/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12559780
Same boat..
I’m too confused on what is being said to believe or feel like a failure

Jobs are available.
Just minimum wage factory / warehouse jobs.

Fuck off with your communist larp threads

Every store is looking for workers constantly

>>12559780
Unemployment dosen't count people who stop looking and become heroin addict NEETs

Pro tip your resume is read by bots in America no human looks at an online resume.

Follow these steps:
Copy the requirements and features they are looking for in the job posting.
On the bottom of your resume paste.
Change the text to white

Now the bots love you and the humans can't tell you cheated the system.

>>12559780

Europoor here.

Same happens here: "woohoo lots of jobs available and no people applying! reeeee get a job, you lazy faget!"

Catch is, either those jobs have ridicolously low ages for the expertise they demand, or they're far from home. I can't get a job 100 kilometers away in the worst Bumblefuck town in the middle of nowhere, demanding me every day 3 hours commuting by car when the fucking gas costs $1.81 / liter ($6.88 per fucking gallon) plus unpaid overtime and no safe employees parking spots.

>>12559849
surely this doesn't work

>>12559816
>Every store is looking for workers constantly

Working in retail has become a literal nightmare.

Pic related. But you should also consider what fucking a nice job will be dealing with teens wishing to waste your time.

>>12559870
Aha you haven't tried yet, its harmless to try anon. I got all my friends the jobs they wanted suggesting this trick.

>>12559867
>ridicolously low *Wages

>>12559883
H&M for example. or Gamestop, that's even more of a slavery than McDonalds and similar shit

>>12559816
exactly, minimum wage retail jobs are the only thing out there.

>>12559849
LOL is this legit?

>>12559901
If you have all the keywords you'll be at the top of the list. You think someone looks through your indeed resume manually?

>>12559936
If everyone keeps doing this, your strategy will eventually be rendered useless. Thanks for sharing though

>>12559946
I don't need it anymore I got the job I wanted anon (data warehousing) use it while it works.

From what I understand though is the software they use for resumes are simple and need to support colors for photo resumes. They look at the resume as you see it in a pdf reader and not the text content of the resume, why? Because formatting matters.

>>12559976
its literally as simple as copy pasting the requirements and turning text to white? or is there some other formatting thing I have to do?

>>12559780
Join a union. There are job postings for union/skilled labor all the time. Your bachelor's is a joke and I'm making 110k my first year because I gave up on working in an office, or what the guys in the union like to call them, "pussy pens"

>>12559987
You might want to make the text small enough so it fits.

Keywords anon keywords. It is that simple.

>>12559780
Numbers are skewed. National debt is much higher than double digit trillions. They always leave out the Rothschilds and how they're the ones with the money. They broke down their family hierarchy into JP Morgan and companies like that.

There are jobs out there, but 1. Younger generation refuses to work at Burger King and 2. The dollar lost a lot of value since the baby boom era. Boomers could afford more with less because the dollar was worth more and they didn't have to work as many jobs to make enough to afford living.

It's not that fucking hard to figure all of this out.

>>12559999
checked.
you deserve those quads you magnificent bastard, will be trying this.

>>12559849
It actually does... I dont do this exactly but i fill the headers and footers with font 8 white text buzz words.

I actually did get called out on it once, but i was applying for a chemical process job so I just said "my job is going to be identifying exploitable gaps in your companies existing processes, employment processes arent any different" and ended up getting the job.

Dude, have you tried McDonald's? You gotta start somewhere even if you're not God's gift to the job market.

>>12560061
based

>>12560130
You are better off lying about experience than working at Micky Dees lol

>>12559780

because you're not applying to McDonalds or Amazon

>>12559780
>Apply for jobs that are actually in demand
>Use a bot to optimize your resume, find jobs for you, and apply to them for you.

The government lies to people in a failing economy, wow who could have thought

>>12559780
theres too many jobs

thats why we need immigrants

i would guess there will be some jobs for robotics, ai and programming related but not much else, everything else will definitely go downhill with automation next 2 decades. high tech will pay probably, traditional jobs disappear completely rather quickly. when you atuomate no need to pay taxes, pensios on salaries, very good deal for corporations

Same was said to me here in Germany.

