/biz/ - Business & Finance

If it's really hooked up to a hot water line it is going to cost a lot of money to keep that boiler constantly filled. If he pays for the gas or light, it would be a real shame if you were to pin the flapper up and have it run non stop for a month.

>>12559612
I wish, no utilities are included. that'd be a good idea tho

check your state's renter's rights laws

>>12559573
>only $1100 a month

>>12559622
will look into it. Not sure if they'll have any regulations on toilet water temps

>>12559621
Uhh... Anyway to do it when you move out?

Also, when you do tell him you're moving, make sure it's always got fresh turds boiling when his agent comes over to show the apartment to someone.

Boil his fucking face off in the toilet bowl

>>12559694
Sounds like a serious hazard to your health.
Do you got sick already? Maybe you can also sue for damages, if the smell stuck to your clothes and you suffered e.g. missed job opportunities.

It is what you can do in the first world... in other countries, I simply would hire people to make the problem more clear to this idiot.

>>12559573
Sue you pussy

>>12559573
This meme is weak and you are a faggot millennial. You could fix this with a half hour of work and $10 at your local hardware store. Kys

>>12559891
there is only one water hookup coming from the wall. I can't just switch it to the cold line.

>>12559841
I don't even have money for a plumber, let alone a lawyer

>>12559927
Toilets are not supposed to receive hot water. Complain that it burns you.
https://www.hud.gov/topics/rental_assistance/tenantrights
Click your state and complain, it's an easy fix under $200 with a qualified plumber.

>>12559573
Whst is the price to break contract? Can you sublease it to some other desperate idiot?

a nice bowl of shit soup

millennial are such whiny faggots. back in my day, warm toilet water was a luxury and it's considered best practice to break down solid loaf
Stop sniffing your toilet so much zoomie

There is an absolute zero chance this larp is legit, and nobody itt thread seems to realize this utter FACT.
>the absolute state of /biz/

>>12560323
My warm shit stew would like to have a word with you.

>>12560016
No. I've been shitting in plastic bags and throwing them outside to try and avoid the stench though

>>12559573
>piece of shit
>only 1100 a month

>>12559573
FUCK BOOMERS

AND ZOOMERS

Also post pics if you can, OP

>>12560392

greatest country on earth

>>12559573
Post photos of steaming bowl

Run a cold water line from the sink to the toilet. Leave the toilet line closed.
I feel ashamed for knowing how easy this could be. OP is probably an ignorant aristocrat.

>>12559573

So just flush

>>12560899
I can't get pics of steam, but got a thermometer to take its temp
It's only getting hotter

>>12561190
Holy shit lol

>>12561190
I had to convert that to Celsius and it made me wheeze.
How does your ass feel when you sit on it?

>>12561216
it is unbearable.
When water splashes onto my anus and it's like getting a rimjob from satan himself.

>>12559732
Based and Boiledpilled

>>12559573
I kek'd harder than I ought to've on this one.

>>12561190
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LMAO

>>12559573
read your renters rights for your state. that is grounds for breaking the rental agreement.

also

>only $1100

LMFAO i pay half that for a luxury apartment in the south US

>>12561190
holy fuck this is hilarious

>>12561190

>>12561190
OP, you need to take legal action. Unless you just boiled some water and dumped it in. In which case, nice try.

>>12561190
It's almost hot enough to cook your shit to a safe eating temperature.

I'm still skeptical, as your water heater shouldn't be putting out water that hot.

>>12559573
Right, dude. This is really fucking simple. Stop paying his fucking rent. When he kicks off ask him to come to your place and ask him if it stinks of shit. As simple and as outright as that. Don't discuss anything else. Just tell him fix the toilet and I'll pay your rent, if not, fuck off and don't talk to me.

>>12561190

What in the world

>>12561334
He probably poured hot water in or heated the infrared beforehand

>>12561190
Holy fuck this cannot be real. I'm dying.
You make a hot shit and pee soup.

>>12559573
What does it feel like when you are taking a shit? Does your ass get red and sweaty from the steam? Do you have to hover over your own toilet or get your cock and balls roasted?

t. Interested landlord

>>12561368
It's like having a heated toilet seat, except the entire toilet radiates heat. Touching anything but the plastic seat burns.
When shitting I have to be extra careful to not splash. I'm am certain I have 2nd degree burns on my butthole.

