/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12535494
THE SHIRT [X]
THE PANTS [X]
THE SHOES [X]
COPYPASTED SPEECH [X]

>>12535494
How can one man be so based as to wear the exact same fucking shirt all the time. I feel like we’re on some insane timeline where it’s actually going to happen, 1k eoy 2020. It’s literally going to happen

who are these assholes popping cans?! shut the fuck up!

Lads I'd hate to be the guy to say it... But I think the shirt is a different plaid pattern than usual

>>12535494
>Boomer story time
Yes Tom please tell us about tech back in the good old days.

I just came
good thing I'm not
>wearing pants

first

>>12535537
probably because all you autists bought his brand up

>>12535494
Show is over, pack it in. This scam coin is going to zero after this shitside chat.

>>12535546
SERGEYS DAD DETECTED

This is an utter disaster

>>12535536
Daniel is slamming back beers with rory

>>12535546
mike enoch?

>>12535494
uff wtf is this shit, i'm selling this scam asap

>>12535500
THE DIGITS

>>12535560
savages.

>>12535494
WHERE IS THE FIRE?!?!?

>>12535561
lol

holy fuck this is terrible LMAO

>>12535558
STRONG buy signal tbqh

>>12535494
SAP

My bot is mass flagging the stream as I type this.

Goodnight retarded linkers.

>>12535561
all white bath houses on the blockchain

rofl at the people who left after 2 minutes

>>12535542

HOLY FUCK DID SOMEONE JUST THROW SOMETHING ON STAGE?

WHY IS SERGEY READING A BOOK
WHAT'S IN THAT BOOK

RAMBLING
A
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>>12535494
HE'S GAINING WEIGHT

Take away his script and it's obvious that Sergey is a stuttering pothead.

>>12535584
I'll wait till it's back at 10k. sergey not even paying attention to that old fuck - he's ready a philosophy book

Maybe Tom should be hired by Chainlink to do the public speaking, Sergey is a bit of a mess desu

has he ever washed that shirt?

gonser has been shilling link to mucky mucks "all over the world"

sergey just gave daniel the death stare

oh no no no no gonser is mimicking steve jobs' iphone speech

>>12535614
This. He is now confident knowing his Marines are here for him

tfw they've only talked about smart contracts and not a single word about chainlink

10X

20X

100X

I N F I N I T E

X

>>12535494
100X CONFIRMED

we infinity now boys

INFINITE EOY CONFIRMED

CHECKED AND BASED

>>12535644
CHECKED AND BASED

I AM NOW INTELLECTUALLY LOGICALLY INDEPENDENTLY INFINITELY FINANCIALLY

>>12535644
CHECKED

MY LINKIES STAY SUPER STINKY FOR INFINITY

>I think the DocuSign platform could use Oracles

>>12535659
docusign confirmed

>>12535641
>>12535644
all of us will be infinionaires EOY, bros

>>12535662
too bad Gonser aint even on the board anymore

Wow Sergey said "...and that Tom has actually seen that happen makes me feel not crazy"

He knows that $1000k a year is crazy but it's gonna happen

Is infinity LINK enough to make it?

DOCUSIGN CONFIRMED
DONT FALL FOR THE JEWISH COULD FUD

FFS I have personally shilled the technology behind Chainlink to norms much better than Sergey is doing tonight.

>>12535687
Sad but true. He's doing an awful job tonight

OH NO WATCH OUT SERG

>>12535697
fucking kek

smart contracts are smart contracts, this autism is unironically the most bullish shit ive ever seen

>>12535697
JASON PARSER SPOTTED

Sergey needs to be replaced as the front man

>>12535694
hes always shit in these talks, same speech everytime and he still fucks it up

>>12535697
thats clearly a rabbi

Serg is pulling it back

Sergey exposing himself as a stuttering brainlet tonight

>>12535697
JEW
JEW
JEW JEW JEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>12535694
I think he's nervous

>>12535703
AHHHHHHHH!!!

>>12535631
Chainlink IS Smart Contract

Do you understand?

