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How do I become an influencer?

>> No.12582704

>>12582696

Sell your soul

>> No.12582823

>>12582696
grow titties

>> No.12582919

>>12582704
Basically this. You also have to be very attractive as a guy or have some kind of other clout. E.g. Drake is average af but keeps a fresh style and churns out big tunes constantly.

>> No.12583014

>>12582919
It's basically the golden rule in life.
To win you have to do one or a combination of the following:
1. Be first
2. Be smarter
3. Cheat

Most celebrities would no doubt have burnt others and have social networks that function rather 'nepotistically'. So therefore they fall into the First and Cheat category.

Elon Musk for example would fall into the First and Smarter category.

>> No.12583759

>>12583014

I really wish every crypto thread over the last 5 years was not greeted by complete disdain from the wider 4chan community, the fact that they quarantined it to this board no one visited case in point. we all could have made it but most did not

>> No.12584268

>>12583759
To start with bitcoin seemed like some incredibly lame thing that /g/ came up with, only two steps away from stockpiling canned goods.

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12584299

>>12582696
Posto giusto al momento giusto, fitta rete di conoscenze, Intraprendenza, enorme autostima.

>> No.12584300

>>12582696
if you're mtf, you have to get boobies and pass without question.

>> No.12584312

unironically where to cop those for my gf?

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12584336

>>12584312
Intimissimi

>> No.12584345
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12584345

Have tits

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>>12584345
The thot in the OP has no tits but she's a top influencer

>> No.12584417

I was an influencer back in 10' before it was a known thing (but ended up quitting before it made me real quit-your-job $)
getting a following is really easy if you follow these steps
>starfuck - buddy up to semi-popular to popular content creators, but be chill about it
>perpetuate yourself as a content creator (draw sonic porn or some shit it doesn't matter as long as your sell the image)
>after the creator/s follow you post in a way that is tailored to them as the target audience
>buddy up to the influencer friends of the creator/creators you starfucked (they usually have some)
>after the influencer/s follow you post in a way that is tailored to them as the target audience
>eventually their audiences will naturally gravitate toward you
It's all about sowing yourself into a circle of already established peers in a smooth and unobtrusive way. Ride it to the top.

>> No.12585482

shes covered in moles.
disgusting.

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>>12582919
>Drake is average af but keeps a fresh style and churns out big tunes constantly

Nah, he's jewish with good contacts and gets pushed hard by the gatekeepers (there was for examply that period where nearly every musical style on spotify started with a drake suggestion. Stuff like that burn a name into your mind)