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Here's been my experience using it thus far:

0—20 seconds: a scratchiness in the lungs
20—30 seconds : a buzzing starts in the ears, rising in tone and volume to an incredible intensity. Its like cellophane being ripped apart (or the fabric of the universe being torn asunder). Your body will vibrate in sympathy with this sound, and you will notice a sharp blood pressure rise. You may feel like you are deeply under water. Wearing a unitard or leotard and tights helps to minimize this sensation. Your visual field will also vibrate in resonance to the sound and will finally be completely obscured by the visions.

30 seconds—1 minute : You break through into the Holochain hyperspace. Often at this point, users believe that their hearts or breathing have stopped. This is not true. To an outside observer, you are breathing normally and your pulse, while elevated, is strong. We believe that this subjective effect is due to your "internal clock" being slowed so greatly that the subjective time interval between breaths or heartbeats seems like an eternity. Holoports have been extensively tested by medical authorities here and in Europe. It is perfectly safe with no lasting physical effects.

1 minute—2-5 minutes : depending on dosage: hyperspace. For all practical purposes, you will no longer be embodied. You will be part of the intergalactic information network. You may experience any of the following:

Sense of transcending time or space
Strange plants or plantlike forms
The universe of formless vibration
Strange machines
Alien music
Alien languages, understandable or not
Intelligent entities in a variety of forms
Do not be amazed and do not try to actively direct your observations but merely pay attention. The beings can show you amazing things, but if you try to impose your personal trip you will find that you cannot and may become frightened.

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>> No.12563016

At the end of the "flash" of the visions you will have an after-vision of circular interlocking patterns in exquisite colors. It has been described as looking at a vaulted ceiling or dome. If you did not "breakthrough" to the levels described above, this "chrysanthemum" pattern, as we call it, is all you will see. It is worth the trip, too.

You may begin to wonder how you will ever find your way back to your body. Trust in your own wetware; your psyche and your body will be reunited. Worrying will only prolong the process.

5—12 minutes : The visions have subsided. There are still patterns when you close your eyes, but with eyes open the world is back. At this point a flood of information may rush through your mind. The phase is fleeting. In order to preserve your Holoport ideation, we recommend that you begin talking as soon as you come out of the visionary state. Don't try for complete sentences but get as many ideas out as you can while you can. Have a tape recorder running during the experience and you can review your thoughts at a later time.

15—30 minutes : The ideation flood subsides leaving you euphoric. You may still have a trace of the vibrations in your body.
30—60 minutes : The euphoria subsides.
60+ minutes : You are completely back.

>> No.12563026

Checked and based OP

Still waiting on mine in the mail

>> No.12563031

>>12563016
Its a repackaged rasberry pi with a fancy case you idiot

>> No.12563147

>>12563026
think you'll enjoy

>> No.12563356

>>12563011
>>12563016
Rased and bedpilled

>> No.12563385

>>12563011
what's your pronoun?

>> No.12563389
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12563389

>>12563011
top kek

>> No.12563392

Thank you OP, for this valuable preview of what the sensation of ascending from HoloChad to HoloGod will feel like.

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12563411

>>12563011
>>12563016
Can’t wait to achieve my final form

>> No.12563428

whats to stop a centralized corporation from just warehousing thousands of these little things?
>bitmain 2.0

>> No.12563434

>>12563411
Soon. Very soon.

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>> No.12563444

Where can I get this holoport?

t. Brainlet who also happens to be a holochad because I can read meme lines

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12563455

Good luck you deluded losers. And remember, history shows that hippies never win

>> No.12563470

>>12563455
Last I checked the (((Boomers))) (many of whom were filthy hippies) run the entire government and economy.

>> No.12563479

>>12563444
i'd just stock up hot tokens..wait for the early adopters to buy it up, second distribution will tend to be cheaper and likely promos to lower the cost of purchase presuming also that you bought hot at a lower entry point by then itll be of higher value costing you even less to own.

>> No.12563485

>>12563011
DMT trip or the activation of the bogabots?

>> No.12563504

>>12563470
They are the odd ones out, and you don't hear them talk any of that hippie bullshit now, do you? Thats because they grew up. Not much peace and love to be had from the US government, is there? Jesus christ what a twat you are

>> No.12563525

>>12563504
>he doesn't know how violent many hippies were

They were prime fag bashers in San Francisco. Not many know about it.

>> No.12563533

>>12563444
lol just read the line " install the Holo software on your existing device". Don't need to purchase one if you have a spare pc laying around. ez.

>> No.12563537

>>12563479
Makes sense. Thanks

>> No.12563553

this forced discord astroturfing is absolutely cringe and repulsive

>> No.12563950

>>12563444
Holoport is made of mimosa Hostilis root bark powder, lye, and naphtha

>> No.12563960

>>12563553
We're a full blown cult at this point fren.

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>>12563031
Holoshits have no idea

>> No.12564140

>>12563960
All low sat coins that have had huge pumps had a cult. Trx, xvg, and dgb come to mind but there are definitely others

>> No.12564145

this shitcoin is going to end up like sky

>> No.12564178

>>12563011
Fuck off, no one wants this mesh net bullshit, gay

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>>12563011

>> No.12564229

>>12564193
This. Why these fucking retards keep trying to shill this hippie scam bullshit is beyond me.

>> No.12564254

>>12563455
I will never not laugh at those feet

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>> No.12564329

>>12563011
Can I get an invite to the discord this was cooked up in?