DAN I CANT HEAR THE GODS SPEAK WHEN YOURE TRYING TO GET PUSS

tom gonser will fork chainlink from the inside, screencap this, this is apple 2.0 steve jobs is tom gonser and sergey is a future no-name

wtf is he reading ffs? cliffs on his own project?

>>12535697
JEWISH ASSASSIN
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

I wonder what tom is thinking right now seeing sergey fuck up like this

Just noticed Sergey brought his diary. Totes adorable!

I know why sergey is having trouble speaking, he's distracted by the smell of pizza

>>12535697
HE'S COMING FOR YOUR LINKIES GET DOWN

ion. They’re talking nonsense now.

EliteBeastALL IN ON ORACLES

B, G.ORAACLLAAAHULACKKBAR

Been a wolves fan since 6/22/1710 x 10 x .001

squarecracker34 minutes left

Jonn Ysergey has some nice male milkies

B, G.Oraccaalllleeahhuuuuaaakbar

GFLAVOR A FLAVOR B FLAVOR SERGEY

Jonn Ygib

aSandy ShoeTALK ABOUT THIS TECH

BeastRidertheBlackim selling 100k

C BAre they trying to put people to sleep so that the announcement they make seems so much more insanely big?

>>12535546

Please to Photoshop Sergey reading Big Fat Anime Titties

>>12535739
he was fully prepared, sergey told him he wanted to give this talk without him but he wouldn't allow it, he wanted to be there to guide him

>>12535739
he's looking for the next decentralized oracle network to emerge

>>12535741
shut the fuck up retard

LET GO OF THOSE HEAVY BAGS ANONS

SERGEY HIMSELF CONFIRMED 1 LINK IS ALL THATS NEEDED TO MAKE IT IN THE NEW PARADIGM

>>12535748
literally looks like it could be his dad kek

>>12535730
Sergey is the pretty face, the real work is done by normies behind the scenes.

we are the infinite blockchain internet boys

listening to this you realize that these guys are fucking serious with this shit.
smart contract are coming and sergay's gonna be there at the front to tame them.
never been so bullish abt LINK as i am right now.

blows my mind that linkmarines on biz seemingly can explain chainlink better than its ceo can

dump

>>12535751
That's a really good signal desu. Means he really wants link to thrive and he's a great frontman for old money

>FANTASTICALLY COMPETITIVE

HOLY SHIT
CHAINLINK ON MARS CONFIRMED

WE GOING TO MARS CONFIRMED, SEE YOU THERE BOIS

WE PAST MOON WE GOING TO MARS BOYS WOOOOOOOO

WE MADE IT

>>12535659

>>12535542
Kek

Sergey was frantically asking for more food back stage. Does he eat when he's nervous?

>>12535494
Why is he reading the Quran?

>>12535751
how do u know this?

kek holy shit this is a pathetic chat. I'm even shocked at how bad this is going. LINK = $0.01 EOY

aaaaand its shit

>>12535772
if i had to give this same talk in front of this audience in this context at this moment next to tom gonser of docusign i would probably be a stuttering mess too

>>12535775
We moonin'

Downwards!

>>12535777

>>12535794

Docusign would adopt and help that network grow

This is a complete trainwreck

sergey looking/speaking like he's zonked out of some sort of sedative. seriously

>>12535788

>>12535697
THE GOYIM KNOW

>>12535825

>>12535822
you retard his brain is thinking too fast his mouth cant keep up so he has to take pauses

>>12535772
I would have expected people in the audience tonight to know this material backwards and forwards by now--but it could be the case that Linkmarines on /biz/ really are that far ahead of the curve on understanding what Chainlink is capable of.

rest assured linklets, every stutter you hear is just sergey doing mental gymnastics to not give away all his NDA partnerships

>>12535575
Came here to ask this. False promises from the chainlink team as usual

>>12535825
kek. my favorite moment from the stream so far

I AGREE

INTERESTING EXAMPLES

>>12535822

he needs to shut up about anything except straight nerd tech talk and let the boomer do the practical application shilling

for those not watching the stream - he has enlarged in size and will most likely absorb tom any minute

About 6 years ago causally talking to the department of transportation for the 6th largest economy in the world.

