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Haha what if sailor moon got fudged sensless on a pile of money by Bobo next to a fireplace that had a decapitated Bull's head hanging on the mantle? edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started (RIP John)

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

past life of /smg/:
>>12478365

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

mobile edition

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I didn't buy LCI.

>> No.12482124

>>12482102
Can someone explain this "full moon anxiety" thing. Saw a anon say it would make the market dump.

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>he fell for the bear crash meme

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Let's get at er

>> No.12482131

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

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>LCI breaking even while the market gained 5%

>> No.12482149

>bears have to resort to fantasizing about the opportunity to live vicariously through the successes of a fictional cartoon bear to feel some sense of gratification in their lives

pathetic

>> No.12482153

Why is everything going down at the same time, im scared

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>>12482134

>> No.12482172

Whats going to be the best performing stock of 2019 and why is it LCI?

>> No.12482175

who the FUCK is buying NFLX today

fuck all of you idiots

>> No.12482180

LCI cheapies won't last long fellas. I'm down 40% but have high confidence that I will break even...... buy today!

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get on it. NBR to 9

>> No.12482225

>>12482175
I feel like buying a share just to fuck with you

>> No.12482229

I cant believe Bagholder is really dead

>> No.12482234
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Bull

>> No.12482241

>>12482229
Wait what?

>> No.12482247

>>12482229
eh, I'd give it a 50/50 chance he lived

>> No.12482249

>>12482241
he's in gay heaven now

>> No.12482262

>>12482247
>>12482249
Expand

>> No.12482263

>>12482249
So... Pendulum's house?

>> No.12482269

>>12482262
just read the previous thread
hes either passed out or dead

>> No.12482272

Turtle Beeeaaaaach

>> No.12482287

>>12482262
he got tired of bagholding, bgfv, lci and nak so he finally decided to end it all

>> No.12482293

>>12482269
Mobile posting, someone give me a brief overview? He pound a bottle of 151 like shoenice?

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>>12482229
>>12482247
Bears actually on suicide watch

>> No.12482310

>>12482287
Shame, he was going to make it with NAK they are going to the industry leaders in intergalactic 4th dimension moon mining (pending permits)

>> No.12482312

>>12482293
he wanted to OD on heroin but he probably didn't shoot up the whole thing

>> No.12482333

>>12482229
F
It was pretty obvious that it was going to happen eventually, tho
He's spooning his dead friend in heaven now

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You didnt think we were retesting the bottom did you anon?

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>>12482229
F

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>>12482339
b-but we retested the bottom in the past

m-muh unhealthy market

>> No.12482381

PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN PUMP IT GREEN

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>>12482367
>Bears turned to heroin from the all the Ls

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>-60%

Who else getting motherfucking JUST'd right now?

>> No.12482403

>>12482393
I got JUST this morning on IV but it was a small position

>> No.12482437

>>12482312
I doubt he did it. He is just attention whoring. People who actually want to die stick a gun in their mouth.

>> No.12482443

>>12482403
what did you do?

>> No.12482448

I just don't know what to do boys.

The market is defying me, and as soon as I go bullish I will get annihilated. I know it.

>> No.12482449

Nintendo is looking fucking good

>> No.12482454

>>12482437
not all people want to die the same way, heroin overdose is after all a pretty popular way to die pleasantly

>> No.12482461

Anyone else using ThinkorSwim having their level 2 fuck up on OTC stocks?.. i'm only showing one MM on both bid and ask side..

>> No.12482476

>>12482443
IQ puts at $17.75 that got JUST from the gap up. Going to expire worthless, but it was only a couple hundred. My shares are making it not so bad.

>> No.12482486

>>12482448
If you aren't buying absolute jank speculative shitstocks then it shouldn't matter. Just buy in and average down if it goes down, if it goes up then congrats you made money.

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So the market is being hyped up from whispers. Don't get too far ahead of yourselves, bulls.

The bear is going to come back and rape you in the ass.

>> No.12482499

>>12482461
They only do that to faggots. Your breath must have reaked of cock while you were making your trade. Delete your account

>> No.12482509

>>12482448

Poppa Powell will make everything go down again in March.

>> No.12482515

Never buy weed stocks
Never buy video game stocks
Never buy Chinese stocks

>> No.12482525

>>12482454
Not really. If you're not used to shooting up heroin, you get massive nausea

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>>12482499
that was the most try hard lamest shit i have ever read on here..

>> No.12482530

>>12482495
lmaoooooooooooo

>> No.12482533

>>12482454
Do you know anyone who has actually ODed on opiates? I have heard it is an incredibly unpleasant experience. Obviously only the ones we brought back could say how pleasant it was so maybe thats the problem. But I suspect it is different than if someone is terminal and already in agony before they get pumped full of morphine.

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>>12482515
Atvi is my worst performer. Absolutely raping me.

I kind of hope they get bought out. Even if it's the Chinese.

>> No.12482545

>>12482476
Yikes. Although that's ore of a delta issue than IV.

