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>>12478365
Buy chainlink, goodbye

I will make this my final post because after this I will have found true eternal bliss. I am going to use heroin for the first and only time tonight after I post this. I made sure to get enough to "last a few people for weeks" and I'm going to shoot it all up in one go. I have to say a few things before I go. First fuck commies and socialists. These ideologies encourage complacency. Like the first few faggots who were marching chanting we're here we're queer get used to it, well some of them died of the aids and some of them were actually never involved in a homosexual relationship but used the opportunity to get ahead. Which you know leads me into a great second point. This will regard mostly to liberal free minded individuals. Why has every true democracy failed? Democracy leads to anarchy in too many ways. Look at reddit, your social media where you can like dislike. I got an acccount on that reddit that immediately I just get down votes regardless. There's hive mind and in the whole world, if you can read and write english, there you go you can live and just do as your told. I don't like rules, I don't like our laws, but I love my constitution. Forgive me for the blog post but I will end my life after it's all done.

I have a few assets and shit to my name, like bitcoins. I'm still sitting on 80 of them and my beneficiary already knows how to access them. Its clearly instructed and in a bullet proof fire proof safe.. Dude has the combo. You have to think about your beneficiaries, because through time things can change, and only when you understand what you are saving and working for can you ever experience a moment clear as day what life means to you.

The last thing I want to say, is enjoy your life. I had a ton of fun and have decided I've enjoyed too much life. I'm never going to be able to slow down and become a father to teach little kids how to grow up to be great individuals. I guess this is good bye.

>>12478522

>>12478522
Jesus fucking christ baggie pull yourself together.

>>12478522
Nigger you GHEY

>>12478522
See you at the opening bell

>>12478562

dude immm losing my own body it's fun, for the record. I am against gay sex and love smashing puss. if you didn't try it all you didn't live a full liberal life, but oh shit im getting sick damn. i just shot a little bit up and umm wow.

i just puked everywhere... fuck it it's easier to load up another dose than too just clean the body fighting it

>>12478593
<Pnutbot> ripper is a gangster!!!

i don't think i can do it, i wanna live my life as a comedy and not a tragedy. but umm for the record heroin feels good im numb and elated, some how my brain is functioning clearly.

>>12478627
just do heroin all the time. when i did heroin I never drank, heroin is way healthier

What is it about minor chords that just brings me to the edge and back back again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e6kAHs_QLA

netflix is going to shoot very strongly up or down today. went down to 340 postmarket yesterday but selling seemed potentially exhausted around that mark.

good one to watch for anyone who plays on intraday volatility

fuckc net flix just make your alternative shit and get more youngsters in on it

im sick

i don't even feel good. about any of this.

>>12478685
Its good

>>12478685
Call the ambulance

Wtf, who's this spammer?

>>12478685
Call 911 you idiot.

>>12478685
if you call the ambulance and stop the suicide attempt, you can always change your mind later. you can't change your mind later if you die today.

why the fuck does anybody care about netflix as being the next hollywood. are they actually supporting growth and community in their industry? where is the customer relations service side. People don't go out to movies and dinners to actually watch what's played or see who's on the big screen. It's mostly about intimacy and being catered to. Like I kill it in the kitchen. I've picked girls up in a grocery store just being like what are you cooking tonight, and next thing you know we're fucking. I ummm shouldn't have told her through a text or what ever... It is with my deepest regret and I most surely understand... I want to see if the world has more to offer me and I wish you the best in all of your endevours but no longer be by your side as I try to find new opportunities... I fucked up and broke a girls heart. I was selfish and umm I learned something... I'm a person who's ambition will push people to the point they break and I don't give a fuck

i think if you fall in love and leave you will know you fucked up

>>12478732
where did you get your H

>>12478732
>>12478744
Yo before you check out I hope you read The Tibetan Book of the Dead so that you don't get stuck in some weird Bardo for a whole Yuga

>>12478747
it came from new haven CT

>>12478753
wait the monks have to show me something?
can you link it? do they have a movie so I can listen and not read so damn much?

