/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12550291
can I contact you privately? I'm looking for a sum of €1000,- for educational purposes

>>12550291
Fuck you

>>12550291
faggot larper

>>12550291
Lmao @ your life thinking you’ll find intelligible ideas on this shit board

>>12550309
I need a bit more information than that.
Drop your email and I will reach out.

I will poo poo and pee pee. I need funding to continue to poo poo and pee pee. This will be completed every day for ever. Please fund my venture

>>12550319
You would not believe the number of shitty business ideas that seek funding from us. Biz has just as good of a chance as IRL businesses.

>>12550329
nah fuck it, you're a larper anyway. And if you're not, I'm not sure I would want your money.

>>12550291
well here it goes
I want to provide crypto integration for eCommerce
I provide software service, effectively a witness to a crypto transaction

You have a website, I come and install and add on to it that calculates prices in all cryptoes and offer a crypto payment to the user.
The user pays moneys directly to the client wallet and I never touch the money, therefore I am not money transmitter.
There is labor in integration and support, the client pays me as he goes no monthly fee, the pay is for API calls.

I need 2 million to get it off the ground. It works for brick and mortar too. Eastern Europe based.

>>12550342
My name is Darin Andreassen. If you want to drop a burner address in order to not get spammed by /biz/ we can work from there.

>>12550291
>Tell me in a brief summary what your business plan is, why you need funding, and what your roadmap is.
This fucking faggot just wants to steal our ideas!

>>12550343
bitpay

>>12550343
I am not keen on crypto-based business ideas. While I believe in the long-term potential of crypto, it is still in its infancy and requires an outside force to cause widespread adoption.

>>12550291
If legit... lol I'm retarded.
I don't want funding, but could you give a few of the autist on here a mentorship program and jobs at your company? Teach these kids to fish and you'll be giving back more than a seed investment ever would.

>>12550291
Okay, listen up.
I want 38k to get limb lengthening surgeries on my legs. I'll then become a ufc fighter champion and give you 50% of what I make after tax.
Sounds good, eh?

>>12550412
similar but mine will be only crypto to crypto
and the seller at all times has control and the money

while in bitpay you get fucked with fees and they hold your funds

also my add on will be able to work autonomously to a degree, if my server fails the seller will still be able to do business

>>12550413
well fuck

>>12550291
I have a bootstrapped startup with customers acroos north america. We have asoftware platform for assessing the satisfactoin of resident's at retirement homes. There is currently no standardization for measuring this and there's a push in several large jurisdictions to do so. We are positioned to be that software provider because our survey is based on an international standard that's been developed (not by us, but a reputable research group) for a decade and we are one of only a handful of companies using it.

We need money for marketing and further product development and our customer base is growing, but very slowly. We have a large government contract in the works.

>>12550374
HatDax@hotmail.com

Do you want equity or you just throwing money at shit?

>>12550291
I have an idea for an energy neutral cooling system for large cloud computing operations. It would cut cooling costs by a lot. My business plan would be to house the patent in a company and sell the company. I dont really need the money and could do it on my own if i had to. The venture connections and talent are more what i need/want.

>>12550414
We currently offer a 6-mo internship and run workshops that provide resources and guidance to people with business ideas.

>>12550451
Drop a burner email and I will reach out.

>>12550502
No equity wanted

>>12550291
3D printed custom made chastity cages, join the cuck and petplay revolution

>>12550291
People use to believe the world was flat. What changed their mind?
We did not force them to change their beliefs.
We did not kill them.
Instead we presented strong and compelling evidence for a round Earth.
Likewise today, there are many with various and unfortunately sometimes harmful ideologies and belief systems. This is one of the core causes of violence and conflict.
So how can we change this?
You can force them to convert or change their views/
You can get rid of them by force.
OR IDEALLY, and which will be more lasting, permanent, and peaceful.
Present compelling evidence for an altruistic ideology. I've researched and gathered evidence from countless sources (various religions, ancient manuals, archaeology, science, psychology, supernatural, near-death experiences, and more) for many years, and will present this to the public.
I plan on doing the latter fulltime. Which will hopefully, change peoples' views and ideas, which in turn can bring more peace to this world.
Having funding will help, so I can focus on doing this full time, until my last breath.

saged and reported

>>12550291
I am planning to build a corporate Matcha tea enema lounge&garage in the City of London. I've done extensive research over the past year on this very little known niche with a lot of potential and I coopted 2 people with significant relevant experience. We're at the funding stage, each member of the team has equity but we are looking for more external funding.