>> No.12482555

we should let all junkies die desu

if I could get rid of heroin or narcan I'd get rid of narcan

let all junkies die and rot in the ground where they belong

>> No.12482562

>>12482537
Why buy ATVI when they're in fierce competition with EA and Bethesda to be the worst games company in the world?

>> No.12482567

>>12482533
>Do you know anyone who has actually ODed on opiates?
my brother ODed on heroin about 8 years ago... from age 16-18.. about 20 friends/associates died from heroin.. it was like i was going to a funeral every couple weeks.. had a friend pass about a month ago.... can't even put a number on how many people ive known that has died from overdose..... sad really... especially when you think back and go oh hell yeah i remember me and anon used to do this or do that or go here or there... then realize they're gone... its crazy...

>> No.12482575

>>12482495
Let the goyim fall for it

>> No.12482584

>>12482530

Seriously though, look at a long term DOW chart. The dip in December is historically relevant. You'll need to break through 25,800 26,200 and 26,800 for the bull market to resume higher.

>> No.12482585

>>12482515
But Nintendo is keeping me up today

>> No.12482587

>>12482525
wouldn't know, I'm not a junkie

>> No.12482588
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>>12482567
Do you manually type all of those ellipses dot by dot or do you copy paste an ellipsis from the clip board?

>> No.12482594

>>12482567
Lol a whole family of degenerate fags. Lmfao

>> No.12482598

>>12482515
>He didn't buy CGC at sub 30

Loving every laugh my man

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>>12482594
KEK

>> No.12482607

>>12482588
fucking lmao

>> No.12482612
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>>12482584
See you at all time highs

>> No.12482616

>>12482588
kek willy likes em young

>> No.12482618

>>12482588
>Do you manually type all of those ellipses dot by dot
yes...............

>> No.12482634

>>12482567
Are you from the Midwest by any chance?

>> No.12482638

>>12482555
Fentanyl is the druggie grim reaper

>> No.12482642

>>12482495
>>12482575
>>12482584
keep buying our otm puts goys

oy vey

>> No.12482650

>>12482634
California.. why?

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>>12482634
Sounds like the California life to me

>> No.12482656

>>12482638
>>12482555
I have the same attitude towards people who die of drug overdoses as I do people who lose large amounts of money in the stock market
It's unfortunate and sad, but they accepted the risk when they chose to start using
Even though most people use drugs to cope with other issues in their lives, they still have the responsibility to not let it get out of control

>> No.12482661

What's the word lately AMRS?

>> No.12482669

>>12482650
>>12482652
Damn, I guess everywhere has an opium problem. Is that the drug of choice out in degenerate land?

>> No.12482670

>>12482562
They are becoming a casual mobile gaming company. Sticking their butts in the air for a suitor to come in.

>> No.12482673

what a great day :)

>> No.12482681

>>12482661
Be patient
Their new meme 0 calory sugar is supposed to do well

>> No.12482682

>>12482669
the drug of choice here seems to be.... well... drugs....

>> No.12482684

>>12482656
Filtered, just because you're too broke to play with large money doesn't mean everyone else should be. Also, *responsible* drug use is one of the greatest spices of life.

>> No.12482687

How much money is ok to keep on Robinhood.

Once I have 20k should I move to a serious broker? RH is trading against me.

>> No.12482688

>>12482661
You mean the faucet?

>> No.12482694

Rest in peace Baggie :(
But to be honest, he's died before and come back a few months later

>> No.12482698

>>12482682
I always thought cocaine was big out there.

>> No.12482702

>>12482681
Yeah the sugar substitute is the main thing I keep clinging to as well. I'm holding long but haven't been on here in a little bit so I wanted to see how you guys were feeling about it.

>> No.12482703

>>12482669
all the homeless here pretty much replaced Heroin with Spice since its cheap and makes them zone out hardcore. The least lazy still do heroin

>> No.12482709

>>12482688
Huh?

>> No.12482714

>>12482656
Duck you cunt, I hope your parents die

>> No.12482718

>>12482694
He's done this before. Just attention whoring.

>> No.12482724

>>12482714
His parents are already dead lol

>> No.12482728

>>12482698
it is... seems like fucking everyone does cocaine

>>12482709
It's a dilution machine anon.. they are selling you watered down shares...

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>>12482694
rkg has done it 6-7 times in the past year alone

>>12482703
spice is fantastic if you can find it

get higher than on weed while passing every drug test? yes please (even if it doesnt last as long)

weed is better though, if you already have a stable job

and of course, LSD is the GOAT drug, but its far from a daily one

>> No.12482731

>>12482567
Damn, sounds like you are from a shithole part of the country. Junkies that die may or may not have been trying to commit suicide. Most of them that get brought back from being “dead” are either pissed that their high got ruined or talk about it being a miserable experience. Whether that is only from the treatment or not I couldn’t tell you. But alot of people underestimate how awful it can be.

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>>12482714
>Duck you cunt
I agree, though. Pendulum is a ducking cunt.