You will never know what that feels like.

>>12535801
The fact you're even watching tells us all we need to know. You have a huge stack.

SELL SELL SELL

IT'S PUMPING DOWNWARDS

>OVERWEIGHT

OVERWEIGHT

OH NO THAT'S SERGEY'S TRIGGER WORD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SELL SELL SELL

>>12535835
Yeah I’m sick of watching the same material desu. But it makes sense to keep doing this same high level talk to get as much business interest on board as possible. If it gets too technical management teams won’t understand shit. By bringing Gonser onstage Sergey is increasing his credibility and therefore the chance to convince higher ups at big companies to cut red tape for their engineers.

2 fucking years and we are still talking about theory application, this shit won't be out until 2027

overwrite!!!!!!!!

BINANCE JUST EXIT SCAMMED

SOLD OFF MY BAGS FUCK THIS

>>12535835
I think this is the case too. We are levels above most people in the audience

I'm never selling my bags

he's literally jabba the hut in a flannel

chainlink got my kid into university of docusign

>>12535900
Seriously I’m tired of this decentralized oracle network circlejerk. I’ve been bagholding since the beginning, put my entire life plans on hold. Still no product. ETH was miles ahead at this point in time after its ICO.

Is Gosner a baby fucker?

>>12535924
Same marine, im ready to wait another 5 years. Holding chainlink is the only reason why im still in profit from investing 1.5 years ago.

>>12535898
Holy fuck you need help bro

pee pee poo poo

>>12535494

>>12535959

Holy balls it's dumping hard bros. I'm scared.

Mainnet not happening for a while. This entire event is surface level shit aimed at attracting new customers. Sergey is still looking for more demand on the node network.

>>12535940
Yep. I invested 500$ into ETH (at 42$) back in Dec 2016 and caught some shitcoins booming after that. Peaked at $20K but didn't sell when link was $1.45.

Originally found out about link and put it all in since pre-SIBOS and have held since then. i'm currently sitting around ~6-7K in value. literally any other coin and I'd have 1/5th that stack right now.

>>12535969

>>12535968
??

it's literally been bots floating the price between 48-50 for an hour profiting off weak hands

holy fuck this faggot basically asking sirgay to do his homework for him. DYOR

what the fuck bros they just confirmed mainnet wont be out for literal years!! fuck this shit, selling my bags right now

>>12535970
Yep, I missed the ico by 100 blocks, got some off etherdelta, kept buying in at low sat/wei. By holding chainlink, im at half my ath. Im fucking comfy as hell

this faggot wasting valuable question time

>>12535862
>>12535862
>>12535959
kek

Yea dude is just uninformed

stinky

>>12535970
I'm like that but without making money on anything else. My coin attempts:

>BTC from 8k to 3k
>Eth from 600 to 800 to 400 to 800 to 100
>held the whole time
>Verge, WAN, VeChain, REQ, RLC, LINK
Been 8 months and the closest thing I've seen to a "pump" is one coin (LINK) recovering from 70% losses to only 10% losses.

>>12536008
IMAGINE THE SMELL.

why the fuk is Sergey reading his grocery list?

So happy I dumped on your idiots at 15000. It's going back to 9k

>>12536008
>that plumbers crack

>>12536008
kek

>spices from india

That lawyer problem is eerily the same as the alarm clock problem, holy shit this is strong FUD

>>12536008
Fucking kek.
Also, now I know why he's nervous. Thots on the first row.

>>12536008
Look at that thing in the front row far right staring Sergey right in the eyes.

No wonder he's been stuttering and tripping all over himself.

>>12536008
>Attractive females
Fake news. Pack it up, let's go home.

>>12536008
is this bullish or bearish?

>>12536031
>market selling 200 LINK then bragging about it on 4chan and will be punished with no Internet when the singularity happens and later will blame mommy for him having to wage cuck all his adult life

>>12536008
ayyy I think I see our boy daniel and his camera in the back there

>>12536069
O Danny boi

ask about mainnet

WHO IS SERGEY TALKING TO

NO DIVERSITY ALL NODES RAN BY NEETS

Imagine....

holy shit this answer

>>12536094
AMEN MARINE

580 MARINES REPORTED IN

>t. comfy af jesusanon

>>12536114
???