>WE ARE BOOMING IT HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER THERE IS NO REASON TO BE A NEET BLA BLA BLA

>check out jobs in my city

>only retail shit, shit-tier trade jobs or jobs that require fucks knows how much experience so that only their fellow boomer can get it

>>12560904
you sound like a whiny little faggot, I can smell it.

The recovery and alleged economic boom is all fake. The new jobs are all minimum wage retail dead end garbage. The housing boom was only due to incredibly low interest rates have crept up and now are killing that bubble. The whole thing is teetering in the edge of another recession.

Yeah, most are retail jobs. Those are the worst jobs a person can do. I work at Home Depot and it's fucking hell. We get paid as much as a mentally disable person who works at Good Will and I bet that guy doesn't get shit from anyone. It's fucking insane.

>>12559870
Either white text or 0 pt font.

>>12559780
It's really odd on how they count unemployment in the US. Considering that if you aren't actively working for work or earned more then twenty dollars, you don't count.

>>12560061
Nice.

>>12559780

You're useless as you are apparently, go train yourself

>>12559867

I work as a programmer and I do some pretty goddamn complicated shit, barely make more than minimum wage somehow. I'm learning for a better job right now, but what the actual fuck. Half a decade of experience too, what's the point of working hard if taxes keep going up like this and the money is printed into hyperinflation. I can't compete with >10% inflation. I've already started eating much less to compensate.

>>12559780
>he fell for the unemployment numbers meme
it's just a stupid fucking metric for administration's to jerk themselves off too

>>12561878
You're in the right industry. CS and branches of it are the future. I think we boomed too fast and society can't keep up with how quickly things are changing. The old systems have to die to allow the new ones to prosper. 70 year olds in office can't code anything. They're setting up to crash everything so the digital age can start over.

>>12561965
>70 year olds in office can't code anything
and yet these fucking boomers are making 10x what I do. useless parasites

>>12559780
Unemployment is low because jobs are already taken.

Warehouse, fast food, retail, sales. Only one with real potential is sales, but all the jobs open right now are dead ends. You won't be earning much more than you'll make when you start, they are literal slave jobs to keep you poor. All the real opportunities are being hoarded by older people or behind nepotism walls.

It's is actually so bad that I am not really convinced that any longer that applying makes sense. I posted a lot here lately and I don't want to brag about my qualification, but I hold a PhD and still I had to apply 300+ times for my first fixed-term contract. I am without job now and had to torture myself so hard to apply again... I sent out some, I don't know, 30-40 applications, but nothing. I just doesn't make sense any more.

>applied for some jobs last may
>I am just NOW getting an email response for the positions I was interviewed for
The issue is companies put all their diversity hires in HR assuming they will do the least amount of damage there, but it turns out that they are so incompetent that a business can never get the new hires it needs. They can't just fire the diversity hires either since they would just have to hire more to replace them.

>>12561832
There are multiple ways to classify unemployment in the USA. The most commonly used one is the U3 unemployment rate. As you might have guessed it is the most common because it gives the rosiest picture of the economy. The U6 rate is far more accurate but is rarely reported on outside economic journals.

>>12559887
How does it work though once they call you for an interview? They're going to need a hard copy of your resume? And how do you pass the interview if you lied about the requirements of the job? They're bound to ask you details about past experience and you're going to fall short there

>>12559780
Learn a skill you useless faggit

>>12559849
>>12559887
>>12559936
>>12559976
>>12559999

Used to do white text. Not sure it worked but was warned by someone to not use it. If I use it I might have a better chance at the job, if I don't then I'm back at the regular low response rate.

Part of it depends on where you live. I was lucky to find retail and even those needed pull to get into. I moved from there and am in training to get a decent job. All depends on where you live. And as zombie Reagan once said if you can't find jobs where you are move.

>>12560904
>fellow boomer
haha

they raise experience requirements so they can tell government not any qualified workers applying so they can get foreign workers for cheap

>>12561965
idk about that i have bs and ms in cs and no software engineering job

>>12560061
That's is fucking awesome.