>>12478755
if you survive shoot up a speedball next time

i feel great right now. and you're a fucking asshole who wants me dead.

lets forget bullshit, and look at real growth equties. we got industries tied to compaines, but where should we be looking for growth outside of the tech sector. Tech is overpriced and hype, hype and momentum drove the crash in 2000 so have fun with this global thing. I think. I want more beer.

>>12478761
It's basically a manual on dying and how to proceed to the different levels of the "in-between" so that you rebirth somewhere better than here I hope.

Don't think there's a video, but I guess "Enter the Void" is a manual on what NOT to do.

>>12478772
Who said death was bad. Buddhism says life, death and the in-between are just states my dude. Just in case you OD you should be prepared.

fundamentals are manufacturing, yum brand bottling plant can produce enough liquour and delivery food to support the workers there. I just hate the taste of pepsi compared to coke-a-cola

>>12478753
Baggie is an anagami, he'll be a-ok
>>12478788
you're drinking too? At least buy a narcan kit ffs

>>12478788
Healthcare

>>12478799
nice dubs, but I feel i have a great feeling and for some reason no need to use any more of the needle. While I do care about religion and the nature of life. I want to ask why can't pepsi compete with coke?

Where the fuck are we with BAC? Seems like it had a dip a while back not sure if I missed it

>>12478809
im a machine. if my heart slows I just run and bump it with my own adrenaline, you're honestly a person who's never jumped out of an airplane or done any other thrill seeker types of things.

>>12478809
oh ok! yup the dude needs Narcan!

>>12478788
>>12478808
how about NBEV and dude weed?

>>12478825
No idea. I asked a drunk girl which was better: Pepsi or Coke. She said coke tasted better. I told her it's all in her head cuz Coke cans are Red so subliminally ppl will tend towards that.

>>12478837
for you I will do a full TA on BAC since I own some shares my self.

>>12478848
So hold the the 20 or so I have then.

shit are you guys like cops. and not letting me sleep, bitch want's to sell BAC on the good news, fact is trader desks at banks are losing and earings will be poor, but stupid shit is like these banks convince 4-5% is a good rate and they don't have many defaults. I just umm think they are going to show they are hurting. It is the global bank, but it's still a private company the average person doesn't know. I'd sell... and i mean i'd put the money to umm, better things in life, or restructure your own retirement.

>>12478845
people don't like pepsi because they have a subliminal aversion to the human embryonic kidney cells used to process their flavoring agents, as well as the ghosts that haunt the cans due to their involvement in the cia-backed heroin trade in laos and myanmar.

>>12478877
Based baggie

rising rates are not good on long term debt for banks, and what I'm saying banks are competing and trying to buy broke debt.

>>12478887

>>12478870
actually you're a good point to sell and move on, forget their dividend, if youre an aggressive growth investor. you just move on to something else here.

>>12478902
Wells Fargo maybe? However word is Elizabeth “Pocahontas” warren is cutting wells atms from college campuses and that’s gonna hit em

>>12478887
You left out Pepsi's involvement in Chile: https://www.theguardian.com/business/1998/nov/08/observerbusiness.theobserver

>>12478908
Banks are just too sketchy. Some financial bomb will happen. Just short all european banks.

nope wait, im holding my BAC shares.... fuck we got the golden bull.... this is an opportunity for all of the americas. in my best spanish accent even if I only know english french german korean and my yiddish, i can still read more japanese than you jerk dicks think

>>12478919
Guess the H hasn't dulled your chutzpah

>>12478897
https://vastabrupt.com/2018/01/07/cosmic-dyspepsia-pt1/

honesty is good so i'm so fucked up right now. i can barely see strait... but I learned somethign about my self. I always use spacebar with my right hand and always use shift with my left hand, I type fast but that is like my STYLE. mostly I made my passwords so I can use one hand to do it.

>>12478925
Yo I’m way to stoned for this hypno soda babble bullshit

>>12478925
da fuq... this some "church of the SubGenius" rabble?

>>12478924
I can never deny being me, you know

>>12478939
i love religion and churches. The respect and power. The coolest things were make through hardship and friendship. I have seen too many cemetaries and sad faces dead days. I'm a person who is a true man in convictions, I attempt at what I try to do and get reminded what life is all about.

