423

>>12607404
>that asset allocation

yikes. how did you manage to overcomplicate something as simple as td e-series.

>> No.12607428

>>12607402
lmaoooooooooooooo

>> No.12607433

>>12607423
Pointers?

>> No.12607463

>>12607433
You just have a lot of redundancy and overlap for no reason. Have fun re-balancing that. Why Europe and MSCI EAFE that already includes Europe? You just want to overweight Europe over pacific? Makes no sense to me. Why DJIA, Nasdaq, and US Index? Again, lots of overlap. Just hold US index. You can do some Nasdaq if you want to overweight in tech for some reason. I would just drop TD E-series and go Questrade since you have enough to avoid account min fees and would have free ETF purchases anyways. That way you could get emerging markets as well. Also, don't like how overweight you are in US since you have it over 10x your home country and international when it only makes up 55-60% of the world economy.

>> No.12607480
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12607480

Never bet against white girls.

>> No.12607496

>>12607480
lol

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>>12607463
Well the europe and eafe, actually no. These are the top ten holdings. Pic related is eafe

>> No.12607502

>>12607480
has any pure white girl company ever collapsed

SBUX is looking like a patricians divvy stock for the future already

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Pic related is europe

>> No.12607514

>>12607404
what kind of account is this? non-registered? usually fees are waived for RRSP/TFSA regardless of balance

>> No.12607521

>>12607501
>>12607507
Europe is in EAFE index... do you see how HSBC Holdings PLC is in both of them...

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>>12607507
>11% HSBC

>> No.12607527

>>12607507
>europe
WRONG

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>>12607463
Is my allocation wack too? I also have shares I pick out on my RH.

>> No.12607541

>>12607463
The dow, nasdaq and s&p. Well yeah lots of overlap but also best performing indexes. Also dow 30 vs nasdaq 500, so obviously only 30 compa ies can possibly be overlapped but, i am building right now. I started all i. S&P, then started diversifying after and just buying right now, eventually i wanted to be 50% us, 25% bond and 25% can/eafe/europe.
I got advice from a smart inverstor who said as a noob, i dont want to try to beat the market, i want to be the market. This makes sense to me for now.

>> No.12607543

>>12607534
The ETSs in that are all Vanguard

>> No.12607552

>>12607514
Its rrsp and yes fees are waived if the but funds must be held for 30 days.

>> No.12607554

>>12607534
JUST BUY VTSAX OH MY LORD

>> No.12607564

>>12607521
Ok but its a small fraction of one so not a major concern for me and what is the downside of that?

>> No.12607568

>>12607534
Yours is much better but still too complex for me. I try to stick to 5 holdings max as re-balancing a 1.2% asset can be annoying. I don't hold international bonds and stick to my home country for fixed income. International bonds are fine for diversification but they have to be currency hedged or else you can get destroyed on currency fluctuation. I personally wouldn't hold the value stocks and would prefer the total market but if you want to do that it's fine. Overall, very good. I would consider simplifying it but if you are okay dealing with additional complexity it's fine.

>> No.12607570

>>12607552
*But the funds must be held for 30 days
So i cant exactly daytrade

>> No.12607600

>>12607570
huh that's weird, RRSPs are supposed to be friendly for day-trading (unlike TFSAs). So once you get past the min balance you can trade freely?

>> No.12607601

>>12607463
I opened a questrade account and havent funded it yet because the reviews are nightmarish. Super scared.

>> No.12607624

>>12607600
No i will actually have to move them to a different part of the bank which is their brokerage house. Right now it is i their average joe part of the bank. I could move it now but i would have to pay $150 annual fee, this is waived above 15k

>> No.12607625

>>12607541
The problem is you are diversifying by buying more stuff, instead of buying things that contain more stuff. The downside of your approach is you are over complicating for no benefit which will make it harder for you to stick to your plan. Holding 3 US indexes is not diversification. It is over weighting yourself with the overlap of the indexes. A total stock market ETF and a bond ETF is more diversified than you. You don't need to hold Europe and MSCI EAFE in two different products. MSCI EAFE has Europe. By holding both you are over weighting Europe. The only reason to do this would be if you suspect Europe will outperform in the future.

