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Is bikini coffee a business that is controlled by the mafia or gangs in the major metros?

>> No.12513068

fuck I want her to shit in my mouth

>> No.12513081
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>>12513068

>> No.12513101

>>12512811
thumbnail makes her hair look like a mustache.

>> No.12513106

>wanting some roastie to fart in your coffee and drip Chad's wad into your milk

>> No.12513117

>>12513106
And this is bad why? If it doesn't hurt anyone I see no problem with it.

>> No.12513126

I would not feel comfortable in knowing some thot might have gotten hair in my chocolate caramel macchiato

>> No.12513129

>>12513117
It hurts us all by degrading our society.

>> No.12513241

>>12513126
Pubic hair? Not a problem since she has none.

>> No.12513261
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>>12512811
when adult latte and tax prep with full release

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>>12513129
>society

>> No.12513327

>>12512811
pfffftt.... sniffffff

I doubt it. Why don't you start one and find out?

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yum

>> No.12513361

>>12513327
I’m doing my research in consideration. I read somewhere that Asian gangs control some areas.

>> No.12513371

>>12512811
Do they sell bottled braps?

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>>12512811

>> No.12513460

>>12513371
I've heard rumor that the brappuccino is made with real braps.

>> No.12513545

>>12513129
How?

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>>12513460
Nice I love to sip and sniff

>> No.12513568

holy fuck, I just got the greatest business idea of all time

Marijuana bikini coffee shop!

Basically a amsterdam-style coffee shop for people to buy weed, get served up joints/bongs/blunts/whatever. Plus coffee and pastries. Plus weed infused coffees

And all the baristas would wear bikinis. Holy shit that would bring so much revnue

Only downside is Id need a weed license and a food license. Not sure if thats legal in california

>> No.12513577

>>12513545
I don't know man, I'm just shitposting. Didn't think about it.

>> No.12513589

>>12513568
"hello is this the DEA? yea i got your guy right here"

>> No.12513593

>>12513589
>DEA
>caring about weed

What is this, 1999?

>> No.12513658

>>12513577
based

>> No.12513689

>>12513101
kek I thought it was sam hyde's face from that MDE sketch about the fertility clinic shopped in. needless to say I was disappointed when I opened it and it was just a run of the mill drive through braphog

>> No.12513699

>>12513126
>chocolate caramel macchiato

holy fuck americans

>> No.12514057

>>12513689
You were disappointed this brapper was not attached to a guy? I'm very disappointed, anon.

>> No.12514301

Imagine paying 2x the normal amount for a poorly made cup of coffee just so you can look at a girl in a bikini for and have a 30second interaction while you tell her your order. When did men become such humongous faggots lmao

>> No.12514324

>>12514301
Some of them double as escorts. The drive through is just a good way to check out the goods.

>> No.12514333

Who is this whore? I have like 70 images and no source

>> No.12514346

>>12512811
I've never seen or heard about it anywhere but online so it's not in middle sized cities

>> No.12514664

>>12513568

Love this idea and I’m in Cali too. Let’s do it. Orange County. Put an email here.

>> No.12515253

>>12514346
I know someone who wanted to open a strip club in SF a while back. He says they bailed on the idea after finding out the mafia was in on it.

>> No.12515271

>>12514664

You're probably better off trying that in Nevada I would imagine.

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>>12512811
>>12513556

>> No.12515347

anyone remember the webm where the girls twerk in the car and a bit of splooge flies out one of their vaginas?

now imagine that making your coffee. Chad's wad dripping onto your food and drink

>> No.12515384

>>12515347
I need the link to this.

>> No.12515400

>>12513261
holy fuck krugman
kek

>> No.12515414

>>12512811
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lik6Z0pXWS

>> No.12515512

Look at those green candles. Long xrp and bitcoin. Etf is approved and we are nooning. Go long and buy the bull run. Lambo

>> No.12515531

where can I find these bikini coffee shops

>> No.12515663

>>12515531

Seattle metro area. I remember a couple being around when I was a kid so I thought they were sort of normal, but I guess not many other places have them. They're more widespread now than they used to be here though, never been much of a fan of these places. If you want a girl like that just go to the strip club so you can at least touch her.

>> No.12516453

>>12515663
Cafe Lu in the San Jose, CA area is one of the older and more famous that I’m aware of.

If you think about it, these types of places are not really that new. Hooters has been around forever, but by modern standards the joint is gross and their outfits are stupid looking.

>> No.12516523

>>12516453

These are just drive thru places posted on /biz/, and the types that are around here. A big advantage they have is not being tied to retail space, they can just plop down an outhouse with a coffee machine in it anywhere there's a busy road. Putting strippers in them is also a big draw, especially since there's usually only one car parked there so dudes passing by know who's working that day. It's a bizarre business but I guess enough people like it.

>> No.12516793

>>12513261
>NYT
>anti trump
>crypto-skeptic
LMFAO this kike is either fucking retarded or he is the biggest shill on this planet

>> No.12516923

what a big juicy brapper. I just wanna punch it really hard while she tenses up the muscles to see what it's truly made of.

>> No.12516928

>>12515663
>go to the strip club so you can at least touch her.
delusional. you're still a fincuck.