/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12550567
Fuck fake satoshi and his piece of shit fork of a fork.

>>12550567
Based

>>12550584
>AUSSIE MAN BAD

>>12550664
>Ranjeesh, use these memes from the 4channels website out of context! We will trick them this time!

Has anyone even followed Twitter the past two weeks?

What has been accomplished and build by BSV and devs like _unwriter is more than Bitcoin has progressed in the past 10 years.

Metanet is a whole new level and it's being build right in front of you at this moment.

It's gonna be so game changing.

Massive.

>>12550724
Sirs, u need intronets on block chains , it not a gimmick it very serious sirs , please buy !

>>12550584
>faketoshi BAD

>>12550584
Seething

>>12550758
Sir please using of new me mes, the are catching on! Boss says he will cut u rupees if u do not strategies course better

What's with all the indian relpies to CSW posts?

Did he pay a bunch of them?

>>12550749
Ok, now that jihan is missing why are you still here?

>>12550567
all i'm hearing is
>vishnu called poolip
>do the needful
>sirs
>many poops will visit you
>satoj

>>12550567
nobody gives a shit about larp ass Craig

>>12550567
Dude, it's actually hilarious how much you kids think that a man child operating company is good.
This guy is a literal social retard.
If you actually look at his twitter it's literally him just crying and compensating.
You ever meet a guy that says he has a big dick or a big bank account?
Or people that like to name drop, you know.. one uppers is what we like to
Call them.

Those people are actually inferior and don't have what they say they have.

Preach all you like about sv but he is a literal retard, autistic child.

I'm going to Pm him and see if he's even willing to have a discussion. I've got a good feeling he won't even remotely entertain the idea.

>>12550567
>Now we have a computer inside Bitcoin.

No you fucking don't. You have a fucking hashtable that only allows appends. Read the fucking spec. All it can do is echo

Yes sir pls do the needful and invest in sanjays vision

>>12551699
Salty corecucks fudding.

>>12551699
There is literally a large team of blockstream-paid shills shitposting cringe pajeet posts in any BSV/CSW threads. They are "correcting the record"

>>12551699
>>12551748
>>12551853
Lmao yikes, you guys are more deluded than Linkies. At least their shilling is organic. I'm gonna keep posting these images every time you shills pop up. You ranjeeshes went away for a while but now you're back. Curry chuckers, I want make sure no one is under the false impression that you're white. Call me whatever you want, I don't care for crypto wannabe celebrities. Also, SV is an altcoin. I am kind of flattered that you think I'm a team or something.

Anyways, back to it. BUY SV SIRS ! U WILL NOT REGRET !

>>12551958
BTC is the alt, sorry but its become that way.

>>12551853
>cringe pajeet
My wifes son is Indian btw

>>12550567
The potential to split a shitfork to a double shitfork and bring the value from 4 digits to 2.
So decentralized that CSW needs patents to pump his ego.
BTC doesn’t give a shit about anything, not even who is the real Satoshi, BTC survived 10 years of FUD and always will, deal with it.
You don’t like it? Rekt.

>>12552793
BSV is not the fork brainlet.
Craig was always Wright

>>12551748
roger is still around and is counting on sv failing since he has heavy bcash and alt bags

>>12550584

it's exciting desu, very cyberpunk. It makes the most sense - all these computing power scattered around the world and all we're doing is transfer digits? fuck no lets build a skynet out of this

>>12552812
If it wasnt a fork it would be called BTC

Btc ticker was hijacked

Will be reclaimed soon

>>12550584
here's a lad who is STIFFED

>>12550567

literally Skynet

sounds like ai trash to me bro

sirs we have a computer inside bitcoin stiff it please
do the needful immediately or be punished by the vishnu living in the blockchain

>>12553431
this

Bitcoin is under control of jewstreet

CSW will save crypto

>>12553528
shitpost all you want - just make sure to fomo in like a good goy when it has 100x and flipped already

>>12553529
That's exactly what it is for

>>12553564
okay well ai, not very good for humanity. so kill yourself before your ai gods do it for you

>>12553422
I hate him too
Just a habit
Nothing personal kiddo
Kreg sanjal right

>>12550567
he looks sharp

>>12553417
Still waiting for Bitcoin XT, you really don’t have a good memory, it happened many times in 10 years, and every time people still fall for this trap. It’s like religion, you start with common sense, then some fucking psycho jews decide to name a prophet, then some psycho romans announce a new prophet, then some psycho arab comes up with a new one. Don’t be a fucking religious brainlets, all you need is common sense, BitFuckingCoin

>>12550749
Keep fudding hayden, im still accumulating.