>> No.12607641

just buy VGRO and maybe VFV if you want more US weighting and close your eyes desu

>> No.12607663

>>12607641
XGRO is also good choice as it is bit cheaper than VGRO and has the additional US weighting. VGRO/XGRO is probably the best idea. Anon has already showed that he has too much tendency to tinker with asset weights. VGRO will not give him that option. Once you hit high account (100k+) I would recommend considering switching off VGRO as you will have less opportunities for tax loss harvesting, won't be able to recoup foreign withholding taxes, have slightly higher MER than individual ETFs, and will have less options for optimal asset location.

>> No.12607678

>>12607625
Yeah i see what you are saying. The problem for me is they dont have a specific emerging markets or asian markets funds anymore which limits my strategy.
Right now, my only real stategy is to buy when i believe an index is undervalued or will rise. Having more options allows me more choices for this. So fo example if I believe asia is going tomdo well based on news or whatever i only have international to bet on that. If i this europe will spike i would place directly into europe but not eafe.
You know what i mean? I am contantly just trying to pick my best future performer every payche k so i like having the options. I am not even trying to balance att his point except with my bonds for safety which i will use to buy the dip in the event of a major downturn.

>> No.12607681

Holy fuck Facebook proved everyone wrong

And I was right motherfuckers. This stock is going to 300

>> No.12607687

>>12607663
I see, so generally the idea is to only stick to one-etf solutions while your account balance is still low (<100k)? I suppose with-holding really starts to eat into dividends at that point.

>> No.12607692

>>12607502
I'm holding big time SBUX calls for this summer, I need $70 or I'm toast

>> No.12607721

>>12607687
This is just my opinion. There are benefits to dropping one fund solution. These benefits are not worth it in small accounts, but in very large accounts things like foreign withholding tax on dividends will start to add up. You could offset this by holding US listed ETFs in your RRSP. This is not possible with VGRO. I have seen people with 500k+ accounts only hold VGRO because of behavioral issues. VGRO is worth it if you can't stick to disciplined plan. If you start to tinker with asset %'s, or start trying to time the market then you should stick with VGRO forever.

>> No.12607742

>>12607678
Many people try to do what you are attempting and fail. I would recommend you define an asset allocation and stick to it. Perhaps the 50/25/25 you mentioned before. Buy products in this allocation. Re-balance them according to some rule (ex. once a year) to remain in this allocation. Re-balancing will force you to sell the better performing ones and purchase the worse performing ones. This will force you to buy low and sell high.

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cant wait to buy my first NATH share tommrow :)

And to also triple down pon Taco before its too late

>> No.12607815

>>12607742
Thanks anon. This sounds like good advice. I just started investing in September and I am just kind of having fun with it right now but acknowledge I am probably not doing the greatest job but part of what is keeping me interested is the action. So having a little "fun" with it is maybe a bit costly but not as costly as becoming bored with it. Once i open a direct investing account I will keep my investments separate from my trades and keep it simple and fairly boring and have fun trading(gambling) individual stocks. That will be in a few months. Anyway thanks for the input and taking the time. Cheers.

>> No.12607824

>>12607757
Do you only get food stocks? Is Del Taco popular where you live? I think we have 1 in a city of a million here.

>> No.12607838

>>12607815
That sounds like a good plan to me. Good luck in the future anon.

Couch potato blog also has more detailed info and tips you can follow including some model portfolios.

https://canadiancouchpotato.com/
https://www.canadianportfoliomanagerblog.com/

>> No.12607851

>>12607824
I mainly trade food stocks and Banks, although Im new to restaurants

Yes Del taco is very popular in the LA surrounding area and theyre doing their first deliveries here

>> No.12607873

>>12607851
Nice, are they doing it or is it with DoorDash/GrubHub

>> No.12607900

>>12607873
Grubhub, hopefully it catches on

>> No.12608037

>>12607721
whats the difference between being 100% VTSAX, or going 6 figures in VGRO exclusively etc? Unironically my plan is to max my IRA every year with only VTSAX for 20+ years and buy other blue chippers as I can throughout the area

>> No.12608186

-4.3%

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/german-retail-sales-138

>> No.12608248

>>12606048
Chinas demographic collapse will halt their growth rest assured.