>> No.12482741

>>12482724
Lmao, at least they don't have to see this disappointment live

>> No.12482746

>>12482729
I would definately not say Spice is fantastic. Every smoke shop here sells under the table, so Ive tried a lot of different types. It feels like.. Crack + LSD + noz but in a bad way lol

>> No.12482747

thingken of continuing to short vxxb into the long weekend lads

talk me out of it

>> No.12482753

>>12482747
I suspect vix futures will hit 16 next week or the week after.

>> No.12482755

>>12482728
meth is the ideal drug, especially when you're looking at 6 charts at the same time...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lad

>> No.12482756

>>12482747
Do it faggot. I'd be short rn if I wasn't on bad goy time-out.

>> No.12482758

>>12482567
Where the fuck do you live?

I only know one person that OD on heroin and he was a friend of a friend from high school, haven't actually seen him in like 10 years. He also abused the fuck out of it for a couple years before finally going overboard.

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>>12482714
>when someone on the internet tells you to duck

>> No.12482765

>>12482702
If it fails
Sell without remorse
But I am willing to give them one more quarter to deliver

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>>12482755
>He doesn't get absolutely stoned before putting on trades

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>>12482733
>>12482760
Duck off
Hehehe

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>>12482756
alright yolo

>> No.12482795

>>12482770
>he wants to be as slovenly and retarded as possible before market open
daaaang, are you shit skinned by chance?

>> No.12482796

>>12482731
>Junkies that die may or may not have been trying to commit suicide.
had a friend write out some song lyrics on his facebook the day before they found him dead... one time this girl sent me a long message on facebook.. saying she needed someone to talk to they found her dead a few days later.. i feel so bad about that one because if i only just responded to her i might have been able to save her life...

>Damn, sounds like you are from a shithole part of the country.
I'm literally from the same place that lil xan is from.. I knew a lot of people like him in high school.. there were A LOT of xannax and oxycontin in high school.. i once found 3 oxycontin 80s on the ground at school which were like $40-$50 a piece at the time. The school that lil xan went to had like a pretty big heroin bust.. i would do drugs with those people back in high school.. everyone was on it.. even athletes... it was crazy

https://www.redlandsdailyfacts.com/2007/03/15/heroin-use-reported-at-high-school/

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>>12482746
the old JWH-018 and its derivatives were amazing when they were still sold

most i find are now shit, the shop that sold the only non shit one just lost their supplier when weed became legal in my state, so ive been forced to be drugfree until i find a job

which just makes it harder to get a job because anxiety
tempted to just get a weed prescription, then telling future employers fuck you when i fail drug tests
but that might be a terrible idea long term, no matter how much it would help day to day life right now

>no one gives a shit if you are an alcoholic, but if you smoked weed once in the past 3 months then you are an unemployable degenerate

i hate modern society

>>12482795
>getting rid of a FOMO mindset before trading is bad

>> No.12482805

>>12482758
see>>12482796

>> No.12482807

>>12482802
Do you get piss tested or something? Jobs always Spit test me and I just use the special Mouthwash from smokeshops since I smoke a gram a day

>> No.12482816

>>12482795
Just from your post I can tell you've never smoked weed. Probably haven't done any meth either. I see you have niggers on the brain as well. Makes sense that you'd buy MNGA. You're like 10 different levels of retarded.

>> No.12482828

>>12482805
I hope your state sinks into the ocean, it'd make the world a better place.

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>> No.12482838

>>12482828
it's a beautiful state.. just a lot of shit that kills it.. mainly mexicans and blacks... and.. well.. mexicans and blacks...

>> No.12482841

>>12482816
I scalped MNGA twice today....fuck are you on about?
Don't get mad at me because you only use options to make money and stress yourself out lol
I have no stress, I buy my penny stocks and wait for good news and when the news arrives I take out my scalpel and get to work
ZERO STRESS

>> No.12482842

>>12482828
Only the southern half

Wine country and above is beautiful and wholesome lol

>> No.12482851

>>12482831
Exactly, winners don't use drugs. Champions do.

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>>12482807
depends on the job, good ones will want a hair test because Engineering

although i have seen ways to cheat that with special shampoo, but i have also heard of them doing random body hair, not hair on head, to work around that

cheating a piss test is easy as fuck to do, and half the time its positive by such a small degree that they will just call it false-positive so you pass it anyways

also asking how you will be drugtested at the job interview seems like a good way to fail to get a callback

>Jobs always Spit test me and I just use the special Mouthwash from smokeshops since I smoke a gram a day
what kind? or is it a common thing in head shops?
i might need one to test nicotine free for new medical insurance soon, not to mention how helpful it would be for future job spittests...

>>12482831
>alcohol, nicotine, caffeine ,and daily RX's are fine though
stop posting sessions, shouldnt you be dead by now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxfmYR7ItM

>> No.12482854

>>12482828
I hope it breaks away from the mainland and drifts over to Somalia.

>> No.12482859

>>12482785
Why are you so tsundere towards me Comfy

>> No.12482872

>>12482841
Filtered. If you get stressed out from trading you're not a psychopath and you're never going to make it.