>>12478522
>bitcoins. I'm still sitting on 80 of them and my beneficiary already knows how to access them. Its clearly instructed

Dude, you need to not fuck this one thing up! Normies are retarded beyond comprehension and there is a HIGH likelyhood they will fail to access the bitcoins or loose them.

Sell all your crypto for USD and transfer it to your bank account. DON'T keep it on a cryoto exchange! It's the only fool proof way to ensure your beneficiaries get your money after you end your fucked up meaningless life

>>12478939
Irony-poisoned hyperstitional spectacle sorcerers ne socialist twitter critical theory dropouts. Chaos magic is SOOOO last year ;)
The underground occult scene has gotten really strange in the last few years

too much power is bad, cause it can create the leadership complacent and if that happens well you're on deaf ears. Imaa fight for lower taxes, fuck the old school, im saying our new school. We fix social security through an amendment legally opt out, oh that kills it immediately... you can't opt out....

>>12478959
he said the guy he bequeath the coins to knows what to do... they can't access it? well sucks for them.

>>12478955
>sad faces dead days
"dead days"?

>>12478965
boomers are dying out cuh; the last druids, warlocks, and witches will be gone.
The Era of the Technomage will be here soon...

How many lives has this general claimed already?

>>12478959
my beneficiary bailed me out of jail twice and is the biggest social reject with the tightest lips and the umm only thing he wants is for me to succeed where he couldn't.

>>12478975
I tend to lurk to see what the current meme stocks were, and wasn't /biz/ a general at first started by some pajeet marrying dude called "whip"

>>12478984
oh I forgot didn't you say your best friend died recently or something?

>>12478974
yeah dead days where you carry a casket and put it in the ground. a fallen memory of some one paul bearer if you will

>>12478990
/biz/ has always been a pajeet containment board which holds pajeets are for bitcoin and pajeets are for stocks that ague

>>12478990
it's like coming up the one year mark for that.... Still dream of him I guess I have to continue on, for him and to make sure he can live life through me, maybe im more buhddist than jew, but I love their religion more than anything I know

my best friend passed away a year ago... He made me the man I am today... I got sad and depressed. He was a faggot and for the record never saw him naked ok one time, but it was a slipped towel and I am not gay. I sucked a dick I know for 100% I am not gay. umm
so yeah dude was a faggot but he was my best friend. thought he was joking when he came out the closet but that's all good, that faggot introduced me to this four channel and shit i spent a ton of money to go out and see his parents, good people, his sisters, and i mean i think and care about them every day because the more steps in my life, i live for those who have got me this far.

>>12479006
Interesting. Yeah my best friend died over the summer. Probably for the best; dealing with normies/NPCs takes its toll eventually and he was too much of a drug addict to find another way to cope.

Jews tend have strong interest in Buddhism.
https://www.shirhadash.org/content/why-buddhism-so-attractive-jews

I was in Miami with him, and I said Saul you're going to be mad, (half mexican half peurto rican)
trumps going to win, this was March in 2016, he just said Danny what makes you think we don't like Trump. my tears turned to joy and I will never forget that moment.

>>12479025
Better to have loved than never loved at all.

>i live for those who have got me this far.
Good attitude to have. Otherwise you'll turn into an old bitter cunt.

>LCIguy bad
>Anonymous FUD posters good

>>12479060
hey VIP late night jam session here... get lost pumper

>>12479057
if you can't learn from the past, what the fuck are you learning.... sure language changes what's good and bad can be questioned. you think the best looking girls at the plays and ballettes were not fucking abused, of course, but women need to make babies and not encourage people to sit on their ass and watch THE VIEW

>>12479093

Dude my best friend was gay as fuck... I like umm I feel bad because he's gone, but we were in a hotel and like the way he was spooning this other man,,, I mean this was after the 3rd or 4th time he said he was gay, I'm like 100% not gay and know I am totally about smashing puss, man's man but not fucking gay... well.. I wish I could have done more...

>>12479103
fag

>>12479113
forgive yourself and all will be well...