>> No.12608251

>>12608186
I think everyone knows that the other countries economies are in a pretty bad spot. I'm still not sold the US is there yet. That is one hell of a miss.

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cron is a scam short it like hmny

>> No.12608437

>>12608396
Oh the time to short CRON hard is coming. Soon.

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>>12608437
last time a shady ceo's company had a random flat for an address it was titanium blockchain ICO

>> No.12608710

>>12607255
i've been telling you assholes to buy ALCOHOL AND GIRLS FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG

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>>12607507
>holding europenis financial stocks
>holding financial stocks before the bottom of the economic cycle

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markets fine, goyim
this totally isnt already much more volatile than the last few initial waves that ended up causing cataclysms.
bond yields? wtf u lookin at bond yields for, stfu faggt. we got PLENTY of ammo to fight back, trust us
trust the plan

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>>12608710
would you shut the fuck up faggot!!!

whoever is impersonating me is a fucking faggot!!!!

Stop being a fucking brainlet if you are going to LARP as me you piece of shit!!!

>> No.12608766

>>12607527
kys

>> No.12608858

>>12608762
IM TELLING YOU TAKE THE FOLLOWING PROP BETS ON THE SUPERBOWL.

WILL THERE BE A MISSED EXTRA POINT, TAKE no

WILL AN EXTRA POINT OR FIELD GOAL ATEMPT HIT THE CROSSBAR?
take no

WILL THERE BE A BLOCKED KICK pat fg
take no

WILL THERE BE AN ONSIDE KICK DURING THE FIRST THREE QUARTERS?
take no

TOTAL FIELD GOALS
no action
it's an over under bullshit bet

OK JUST BET THE RAMS AND YOU GET FREE MONEY.

>> No.12608869

I DON'T THINK THERE'S MUCH TO SPEAK OF SINCE I'M PISSED OFF, BUT I WANNA DO ALL I CAN TO GET LIBERALS WHO WANT TO TAX POST TAX DOLLARS LIKE ELIZABETH WARREN TO GET THE NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENCY, AND I WANT SOME ONE CENTRIST LIKE COFFEE GUY TO RUN AND I WILL WORK AND SPEND MONEY TO GET HIM ON THE BALLOT ON ALL FIFTY STATES.

>> No.12608886

>>12608766
no you stfu

>> No.12608892

yeah don't buy my piece of shit stock, it won't be better than FVE

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cron puts gonna print so many tendies

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>He didnt buy more REFR on the dip

Just bought 30k more desu

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>>12608926
what a nice short setup you got there fren

>> No.12608964

>>12608738
that was solved last recession. We golden bull now

>> No.12608973

>>12608948

Please short I need to lower my buy avg :3

I will giggle like a girl when you have to cover because you are fucking retarded

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>>12608964
golden dead cat

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>>12608948

Do something faggot

>> No.12609003

>>12608976
go ahead and short the bottom lmaoooooooooooooo

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>>12608994
>>12609003
k

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I'm not bullish I expect money to flow easy.

>> No.12609075

as far as markets yeah you got one round of earning seasons, but i am not buying new long positions (with exceptions) for another few quarters. i don't trade dax or french 40 shit chink shit and well maybe there are investment opportunities there, but I am not exceptionally bullish in this market for like until i get better news.

>> No.12609083

>>12608762
ive actually been giving sound advice in an effort to improve your tarnished image big5
so.. youre welcome

>> No.12609087
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>>12609083
you could just like not be such a faggot

>> No.12609090

>>12609087
>pic
whos this strapping young chap?

>> No.12609102

>>12609090
well, he did something awesome to a young cadet, threw him in the brig for maximum terms then kicked him out of the navy for stealing.