>>12536094
it will be neets, it will be big firms, small firms , your aunt, your grandma, eventually this will be reality

>>12536133
nice prostitute fag

ONE

LAST

THING

This fireside chat is garbage. Link bags just got heavier by an order or magnitude

>one last thing IF YOU'RE A DEVELOPER PLEASE HELP US!!

>>12536150

one last thing, we have nothing, our main programmer just did a helloworld project on golang and it failed, if you want to participate and throw logs to the fire join us

>>12536156
kek we are fucked. check em.

a new bagholder is born, bought at 0.55 $ :(

NOOOOOO MY LINKIES GOT HEAVIER
MOMMYYYY PLEASE HELP MEEEE

leave it rolling faggot.

daniel has that tommy wiseau laugh

this was the most bearish "chat" ever

what the fuck sergey

>>12535494
DANIEL PLEASE WHEN IS MAINNET

Thank you based daniel

daniel were in this thread now, dont lose us

based daniel is going to get some idea about mainnet
our savior

$0.17 LINK incoming

Daniel thank u fren

sold. what a joke. nothing going on with this project for at least another year or more

>>12536194
>>12536184
what happened?

well at least cheap link is coming

MAINNET THIS YEAR

SHIPPING ON CHAINLINK AMB BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

derivatives, insurance and shipping later this year.

The perception was slightly different from the reality.

MAINNET CONFIRMED THIS YEAR
DERIVATIVES FIRST
INSURANCE AFTERWARDS
SHIPPING NEAR THE END OF YEAR
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

this talk was so bullish. i admit, it was a bit dry until the questions but you have to remember that they're dumbing it down a bit and we're obsessives and so we've heard it all before. personally i felt like i was watching a strong transmission with a team that's truly going to disrupt industry after industry and definitely put some money in our pockets.

>$1.2 QUADRILLION DERIVATIVE MARKET THIS YEAR

for real tho if they manage to get a foothold in the derivatives market this thing is going straight past the moon and inter fucking stellar, bros

>>12536200
checked. RIP link

so many plaid shirts

>>12536215
nigga waht the fuck did u just say

Team member asked "is this still recording?"
NDAs confirmed

Daniel, link to etsy where I can buy the cool chainlink shit plz

>>12536212

>>12536203
this

Thanks for everything Daniel. Sorry for calling you a piece of shit. You're uninronicalyl based and a chad for filming this. Thanks again based daniel

>>12536213
Wow we’re actually going to make it.

DAMP EET

based daniel is based, get up close to the cheeseburgers

LOOK AT THAT ABSOLUTE CHAD RIGHT IN FRONT OF SERG

Daniel here, I talked to another team member and he informed me that unfortunately mainnet is still several years away. Thanks you guys so much for checking out the stream and good night!

>>12536256
fake main net is this year

I’m a perma chainlink bull but even I’m struggling to find the positives in this. What exactly was the point of this event? Who was the intended audience? They gave us nothing new. Are they running out of money and looking for angel investors?

Round two streaming here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z58TZ3BEa3k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z58TZ3BEa3k

part 2 right here we got sergey live

>>12536213
Sauce

>>12536247
not with that id

>>12536316
God damn he is fat

>>12535644
Checked and linkpilled.

>>12536327
Can't hear shit

this is your average linkbitch

Chad looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his white shirt before Sergey. Very, very disrespectful.

>>12536256
>>12536142

wow its crazy how you were able to make a gif while filming Daniel

>>12536316
>Daniel the disciple
You are doing incredible work but we need you to get in deeper with the team. Put some moves on Adelyn at the mixer after this and then put that pussy to sleep. Further instructions to follow.

>>12536313
>angel investors
More like regular investors. Docusign wants decentralized oracles to work. It costs them nothing to co-host an event. ChainLink proved they're the closest to getting a solution out so DocuSign hosted an event with them to give them enough credit to get more investors.