As a reward you can suck some crack out of rogers dick

>>12554064
hayden is such a cuck lmao

>>12551804
kind sir, please kindly refrain from posting non tweeted facts in this sub

>>12554098
this anon is correct, speculations belong in another subreddit. okay

>>12551853
I think that's what it started as but then people actually took the brownpill and started doing it ironically.

>>12554107
Do you realize my dear pajeet shiller that you’re replying and complimenting yourself?

>>12551804
COPE

>>12550567
We are all living in 2019 and this man comes with his greatest discovery of snake oil to sell it to us..

>>12551804
COPE SOME MORE

>>12551804
COPE
O
P
E

>>12551804
>You have a fucking hashtable that only allows appends.

ANY COMPUTABLE FUNCTION MAY BE INTEGRATED INTO OPERATION AND SOLUTION WITHIN BITCOIN SCRIPTS
>ANY COMPUTABLE FUNCTION MAY BE INTEGRATED INTO OPERATION AND SOLUTION WITHIN BITCOIN SCRIPTS
ANY COMPUTABLE FUNCTION MAY BE INTEGRATED INTO OPERATION AND SOLUTION WITHIN BITCOIN SCRIPTS
>ANY COMPUTABLE FUNCTION MAY BE INTEGRATED INTO OPERATION AND SOLUTION WITHIN BITCOIN SCRIPTS
ANY COMPUTABLE FUNCTION MAY BE INTEGRATED INTO OPERATION AND SOLUTION WITHIN BITCOIN SCRIPTS
>ANY COMPUTABLE FUNCTION MAY BE INTEGRATED INTO OPERATION AND SOLUTION WITHIN BITCOIN SCRIPTS
ANY COMPUTABLE FUNCTION MAY BE INTEGRATED INTO OPERATION AND SOLUTION WITHIN BITCOIN SCRIPTS

>>12554185
Holy shit the future is gonna be weird

>>12551792
>t. I'm with her.

>>12554226
With no stack and no register?
Good luck kiddo

Wanna store operations on the blockchain?
Good luck kiddo

Use your brain, fake auto-celebratives papers are worth zero.
I used to work with faggots like that, they think they are superior because they are papers bot, but technically a 14 years old boy can outperform them by 10 times. CSW is masturbating on LaTeX document format, alignment and list format while writing pompous formal bullshit.

>>12553339
almost checked. almost (kek) a good post.

>>12554226
You are the based poster in this thread. Liquidating my link every day until I’m 100% BSV

>>12554164
>ignoring stack limitations

>>12554446
>Wanna store operations on the blockchain?
I'm gonna store EVERYTHING ON THE BLOCKCHAIN

>>12554653
>cp on an immutable ledger
that will end well

>>12554185
nice example of pseudoscientific dumbfuckery in action. written for an idiotic audience. amazing

imaging missing out on a decade of bitcoin and having to start cheap clones in order to roleplay as an early adopter.

the ULTIMATE cringe

>>12554164

>ignoring stack limitations

>>12554771
no worries faketoshi is perfectly okay with forking that stuff out and blacklisting people he doesn't like

>>12554185
This reminds me of the sort of bullshit I’d write in grad school, pure garbage

>>12554889
>>12554879
>>12554866
>>12554843
>>12554838
>>12554771
>>12554538
>>12554446


WEW lads it really is a LARGE TEAM >>12551853

>>12551699
India very tech country, very understanding of power of Bitcoin Satoshi's Vishnu

>>12554879
so he will fork sv every day?
>immutable
kek

FORK YOUR MOTHER IF YOU WANT FORK BITCHES

WE STILL OUT HERE FOLLOWING THE LONGEST VALID CHAIN

>>12555109
>LONGEST VALID CHAIN
(pic related)

>>12555113
>valid chain
>bcash 1 nor bcash 2 produce valid bitcoin blocks under an old client
brainlets strike again

>>12555127
this!

>>12555127
Yes you are right, we kicked luke-jr's raspberry pi off the network.

>>12555127
>We define an electronic coin as a chain of digital signatures.

>>12550567
*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! *"Bang!" flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is!

>>12555162
>based and honkpilled

>>12555159
still you don't have to use segwit if you don't like it. nobody is forcing it on you. try not accepting larger than 1mb blocks on btrash!

>>12555171
YoU doNt hAVe tO uSe fAtaL fLaW iF u DoNT LiKe iT

>>12555109
>>12555113
Sir 51% pear attack does not matter, vishnu will protect

>>12555171
YoU doNt hAVe tO uSe fAtaL fLaW iF u DoNT LiKe iT

>>12555180
yes retard you read it right, you don't have to use a segwit wallet btc is still btc. it's your choice if you trust segwit or not. i don't so i use the normal wallets.

