/biz/ - Business & Finance

Post some hot tips and tricks of the trade anon.

>>12500439
>buy land
>buy a few elephants
>breed them
>infinite money

>>12500479
>It literally takes 2 years for a pregnant elephant to give birth.
>How can we speed this up like in the farm industry ?

>>12500497
artificial elephant wombs

>>12500508
We are literally going to make it Anon if we can get enough of these.
Imagine a farm where mammoths are grown in an artificial womb fed steroids then have their tusks harvested for gains.

How can we short this ?

>>12500439
this is why I came to /biz/, actually good business idea

>>12500539
>TFW when you're only 11 or 12 elephant kills away from making it.
How do we do it ?

>>12500479
lmfao

>>12500439
This just might fucking work

>>12500439

i know this is 4chan and all but kill yourself

>>12500550
So what about rhinos, are they better investment than elephants?

>>12500554
Tagua nuts block your path

>>12500535
sounds good. we can genetically engineer them to grow giant tusks which just fall out

Can you grow ivory with elephant stem cells?

>>12500566
oh, fuck off

>>12500439
Alright, I'm intrigued. Could you make it more ethical on taking away their tusks for profit, by giving them artificial tusks or regenerative tusks? Is this plausible?

>>12500581
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/12/making-rhino-horns-from-stem-cells/384039/

>>12500583

make me bro say that shit to my face not online see what happens

>>12500508
>>12500535
not hunting the mammoth ivory NOW before they are cloned and mammoth ivory devalues:
https://www.rferl.org/a/the-mammoth-pirates/27939865.html

>>12500566
Fuck off my 4channel and never come back moralfag

>tfw you put down an entire family of elephants with your .303
Gonna make it bros, I'll see you all in lamboland.

>>12500479

if farming elephants for their tusks was profitable, chinks would have already been doing it long ago

>>12500439
all poachers are parasites

>>12500439
Former elephant poacher here. Do not do this if you have an evolved brain. I’ll never shed the nightmares and guilt. The guys that I did this with were basically apes with distorted emotions, they laughed and got a sick joy out of watching intelligent animals suffer horribly. They would saw the tusks off without even fully killing the elephant. I literally often think of killing myself, the money is more of a burden than a gift.

>>12500439
>Elephants have 2 tusks
You need 6 elephant kills to make it
Not 12

>thread about how profit off of women, a legitimate target demographic
>gets deleted
>thread with tips on how to illegally poach animals
>up for hours and counting
Stay classy you piece of shit mods.

>>12500439
ehh...sure but you would have to go to africa...

Ivory is fucking stupid

Next you're going to tell me we are going to collect shiny rocks out of the ground and call them precious

fucking mongs

>>12501057
Pic of the aftermath btw, the babies didn't have any tusks but were quite entertaining to shoot regardless. 6 tusks in total, big green candles for my portfolio, put it all in LINK.

>>12501248
Trump lifted the ban anon it's no longer illegal.

>>12500439
I value elephants more than 99% of people. Unironically kys.

>>12501148
Post pics or it didn't happen.

>>12500439
You'll get horrifically fucked up in the afterlife or your next life.

>>12501373
This
I am triggered though so well done.

>>12500866
>>12500583

Iol who hurt you?


>>12501119
pretty solid point

>>12501148
The only path to retribution is to go back over and kill them. You would know better than anyone you larper.

>>12500439

I prefer being poor, or worse, a REQ bagholder, than kill my elephant bro

>>12500439
sustainable business model...extinction up ATH, brainlets everyone

>>12500497
>people who buy it are dumb ultra rich pseudo collectors
Use a water cutter to saw through layers of tusk. Make multiple tusk shells. Fill them with equivalent weight cheap material. Seal tusk. More tusk and buck. Idiot fucks won't be able to tell the difference.

>>12500439
Nobody will even bother with removing 7.63x39 and .308 caliber rounds from your lifeless body when you get hit by local special operators hunting porchers in the area.

>>12500439
You can also mine ivory in some regions of Russia.

elephants are too smart to kill

it is morally wrong to kill something with a high level conscience

>>12500439
I cannot express how much I hate niggers

>>12501858
Hate niggers all you want but it is the chinks driving demand for this barbaric practice. Niggers just get stuck with all of the risk and dirty work.

>Watch humans get killed
>Don't even flinch
>See some elephants get hunted
>Start crying and screaming

Just like the faggots on LiveLeak. You cunts deserve to end up like these elephants.

based and tuskpilled

>>12501926
I bet you support bullfighting too you sick fuck.