>>12550291
Penis enlargement pills

>>12550291
give me the money so I can market buy link

>>12550522
Aight, well I have a business that i've been running for a year, looking to expand.
>summary
Artisan gelato food truck company, we make our own gelato, and have it on a converted vintage vehicle. That's the gist of it.
>funding needed
Need around 25k to help fund a second vehicle, as the bank will only lend me 25k max. I have all the licensing in place and am currently looking at a shop as well which i may be able to self fund.
>roadmap
Aim is to grow to this shop + 2 van setup in year 2/3 (year 1 is almost over). In year 3/4 production process will be streamlined and standardized. The goal is to franchise or set up other centres like this.

Bizmane@protonmail.com

Interesting. Here goes.

I've been a sysadmin for a small hosting company for 3 years. The owner has been negligent as hell and I am going to take over everything. Current owner is cooperative with a takeover but the financial records are fucked, licensing is fucked, support structure is fucked, so I need to make a clean break with a new business name, new licensing agreements, everything. My reputation is plastered all over the service of about 250 users across 5 companies, and they are on hardware that has about four single points of failure ready to fuck everything up for everyone.

I am 28 and do not have the personal credit to secure a loan to replace what needs replacing.

The only barrier to getting this off the ground is the initial $40-50k hardware purchase. Clients are already there and I've been the sole sysadmin for the past 1 year so personnel is not a concern.

The business should be doing around $180k gross with costs around $100k right out of the gate, and that is factoring in a 3 year amort on the first $60k of hardware needs.

I feel like this is real small beans, but with a bit of steady growth it could be a great little nest egg for me to provide for my future instead of subcontracting forever.

>>12550513
areyousatisfied@protonmail.com

>>12550632
Crap I forgot email. whiteasstruck@protonmail.com

>>12550291
Ok are you ready for this?

An Augmented reality IOS game using gps cloud functionality to overlay a proceduraly generated game world over an existing urban area.
Players will interact seamlessly with gps positioned augmented characters, items and quests using the camera and touchscreen of their smartphone creating the illusion of an expansive RPG game world augmented over the streets of a modern city.
"Think pokemon go but it's an rpg game with cool npcs, quests and ingame activites but it's also an ar game! are you mind blown yet?"

With an adequate development team and creative design core I believe our game could become the next step in the evolution of AR games

>>12550513
>>12550507
D-6j3a3rpi6@maildrop.cc

>>12550291
OP is a larping faggot

>>12550530
rempacified@protonmail.com

I have a smaller project here, but I think it could be decently profitable. Theres an electronic rig called the Puffco Peak, and right now theres a huge market of people making custom attachments for it and then getting picked up by PuffCo as official products. My plan is to build a small silicone dab mat for it, with a wireless qi charger housed inside the mat to charge the Peak. I'd imagine the cost of materials would come to somewhere around $30-$50 in materials, but it could be sold for $200 because the dab scene is ridiculously easy to sell expensive stuff to.

Thess things are fantastic devices, but they constantly run out of battery. I guarantee the product would have a market. I think theres a really good chance of this final product getting picked up and sold by the company, its just a matter of putting the first couple units together. Would only need $3-5k pending, and the sky's the limit from there. Overpriced devices need some overpriced peripherals, right?

If you're serious and like the idea, reach out at Leeroyjunkins@gmail.com

>>12550606
What are your current numbers? I've witnessed food-based startups crash and burn, not to mention the failure rate of restaurant/food trucks.
You're company's a year old, are you already pulling in profit? Even so, expanding too much too quickly has been the demise of many businesses. Not saying I don't like your idea, I just want to learn a little more.

>>12550632
I will reach out shortly.

>>12550755
Where are you currently in development? Is this an idea with no current foundation?