>>12479135
go back to bed tranny

if people want to be gay do it, and find enjoyment. I mean you're going to get tons of umm ridicule and shit regardless of your decisions. some one is always going to hate you and there will be more people willing to listen and tell you how they feel. those people who tell you how they feel are probably your closest friends and your average income will be close to theirs within 4 or 5 years if you keep listening and supporting that style of life. but life is about making what you want out of it.

>>12479093
baggie wtf are you doing. Stop this bullshit and call the emergency services. You took too many black pills like you let the jews literally meme you into suicide. wtih 80 BTC you could live like a king, create a better future than your parents could give you, create whole businesses for homeless and low born individuals. Your normie benficiaries dont even know what bitcoin is! All you value gone for nothing. You have potential and you threw it all away to take your chances with God.

>>12479145
>let the jews meme u to suicide
but he is a jew

>>12479145
im sorry sir i can't pay 80 bitcoins to listen you tell me my parents aren't good. I bid you to please not call the emergency services. I WILL DO AS I DAMN WILL please don't try to hurt me. I am so fucked up I feel great. want a picture. me I got tired of shaving it's winter so I got a full neck beard i've been growing since I broke my rib but my cat she'll take a photo opp.

im umm needing shock and bolts, this is to be played at HIGH volume.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8_bZ1b1Grc

This board is a fucking mess of drunken, depressed clowns.

>>12479223
I find it Fascinating to observe...

>>12478522
>I have to say a few things before I go. First fuck commies and socialists.
Ok, this is based.

>reads rest of thread
YIKES

>>12479166
post pics of pussy

>>12479235
Well welcome to 4channel kiddo!

>>12479135
we all know you had to suck a ton of dick to make up for those BGFV losses...

why is this general so cancerous?

>>12479746
A man have just khs. Please show some respect

>>12479250

>>12478522
Nice dubs, you larping faggot. I hope some nigger sold you pure baby powder.

How can people still be so optimistic about Netflix when their debt is ever-growing and Disney going to assrape them with no lube once they get their own streaming service online (planned for 2019)?

>>12478649
tis unironically your jewish heritage
jews never had a "major" scale in the traditional sense. in fact the scale the jews traditionally used most frequently for celebrations and happy things is (basically) the harmonic/melodic minor scale. the harmonic minor (minor scale w raised 7th degree), and the melodic (minor with raised 6th and 7th) just so happen to be the scale(s) europeans used as the "saddest/most melodramatic scale". the difference of course is the phrasing and rhythm of the notes being played.

a good example of this contrast is between this bach piece of chorale music about the romans stringing up jeebus on a cross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es8Xp-vu7KQ
when compared with klezmer music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayg23P-Yj-M
so while bach is extending the harmony somewhat, you can definitely tell hes going for a much darker/sadder sound than the yiddish music. the yids, even when playing it slowly like in this first example, give it a much more lively, fun, perhaps mischievous feeling. all with the same notes

the song you posted is a pop song. as such it comes off as much lighter and fun, even with the harmonic/melodic minor tonality. this is because of the rhythmic phrasing and the instrumentation (bubblegum pop gril singer with catchy synths, and pop drums to back her)

the more you know...
also
dont do heroin faggot. that shit turns on you HARD, very quickly. you have like a month tops before the "honeymoon period" is ogre, and then its just a long, steep spiral staircase into shit. i know its cheaper than most drugs, especially coke, but give it a couple months and then suddenly youre shooting almost a full bundle just to keep the sickness at bay for a couple hours

>>12478755
wew thats good dope too
careful though, a shitton of the dope in new england has fent in it these days
t. knower

Let's get at er. Jump on the NBR train

My Deutsche Bank, my precious Deutsche Bank. Knew in my heart of hearts it would bounce back.

>>12479886
>How can people still be so optimistic about Netflix when their debt is ever-growing and Disney going to assrape them with no lube once they get their own streaming service online (planned for 2019)?

I don't get it either. Once Disney streaming starts and they take all of their IP's, NBC/Universal streaming will start up taking their IP's that shit will tank due to a lack of content.