>> No.12482881

Update on Baggie status? Did he yolo out of life or is he just getting high?

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>>12482495
Buy the rumors
Sell the news
Faggot

>> No.12482890

>>12482872
look at this dude....YIKES

>> No.12482891

>>12482859
Because comfy is also a homosexual. He just doesn't realize it yet. Also, get filtered nerd.

>> No.12482894

>>12482859
Yikes, I'm not comfy, just another anon who thinks you're gay
>>12482881
He's either dead or be back in a month

>> No.12482899

>>12482890
Cringe and bluepilled. Keep buying your gasless gas company. Also fucking f-f-f-filtered.

>> No.12482903

>>12482853
I dont really remeber the name of the mouthwash.. I think "Stingers" it has a pic of a bee on it. Literally my last Manager forced me to buy it because everyone in our department smoked weed Lmao

At the smoke shop near my store, They actually have a shelf full of drug test passing kits right on the wall for all kinds of tests

>> No.12482905

>>12482891
I would dick comfy into another universe.

>> No.12482919

Wasnt bagholder extrodinaire the one who called the naqdaq taking a shit on december?

>> No.12482925

>>12482905
lol anybody have his face saved? I never got to see the goober in the flesh.

>> No.12482930

>>12482919
Bagholder extreme says both bullish and bearish things every thread

>> No.12482931

>>12482925
He showed himself on his youtube channel.

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>>12482925
his voice sounds like he's been gurgling cum for a few years

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>>12482934
Lol he had the voice of a 40 year old Muslim who smoked every day.

>> No.12482961

>>12482934
There it is. He even had his bitch beater stick with him. He pulled that video so fast. What was his fund called? Autism Associate Index?

>> No.12482976

>>12482934
You have the ginyu /msg/ force picture with you comfer and baggie with the Boggs on it?

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>>12482934
like you'll be doing when LCI dumps

>> No.12482987
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12482987

>>12482976
This one?

>> No.12482990

>>12482961
This video was a mistake, it never should have been uploaded
I'm trying to find the iconic big 5 guy photo, but it may be lost you time

>> No.12482992

>>12482987
Based

>> No.12483006

>>12482990
The one with his hot gf? I still am trying to figure out a way to bang her. I’ve banged hotter but not many.

>> No.12483007

>>12482987
Slays me everytime

>> No.12483025

>facebook
kek, it never ends with zucc

>> No.12483040
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12483040

>>12483006
>I still am trying to figure out a way to bang her.

>> No.12483047

AAPL PE ratio of under 13 seems low

is this a purchase

>> No.12483059

>>12483047
Not before they announce earnings just around the corner.

>> No.12483067

>>12482990
you probably deleted it to clear space for your tranny porn collection

>> No.12483068

>>12483047
AAPL is going to bringing in so much revenue from its services sector in the future it’s going to make iPhone sales seem irrelevant. It’s a buy up until 220 where it’s P/E is like 15 (under 20 for sure which is low for tech sector)

>> No.12483074

>>12483067
Be fair, he doesn’t like trannies, he likes hermaphrodites...which I’m not sure exist in the human species

>> No.12483082
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12483082

Just bought 100k BGS
I can see the future and by extension time

>> No.12483094

>>12483074
Futa is for pussies who can't admit they're attracted to feminine men

>> No.12483103
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12483103

to the anons who were betting on $UWT... looks like you were right lmao

I dun goofed

>> No.12483105

you guys bought some SN.. r-right?

>> No.12483107

>>12483103
your entire portfolio is under 1k yikes

>> No.12483110

At least the retarded scam artist Elon Musk is finally getting a preview of what's to come for >tsla

>> No.12483113
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>>12483094
>people in glass houses...

you have almost reached the final stage, loser

>> No.12483117

Thinking of buying 75 shares of BST before the close today. Is it as /comfy/ as it looks?

>> No.12483128

>>12483107
how many million are you running

>> No.12483136
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12483136

Look at this fucking ride. Put in about 6K on the way down too, so I still need about 9K more to get back to “even”. Was down 30-40K at the bottom. Hopefully this pamps until the next recession in 2020 so the fall seems less painful.

>> No.12483159

>>12483040
Any shift in LCI short float?

>> No.12483177

>>12483047
If you are buying now, it is a leap of faith on their ability to use their cash and create the next big thing

>> No.12483187

>>12483159
short interest % is higher due to shares being sucked out of the float.. this is a good thing for longs

>> No.12483196
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12483196

thoughts?

>> No.12483204

>>12483196
False.

>> No.12483205

>>12483177
Most of their revenue is from iPhones and smartphones aren't going anywhere anytime soon. They'll very likely get a lot of people upgrading to 5G phones when that's ready.

>> No.12483208
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12483208

Trulieve breaking out bigly the past three trading sessions. Took some profit earlier. Nudging up stop loss for the remainder. Daily RSI now overbought.

>> No.12483212

15k here, where to put?