>>12550764
Do you currently have a patent or are in the process of patenting your idea?

>>12550794
Will reach out shortly.

>>12550291
I unironically believe you, but GTFO

>>12550851
I started very late in the season (late may) and had a turnover of £45k. Loss of ~5k due to repayments on £30k of machinery, which i now own in full.

Expected turnover for year 2 is ~60k from the single van, with profits of around ~15k.

The expansion is due to my second license being in an area with a much larger footfall. Realistic turnover from van no.2 would be ~100k for a total of 160k and a profit of ~40k. The key is that the machinery is only used for 3 hours a day so it is very inefficient currently to only have only the 1 truck.

The shop would bring in an extra ~100k turnover a year as an extra outlet and ~25k profit.

You have my email if this isn't a good ol' larp.

>>12550851
I dont have anything yet. Just drawings. To be frank, I dont even know it will work. It should in theory, but i'd need to consult a physicist. But if it does work, one will be able to undercut current cloud computing services if they own the patent. I recall Microsoft experimenting with putting servers underwater to cool them more cheaply, so a cooling system that cut costs would certainly be a money spinner.

As you said, this is my chance. If you show interest and stay connected I will flesh out the idea and apply for a patent, and then develop a prototype.

>>12550851
Ar anon here my game idea is currently just a concept, however I am working with a developer and hope to have a demo launch by august. If you are interested I would like to discuss this with you in more detail at ridgetoe1@yahoo.com

I would also love to design little plushie dolls for all the memes of 4chan (Anon doll, pepe doll, bobo doll etc.) and market them through social media. I would have these dolls designed and manufactured by a company on alibaba and sell them through an onlline marketplace such as amazon shopify etc
(this is very easy to implement and with minor funding I could deliver a prototype in a short deadline window)

>>12550291
I will go around and kill random niggers.

Now fucking pay me.

>>12550291
Support a veteran and pay me 2 grand to fill bankruptcy

Smart home/alarm/camera integration systems. I have friends that were working for extremely well funded companies and all their research was shelved, but the things they can do are absolutely mind blowing. Not one company in this billion dollar industry has taken it to that level yet.

I've personally ran small to midsize companies in this industry as an operations manager for the last decade.

Officetemp1027@gmail.com

>>12551215
This market is already becoming saturated. What makes this system different?

I’m thinking of starting a mudshark database kind of like the dirty dot com except for race traitors. Guys can submit proof of white women betraying their heritage and they will be put on the website and a detail of their crimes against their race. I’m thinking of calling it “The Toll dot com” to warn other men of their roastie past.

>>12550291
>mfw plz fund muh projex
Okay, larp or not, I'll shoot....

>film
Fund one of my films; it's like two parts disaster flick, one part strong female lead flick, with a twist of dark realism (realistic violence, for one), tailored for Mass market appeal.

>mmog
Computer/console/smartphone massively multiplayer online game, cloud hosted on users' machines (who get paid with valuable & resellable in-game commodities); freemium (but not game-breakingly so). Infinite procedurally generated shared worlds.

>church
I'm founding one, praise be; check these digits to confirm.

turnovertherecord at gmail

>>12550291
You ignored me.
Penis enlargement pills.
Email: penisenlargmentchand@hotmail.com

>>12551227

Next level technology that isn't currently deployed by anyone.

I have a product I'm working on at this moment, it's basically a two in one shaving razor with a burdizzo. Really believe this product will appeal to the modern man who is concerned with fighting primeval urges in today's woke enviroments

>>12550291
I won't tell all the details here, as I don't want my idea stolen. It is based on fashion, and requires x * $10k.

bensla@protonmail.com

>>12550291
Hi Anon I have a really good idea involving reselling discounted hardware and construction supplies.

I know several manufacturer’s who frequently have trouble moving inventory marked as defective. It’s not defective, broken or unsafe, just not up to the manufacturer’s aesthetic standards.

Basically, you gotta buy a big box of industrial strength kneepads for you and all the other partners, then you gotta put dresses on and.....profit!!!