>>12555171
>try not accepting larger than 1mb blocks on btrash
Block limit is not a block requirement. Blocks can be any size between 0 and 123mb on bsv

>>12555241
why can't you just read and comprehend? bch broke compatibility segwit did not. you can ignore segwit you can't ignore the changes made to bch everything they fucked with is mandatory.

>>12554771
good luck with that. Try that shit and you will be tracked down and imprisoned. Public ledger remember?

>>12555281
keep dreaming!

>>12555266
You were saying its impossible to accept blocks under 1mb on bch, which is a lie.

>>12555303
no that's not what i'm saying. i'm saying it's not possible to only accept blocks up to 1 mb.

>>12555331
True.

Why do yo believe blocks should be kept under 1mb?

>>12555358
i don't. i'm just saying bch can not claim to be the original bitcoin when it broke the rules and forced them on all that participate in the network compared to fucking segwit which is completely optional can can be simply ignored by the users of the network. that's all. the mental gymastics of cashies get crazier and crazier with every fork.

>>12555281
>>12555297
i just checked there are like 7 countries where cp is completely legal. there is no way to go after anyone from there no legal ground.

>>12555388
Sounds like the FBI will be checking on you soon.

>>12555403
>fbi having jurisdiction anywhere

>>12555411
Tell Kim Dotcom that

>>12555375
>bch cannot claim to be the original bitcoin
True for more reasons now that amaury is fucking around with it.

>>12555414
that was a funny case, the fbi wanted kim for piracy and they commited piracy when they copied his data illegally and sent it back home.

>>12554771
i doubt it. with static analysis it's possible to reject any transactions that are suspect of attempting storage. That being said it's already very possible and probable that that attack is/has been tried, if it gets any attention though nodes will be patched to prevent it.

>>12555455
>with static analysis
the fuck are you talking about? it's just data, since it will be perfectly legal and normal for content (literally everything) to be stored on the blockchain according to faketoshi, you can't fucking do crap about it, but say some super ai ran by the miners will be able to determine if a content is illegal it can just be encrypted and the key only revealed after the block confirmed. so no you can't fucking stop it. a public immutable ledger that stores data will have this problem. forking it every day messing with the consensus in a centralized manner regularly makes it evidently not "immutable and censorship resistant and definitely not distributed" which makes the entire issue moot.

the only way out of this is not letting significant amount of data to be stored on the blockchain. which would mean faketoshi has been talking out of his ass once again.

>>12554889

disinfo shill

>>12555481
>set a->2
>set b->'penis'
>print(b)
>eof
>
>+warning: 'a' declared forward of 0 references
>+penis
how come my imaginary script interpreter can tell if i'm actually doing things with my data but bitcorn can't?
hint: if you look at coins moving and work backwards from there you should be able to find dead data with no 'super ai' but trivial techniques that have been used for 30 years in CS.
that being said you can still store arbitrary data with the output amount itself. that didn't necessarily occur to me when i wrote that post. but without considering clever encoding you would only get a few bytes in which is an appalling ratio of around 1%. pay to many obviously raises that but i'm not sure by how much off the top of my head.

>>12555590
you missed faketoshi's rant about the metanet and how the entire internet will be a sidechain of sv and everything from wikipedia to 4chan will be stored on sv blockchain forever did you?

also
>set a->2
>set b->'odmhr'
>foreach b[]++
>print(b)
>eof

meh more like, cause your stupid shit was seething about a not b.
>set a->1
>set b->'odmhr'
>foreach b[]+=a
>print(b)
>eof

>>12555672
I don't really watch or read this guys stuff. He keeps popping up every few years I wonder how he retains any sort of reputation.
>+odmis
>+warning: 'a' declared forward of 0 references
my imaginary string type evaluated as an array gives you plain data. assuming here little endian and 4 byte native size.

>>12550567
SV !== Bitcoin for the sake of regulations, financial instruments and the sanctions for institutions to use and interact with it. This is analogous to saying that your knock-off Fylenol doesn't need FDA approvals because Tylenol is fine.

Imagine how you'd feel about it if it were just called "Satoshi Vision Coin" and you will understand why this isn't relevant.

>>12555767
you try to move the goalpost, but i can bypass any stupid static analysis you set up if i got the instructions. there is no way you can win this.
obviously the foreach b[]++ meant by byte or character which would result in penis, but if you define the the operation otherwise i can change the script accordingly. you are fucked and shit out of luck.