>> No.12483222

>>12483204
substantiate your claim pls

>> No.12483225

>>12483196
a brainlet that reads too much zh wrote that

>> No.12483229

>>12483196
Don't short, just stay defensive. Once the market crashes you can rely on accumulation and irrationality to bump it to knew highs again. shorting and missing the timing is a massive risk. but it will crash eventually

>> No.12483235

>>12483212
LCI
>>12483187
Still holding 100 shared

>> No.12483237

>>12483128
5 figures well into 6 figures end of the year after principal additions

>> No.12483242

>>12483212
LCI and SN

>> No.12483243

>>12483222
Fundamentals and technicals do matter because the market isn’t completely overvalued. There are many undervalued companies. If you buy spy, sure you could have an overvalued asset. The Fed is a problem but that doesn’t mean, say KO’s fundamentals and technicals don’t matter to investors.

It’s false because it is over broad and overgeneralization.

>> No.12483245

>>12483237
your entire portfolio is under 200k yikes

>> No.12483257

I can feel the sheep in me boys, it's telling me to buy the top.

>> No.12483259

>>12483212
LCI
SESN
NBR

Buy up about 1k in ABIL, set your sell for $8-$10 on a limit, wait for spike like it has over the past 2 years and auto cash out.

>> No.12483264

you guys realize that SPY will rocket to 300 once sanctions and talks with china start to ease, right? It's only a matter of time, even that whiff of a rumour yesterday spiked it

>> No.12483267
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12483267

infinite bullrun
infinite money
we did it boys

>> No.12483281

>>12482229
Baggie and reluctant sittin in a coffin
H
O
L
D
I
N
G
first comes buttsex, then comes aids, then comes death by heroin OD

>> No.12483282

>>12483243
ty senpai

>> No.12483291

>>12483264

This is unacceptable, I want my fucking dip.

2300 was not far enough.

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12483295

>>12482990

>> No.12483300

>>12483264
literally the new paradigm amirite?

>> No.12483317
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>>12483264
>tfw most red years on the SPX are followed by a 20% rise the next
>tfw a mere 25% will take us to 3150+
>tfw Year of the pig has 20% historically

Based.

>> No.12483337

>>12483317
markets are bullish biased long term

literally just buy lmao never sell

>> No.12483339

>>12483242
Isn't SN about to be delisted?

>> No.12483341

>>12483295
Haha she got railed by a bunch of African Muslims on her trip to Italy and big5gay went on a Mexican tranny binge to console himself

This board is full of degenerate gamblers and rejects, I feel so at home.

>> No.12483345

>>12483295
WOOOT
WOOOT
BIG 5 GUY SLAYING THAT PUSS
if only he could pick stocks as well as he picks women

>> No.12483348

>>12483243
wrong. in a Keynesian economy, the rent seeking is incentivized to the maximum. for this reason, there is a massive opportunity cost for any wealthy people to hold credit. they are much better off by buying overvalued assets, than holding any money. yes, you can look and find some temporarily undervalued stock, but it'll be priced in sooner or later by the bots.

>> No.12483359
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12483359

>>12483341
this

>>12483345
notice filename

>> No.12483363

>>12483295
did you dig through the archive for that?

>> No.12483380

>>12483363
no of course not i just save everyone whos dumb enough to post faces desu
nothin perssonel kid

>> No.12483386

go back to facebook tripfag normaltrash attention whore.

>> No.12483390
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12483390

>>12483295
why didnt you just give it an easy to search filename?

no offense planes, we love you here with your actual discussion and analysis, instead of shitposting for attention like some trifaggots do all too much...

>> No.12483391

>>12483380
i find it funny that comfy can't find that pic on his computer but he knows exactly where baggies dick is

>> No.12483404
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>>12483391
thats because it's his screensaver

>> No.12483406

these vix meme bumps.

>> No.12483435

you guys.. if oil futures continue upward next week.. we could see a potential moon with SN...

>> No.12483438

>>12483348
>in a Keynesian economy
Why do people keep pushing this meme? Keynesianism ended way, way back in the 70s after the collapse of the Bretton Woods system.

>> No.12483443

Dammit, immediately after buying BGS the bogs broke it beneath the wedge.

Or perhaps that was my intention

>> No.12483445

>>12483390
>pic
wew

>why didnt you just give it an easy to search filename?
fuck if i know
i name shit essentially at random based on the story attached to it and/or for bullying purposes
organization is over-rated

>> No.12483449

>>12482661
Increasing revenues quarterly before sweetener. Should explode somewhere in between tomorrow and 2021. Expect dilution on the way as they need to raise money for new facilities.

>> No.12483454
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12483454

>>12483404
reminder that this is the true comfy
the youtube channel was a decoy

>> No.12483479

>>12482229
hopefully commie is next on the line

>> No.12483486

>>12483479
idk.. that dobber fucking guy is pretty annoying...

also.. buy some SN

>> No.12483500

>>12482854
California's government could learn a lot from Somalia.

