/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuckkkkkkk!

Yeah but now he's shilling it to rich boomers.

I wasn’t really expecting anything desu.

>>12591701
i see the toilets from here hehe

>the absolute state of LINK

>>12591701
THIS PHOTO IS TAKEN FROM TWITTER

AND OP IS FUDDING


https://twitter.com/insuranceblock/status/1090326001693802496?s=19

>>12591756
Or OP is Phillip Duncan.

Either way it’s a Nothing Burger.

>>12591701
The same fuckin shirt.

>>12591701
the same fucking shirt

the. same. shirt.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

>>12591781
>>12591785

Imagine the smell

>>12591701
Pic related shows Sergey a few seconds after his presentation. Alone. Nobody cares about LINK.

>>12591807
This is actually kinda sad.
I care for him.
Still sad.

THERES NOBODY THERE LMFAO

is he at a table by himself

>>12591807

>>12591833
staring into space...WHAT IS HE THINKING ABOUT AT THAT MOMENT

>>12591807
No, this wasn't after. Apparently he started coughing so much during his presentation he had to go sit down and take a breather and this is that moment.

>>12591807
>>12591823
>>12591833
RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
D-DELETE

>>12591807
I KNOW YOUR FEELS HURT SERGEY STAY STRONG WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER!!!!!!

>>12591807
OH NO NO NO

>>12591839

loooooooool I want this to be true so badly

>>12591839
I think that’s worse.

>>12591816
his aura is too powerful and people felt intimidated by his intellect and ability. its obvious.

>>12591807
My sides a new meme was born, this is better than bigmacs

lonely sergey

lmao

keep living in your dream world linkies.

anyone with 3 digit IQ can small sergey's bullshit from miles away.

hes sitting at the table thinking how pointless this all is now that witnet is here

>>12591807
>first they ignore you

>>12591807
a new meme is born.

>>12591875
>and i find it kinda funny
>i find it kinda sad
>the dreams in which im dying
>are the best ive ever had

>>12591807
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>12591807

What the fuck is wrong with this autist?

>>12591701
>>12591756

He is wearing the same fucking shirt he has worn for the last 6 months. He is in sneakers. He is flabby and has notably portruding belly.

Does he understand what is a dress code? All of his audience is wearing fancy suits.

HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HOBO AT THIS POINT THIS IS NOT GOOD IMAGE FOR CHAINLINK

>>12591807
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
IVE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON

god i love his shape

>>12591915
people expect his from devs, suit would be a red flag

>>12591915

lol hes FUDDING himself.

>>12591915
He‘s a chad you fucking idiot. Has more money then the entire room in crypto and his bankaccount

The roller coaster of emotions

Guys, the shirt is a signal of which stage the project is in. That is why it is always the same talk too. Blue and white checkered shirt for the basic explanation about smart contracts and oracles. You'll see a new shirt when the second phase begins.

>>12591807
This is fucking gold.

>>12591807
This makes me sad.

OH NO NO NOOO

>>12591701
What the fuck? Is that Adan in the audience?

>>12591807
Holy fuck this is real. Man I love Sergey. I really hope he is doing ok.

>>12591984
Unironically this.

>>12591807

holy shit, this is too painful, the dream is over

>>12591915
Look at Steve Jobs or Bill Gates. Great minds don't need to lick anyone's ass

Havent seen this slide at chainlink presentations, can you read the text ? Seems to be something new, maybe focused on insurance

>>12592254
That’s much more formal than what sergay is wearing.
Steve jobs used to wear turtlenecks all the time but he was also a little crazy.

>>12592295
you need more enhance

>>12592321
Alphas don't need to be formal

>>12592295
Top right says parametric data driven, bottom says trustless contract computation.

>>12591701
Sergey’s cut and paste speech is cut and past because it’s the only collection of words he can say without violating a stack of non disclosure agreements a mile high that he has signed with his numerous, numerous partners in the fintech space.

>>12591807
That was before the presentation started dumbfucks. You are one seriously sick bunch of brainlets, none of you morons deserve to make it.