To anyone I haven't contacted yet, please reach out here dandreassen@protonmail.com and we can continue the conversation there.

ive been in the food industry for over 10 years, recently one of the clubs ive been working at had to close down because of the government creating new roads, ive opened up my own resturant and gain a bit over 7k a week after everything is paid. A fairly big franchise has reached out to me recently and wants me to join them. Finding a site and franchise fees usually cost 500k but they are willing to cut the cost down to 280k for me. My current equity is tied up in property, so would really appteciate it if you could help me out. I really believe i can scale this and so does the franchise. Email is fy581321@gmail.com

Im 24 and run a concrete pump truck I've only been running it a year but I have two ideas I can think of now.. a cheap unique patented chemical to nuke the concrete and not allow it to set to allow for worry free drives to a wash out area if it has calcium in it

Idea 2 is a unique tarping system like that on enddumps to keep these expensive trucks clean

Email is bigpimpinouthere@gmail.com

>venture capitalist draining retards off of their ideas

>>12550291
My idea is posting on /biz/ that I'm a rich venture capitalist so I can steal other people's good ideas

I'll only let you have a 1% stake in the company because my idea is just that good

>>12550291
I have another idea to do live video production for bands/djs.

I have a semi-successful instagram account where i have music videos created using old footage and I've received a lot of positive feedback.

However what I really want to do is develop a midi system for producing videos on-the-fly. I have the idea flesh out but I need to develop the strategy and technology sothat it can bu used in a live show scenario.

Ideally I would be touring with bands and be their "video guy"

Instagram account is: @retroobscure
Check it out to get a feel for the vibe. Best to be stoned while watching

>>12550291
Charity. I would give back the hair of the man on your pic op.

>>12551648
>>12551627
My firm literally deals in upwards of a hundred of million of dollars a year. We have no interest in stealing or pursuing ideas that are not ours or our partners.
The idea of funding individuals has been on the table for a few years now. We are interested in seeing what the impact is of unstructured funding.

>>12551698
Do you support second-world countries like Poland?

I want to open up a game studio
To create games
We will be making remakes of other ips so you will have to purchase license agreements as well as pay the programmers and artists

You can have 50 percent of the company
I just want a team of computer slaves to do my bidding

>>12551717
We are based in Norway and a majority of our funded startups are euro-based. We currently only have one startup based in Poland.

>>12550291
I’ve got a lot of legitimate ideas that I am very passionate about but I’m nervous that you are either just larping or seeking to steal our ideas. I have a hard time trusting people on biz. At any rate I’ve got a small 3D printing business I’ve started. I also have an idea for what I think would be an awesome video game involving aquariums. I’d also like to get into real estate investing.

A road traffic management/control system that utilizes sensors and visual markers embedded into the roadway. Traffic patterns move in waves, and these waves ripple down the roadway for miles, eventually building up into a traffic jam. I believe that a system could be created that variably adjusts the speed of cars as they travel down the highway. This dynamic control of road speeds could be utilized to manipulate the flow of the waves and cancel out the buildups that creates traffic jams.

>>12551773
If you’re actually interested in my ideas I can give you some more info but like I’m said I’m a little nervous about biz trying to take my ideas.

>>12550291
Need funding for a jewellery store and or for a few house investments that I can rent out.

>>12551720
What is the actual potential for this market?

>>12551773
Please refer to this post, >>12551698

>>12551774
Transportation infrastructure is an interesting target. I don't think I've come across any startups trying to tackle those issues. I know a lot has already been done by cities here in Norway to relieve traffic congestion, implementing greenlight waves. My issue with technology in this sector is that is has to be extremely robust; low to 0% failure and near 100% up time.

>>12551648
Ideas are dime a dozen. Moving forward and executing is the challenge.

Sent you an email OP. Godspeed

>>12551909
Here in the US, they’ve made some attempts at easing traffic with metered on ramps. But they seem to just make traffic worse.
As far as being robust, the sensors and lights can be designed with simplicity and durability to last a long time maintenance-free

>>12550291

Right now, information security awareness is exploding internationally, a result of public trust in institutions becoming severely damaged by hacks, data breaches and hacktivist whistle blowers.