>> No.12483503

>>12483479
>>12483486
>gommie
>dobber
>baggy
>magnelad
literally all me btw
r8

>> No.12483505

>>12483486
Are you accumulating GBR?

>> No.12483515

>>12482919
Look guys, he made it.

>> No.12483524

buy FAANG calls. free money.

>> No.12483529

>>12483505
I'm holding some for now... i'm waiting for the right moment to load up more...

>> No.12483548

DIS has been pretty flat this week, really tempted to buy.

>> No.12483551

>LCI up 3% today
So this is how the pump to $12 begins

>> No.12483563

>>12483107
>>12483237
good for you. I'm just out of college and investing with what I've got.

>> No.12483564

>>12483551
$20...

>> No.12483565
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>>12482102
Rate my portfolio, only thing not shown is DIV

>> No.12483579

>>12483565
add some SN for some fun speculation

>> No.12483587

>>12482102
Why are they beat up?
Hardly up 1%, but at least I'm up

>> No.12483589

>>12483565
Poor/10

>> No.12483595

>>12483589
everyone starts from somewhere anon imagine there are people out there over the age of 30 that haven't even started investing for their future.... scary

>> No.12483604

>>12483563
Same, except I'm still in college

>> No.12483605

>>12482537
>announce shitty chink diablo mobile game
>wow is at its all time lowest sub count
>hots killed
>ow underperforming, barely breaking even who plays that shit anymore
>destiny is no longer in the hands of acti
>all of the money is coming from candy crush which is also stagnating and bo4 that did meh in sales
Why do you still have their shares again

>> No.12483609

>>12483587
VaginaGirl is Seething because she shorted at open

>> No.12483617

>>12483589
damn, i knew i should have preempted the poor response. but i did just get a job paying $29 an hour, almost $40/hour nights and weekends, so ill have some more money to gamble soon

>>12483579
sounds good to me

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>>12483604
and yet you're still a tripfag.

>> No.12483628
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12483628

JUST
U
S
T

>> No.12483630

>>12483565

Juts pick right, will get there. Do not over extend yourself.

Pick up ABIL now, it's cheap. Wait for the $8-$10 spike (see history), set up limit sell for that figure, pull in profits and drink a beer.

>> No.12483641

>>12483617
dont worry anon, the guy replying to you doesnt have much and is just trying to make himself feel better. >>12482687

>> No.12483658
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12483658

NBR starting it's trek to $9

>> No.12483673

>>12483658
$9?? thats a little far.. but i'm putting it to my watch for now..

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>>12483673

see pic in
>>12482216

>> No.12483696

>>12483641
I have 300k.

>> No.12483700

>>12483696
I have $500k.

Source: none

>> No.12483709

>>12483693
i'd be careful of analysts... they are just as clueless as everyone else..

>> No.12483712

what stocks do you guys keep in your roth iras vs your normal accounts? gonna start one soon, obviously etfs are gonna make up the bulk, but not sure if i should throw in some high-div single stocks, or stick to high-div etfs. and for DRIP, is it possible to set it up so that div from one stock reinvests into another, or does it have to go back where it came from?

>> No.12483722
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12483722

>>12482216
>unauthorized reproduction is strictly prohibited

>> No.12483737

>>12482509
Feb check em

>> No.12483753
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12483753

STOP BUYING

>> No.12483754

>write covered call on stock
>use premium to buy more shares of stock
>get divvie from stock
>use div to purchase more shares of stock

is this not the patrician's way to the stock market???

>> No.12483756

>>12483438
constant govt interference (((stimulus))) = "keynesian economy"

He was the first one since the good ol' fourth horseman to provide an excuse for that, therefore he is given credit for it.

>> No.12483762

>>12483753
Imagine hahaha now just imagine being hahaha wait for it
A BEAR LMAO

>> No.12483769

fellas. many spinning disk and NAND focused companies are gonna die in 2019 and 2020

dyor and keep track if you want to try to figure out how and when to short the fuck out of them

NAND prices are gonna drop like hell and margins are thin or non-existent already. Spinning disks are going to get BTFO by cheaper cost/bit QLC NAND in data centers now that they're so cheap total cost of ownership wise.

And sometime in 2020 3d xpoint is going to transition from 20nm to 10nm and get more density, and scale beyond 2 puny layers, and Micron and Intel are going to spill the beans on 3D xpoint gen 2 and gen 3 and the future potential of this shit to BTFO nand and spinning disk in scaling potential.

meanwhile the spinning disk and nand manufacturers with the highest cost/bit production are going to get BTFO.

>> No.12483772

>>12483754
congrats bro.. you've figured it out.. now buy some puts to cover your bottom end in case bears pull your shorts down

>> No.12483774

>>12483579
btw, i hope you didnt continue to short SPY

>> No.12483775

>>12483700
i have 4.3 million in margin
Source: trust me bro

>> No.12483781

it's going to be a holocaust like the DRAM oversupply situation where only micron, hynix and samsung survived (fuck nanya), but for pure bit storage players
>>12483769

>> No.12483785
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12483785

Thats 3 weeks of constant rape for the Bear.
Hope My Based Bulls are ready for yet another 5 days of green next week

>> No.12483796

>>12483774
i have a very small amount of puts that are just decaying..