>>12591701
i absolutely love this man

>>12592353
Thats what you imbeciles have been trying to convince yourselves of for over a year now. Such cope. Sad!

>>12592425
Lol its funny fud to scare the idiots away. We KNOW we're going to make it. Relax friend. Sergey gots this in the bag.

>>12591807
>>12591875

it's dumping again

>>12591807
AND IT WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN
INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
THE RING OF FIRE
THE RING OF FIRE

>>12591701
i used to laugh at people that hold link but now its just getting sad. i truly believe these people are unironically suffering from some sort of stockholm syndrome. sad

>>12592343
>>12592295
Top left says Screaming Virgins

>>12592535
>i truly believe these people are unironically suffering from some sort of stockholm syndrome.

I genuinely pity them at this point.

>>12591875
Somebody shop some frogs next to him.

>>12592295
Its easy when you work for FBI

>he wears the same clothes

>>12592343
nice, anon.

This is from the conference.

>>12591785
Degree in philosophy. The same shirt is by design. We will make it.

>>12591807

Holy fucking kek this is priceles.

>>12592696

>>12592579
I wish I was a virgin. I remember every inch of mommy’s cock sliding into my anus when I was 10. I have nightmares every time I close my eyes, and the worst part is that I still live at home with my mom.

This guy posting on twitter and linkedin

>>12592584
I'm laughing more than ever from >>12591807

>>12591915
zuckerberg only wears jeans and a grey shirt. im going to get my lambo in that shirt pattern when my linkies reach maximum stinkie

>>12592535

Hey dont cha copy that stocholm syndrome meme from me, I'm the one who started to call reqtards that.

>>12591896
>and i find it kinda funny
>i find it kinda sad
>the memes in which im dying
>are the best ive ever had

FTFY

>>12592877
I remember the threads

>>12592727
holy shit, this is the cringiest fucking post i've ever seen. just imagining that someone took the time out of their day to make that, makes me almost wanna throw up

>>12592877
>thinking that saying someone is suffering from stockholm syndrome is original
being this deluded

The purpose of this talk was to explain Chainlink to insurance people, did you anons honestly expect a mainnet announcement? Also mainnet will most likely be announced in a subtle manner, it isn't Sergey's style to shill his project in public.

>>12592727

>>12591807
Reminder that Sergey paid 1000 dollars for a ticket to the venue just to sit by himself.

>>12592727

>mfw people are buying in the meme that chainlink is a meme meme

>>12592838

>>12592727
....yeah....

>>12593016
He presented, you dumbass

>>12591701
legit businessmen with suits and briefcases listening to a fat autistic neckbeard wearing jeans, sneaker and his favorite lucky flannel for the 100th day in row without washing. A Picture tells a thousand words and this is all i needed to see. Unironically just sold my entire stack because of this. I advise the rest of you to get out while you still can.

>>12592995
Yassss

>>12592790
Why is nobody talking about this

>>12592790
...is this competition for chainlink?

>>12593171
It's at the chainlink event you idiot

>>12593180
What does this mean then?

>>12593158
Because it has nothing to do with sergay

>>12593158
cuz we don't know what we looking at?

>>12593189
This is what adlyn has been up to aside from sprinting around the room giving the mic to people

>>12592790
What the fuck is that

>>12591807
>Nobody cares about LINK.
Sergey decided to sit at that empty table, brainlet.

>>12591915
>this is not good image for Chainlink
>t. Pajeet

>>12592986
Its not stockholm syndrome anyway. Its that we Linkies are the financial equivalant to incels and Link is our thot. We buy Links on binance like they donate on twitch. We are cryptocucks. And we don't see the world like the way the rest of you cryptonormies see things.
Iron hands here 1k eoy

>>12592790
20%
80%
Pullin numbahs out mah ass

>>12591701
Link is seriously a scam, this dude is a scammer. This kind of shit reminds me of penny stock market companies. Seriously...get out while you can.

>>12591807
>One of us is going to make us rich

One of us!