>> No.12609112

>>12609090
he became an admiral in the navy but his only son died to an OD, but what ever the father was never home.

>> No.12609125
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>>12609102
>>12609112
sounds just like MY dad
so fucking hawt

wew
hold on... ill be right back

>> No.12609131

>>12609090
a true officer who gave his whole live to the military and he well lotring is in the pic so you can search it all up as you want. I just remember his son and how that son of his isn't here anymore... That man is an honest man and deserves all the stuff that goes with it.

>> No.12609141

>>12609125
He may have met your dad, maybe you met him too, but look his son was my best friend and uhh I'm just paying respect for ranking officers in the military.

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>>12609125
>P
>>12609131
you two should race to see who can kys faster

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>>12609141
>but look his son was my best friend
im sry to hear that my fellow LCIguy

>>12609151
comf its 3:30 in the morning
goback2bed
me and the rest of the LCIguy swarm will keep the thread saef

>> No.12609171

>>12609151
im sorry, just buy FVE and actually VTNR and some more wbi sweet crude plays with this unrest in venezuela I hate how much i love women of ever race pussy is great and uhh make sure to provide for you women and children making love and finding love is easy being picky is easy too, but do not create children with a women who doesn't share your same life values.

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>>12609166

>> No.12609184

>>12609166
sam adams is great beer, and honestly they will help you out if you talked to them brewer to brewer instead of as a venture capitalist

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>>12609171
hah gave yourself away you're not the real LCIguy

>> No.12609194

>>12609166
what i mean to have said was their goals are your goals, spreading great beer around the world

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>>12609194

>> No.12609199

>>12609186
no im bagholder extra see... pay attention fucking retard

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>>12609195
I have nothing left to give you asshole go find some one who actually appreciates what it is yoou might appear to do.

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>>12609195
join us comfy...
soon... all of /biz/ will be LARPing as big5

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>>12609205

>> No.12609227

>>12609217
that will never happen we always encourage dischord and and absolute opposite talking points, and you're all a bunch of idiots since you don't fucking listen to me

>> No.12609233

>>12609224
what if I told you I don't like Rubio because he's not a fan of the jews, and how my president has done more for Israel than anybody before him.

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>>12609233
i'd think you're lying

>> No.12609240

shit am I a neocon now? since I like jews and am pro liberation of countries that contain resources beneficial to life as we know it.

>> No.12609247

I want to rebuild the damn temple and fuck germany, germany has always been the fucking problem in Europe.

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>>12609224

>>12609240
yes
israel first

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>>12609240
no you're just a faggot

>> No.12609260

lets get back to stocks what are we bullish and bearish on, personally i want to buy more telecommunications look at cisco and shit it's honestly the provider of all the world but im bullish on communications look at fucking kike book they're bolstering up and go ahead communications and providing ease of access in times if distrust are what investors see as security,

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>>12609255
did you know that mussolini is the worlds leading male transexual porn star?
the more you know...

>> No.12609266

>>12609255
no i think that wheel chaired faggot was the worst person to ever become president. I honestly celebrate his death.

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>>12609260
we are shorting cron ceo (((gorenstein)))

>> No.12609270

>>12609268
lets short dude weed and make a happening

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>>12609266
i guess we can be frens

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>>12609260
on the real tho
buy DRUS

pic related
me in white with one of my bitches and her two cucks in front of the DRUScruise

>> No.12609288

I hate how stupidly greedy leftists are, what happened to personal responsibility? well fuck that let illegals in and let them vote, and look that's what happened to rome. and the fallen empire... I hate it I don't condone any of that bullshit, but fuck you assholes on the left for encouraging the youth in MY COUNTRY TO THINK ITS WHAT IS NEEDED i have to say I can't give people more than freedom and responsibility I hate it...

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>>12609270
i just hope to make a few shekels

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>>12609286
oh sry thats the photoshop
pic rel is the real deal

>> No.12609310

>>12609289
I want to short all of them that are USA based, and I will make a happening, give me a list. This is like santa claus and i check it twice go after one or two people for bullshit and yep boom done.