In the wake, numerous information security related services and initiatives have been born, either in the form of consultant agencies or internal teams faciliated by discreet information security specific line items in enterprise budgeting.

One of the key aspects of information security is technical vulnerability management - where technical tools such as nessus and retina are used to scan organizational IT infrastructure to identify vulnerabilities in the form of outdated patches or insecure configurations.

Depending on the size of the institution, the sheer quantity of data generated by these tools, though valuable, is so large and unmanageable that it is practically unactionable. More importantly, it is extremely hard to get a holistic sense of where your vulnerabilities lie across the network and throughout the institution.

My solution is to engineer a comprehensive security vulnerability management appliance that lives in the cloud or your enterprise's internal network that will not only conduct these vulnerability scans using the aforementioned indutry-leading tools, but use data analytics and informatics to generate actionable reports and dynamically generated dashboards that give a much more manageable and comprehensive resource for interpreting results and using vulnerability data to strategize information security objcetives, projects, and organizational trajectory.

I will need 200-400k USD to hire at least one other developer and work full time on building this, as well as securing marketing resources, sales resources and networking engagements.

Thanks

rpthrowaway1337@protonmail.com

A website where you can trade or purchase whatever you want with security, no way to get scammed. You can sell whatever you want to unknown people. It will called Butrade.

Just doin' it for fun, i've been 1 year developing.
>How would be the system

I cannot show you ;_;

PayPal, neidycamachos@hotmail.com

>>12552063
Effectively SAAS pen testing if I'm understanding correctly?

>>12552134

Not quite, the crux of the issue is that all of these information security initiatives are generating data - literally preformated CSVs in some cases - but the product is really a platform that takes all of this industry-standard data and consolidates it in such a way as to be both holistically illustrative of current security vulnerabilities across the network as well as allow for granular exploration of data - all of this serving to help both executives understand their organization's current position with respect to security as well as providing IT staff with the resources to prioritize and remediate the exact vulnerabilities/issues identified.

>>12552134

rpthrowaway1337@protonmail.com

>>12550291
Fuck it I’ll bite,

I want to establish a program that audits, analyzes, and processes reports based on payroll compliance for members of certain unions to make sure all employees are receiving their benefits they are entitled to. I want to use block chain technology so that data is tamper proof and so it is cost-effective. I want to completely fuck over the accounting industry because it is riddled with boomers who don’t pay or give a shit about younger generations

>>12550291
a web image recognition app, who help male incels to survive w/o a woman and save money.
Possible partner with IT and Food firms.
Plan: write down the business model and develop a poc/prototype.
Ask 10k for the travel expense to talk face to face with you, and for build a machine able to handle ml algo needed for the prototype.

firstcamethestars@tutamail.com

>>12552270
Jabronijones3@gmail.com

>>12550291
I want, not need, I want 500k from you paid in crypto, so then I can run with that cash to australia, buy metal detector, tent and food, roughly 470k left after the trip will be invested in artificial tuna farm based in Australia. I want to be a part of those guys that sells tuna eggs from breeding to those that want to grow tuna.
Why metal detector? I just want to spend my time looking for nuggets while tuna breeds.
PLEASE!

>>12550291
There is a preexisting concept called Aquaponics, Its where you have fish in a tank & to clean the fish water you use hydroponics system to let the plant roots clean the water. Effectively creating a somewhat closed loop system. You have to feed the fish of course.

Simple idea, in Grocery stores(Tesco/Walmart) there is a lot of wasted space in the ceiling area above the isles. Use that to grow veg hydroponicly & fish to sell.

I need $10 million to turn my VR arcade into a national franchise

>>12550291
Renatorod323@gmail.com

We can talk on here. Send me an email, i have plenty if ideas, but not enough resources

Not that I’d ask for funding since I don’t really “require it” but a couple hundred k could help.

I won’t go too into it. I’m a 20 year old neet who has an interesting road bump thing. Graduated end of 2016 - did a sem of software at uni that same year and ended near 2017. Found out about Wallstreet. Spent 2017 till now learning, trading options, stock, and writing about supply and demand from my adhd perspective. Lost 10k. But that was due to being foolish with penny stocks at 18. Now trading crypto for a bit

Basically OP. I have many ideas but I’m always blocked by having zero capital to start it up. When I say I don’t need it - in actuality I have no clue of the costs I would require. I could learn and master the topic so I don’t see any need to have workers. But I don’t know.