>>12592790
Chainkit.com

>>12593574
Looks like it helps chainlink by making things more user friendly

>>12593611
damn, i though the whole point was trying to cut out middleman via smartcontracts. Pencildata is just a start up company.. nothing to do with CL

>>12593634
I mean it looks like it makes setting up APIs more simple...nothing to do with the smart contract itself.

>>12591807
this is the saddest pic i have ever seen

>>12591807
Powerful stance, direct communication, neutral expression. He’s in control. This COO was so impressed he posted it on boomerin.

>>12593949
Look at this beast. I’m buying another bag. He is ferocious.

>>12591807

WHAT A BEAST

he's doing a workshop about anything else but his own chainlink project? says it all lmao....

seems like he's trying to find a new purpose for his meme token. feel bad for you investors.

>shilling his product to real companies instead of fucking crypto moonboys
>talking about how they can improve their businesses personally rather than "muh partnership guys look" vechain tier shit
bullish af

>>12594237
selling them a product/service that doesn't exists yet... unti mainet comes out... nothing else matters

>>12591807
lads this is a shoop, isn't it?

>>12594296
nope, 100% stinkie linkie. https://twitter.com/insuranceblock/status/1090327361625546752

>>12594296
No.

If you can’t sit alone you’re most likely a beta.

>>12594351
he never changes that shirt or shoes... imagine the smell

>>12594315
Let's see how long it takes for morons to once again fuck up the effort of Sergey and the team.

>>12594379
this is where you're wrong. Sergey should be airdropping links to the link marines on biz. who the hell do you think's been shilling and defending the project for the past 18 months?

>>12594263
Actually you can use towncrier right now so

>>12594405
look at the replies.
they dont come off as helpful at all, more like a bunch of desperate virgin retards.

if they think they are helping, they are wrong

>who the hell do you think's been shilling and defending the project for the past 18 months?
defending against who you spud. every bit of FUD was generated by the retards here.
you are literally yelling at yourself and thinking you are doing a good job

>>12593060
>Link thread
>Zelda ID
nice

Sergey was preceded by Andrew Bull
>Bull
>Sergey
This is the sign

>>12594351
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SCAMLINK SHILLS!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!

HOW WILL SCAMLINK EVER RECOVER FROM THIS!?!?!?!

>>12591701
LMAO DONT BUY CHAINLINK,

BUY NIGGER DOS NETWORK CHINGCHONGCHAN COIN LMAO NIGGA Y U HATE,MONEY STREET SHITTER

BUY DOS,NETWORK ITS BETTER THAN LINK LMAO FUCK LINK ROFL,NIGGA BUY FLO AND XASS TOO LMAO DONT FORGET HOLO LOL

>>12591807
That's just the autism force field that separates the autists from the normies. Everyone here experienced this back in school, nothing new.

>>12594315
FAT
A
T

>>12591701

any links to vid?

>>12594435

The point of the FUD was to generate a positive-feedback system where people would argument in pre-conceived ways about chain link by meme-tier concerns, which would be easily replyable creating a massive FOMO at the last stages of the singularity pump

all this plan failed once LINK decoupled from btc, the singularity is now cancelled, we will have a slow surge to 2 usd and then a big dump

>>12594466
checked. We're gonna make it Anons

Who are these sponsors??
>Akin gump
>InsurEco
>Pencildata

>>12594800
chequed. might not be one though, it was a 1 LINK per person attendance fee

>>12594466
Checked and Tauruspilled

>>12594848
>Akin gump

>>12594848
Akin Gump is biglaw firm. corporate work

>>12594466
i think it's time to up my monthly buy in budget by $100

>>12592727
impressive, very nice

>>12594480
Stinky fucking linkies. Should have bought FLO baka

oops

Bumb

>>12591701

Reminder that Sergey chose to sit at that empty table.
Most likely to cool down from having just done a presentation.

None of you guys would have the balls to sign up for a presentation to shill yourselves and seize the opportunity, even if it meant paying for your own ticket and sitting alone.

>>12598781
>even if it meant paying for your own ticket
Pretty sure scheduled speakers don't pay for their own ticket.

>>12593949
>>12593963
at least im not the only one ballooning up around here