>> No.12609316

investors who are long lose everything since it's delisted from exchange

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>>12609288
we used TES: oblivions character editor to see what america will look like in 2040, and its beautiful

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>>12609326
looks like a should have been aborted child survived and nobody got anything from the sacrifice of the parents.

>> No.12609370

I gave up on life and just used this

https://get.cryptobrowser.site/3803048

>> No.12609376

>>12609326
poster child for abortion advocates I support eugenics and and 99% of the time I'm pro-life but these assholes are why I can't disregard the pro-choice.

>> No.12609382

>>12609370
fuck off david

>> No.12609390

>>12609326
This is a zika baby. If you are white never travel south of the equator again. Full quarantine now in effect.

>> No.12609462
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is doom and doom mods the final, ultimate redpill in investing?
>can easily be run on ANY computer simultaneously with trading platform and internet browser
>can be run in windowed mode so you can keep an eye on ur stonks
>even if fullscreened, can easily be alt+tabbed out of to quickly view charts
>countless incredible mods that overhaul the entire game, giving you endless hours of playtime
>calming and restorative effect on ones sanity. the perfect stress reliever when youre short position is getting squeezed

>>12609364
>>12609376
the amount of money the parents spent to keep this literally brainless husk alive is unfathomable. didnt matter tho cuz its ded now

>>12609370
pajeet, srs question: do you even read the threads you post in? this is a thread about israel, abortion rights, and doom mods

>> No.12609528

Does anyone know a game that has investment related themes in it but isn't a micromanagement simulator? I know fable 2 has properties you can invest in and GTA 5 has the stock market, anything else?

>> No.12609545

>>12604996
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BUNNY
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12609585

Why do animals get fat?

>> No.12609670
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>>12609289

Did someone say shekels?

>> No.12609678

>>12609528
In skyrim you can influence market price for items by killing vendors and/or townspeople.

>> No.12609793

>>12609585
To flex on poors

>> No.12609883

fuck bulls

>> No.12609985
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>>12609883
fuck retarded trigger happy bears
you give bearfags a shit name
t. actual bear

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Not being GE at 6.75.

>> No.12610000

>>12609985
>t. actual fag
don't @ me with your pathetic ramblings, bitch

>> No.12610002

>>12609528
mount and blade: with fire and sword
warband has it too, but its not as good imo
also any of the "X" games

and wall st raider/speculator as well, obviously. that is, if you dont mind dat 90s shareware aesthetic

>> No.12610012
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>>12610000
>whines
>gets called a faggot
>"n-no ur t-the g-gay"
>whines more
wew

>> No.12610017

>>12610012
>2 words
>whining
>n-no u!
>never even called me a fag
thats a big yikes from me dawg

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>>12610017
>implying he doesnt post these same 2 words incessantly every day cuz hes too retarded to time a short properly
oof

>> No.12610033

>>12610032
>/v/irgin can't handle the bantz
every time

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>>12610033
>(((/v/)))
>thinking i dont enjoy spamming meme arrows at people
oh no no no

>> No.12610052

>>12610047
>cope

>> No.12610062
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>>12610052
>cant think of any more monosyllabic words to put after his meme arrows
SAD!

>> No.12610073

>>12610062
post a pic of the money in your account.
if it's over 5 grand, i'll stop posting.

>> No.12610074

yaya unbanned !
>>12610069
>>12610069
>>12610069

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>>12610073
>>12610062
>>12610052
>>12610047
>>12610033
>>12610032
>>12610017
>>12610012
>>12610000
all™ me™ btw™
t™. me™

>> No.12610131

>>12610116
>cringe and poor
lol

>> No.12610174
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>>12610131
the names big5, kiddo
a name that strikes fear into the hearts of all mortals
u know exactly who i am
dont play coy

>> No.12610195

>>12610174
>5klet
lmao

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>>12610195
u wot m8?

>> No.12610339

any anglos here?
god bless shell oil