Basically it’s creating a core system. A.I.D.O
Artificial Intelligent Data Organizer as the base. This will dynamically and in real time assess and display all variables of the systems it maintains from economics, export and import product, country data and assessment.

There is G.A.I.H.M
Global Assessed Integrity Health Management. This will be the mother figure so to say in medical infrastructure and priority handling linked to A.I.D.O

That’s all I’ll say. I’ve written extensively more systems within this core A.I. Far more than what I’ll write or show. It’s essentially a real-time tool for not just displaying information - but processing functions. These two are the basics of basics. Good luck trying to steal it faggots

If you aren’t larping. Here’s my burner

dwnxay@wemail.com

Airborne real estate. Suspended buildings.

Already have a to-scale working prototype. If you're legit, you can email me at zndrflrch@protonmail.com.

Otherwise I've got other organisations I can go to.

an API marketplace for chainlink node operators - we try to make deals with providers, create adapters, provide listing service, verify reputation, create guides and just trying to make the process smoother in general

TyrellBostic@mail.com hit me up for quick flip ideas for millions

>>12550291
A weed degree. Higher ed for business. Go to scheel learn in an outs of the "upcoming marjuana boom"

Exploiting the middle class. Graduate with professional weed accreditation. 90% job acceptance at dispensary and grow facilities.
And enjoy smoking that sweet sweet high

Steal idea if you must, the world is full of em

>>12550291
Im starting clothing brand, I need funding for screen printing, and studio space so I dont have to deal with distributors

>>12550291
I have developed a mobile wastewater treatment system that can clean fracking water on site (plus any other polluted water). This cleaned water can then be discharged back into the environment or resused for another fracking job. I already have some units in the field, but at great expense. Debt interest is killing the business just as my product is successfully being released.

I need 20 million, 1 mil to pay off loans, the rest to build inventory and complete orders I already have. The need for this money is urgent. Currently talking with investors abroad, but would rather have a domestic strategic partner.

>>12550291

https://beta.forkdelta.app/#!/trade/0xa8bdc8882987a3ed83d8030f08d64479f1eff731-ETH

>not buying TRUE
>Shorting Okex
No wonder you're poor

>>12552990
Nice got 10k

>>12552990
What about kyc ?

>>12553019
The KYC on OKeX is a joke, anon. Just google "Korean" or "Chinese" ID and use the 6+ page...first ones are taken. Will 100% get you approved.

>>12552990
Only low iq retards will sleep on this

>>12552990
Nice one anon


>>12553033
Mfw it worked. I'm now known as "Kim Loeung Song" TOPKEK

>>12550291
I know where all the advanced tech is, and i plan on getting a foothold, i did all the math and basically it works the same just different social models and the people who hold majority of the wealth can just shift it and have monopolies over emerging market sectors, and if you think im joking just hack this computer and figure out my real name and ask the gov what they heard about me and they will vouch saying some crazy thing so basically when i feel like it a bunch of new tech that can change the world will be released at once

>>12550291
Toilets for India

>>12552990
Wow thank you so much anon you've changed my freaking life with this OwO

>>12553075
also, like truthfully i dont really need investors, i already told people where to flip their money so its abundant but with me i make sure it happens and give you better ways to make flip, in the future money is will more disposable aka not as many poor people so its literally fool proof.
The thing is real reason i dont look for investors cause i already figured it out, and i was nice enough to let everyone know about the current state of the economy.
so my words are pure paper, my word is my bond, i spend everyday on 4chan just cause
but really if u want to bring me money id prefer it online like wire it to me or send a cheque to my mailbox.
like, the way i would plan on this, send a cheque for something cheap like 10k, in your name and then in the mail leave some coordinates and if i come ill tell you more intel.

>>12553075
where do I flip my money?