>>12561225

My God... what in fresh hell is this?

>>12561190
I'm a building operator and would never let my domestic hot water be that hot in a building. 140-145 deg. F is a recommended limit.

If you're higher than 160 water scalding lawsuits are likely. I wonder if the other units in your building have the toilets connected to hot water too.

>>12561190

I don't believe you, is this america? report it to the police or something lol

>>12561190
You should actually sous-vide some porkchops for your boomer landlord in the toilet water. When he compliments the food, mention it's from the toilet.

>>12559573
>only $1100 a month

>>12561411
The materials inside the toilet are likely not designed to hold up to that kind of heat either. Chances are the syrofoam ball made into the flapper is melted, which will lead to you breaking the flusher handle. All the other fittings and bits might disintegrate too.

Your toilet wax seal might give way and allow sewer gas to permeate into your bathroom. Actually, this is probably why you have that stink. Your wax ring at the base of the toilet is probably non-existent now, and the toilet could fall over too.

>>12561489
>my sides

>>12559573
Take him to small claims court. A renter has to fix whatever is broken and if its broken its his responsibility to fix it up. Simply dont pay rent until he fixes it. If he kicks you out take him to small claims court and tell the judge paying 1100 a month to live in an apt with bad condition is not a fair price and that its the renters job to fix it. You don't have to pay rent if the renter makes the place unliveable and does nothing to fix it.

>>12561517
It has been 'running' constantly. That slight noise that toilets make when they're refilling has been ongoing since I've moved it.
I can't reach in to see if the mechanisms are working correctly because the water in the tank is far too hot.
I think you're right about the wax ring being gone and causing the stink, because there have been times that I have gone multiple days without using the toilet and my whole place still smells like shit.

>>12561489
kek

>>12561566
Constant exposure to sewer gas can give you hydrogen sulphite poisoning. It probably isn't fatal at this point, but you might get headaches. I'd escalate this situation asap, you shouldn't be living like this for more than a few days.

>>12561190
imagine scalding your asshole for doing a courtesy flush

>>12559573
>only $1100 a month

>be landlord
>set up self-warming luxury toilet for tenant
>don't even charge extra, true bro
>tenant complains and wants you to tear it all out
>yfw

>>12561250
>>12561764
>>12561490
>>12560392
>>12559643
It's 550 square feet, 1br. It's not a studio, it's literally the best bang for your buck

>>12561190

>>12561190
This shit thread is to funny. No way this real. Just no fucking way.
>dumping boiling water in toilet for yous

Creative as fuck op bravo

>>12560323
>>12561270
>>12561365
>>12561467
>>12561835
It's a real thing that happens

>>12561857
Dude, that water is supposedly hot enough to cook. Like someone else said there is no way a toilet can operate for long under those conditions >>12561517

>>12561798
>550 square feet
>only $1100 a month

so glad i dont live in nyc or commiefornia

>>12559927
There must be a sink close by. $5 splitter and long steel braided line running to the toilet. Problem solved I 5 mins for 10$. You city slickers need to kys.

>>12561884
You're right, so it must have started happening recently. Somebody earlier mentioned the wax seal and how it probably is completely gone by now. If that's the case OP is actually in some serious danger and he needs to get this solved as soon as possible or else he could suffer some serious health problems later on.
The toilet itself is also a minor death trap. Imagine if you sit on it and then it starts to crack and small shards of porcelain fly from the toilet and impale your ass causing small lacerations

>>12561909
Sink is on the opposite wall of bathroom.

>>12561921
modern toilets don't use a wax seal anymore anon.

You should probably find a new apartment. Its not worth dealing with people this shitty

>>12561981
He's got a two year lease

>>12561225
>>12561190
>159°F
>70°C
Fucking kek

>>12561947
Temporary solution is gain constipation skill points OP.
Easy fix, just find out what you need to eat to shit less.

I shit once a week average, less wiping. Less mess to deal with comfy. For you, you'd have to smell your boiler shit once a week for like an hour. Sounds like a good deal, you're welcome

threaten to take retard boomer to court, if he still does nothing actually do it...

>>12561190

And on top of that guess who's paying for the energy to heat the water? OP!