I've ordered two male puerto rican prostitutes. I will force feed them taco bell and mix ipecac into their soft drinks. Hopefully as I'm rimming they ass and balls they release a foot long brown snake onto my chest. The human soft serve coating my face and lips reminding me of the sweetness of modernity.

>>12479886
They're not. Did you see last night's price action?

>>12478522
Filtered

>>12480225

What did you guys have as initial capital when you started trading?

To the moon boys to the moon.

JUST

>>12480370
Haha what if sailor moon got fucked sensless on a pile of money by Bobo next to a fireplace that had a decapitated Bull's head hanging on the mantle?

good morning /biz/
how's everyone doing?

>>12480373
Musk is a hack.

>>12480385

Stop it.

>MNGA

Up 0.049 (27.11%) premarket.

>>12480449
you're kidding?
who would have guessed?

>flagged as a pattern day trader in Robinhood

How fucked am i?

>>12480337
50 bucks a week

>>12480468

They've expanded.

http://pdf.reuters.com/htmlnews/htmlnews.asp?i=43059c3bf0e37541&u=urn:newsml:reuters.com:20190118:nGNX8dMVk7

>>12480449
That dude who threw 30 grand at it must be having fun

>>12480473
You've just got to take a 90 day break from gambling, or use a different broker. Every trader should have multiple brokerage accounts. I happen to be on my second bad goy time-out myself.

>>12480203
I'm in NBR at 2.75
before I took some from like 2 to 2.90
under 2.60 i get more

>>12480473
just send them more money

>>12480337
In my RH account, basically $1k and I keep adding $1k every week or so. I'm gonna get to $25k so I can DT (if I want), but by that time my positions might be longer term so who knows

>>12480468
congrats mang

>>12480473
I know the rules but slipped up this week and got flagged by Schwab. Got a $22K margin call and it scared the fuck out of me. They gave me a one-time free pass otherwise I would have to deposit enough to get to $25K or be locked out for 90 days. Desu if that happened I would just open an IB account.

>>12480502
>I'm in NBR at 2.75

I tried to time it, got in at it's low when it hit $4.10. It started to go up right after I got it.
YAY! Then took the turn down and just kept going. Well F me. Going to get more if it hits 2.50 again.

How stupid is it to buy dividend intensive stocks in a non tax deferred account?

Do dividends get taxed at the capital gains tax rate if you hold the stock for at least one year?

>>12480540
No, dividends aren't capital gains.

>>12480540
>Do dividends get taxed at the capital gains tax rate if you hold the stock for at least one year?
Yes, once you've held for a year their income is considered "qualified" and you pay cap gains rate instead of regular income tax rate.

>>12480551
REEEEEEEEEEEE

So it's brainlet tier to buy a relatively secure stock paying 11% due to the tax implications?

>>12480561
>>12480559
Like this guy said. Dividends are considered part of your regular income. Capital gains are only applied if you buy and sell an asset within the span of a year.

>>12480561
>relatively secure stock paying 11%
lel

Holy shit that MNGA volume right now.

>>12480589
secured profits at .24
looking for re entry at dip

damn, that WTI drop as the clock struck was unexpected

>>12480561
if your income is low its fine :)

>>12480561
To answer your question further. Yeah it kinda is. You're starting to swallow the redpill on dividends. They're not a legitimate investment strategy.

>>12480588
CIM check it out. But it doesn't matter if I need to pay taxes on 30% of those dividends.

wow PG thanks for the $7.89!

Do you guys think that we'll dip today to btfo the calls expiring today?

>>12480489
>>12480516
In the 90 days is the money in your account locked?

>>12480628
my opinion: not without news.
with china pumping cash and rumors about easing tariffs, there is probably more possibility for bullish news than bearish news anyway.

that being said I hold some significant short positions (less than 20% my RH account, but more than 10%). It's an OK time to start easing into certain bearish positions carefully, or easing out of certain bullish positions. I was early, and it cost me a bit. but you don't want to miss a possible run up to ~2750

I just want to thank all the MNGA banholders who sold me their shares for the discounted price of .17 cents.