>> No.12483797

>>12483756
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-war_displacement_of_Keynesianism

Whatever "constant interference" you're imagining ain't got nothin' on the golden age of capitalism.

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>>12483479
>>12483486
idk, getting rid of pendulum would cut down at least twenty posts a day that are just

>Bears on suicide watch
or
>there are still bears blah blah blah

copypastas that were stale before they even left the oven, not to mention how unconstructive they are

plus the blue board could actually become more worksafe than it currently is

gommie actually starts discussions, no matter how retarded his position in said discussion is (although he tends to rant off topic at the drop of a hat)

>> No.12483837

>>12482102
I made 60% in 4 days on XLNX :)

>> No.12483848

>>12483754
if you're writing calls on divvie stocks, you're in for a bad time

>> No.12483854

>>12483837
i made 300% in a day on AEZS :^)

but i only invested $10. pretty sure that was my first investment, unless i had bought AMD prior to that

>> No.12483859

>>12483563
good luck friend i hope you make it

>> No.12483860
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12483860

>>12483712
>for DRIP, is it possible to set it up so that div from one stock reinvests into another, or does it have to go back where it came from?
if the dividend does not go back into the stock that payed out the dividend, then its not technically DRIP

you can use dividends from one stock to buy another, but you will lose the tax advantage that plain old DRIPs get, since you are getting the divident capital, and then using it to buy new things

>> No.12483867

BIG DICK GAINS

>> No.12483871

>>12483785
4 days. It's kang day monday

>> No.12483872

>>12483769
>>12483781
Interesting. Off of the top of my head i can only think of western digital corp,
are there any other who are overinvested in spinning disks and wont be able to compete?

>> No.12483874
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12483874

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .3% again today, no time to trade but the market is carrying me. This week we're going to a Romano's in North Olmstead, this place is all snowy!

>> No.12483881
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12483881

holt shit that pump at close

>> No.12483887
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12483887

>>12483871
OH FUCK IT IS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


>>12483874
Lets just say the 2017 dip never happened

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>>12483874
Another sideways week, but it's the first day I didn't get bogged before 4pm

Time to load up short positions because of MLK day super blood moon eclipse?

>> No.12483905

>>12483874
+6.22% this week

>> No.12483907
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>>12483871

>> No.12483908

>>12483874
>This week we're going to a Romano's in North Olmstead
no u aint

>> No.12483938

>>12483872
idk I'm setting up my wdc short today. researched it and looks at the automatic ETF purchase boosting it by 7.5% today. it's due for another of those 5%+ sudden drops it seems to do periodically. nand price projections keep being lowered and WDC refuses to reduce its very high dividend payout, despite free cash flow halving this quarter according to them. it's an absolute pink wojak stock about to get pinker

>> No.12483940

>gov:t bigger than ever
>the economy is the central banks bitch
> the "free market" basically is just using the gov.t to get market shares

meanwhile>>12483797
>"golden age of capitalism g-guys!"
more like the golden age of oligarchy

>> No.12483947

>>12483874
Excellent week. I'm not sure of weekly percentage gain but i'll ballpark it at around 10-12% somehwere in there. Winning trades paid nicely, losing trades were at worst break even. Took a big chunk of profit before close today. Now sitting on a meaty 45% cash position. Not seeing much in the way of long swing setups at the moment. Some potential shorts on overbought stocks. We'll see next week.

>> No.12483956

>>12483874

>>12483565 here, up 1.41% today, up .01% after-hours

>> No.12483965

Tomorrow is going to be a good day to look at my mutual funds

>> No.12483971

>>12483854
Good job Anon, I invested 1k into this play so I'm still pretty happy.

>> No.12483994

>>12483971
i wish i had rebought after it dipped, recently. i had done that a few times until i deemed it too volatile for my liking, but it would go down to $1 for a long time, and then have sudden surges to $3 every year or so. now its been stuck around the $3 mark for a while

>> No.12484002

>>12483938
>nand price projections keep being lowered and WDC refuses to reduce its very high dividend payout, despite free cash flow halving this quarter according to them
sounds like a great short desu, gonna have to look into this.
I would advice against it in this recovering market, which can be illogical at times, but with the chinese GDP numbers coming monday it might not be too bad time-wise.
Thanks anon

>> No.12484005

>>12483940
Buy QQQ calls and use profits to buy CryptoCurrency and metals. This is the only way to beat this game.

>> No.12484007
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12484007

Anyone else playing Johnson & Johnson earnings? I fomo'ed into some calls before close with no DD or research whatsoever

the /smg/ way

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12484010

>>12483874
this was me worse week for awhile
only make like 2 good trades ;_;

>> No.12484025

>>12483940
Lol. Enjoy your conspiracies, man.