>>12552990
Wow already up 1 btc kek

>>12551749
Niche healthcare lab method approved by insurance
required 200-300k funding
ROI potentially 30-50% p.a.
Money before I speak moar

>>12551572
Sent you an email with my idea

>>12553140
venture capital, high profit businesses,
people still think im joking, im creating an army full of immortals to chill on this earth
so my government is the best

>>12550291
I want to run an art gallery that respects form and objective beauty and is not full of postmodern, lefty-leaning, ugly garbage.

>>12553301
>venture capital, high profit businesses,
such as?

>>12553362
Everyone who joins gives some money - and that gets added to the pool - and then you tell everyone you’re a government and thus are increasing that pool with special immortal interest rates that are played off as an index fund with because being immortal means the index fund is also immortal so it’ll keep rising and everyone plays along until they realize they are boned after living on a planet void of life as the sun expands 5 billion years later and engulfs the earth - but since they immortal they’ll float around if they didn’t manage to invest in space - and then they’ll bum system to system until even that ends with heat death

Hi,
I am currently working on AI for smartphone integration.
The premises is taking what Alexa and Google Home are doing to the next level and on a phone platform.
The voice command programming is far more advanced than any out there, and the AI will function almost as a personal assistant to your live and as learns from you.
I’m talking not just message sending or note taking but machine learning your live and planning ahead for you, aiding in structuring your day to most efficiently, ordering food and goods online at your request, searching for best places/services you need and so on.
Making the customers life far for organised.
I need 10k to continue with some programming aspects which I am not able to complete alone.

Email - andrerbtc@gmail.com

>>12550291
I'll bite too

Real life sci-fi medikit

Funding for independent 2-3 salary at high end research organisation, no IP attached.

bizmed@protonmail.com

>>12552990
Nice one just picked up 2k mate

>>12551126
DROPPED

>>12551774
Too hard to oversee as a police officer

>>12552592
>Tyrell
Can I get cc'd on that email chain for lolz

>>12552990
Unironically just dropped 9 eth

>>12550291
send me your ideas so i can steal them.

>>12550291
I'm a CS + Finance major at a top school working on a project, seeking 100k in funding.
Contact: raleslitap@matra.top

>>12552990
Holy fucking shit this is why I browse biz still

>>12550291
We're creating a real estate platform. If interested, let me get your contact information. We only deal with westerns.

basically my idea is to create a job centre, so you go to this building to get a job, but the only jobs on offer are to work for the job centre itself

then once you're hired, your job is to hire other people to the job centre

the catch is it costs 10 dollars to get an interview and I will be the CEO raking off 50%

my projections put this at a multi billion dollar enterprise within 10 years, I am looking for a couple of mil for the office space to start out

>>12550291
Build a huge solar/wind farm in Kansas and use it to charge Tesla battery walls. Have a power plant in a large city set up to easily change out these batteries. But a ton of batteries in the back of an 18-wheeler and have self driving cars bring the charged/uncharged batteries back and forth.

>>12554476

So a pyramid scheme. Nice retard. You might as well join scientology while you're at it.

>>12554526
thatsthejoke.retard

I will literally kill whoever you want based on difficulty. Harder hits require more money. But if you just need a few niggers out of the way I'll take each out for a measly 10k each.

d093u7m1nd@protonmail.ch
I'm working on a gamma scalping software for the us and Canadian market. It's almost complete but i'd need to buy better data to improve the backtesting. It's promising for now and I'm implementing a neural network on top of it to adjust the volatility parameters. In brief, it's an algorithmic trading software that I think could outperform the indices in the next 12 months.

>>12552990
Imagine not doing this LOL

I want to build a nightclub chain that specializes in suburban locations. The suburbs are ghettos of endless family friendly entertainment and many people live so far from the downtown areas of cities they don’t bother going out. I think this is a niche that could easily be cornered as there’s really no venue for people living in suburbs and rural areas to party. I’ve watched straight people from my suburban area regularly drive 45 minutes to go to a gay bar because it’s the nearest nightclub.

Email: aveedsamuelson@gmail.com
(i’m not a pajeet this is my burner for pretending to be one)

>>12552990
Based

>>12552990
Zoinks scoob I found a never ending ATM!