You da real MVP’s today

So apparently the market is just going to just fucking unjustifiably gap up for eternity.

>>12480651
I don't think so, and you might even be able to trade if you somehow set it up as a cash only account with instant settlement.

>>12480720
Dead cat bounce

>>12480720
How long is it going to take you bears to learn
There was never a real macroeconomic reason for the Q4 2018 correction to happen

>>it's another $10 drop at open, followed by sideways all day!

I'm getting sick of this shit

here's your chance to buy at the dip
MNGA going to hit .24 midday :)

damn just made $60 in one second

what crashed XBI?

>>12480720
this is why DCA works, because otherwise it always feels like the wrong time to buy.

>>12480745
>he didn’t buy at .17

>>12480743
Filtered

>>just kidding, the dip comes later!
I swear Robinhoods UI gets worse every time they update

>>12480745
MNGA is about 19 cents away from 0. No thanks.

>>12480744
How heavy are your bags, Biblebro? I remember you having way more equity than that.

>>12480734
cats have nine lives!

Just dumped HARD into this open. Wish me luck bearbros

TME rocking this morning.

>>12480775
Depends on the bag

Also I've been withdrawing cash for food/rent ever since unemployed

I wonder if it's too late to apply for free unemployment gibs

>>12480776
>>India physics

>>12480780
man your timing is
perfect

>>12478522

>>12480803
>Has his life savings in a RH account
>God fearing Christian
Absolutely based and redpilled. Best of luck, my guy.

>>12480811
>>>India physics

>tfw places your first option gamble with Robinhood and still don't know what an IV is

Who else is going to make it brothers?

>>12480837
>tfw already down 13.33%

>>LMT is rising up from the ashes

damn, i should have bought more of the dip

>>12480843
>>12480837
The reddit attitude of "hurr making dumb decisions and losing a ton of money is funny" is cancerous

>>12480864
Just like the Reddit attitude of having an internet identity. Filtered.

>>12480720
This is god giving you a signal to load up on puts and prep your anus. Enjoy it.

That gap up fucked me in the ass with IV on my IQ puts.

next week rising volatility likely. probably good spot to close longs if short term trading

Who else getting motherfucking JUST'd right now?

STEAKS TONIGHT BOYS

>>12480908
-55% rn JUST

>>12480908
I'm getting the opposite of just'd, I don't do options though

there are probably some NFLX put holders that are liking this session so far

so guys, I've been holding spxu since New year's... There still is gonna be a bear right?

>>12480914
NFLX put holders are getting the worst of the JUST. They got 100% crushed by IV this morning.

>>12478158
The empirical data points towards supervisory workers taking on a rent seeking position since the 90s, if you disagree with that then you're suggesting they are the most woefully exploited group in history before that point.

>>12480449
WERE ON OUR WAY MAGNEBROS.

REMINDER YOU ARE GONNA MISS OUT

>>12478522
Rest in Pepperoni

I have like 3 shares of GE. Should I buy more or just diversify my portfolio some more?

>>12479145
Suicide is a mortal sin anon, he's going to hell with the rest of us.

>>12480953
Diversify into a non meme portfolio.

why did I think it was a good idea to buy an amazon call at open

>>12480953
Who is this semen demon

Netflix is doing a bart simpson pattern

I just need 1 red dildo SPY Jesus to unload my bags

>>12481035
fuck that, let the algos crash the market. buy $90 vxx calls expiring today.

gonna smoke some meth to celebrate my gains

>>12480862
Me too anon. I'm happy for the perfect timing tho

>>12480953
>taking the time to give a serious reply to someone with $25 invested
lmao

>>12481086
ironically wasting your time is still wasting your time

god bless

>>12480811
Indians are funny as fuck lmfao

Is it immoral to throw some meme stocks into a custodial account I'm managing for a minor relative for the next 21 years? As far as birthday and special event gifts go, it's only index and dividend paying etfs. Very much considering sprinkling some extra individual high risk companies as a sort of "extra" to see what happens. It's actually pretty fun doing this.

XXII

what the fuck is going on with the dow? You mother fuckers are hiding something!