>t. IBM IP shill
This is how high level companies do things with startups.

whats the CL discord?

>>12536360
linktwink

>>12536392
Discord sells your logs to the SPLC.

90% of Sergey talking is just blockchain buzzwords. Count the amount of times he says "decentralisation" without unpacking this idea in terms of architecture, political, and logical decentralisation. His terminology is very imprecise and unlikely to do anything but confuse investors.

>>12536360
Ozil?

>>12536008
my night is complete. i didnt want to go to sleep without seeing the blond chick in the first row from the front, pretty cute.

also sergey's ass crack is a good bed time kek to raise the spirits... i think its time for me to.. sleep frens.... good night.

>>12536420
was thinking the same thing. He was giving examples while continuously saying generic terms that would've been confusing for someone new to the idea and may have just caused people to walk away more confused than enlightened.

>>12536396
>SPLC
?

odds that pajeet is about to upload a picture of him with sergey for his shitcoin?

>>12536452
100% he will claim currycoin has partnered with LINK

Fuck the sound always sucks

>>12535598
Its a list of partnerships

>>12536449
Southern Poverty Law Center, they're a fake NGO and if you follow their twitter or any lawsuits, they have nothing to do with poverty in the south. Their entire purpose is to keep logs of everything you say/do so if you ever become a problem to anyone important. If you do, then that person will pay the SPLC to take anything out of context in what you said five years ago and accuse you of a hate crime. CNN posts the SPLC and ADL as their main sources of who is evil, what is racist, and what is a "dogwhistle". SPLC and ADL are the two orgs that determined pepe is a nazi hate symbol, officially. Giving universities the power to punish over using it.

>>12536487
Jesus all they do is sue people and "expose" "hate" groups, what a worthless business to society

>>12536487
Besides discord where else do they get their info?

>>12536336
Actually fatter than some of the meme edit pictures.

>>12536518
ZOG knows everything. Don't bother worrying about it.

Buying his Marines a beer!

The CEO of blockfolio was there talking to sergey on stream

>>12536508
The kicker is since they pretend to be a black-people-charity, when someone pays them to destroy someone they can write it off on their taxes as a donation. The level of evil the SPLC exudes is almost comical.

g o on the site LMFAO

Daniel you better make a fucking trip after this

HIS PHONE IS DIEING GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY

Daniel looks like he cries a lot

>>12536570
He smells nice though

senpai fucking hates us

>I don’t know
>I don’t know sorry ask Thomas
I am actually going to sell now

>two final questions

Thanks for streaming this
People behind the camera need to STFU!!!! Hypothetical token prices when pertinent questions are being asked to Sergey is incredibly irritating
Deflecting questions to Tom, "I don't know to a lot of important node questions' - This was a bit embarrassing. Bearish.

Sergey need beer

>>12536587
Chainlink Thomas knows.

the lights are turning off and this nigga is holding senpai hostage asking unlimited final questions

>is it still streaming
NDAs confirmed

Dan the second you turn that stream off he WILL eat you alive

I appreciate it, Daniel. You're the fucking man

>>12536594
Tbf Tom is a very knowledgeable guy. Dude has answers for everything.

>>12536600
what happened? my fucking stream lagged right as sergey started talking.

>>12536600
kek

Hold Tight

>>12536617
>i'm clawing to start a node.
Jew claws confirmed. We have confirmatiom! Chosen Tom is Chosen.

>>12536619
Daniel started asking him technical questions about running a node and Sergey literally had no answers (even said as much). Sergey told Daniel to ask Tom because he would know

Thank you Dan and thank you Sergey! Looking forward to the follow up post. Include me in the screencap!

>>12536619
Sergey slammed the camera out of our guys hand and yelled like a maniac. It was unironically scary. I'm afraid all this chainlink stuff is too stressful for sergey.

>>12536639
rolling

>>12536662
roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aMDceawZwE

dan's band from a decade ago

>>12536635
Was quite disconcerting. We thought his was being selectively mute due to NDAs etc but the technical lack of knowledge or at least the inability to articulate a comprehensible answer from the front man is worrying.