>>12501752
and it is fucking based, look at the photos in this link >>12500764

>>12501961
Bulls need more rights!

phuck this gay earth

idk if i could kill an elephant. they are beautiful creatures. id rather sell heroin the chances of you getting shot by a game ranger or getting eaten by wildlife is lower

I would kill op before killing an elephant

>>12500439
I would literally execute you on site given the opportunity. All poachers deserve torture and death, no exceptions.

>>12500566
New intensifies

>>12500439
>Take enormous risks to get a hot product
>Think you're going to make it
>Get murdered by your buyer who takes your stuff since they have no moral qualms either

if they made ivory legal, and sourced it from elephants in zoos, sanctuaries, and from dead ones found in the wild. the price would collapse and then the motivation for the poachers

>>12500535
the price of ivory would plummit!

>>12501961
Unironically I do. Saw one in Spain once, was great fun. Are you a soccer mom or something?

>>12502242
>kill buyer
>no more revenue

wouldn't it be easier to poach niggers? they're everywhere. you can put them to work, or use them as animal feed.

>>12500439

I'm trying to make a million dollars quickly.

Do you think its possible to sneak into a zoo with a sawzall a few times and steal their tusks while they're sleeping?

>>12502296
you didnt think he brought any money with him did you?

>>12502257
Yes because there was no trade in Ivory until it became illegal

>>12501926
The difference is human beings are pieces of shit.

>>12502385
stupid. look at how much revenue marijuana is generating for the states that have made it legal. i am advocating doing the same thing with ivory and ivory products. have fair trade ivory available, what would be the motivation for the poachers still facing incredibly high prison sentences or even death to make significantly less money than before.

>>12502412
yeah, if we made everything illegal legal there would be no crimes

>>12502437
trolling this hard or an actual retard cant tell

>>12502321

>>12500439
Why are males so cruel?

>>12500566
Fuck off, Lefty.

>>12501824
We kill pigs all the time why do elephants get a free pass ? Because they are cute ? Pigs are just puppers with curly tails

>>12500439
i wonder what elephant meat tastes like... looks good desu

>>12502533
How do you know the elephant was Male ?
the asian elephants differ from African I do not know if this one was asian or african

>>12500439
Fuck you OP, kys

>>12500439
> wanna trade tusks
> go to africa
> get malaria
> get shot by nignogs
> get stomped by elefant
u doin it rong
instead
> get a water pump
> go far north
> find a frozen swamp
> hose that shit up until u see mammoth skeletons

>>12501248
Fuck jannies

>>12502675

What is worst ? Siberians or Nogs ?
How do I short the Siberians ?

>>12502755
If you see people around, you gotta go somewhere more distant.

>>12502779
Watching the Siberian digs now Anon
Apparently they dig them up in Michigan too but University fags want to do "Research"

>>12501295

how much did that cost you?

>>12500439
kys

>>12503279

>>12501148
>The guys that I did this with were basically apes with distorted emotions,
Even if this is larping, you are not wrong.
I mean we are talking about black people.

>>12503338
>Black
>People

>>12501298
Didn't he lift the ban on trophy hunting, not fucking poaching?

>>12500439
Look anon I am not going to say I like this idea but I'll give you a more ethic solution that may also not give you as many problems with the rangers and the CITES authorities as yours
>A license to hunt an elephant is around 45K dollars
>Specimens are often selected so that the kill doesn't affect that much the population and even benefits it, normally they go for old males because they prevent the youngsters to fuck.
>Old males normally means bigger tusks as well
>Bigger tusks more money
>Just with a tusk alone you could make what the license costed you and even more.According to your own calculations
Best part is that your initial investment goes to fund the efforts to protect the elephants, and thus your product, from being poached into extinction.

>>12503507
Its literally like owning a printing Press?
Can I sell the meat or does that have to be given to starving africans anon ?

>>12503654
'
you can sell it. elephants are hunted as much for their meat as their tusks

>>12503757
No wonder these things are hunted to near extinction. The problem is they do not reproduce fast enough to keep up with the demand.
They are literally like owning a Mint

>>12500479
do you know how much an elephant shits?

>>12503654
Kinda, but instead of getting thousands and thousands of your product each day you have to be careful and get it slowly. It's shitty, but it's better than having nothing at all.
Every biodiversity related resource has the potential to become renewable (and thus, offer infinite money) but people are often dumb and go all in without realising that by, for example, killing as much elephants as you can and as soon as possible to get the tusks you are loosing money on the long run.
Fun fact: According to some authors we are wasting untold billions because we manage the environment in a very retarded way..

Fuck animals. The more we kill, the better.

>>12500479
3000 IQ

>>12502794
Well, ye. It is illegal. But there are no cops innawoods

>>12500566
I agree with this anon.
Not enough elephants in the world.
Planty of shitposters though.