>> No.12484054

>>12483848
how so

>> No.12484065

>>12484002
there's an earnings report on january 24th. if they miss that target 1.54 EPS (they had 3.04 last quarter and projected 3.06), then I reckon its doublejust for WDC stock.

I'm a bit drunk. You're maybe right about the recovering market. Last bounce all semiconductor industry stocks went up 4-10% two days in a row. I guess its le plunge protection team meme or just people and algos fomoing into ETFs when they first start to pump a little

You know what, I'm going to take the cautious path. Thanks dude, will just wait and see a bit tomorrow. Better to not gain than to lose a lot due to indiscriminate purchases of sector stock by the ultrawhales.

>> No.12484070

>>12484005
>crypto
The money is in blockchain not the coins unless it’s wirh a business like IBM or Ripple

>> No.12484143

>>12483769
Seagate will be in trouble for sure, STX

>> No.12484144
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12484144

Lost 3k today day trading futures.
Laugh at me and call me a nigger.

>> No.12484149

Is there any reason not to buy 100 shares of SQQQ and sell calls on it for the rest of my life?

>> No.12484164

>>12484149
SQQQ will lose value faster than it will make value from calls?

>> No.12484169

>>12484149
Good luck collecting enough premium to offset the losses on your shares.

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12484176

>>12484144
Substantial losses are no laughing matter, fren. I think we've all been there.

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12484183

>>12484065
this plunge protection team thing is a total joke myth invented by gold bugs originally, they were bearish like past 10 years while markets were rising and always explained all buying sprees "it's the fed saving markets" "it's the plunge team" "it's the stupid algos!" :) well, it's always the algos as 95% or more volume is algo trading...so... markets are far too complex and large for such things. you had 20% free fall without no real reason too

>> No.12484191

>>12484164
>>12484169
As far as I can tell, it never drops below ten, so if I bought now my max loss would be ~350, which could be re-couped in around 4 months at most.

>> No.12484196

>>12484144
as long as you didn't lose it all.. you'll be fine

>> No.12484203

>>12484070
Wrong. Blockchain is just data. It does have value, but not as much as the coins. The coin represents the work done to secure the blockchain.

>> No.12484210

>>12484065
Being kinda uninformed, my gut feeling tells me you could probably enter the position a little and await the (hopefully) missed earnings on the 24th,
but of course cost down average as one always should.
on the other hand...This whole things seems like a long term trend, and there might be a more ideal time to enter (you seem to have it all figured out if you can time the transition to the new tech)
I know it's friday and all, but drink in moderation fren

>> No.12484219

>>12482584
>Seriously though, look at a long term DOW chart. The dip in December is historically relevant. You'll need to break through 25,800 26,200 and 26,800 for the bull market to resume higher.

Don't forget 25,900 26,301 and 26,852 if you are going to pull random numbers out your ass

>> No.12484233

>>12484191
SQQQ reverse splits when it becomes worthless when we are bull dummy

you think it just sits at $10.00 per share forever?

>> No.12484237

>>12484203
Coins can be made anew and their tech can be outdated. the company that owns the coin is worth it as they can reuse their blockchain with new coins. btc is going to 0

>> No.12484241

>>12484191
Things like that just undergo reverse splits and your positions are adjusted accordingly; there is no arbitrage opportunity with it.

>> No.12484245

THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>12484238
>>12484238
>>12484238
>>12484238

>> No.12484246

clovis CLVS getting bought out next week

>> No.12484262

>>12484183
PPT is real but unneccesary. The market would probably recover faster and with less volatility without the PPT. But the high volatility we saw around christmas (the biggest % increase in the DJ ever) was def them. They have done worse things (and now publicly known things) in the past but im too young to go into depth with that. Maybe some boomer goldbug anon can help?

>> No.12484266
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12484266

>>12483479
"I AM INVINCIBLE!"

>>12483811
>although he tends to rant off topic at the drop of a hat
All of my rants are relevant 100% of the time, it's just most people are too much of brainlets to understand how.

>> No.12484284

>>12484266
>"I AM INVINCIBLE!"
i remember when you said that to me and i then continued to make 100 + % gains shorting the crash
this is very bullish for>>12483479

>> No.12484306

>>12484284
I was quoting Goldeneye you uncultured swine.

>> No.12484319

>>12484241
>>12484233
>reverse splits
Just to make sure I'm understanding this correctly, if a 2->1 reverse split took place, I would have 50 shares of SQQQ from my original 100. Also, thanks for the info.

>> No.12484354

>>12484319
yes and the price per share would 'double'

>> No.12484456

>>12484144
dont day trade, nigger

>> No.12484738

can someone give me a link to robinhood putting an end to box spreads and that $50,000 loss that lead to it?

>> No.12484849

>>12482533
with heroin OD, you either suffer from diaphragm suppression and basically suffocate from inability to breathe, or you drown in vomit from nausea. definitely a terrible way to die. the patrician way to die is to do a normal amount of heroin, then use an effective, fast method of suicide. but then you run the risk of wanting to live to experience more heroin