>>12536672
Dan has lived quite an exciting life. His apartment looks rather nice as well!

>>12536635
no he had answers they just weren't ones he was willing to give because of NDAs

>>12536674
> J3W

Don’t fall for his tricks

>>12536674
he didn't fail to articulate technical knowledge, all he said was shit like "i really can't say at this point" to the questions of: will individuals or large groups run nodes? and how many nodes will there be on launch?

he said these things because of an obvious gag order

Daniel looks fucking familiar. Dan did you deliver pizza in Central Florida

Anyone have a link to another stream with better audio? Beyond being there with a phone can you stream fucks invest in some decent audio equipment.

>>12536674

Disconcerting my ass, he spoke like a manager of multimillion dollar project that doesn't want his carefully monitored words to bite him in the ass.

go buy OMG if you need heaps of bullshit

>>12536725

It's you shitty laptop speakers retard... My audio was pristine.

>>12536718
he looks like joe dirt

>>12536740
The speech was fine I listened to it with my amp and floor speakers; I'm talking about the questions during the mingling part at the end. You know, where all the chads pushed Dan out of their circle.

>>12536674
>that ID

>read about link
>oh it's a intermediary for shit that are decades from consumer adoption
>btw its open source
>doesnt stop existing banking institutions copying the technology
>which are actually backed by something

so let me get this straight, people actually paid money for this and holding on to this?

yikes.

Link calling for developers during a bear market while the other shitcoins are laying people off is bullish af though

>>12535659
underrated filename kek

>>12536778
based. I cant believe this many idiots fell for the meme. 12 cents eoy.

>>12536718

>>12536763
>all the chads pushed Dan out of their circle
Kek

>>12536780
They are going to need more grunt devs to write custom chain links to kick things off

>>12536780
Delusional. The potential '4th industrial revolution' should not need to advertise for staff in a small fireside chat. Should have really got the company structure relatively nailed before promoting it. Something feels really odd about all of this.

>>12536737
>Confirmation bias
Dude. A multimillion dollar project that needed to advertise at a small fireside chat for integral staff. Think objectively is all I am saying.

>>12536368

top lol

>>12537015
Informally asking for assistance means that they are going to become bigger than they thought. Plus they have already been hiring from the community. Asking for a product manager is bullish because it means they have a product that needs more intensive management.

>>12537061
Absolutely in awe of the mental gymnastic linkies can pull off.

What we did learn:
>In talks with "big insurance companies"
>Derivative market worth $1.2 quadrillion will use chainlink
>by end of this year Derivatives, insurance, and shipping will all use chainlink

>>12535546
>mfw that guy appeared on screen while kissing muh gf

>>12537142
post more of her booty pls fren

>>12537140
Wasn’t the greatest but , this wasn’t for the retail investors. Today sergey was put over by a major player. Big players now have the signal that this project is legit.

i went all in link at .44 cents just maket sold my stack ,

im very disappointed with sergays presentation.


im gonna stay off /biz/ for a while

>>12537045
They weren't advertising for retail investors. Are you actually this dumb or are you just larping as an idiot?

>>12536015
I'm with ya bro. Invested in December into many coins, consolidated the gains into REQ and HST, and went all-in LINK since April. I got some -98% holds on some buys, I got rekt so hard also in the -70% region. Now I'm almost break even.

>we got cool tech
>dunno how to package it
>dunno how to sell it
>so basically it's monkey

do i have this right?

Deriatives market
Bullish af

>>12535494
my pictureeee!!
I'm proud!

>>12536064
I market sold 50k LINK last week with no ragrets. I've watched LINK bounce between .20-.50 cents so many times was just too nervous to swing trade. The patterns are clear. I'll buy back around 30 cents in a few weeks.

Also Sergey strongly hinted that the derivatives markets would be a good candidate for early adoption. Fuck SWIFT legacy payments.

You know like the high finance dudes that make ridiculous prop bets worth trillions.

Assblaster may be real.