/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12545180
Rapidly depreciating asset

>>12545180
they're only a good investment if you can either pimp em out or they give you a genetic lineage.

>>12545180
everyone also says that lambos are a terrible investment..

>>12545186
They’re like cars

>But if brappers are what everyone wants, then how could it not be a good investment?
Because what they can take from you is far, far more costly than masturbation or getting a hooker.
Worst case, you knock someone up and they divorce you. Then you're stuck paying them half your paycheck for the rest of your life.
Or you get a false rape charge and end up in prison for several years.

>>12545204
kind of, but I can press a button to turn my car off

>>12545228
lmfaoooooooo

>>12545180
Only till you nut tho

>>12545180
What are the odds that she'll leak your trade secrets when you haven't made it yet?

Brappers are a great investment. But much like stocks you must choose wisely, and don't invest more than you can lose. Find yourself a nice shy, conservative Christian girl. Doesn't have to be beautiful because everyone turns ugly eventually. But she has to be a nice girl.
Propagate your genes and teach your children to work hard for everything.

>>12545228
Holy shit #REKT. imagine the smell tho