Why not just harvest the organs of shitposters? You'll have an endless supply and be doing the world a service, rather than exterminating a majestic species

>>12504183

>implying neets aren't majestic

>>12504183
>this will make for a great thread tomorrow Anon
>How can I short the chinese organ market ?

>>12504193
He's not going to make it

>>12502675
I want to live to see a cloned mammoth. Once that happens, feel free to harvest mammoth remains all you want, but let the world have their one great success in reviving an extinct species first.

>>12504262
Kek
We will have to breed quite a few of these majestic animals before we can harvest their white gold

>>12504103

i like animals but certain ones need to go. great white sharks for example. they are just a giant fish and very dangerous to humans. it's ridiculous that they are a protected species in certain parts. we have an ethical duty to hunt them to extinction.

>>12504324
Tiger sharks and bull sharks are way more dangerous to humans than great whites though.

>>12504364

they can go too. the only thing sharks are good for is snapping someone in half filmed in HD/4K, which WILL happen given people are now diving with these barbaric creatures. but apart from that, eradicate them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLUyjuTcPxI

>>12504398
>Let's remove a top predator that is regulating other species by eating them
>What can go wrong?

>>12504398
wow. people on this board are really retarded. I literally doubt you have over 90IQ. Great white sharks killed about 70 people in recorded history. Chicken killed much more people. Light bulbs killed more people. Toilet paper killed more people. Please try to not reproduce.

>>12500579
Nah. Needs to be freshly killed tusk. Chinks won't buy your knockoff engineered tusks the murder is what gives it value.

>>12504504
>Great white sharks killed about 70 people in recorded history

as i said in my last post, i would not limit the destruction to just great whites. sharks have killed thousands throughout history. nice use of selective stats there. chickens, light bulbs, toilet paper are all necessary and improve our quality of life. similarly our lives would be improved if we could enjoy the ocean with having to deal with these monstrosities.

>>12501401
>afterlife
This board is 18+

>>12504547
>sharks have killed thousands throughout history
This is the only thing you said that is true.
Tell me how is light bulb necessary. Tell me how it improves your life in comparsion with LED light. On the other side sharks are really necessary for ecosystem.

People like you are fucking our planet up. And I don't mean wanting to kill sharks or any other species. I mean you are fucking the planet by stupidity.

>>12500439
I'd trade your life for this elephant.

Imagine being a zoomer and having to live on the planet we completely fucked up LOL

>>12504604

it's people like you that are the problem actually. we have no moral obligation towards sharks. they are lowly creatures that do humans harm and cause humans unhappiness. i want to put the lives on humans over the lives of a big fish, that's all.

>>12504716

(i switched to mobile btw)

>>12504324
Elephants kill much, much more people than sharks do.

>>12501400
I actually do have a lot of pics. Do you really want me to post them? They’re disturbing.

>>12505017

save that for /b/

>>12500479
This seems like a logical step up from my shrimp farming. Thanks anon!

>>12500439
I hope you get arrested and beaten up.

Serious question, why do they have to kill the elephants to get the tusks? Why not use severe tranqualizers and cut the tusks off?

>>12505858
Because niggers

>>12500439
HOW THE FUCK do you have the licence to get a land and put elephant on it?
ANother question: with genetic ingeneery don't you think that ivory will be simply made in lab without growing and killing elephants?

>>12505858
That would hurt the elephant
>>12505820
>He Gets It

>>12506351
We need to wipe out the niggers once and for all.

>>12500566
>>12504183
An hero moralfags

>>12505858
It's easier, cheaper and safer to just kill the elephant.
They already have guns anyway.
>Whelp the tranquilizer didn't work guess we'll all fucking die no by this giant beast

>>12500550
you know what they do to poachers in Africa right? they are usually shot on sight.

>>12501636
Get shot at by triad gangs

>>12500439
Ivory trading is illegal in my country. Also KYS!

>>12505820
based and shrimpilled

>>12500439

>>12508536
You're still allowed to bring home an Elephant Head
See video below

Based Trump lifting the ban

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BIEF1z4qQ8

>>12500439
nignog tier hustle
no wonder africa is a complete shithole that just keeps getting worse

>>12508665
>from Zimbabwe
>Trusting that they will use the permit money for conservation
They are in so deep shit that they would even sell their mothers to get one of those trillion dollar bills that are worth absolutely nothing. All thanks to the brilliant Mugabe.
Also if they don't want white farmers, they shouldn't want white money either.

>>12508665

You’re still not allowed to poach endangered species in the US

I’ve sent screenshots of this thread to multiple 4channel advertisers

Eat shit jannies

>>12508597
topkek

Good news Anons
It seems that this couple who smuggled $25,000 dollars worth of Ivory into the USA where only given a 500 dollar fine and had their White Gold confiscated.

https://thepointsguy.com/news/smuggle-ivory-into-us-500-fine/

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