>>12552300
lmao

>>12555806
honestly I didn't take your reply to be a criticism of my idea that you can't hide data in tx's (no offense). The point of my joke script was a, b wasn't something to censor. like I basically said before, a chain of references has to end in the determination of an output under this new tx filter, and it eliminates a lot of legitimate uses in smart contracts like deferred actions (putting something pre-negotiated in a separate preceding transaction) and obviously makes stuff like memo.cash impossible. Honestly I don't know what kind of applications could still be implemented if you took that route but I know the core use of bitcoin is still possible and your script has nothing to do with how the imaginary filter works.
I also argued against my idea in a better way regarding output amounts. It's all hypothetical anyway, who really has the motivation to put illegal images in their tx's anyway, outside of CIA conspiracy theories?

>>12555767
>>12555806
for example if you only allow 32 bit operations and the strings are stored as little endian, then it would be like this
>set a->0x01010101
>set b->[0X6F646D68, 0X72FFFFFF]
>foreach b[]+=a
>print(b)
>eof
results in
>penis

>>12555862
again i will tell you nice and slow.
you can't simply filter out illegal content with static analysis. and this is ignoring the fact that putting data on sv chain is the goal not a side effect according to satoj.

>>12555862
>who really has the motivation to put illegal images in their tx's anyway
well if the svv fags go ahead with their memeing i fucking will if noone else. if only to teach an object lesson about memeing retarded shit on twitter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIh3SgIAP80

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos. BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol. Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>>12555913
based poolip poster

>>12555882
Tell my why I can't harden the protocol by eliminating script altogether and making a tx a fixed size list of arguments for the default script.
Then you can argue that the receiving address and output size can be compromised with illegal data. But the former is obviously too impractical and the later I already argued.
The only question is whether you can use static analysis to avoid needing that degree of hardening. If what I described effectively achieves the same degree of restriction then obviously that would be pointless.

>>12555935
>by eliminating script altogether
again you seem to be missing the point. not only sv fags claim you will be able to run any program on the blockchain but store EVERYTHING on it. unlimited amount of data can be put into a transaction according to the metanet meme.

i mean sure you can neuter it easily, but what the fuck that has to do with the subject?

>>12555935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXpHHZqe6vI
watch this, because you don't understand the premise of the entire argument!
at 1:04 you will see, how he explicitly wants to allow for gigabytes of data to be pushed (and stored)

>>12555957
the subject was putting illegal data on bitcoin, SV is too irrelevant and I don't know anything about 'metanet'. So I was talking about putting illegal data on a reasonable version of bitcoin.
my idea already 'neuters' bitcoin to a large degree by effectively limiting what can be used as an operand. It determines whether it is acceptable by examining a referential chain.
I think the only reason why this kind of attack is possible in the first place and bitcoin remains 'unneutered' is that it's a tin foil hat level paranoia that someone would undermine bitcoin by sending illegal images to miners.

>>12555913
How is he not constantly being spammed by this masterpiece yet

>>12556012
>the subject was putting illegal data on bitcoin
no man not bitcoin that was never in the conversation. sv. because you can only put a few bytes into btc transactions it's a moot issue.

>>12555878
x71FEFEFF actually cause addition i really need to sleep now 6am here

>>12556006
>>12556019
well it's one thing to hypothesize a tin foil hat theory that requires LEA's to be evil it's another to have that theory also require SV to become relevant and not fold within a few years/months.
All i can get from watching him is that he's seeking investments or grants. I don't think he actually believes what he's saying.

>>12552300
Sir, where am can buying this vision sir?

>>12550567
Stop trying to make STIFF happen, it has zero catchiness

>ctrl +f
>visnhu
oh dear /biz/ really has turned to shit hasn't it? Pun not intended

>>12554226
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>>12554164
is mommy's little schizophrenic suffering a complete meltdown because someone smarter than a piece of bread actually read the thing this thread is about hmmm? Oh poor little schizo

>>12551958
Ahhahahahahahahahav sirs btfo

>>12555150
took me too long to find the source of this image for some reason. it's real:
https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/3737#issuecomment-36325145

>>12550567
Is it called vishnu? How do I use it sir

>>12554185
>Monte Carlo based Predictions
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Bitcoin has a turing complete scripting language in a similar way that mud in my backyard is suitable medium for a turing complete programming language (written with a stick on the ground and executed by people reading and executing instruction).

This shit is so bolted-on, it's retarded.

I motherfucking love crypto.

>>12557641
poo in it!

>>12550584
FPBP

>>12557921
i agree, why would you masturbate with sandpaper when you can get a proper fleshlight? right tool for the right purpose. if you want turing complete scripting go fuck around with eth!