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*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is!
Get ready, for takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it the announcement starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out is gonna be coming to you pulls out gun NOW!!!! "Bang!" flag pops out upon firing

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK
presses a coconut pie into your face

And there it is!

>> No.12599096
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12599096

>>12599083
WTF?
How did you get transcripts of davos forum

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>>12599096

>> No.12599226

stop clowning around in here

>> No.12599568

>>12599083
Based and clownpilled

>> No.12599579

best /biz/ thread of the month

>> No.12599931

Ok this is based

>> No.12600087
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12600087

What did I miss

>> No.12600756

only post the clown in the BSV threads
thank you

>> No.12600794

based and honkpilled

>> No.12601040
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12601040

who here buying /ClownCoin/?

>> No.12601429

>>12599083
wasn’t this from the vechain presentation from last year?

>> No.12601556

>>12601429
kek

>> No.12601681

Good post, would read again

t.anon

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>>12599083

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>>12599096

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>>12599096
based

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>>12599083
this gotta be my fav copy pasta of all time.. and i've been around here a long time

>> No.12601955

these posts prevent my from committing suicide

>> No.12602028

> need advice
> visit / biz /
> *HONK* *HONK* *HOOOOOOOONK*
> regret and leave with a smile on my face

>> No.12602128

>>12602028
>>12601955
lmao

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Listen up you little cocksuckers, you are either with Craig, or against him. He fucking invented this shit, so he has the RIGHT to destroy anything in this space as he sees fit. How fucking DARE you faggots develop anything involving crypto without his express permission? Well, you've really fucked up now, because Craig is coming after you degenerate anarchists, and you will lose EVERYTHING, and probably end up in prison because of it. You "investors" have participated in the illegal buying and selling of unlicensed securities, and have encouraged others to do the same, which is also illegal.
I'm forwarding this thread directly to Craig, as he is a very good friend of mine from the bathhouse scene. Prepare to get fucked like only Craig can fuck, you retards!