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STOMPS HIS FEET

Ok I'm familiar with the blinders and the new cringe forced meme mouth gag thing but how does the VR headset fit in?

3/10 shit meme

>>12528733
God you are dense. So obviously while he is doing his customer support calls or marketing calls the VR shows him a image of some virtual qt to stimulate his neurosystem. Effectivly lowering resistance to the system.

>>12528733
u fcking dmbass
>>12528801

>>12528733
seething

>>12528733
OH my lord, are there really people this stupid on here

>>12528733
ragie wagie spotted

>>12528733
I really hope this is bait cause this comment is really fucking retarded lmao almost as if its coming from a roastie's mouth.

>>12528675
HADN'T IT BEEN FOR COTTON EYED JOE

>>12528675
Haha that's a fucking nightmare. Remove the binders though. They serve no purpose

>>12528675
>>12528733
Hi Wojak. According to your Humanyze data your productivity has improved 4% since we commenced the Blox Vox program! However, while we have optimized your visual and auditory inputs, your olfactory senses remain unaddressed. Here, take this. I expect a report this afternoon. Keep up the great work!

>>12528733
shit meme indeed, 4.1/10 imo

I just got a fantastic idea to improve the wagies productivity substansially.
Hook his wiener up to a electric fleshlight, and everytime he place a box the right place he will get one suck from the fleshlight. If he manages to go 25% over his productivity target for the day, the next boxes will give 2 sucks and 1 tugg.

>>12528733
>This amazon fulfillment center shift supervisor assistant
kek

>>12528675

BIZNACOCCI IS BACK BABY!!

>>12528733

Everyone, laugh at this pathetic wagie.

>>12528801
The VR shows his angry boss lecturing about corporate ethics and the only way to make it stop for a few minutes is to finish a call and get a positive customer feedback rating.

>>12528733
https://youtu.be/7owB0eug7IQ

>meme

This is your future you pathetic wagie

>>12528733

>meme

This is your future, you pathetic wagie

https://youtu.be/7owB0eug7IQ

Anon, please keep your eyes of the girls. It's not like you even had a chance.

>>12529096

Fucking kek.

>>12528675
are the things on the sides of wojacks head a real product too?

>tfw you're starting to realize that peasant's working in the 10th century had more more dignity than workers today

>>12529096
HAHAHAHAAHA it gets better every day.

God, it's good to be a NEET.

>>12529863

You know you're going to get old and literally be the bottom layer of what is respectable for a human being right? Being a NEET may be fun while you're still riding the health of your youth and luxuriating in your narcissism, but you're most likely just going to blow your brain out in your 30's when you realize you don't get to hit reset on your life

>>12529927
>t. projecting wage slave

>>12529927

Neets now have more dignity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7owB0eug7IQ

>>12529096
Love it

>>12528675
Get back to your call stinky pajeet!

>>12528675
IOI Loyalty centers are now open for business

>>12530077
Now what can we make them wear to block the smell

>>12529927
Cope. Being a neet means you don't work or study but it doesn't mean you stop making money. There many ways to make money in the internet for a passive income

>>12530208

post bank account or gtfo

>>12528733
wagie wagie back in cagie

>>12530098
Just keep them all in the same area and never get near them. Containing the smell is literally impossible.

>>12529927
Do us all a favor and blow your brains out today coping pathetic slave.

Should I just kill myself now? Our company just fell for the culture meme too.

>>12529927
So you are a wagecuck and somehow that's better. Kek man

>>12529096
kek

>>12529927
The alternative is far worse.
Really, the best option is to NEET while building a business.

>>12529783
Peasants had like every other day off on average and they couldn't work before or after daylight or during rainstorms. Dozens of festivals and feasts annually, strong sense of purpose and community. Sure they died at 40 but at least they were truly alive while they lived.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6615261/31st-passenger-forces-stewardess-wipe-bottom-long-flight-Los-Angeles-Taiwan.html

dont forget to WIPE MY FUCKING ASS FAGGOT WAGIES

THATS RIGHT, GET NICE AND DEEP IN MY ASS
>*SHARTS*
THATS RIGHT, YOU WANNA TAKE A SNIFF?
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
OHH YES PLEASE PUT THOSE SMALL ASIAN HANDS DEEP IN MY BUTTHOLE
>PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT
>SHOOTS LIQUID DIAHREA

>>12530827
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6615261/31st-passenger-forces-stewardess-wipe-bottom-long-flight-Los-Angeles-Taiwan.html
He seems like an honest bloke. Fair play to him.

>>12529927
>if you don't work you are not useful to society
Do you really think we are all as stupid as you are ? Some of us know how the economy works and how useless 80% percent of the jobs are. You can improve society more just by cruising the street and smiling randomly, or doing research on your own, or volunteering, than by being a fucking wage slave stuck in a jungle office, which is basically a secondary school with people having an affair with everyone and throwing gossip behind your back. Die, scum. Capitalism and materialism got the best out of you. The whole idea of neet is not working for the sake of working like a rat

>>12528675

>>12530827
Imagine the person behind the screen writing this.

just applied for a management position at an amazon wagie factory. what am I in for lads?

>>12530807
fake news about dying at 40. the average lifetime of a peasant was ~70 years. so it was unironically healthier to be born 800 years ago than be a burger

>>12529408
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>12531226
my aunt died at 56 of cancer from stress, so much for "le longer lifespan" meme

>>12529927

>BE A SLAVE LIKE ME, THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE GUYS

>>12529096
would be perfect without the blinders. they aren't needed with the VR headset and it makes you unable to see the earbuds

>>12530807
Peasants also had pretty healthy diets, and mostly ate things which we'd consider nowadays to be luxuries.

>>12529096

>>12531776
they literally ate bread , fish and berries

>>12531868
>non nutrient depleated wheat and berries
>non mercury infested fish
sounds more comfy desu

>>12531868
depends on the specific time period and location. for example, irish people used to eat fish that is today considered incredibly fancy and rare off the coast. modern locals are forbidden to catch them today. London locals used to eat eel fished from the Thames. all vegtables and grains were produced locally and without pesticides or genetically modified. no plastics and sugar in everything they ate. list goes on.

>>12528675
>>12529096
love the wagie memes just as everyone, but this is just too much. no company would buy so much shit just for one wagie.

>>12529585
beautiful

>>12531776
lot of that is due to the choice people make. also healthy food is quite affordable in the first world.

>>12530807
Having done real hard manual labor in my life, it's really not that bad and i'd take that any day over working in an office ever again.

>>12531402
Scientist reporting in. I get monthly magazines from these niggas to my door, but here is an article.

https://www.biotechniques.com/bioinformatics-computational-biology/x-y-dead-the-decreasing-life-expectancy-of-younger-generations/

>>12531868
>natural bread
>pesticide/toxin free berries
>fish from unpolluted waters

top that off with higher test levels, no poisonous BPA/xenoestrogens leaking everywhere and their diet would be better than most people's today

>>12530807
>Sure they died at 40 but

>>12532075
>old times bad
>new times good