On top of ridiculous rent, OP is also shelling out shekels to literally burn his asshole because his landlord is a greedy deadbeat

top fucking kek


Yet more proof all landlords are scum

This thread is great

Go to your designated shitting street

>>12559573
>literally boiling my turds
I laughed $1100 is way too much. Go live somewhere with more white people. Diversity only creates more costs.

>>12562495
>Go live somewhere with more white people
Actually now that I think about it, which state do you live in OP? Sounds like California but I could be wrong

>>12559573
Im assuming you are in the US as well. call your local 2-1-1 or something and ask for the landlord-tenant hotline in your area. Talk to those free lawyers and see if anything can be done. The threat of a lawsuit might make him cancel your lease.

>>12561190
>ITT: OP pours water from his stove into the toilet for (you)s
t. Property Manager

"120 degrees Fahrenheit
If you read the model codes, it states the maximum hot water temperature for a shower or bathtub is 120 degrees Fahrenheit. If you read the warning labels on the side of most water heaters the maximum hot water temperature is 120 degrees Fahrenheit on some labels and 125 degrees Fahrenheit on other labels.Mar 14, 2009"

>>12561190
Good news anon 20 minutes in that shit cooker and you're solid loaf of turd is safe to eat cuz it's sterilized.

>>12559573
by becoming a slumlord yourself. stop renting you faggot. live in a van if you have to.

>>12561566
That hydrogen sulfide poisoning isn't a lie. You are also potentially, though it's an extreme case, at risk of a sewer gas backup into that apartment / building leading to an explosion of shit gas due to excessive methane buildup though this is highly highly unlikely comicly so even. This is actually a serious issue anon and it's costing you a fuck ton of utility bills and is also an incredible danger to your helth. This is something that you can stop paying rent for and force the landlord to fix record all of your interactions with this landlord audio especially video if possible. If the landlord doesn't want to fix this then you do not have to pay rent anymore if he is not willing to make the renter repairs that he is legally obligated to make sure every States renter laws.

t. I'm an aspiring slumlord myself and I'm currently in the process of renting out my first property. You can buy a decent audio recorder on Amazon for about 30 bucks you need to record all of your interactions with this landlord both on the phone and in person it is absolutely Paramount. Good luck also small claims does not cost money to file they typically Force the loser to pay and in this case the landlord has zero chance of winning.

>>12561909
In multi-unit buildings Code Compliance is a massive bitch and if he does that he is legally liable for damages since he it's not his building and he's not supposed to work on anything in there if he is not a licensed plumber. This is completely in 100% so that the state can sue and take away someone's livelihood if they mess up and Bubba install some stupid ass fixture that cost people 100K

>>12562716
>land of the free
>Oi, you got a license for that toilet?

>>12561190

Lol imagine the searing hot water going into your ass hole when you plop a huge turd and the water splashes up rip OP

>>12559643
That's not a bad deal in a lot of bigger metropolitan areas in the U.S. which I'm assuming OP resides in

>steamed shit literally poisoning the inhabitants and neighbours, legionnaires disease or what have you likely everywhere
>No laws against this
>2 year rental agreement locked in

Jesus Americans have it bad

>>12563163

The price of freedom.

God Bless

>>12559573

>Not checking toilet water temperature before signing a lease

Stupid zoomer detected

>>12559573
>It's a piece of shit, but only $1100 a month, so it's ok.
>only $1100 a month
>only
The absolute STATE of cityfags

>>12561798
>It's 550 square feet
Holy shit my apartment is 1070 sq ft and it costs $780 a month fuck man just leave new york faggot

>>12559573
> only 1100
Damn you richfags are crybabies

my 1br apt is 1,059.04USD a month in city center

600sqft

buy a condo you fucking shitters, stop paying that rent.

>>12562627
>shit cooker
Ultimate kek

>>12559927
>>12559966

>burn your ass with hot toilet water
>hit the landlord with a lawsuit for medical + pain and suffering

>>12561190

Put ice cubes in it before taking a shit to make a poop Frappuccino

Also include me in the reddit screencap.

Honestly all land lines are responsible for maintenance and repairs especially water related. You could sue and a lawyer probably to it on 33℅ contingency. For this outrageous and serious problem. Landlord would lose and lose big fast.
But this thread is a whopper

>>12559573
>>12561190
is your landlord jewish by any chance?

>>12562782
Hello sirs please to be having toilet license inspection now. Sirs.

>>12561190
>toilet doubles as a radiator
shouldn't be complaining.