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Pic related the qt that had to wipe his shit

>The stewardess, named only as her last name of Kuo, who was also Chief Purser on the flight, said in a press conference that her crew helped to pull down the passenger's pants and wipe his backside after he finished relieving himself.

>daily mail

>>12522971
>hiring male cabin staff
>this would have been fine if the flight attendant was male

>>12522991
I want to cuddle her.

>>12523028
We deserve it bro, its our duty to wipe that booty.

Rofl, its our payback for our toxic masculinity, and oppressive nature to wipe all nasty fat asses until the balance is restored to full equality.

>>12522991
>ywn have an azn qt 3.14 caress your shit stained cheeks as you speed through the sky at 300mph and 30k feet above ground

>>12522971
Wow, Sergey has really let himself go.

>>12523016
>it never happened because it was on the daily mail

>>12523118
Only sois and women read the dailymale

>>12522991

she is very kawaii

>>12522971
Based

>>12522991
QT

>wagies

>The flight attendant said the large customer, who is thought to be American

>>12523723
kek

>>12522971
they should have locked him in the restroom and arrested him upon landing

>>12522971
Imagine being such a chad that you make others wipe your ass.

>>12522971
That's a wizard if'n ever I seen one.

>>12523028
>>12523054
Thats right goyim- I mean boys. Only men should have to do the dirty work. Your hands should stay covered in shit so hers can stay nice and pretty! Stand with Mike Rowe, take the S.W.E.A.T pledge and be thankful you can wipe the shit from that fat mans arse!

>I WANT IT NICE AN CLEAN, WAGIE
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
>OOPS DON'T MIND ME, WAGIE, JUST DIGESTING THAT TASTY AIRLINE FOOD
*PFFFFFFFFFT*
>OH, YOU WANT A TASTE?
*SHARTS*
>DO YOU WANT A COKE WITH THAT?
*SPRAYS LIQUID DIARRHEA*

>>12524499
Fucking KEK

First there was the wage cage

Then there was officecuck blinders

Now, were introducing WAGIE WIPES. The ideal wipes for rubbing the semen, shit, piss, and old doritos bags from based 500lb boomer sex tourists

Get your wagie wipes today!

>>12524499
>>12524550

kek

>>12524441
Mana must be flowing after all that depravity

>>12522971

So this is the power of America

>>12524499
Why did I just read this in Fat Bastard's voice

>"Kuo said the attendant repeated the action three times before leaving, at which point the passenger said: 'You can pull my pants back up now."
>forced to rub some fat American's asshole and prostate 3 times
>no compensation other than a 430lb man's wheezing moans

>"EVA Air, which only employees female cabin crew"
>"EVA Air, which only employees female cabin crew"

This was planned. Amerisharting has gone global.

This is peak USA

why do i even come on /biz/ any more I can predict the threads that will be on here

Based American passenger!

>>12523054
People of size is the preferred nomenclature friend.
Not good, not good.

>>12525514
if you spend enough time on /biz/, this is where you will end up sooner or later. welcome.
from here, you can enjoy a quality thread once every few days/weeks and hone your shitposting skills

When are we literally killing obese fucks on sight? We should do it for sport, hunting has been a hobby for several centuries now after all

>>12522971
Sounds like a neet chad

>>12524851
because you're old.

>>12523118
>it happened because it was in the daily mail

Huuur

>>12522991
Based amerilard humiliating the cute Asian girl

>>12522971
I knew he was British 3 words in.

YOU GET WHAT YOU BRAP FOR.

WAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

Holy shit, fat white American guy takes advantage of meek, submissive Asian female flight attendants.

But man that guy would have followed through with the threat of relieving himself if they didn't help him.

but seriously, we need to pass a law where if you're above 300 lbs we give you lethal injection. I am more pissed off that this guy was on the plane in the first place than the fact that he has to resort to such tactics to get a woman to touch him (that could have just been assumed without the behavior, by his appearance). He probably only had to buy one seat. We could fix so many problems with the world if we just killed on site anyone above 300 lbs (exceptions could be made if it were under a certain percentage body fat i.e. a professional athlete or really tall person). I even bet that if we voted on this (excluding the obese obviously) that it would be passed democratically no problem. everyone hates fat people and we need to put them all out of their misery for our own good and for the safety of our children and grandchildren. melt them down and we can power the entire electric grid on whale oil peakers for the next decade.

HOLY BASED

>>12522971
Based representation from the land of the whales.

he made ameriga big again