>>12480987
typical earnings report shenanigans
its from the relatively high amount of options that expire just before/after E.R.

check them out, happens every three months, to most stocks

the week of earnings reports are always chaos

one of the reasons Trump's exploration of less E.R. a year is not a bad idea (to look into at least)

>>12480811
India supah powah by 2020

> TSLA

>>12481115
>India supah powah by 2020

>he fell for the crash meme

big yikes my man

>>12481080
>Perfect timing
You sir are better at it than me if you really have been timing it perfectly

I'll probably buy more after the next big market dip, or after their next earnings if they drop enough
I just know if I buy in now it will crash the next day, just like the last two times I tried to grab more on the "dip"

>First time I bought a share it was $250

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

Something is going on with DB. Something tells me there is news on the way. The government and CEO Sewing need the share price to go up before any ultimate deal so it's really in everyone's interest to see that happen. Also, dividend in May is coming up.

Is there a better feeling than owning 100k or more in index funds and watching the market increase 1% what rush.

Virgin Steps

>>12481161
I have low six figures in boring funds in my other brokerages and retirement accounts, but I have more fun swinging my little RH account around and beating the market

>>12481161
Having 100k in options and watching it increase by 50%

>>12478522
not your blog stupid tripfag

>>12481122
instead of smoking blunts he's smoking people's future incomes

i gotta say options on tsla sound fucking fun

>>12481161
the gains are often offset by regret of still having too much cash on hand

Hope everyone is enjoying the Golden Bull

Why the fuck aren't you buying the calls on GS? The jews are gonna moon from this (((crash))).

wew

Bears on suicide watch

>>12481367
no they not <_<
shorts prepping for load up @ 266.5

>>12478522
give me 1 bitcoin before you die

>>12478522
BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH LMAOOOOOOOOO

Are there even any bears alive who are still shorting the bottom? Pretty sure they are all dead

>>12481490
Well I just started shorting 5 mins ago
Am I a bear?

>>12481490
Averaged today my shorting position up.

It feels good being fearless
The most beneficial thing you can do as an investor is STOP caring, just let go of all of your fears and embrace true EMPTINESS.
There is no salvation in this life
There is no forever
you live in the now and your actions should reflect your beliefs...

>>12480540
In case you're still lurking, look up qualified dividends. They're taxed at a lower rate.
https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc404
https://www.irs.gov/publications/p550
I'm assuming you're a burgerclap here, of course.

Where is the bottom for SESN?

>>12481546
>embrace true EMPTINESS.
no, never

you must embrace ENTROPY, the ruler of all things, all phenomena, both natural and man-made

not even time can disobey entropy

>>12481527
>>12481530
2 bears left standing

>>12481575
>not holding both bull and bear positions

its like you want to lose

only a fool expects things to remain constant and never change

>>12481575
Bears win in the long run in a bear market.

Desu this feels like a good time to enter a recklessly large triple leveraged long index fund. A trade or shutdown resolution, or both, would just add fuel. Decisions decisions.

why is the thread dead during the golden bull

Shorting the stock market is irrational. You're giving the money to the market makers lmaooo. If you really want to be a bear, become an unironic CryptoCurrency investor. I literally only use robinhood to hedge my CryptoCurrency investments against the fiat.

>>12481602
Pull out a 20 year chart and see who is winning

what happened to SESN

okay MSFT just closed for TP, should I buy more or buy another stock? APPL is looking good desu

>>12481623
Like clockwork. I even made sure to include "in a bear market", but some people are just too stupid to read properly. Good contrarian indicator.

$3.6 million block of DB just traded

>>12481606
> A trade or shutdown resolution, or both, would just add fuel. Decisions decisions.

A trade solution is likely, simply because it fucks both sides badly. But a shutdown resolution? Unlikely, considering the democrats hate Trump's guts with a passion and Trump isn't going to give in, either.

>>12481640
don't they are about to delay Brexit for like... forever?

>>12481602
but big of a hit can you take before this bull run runs out of steam? Its going pretty strong right now

>>12481490
Shorting natgas right now and making a fucking killing, maybe it might even make up for my losses when shorting the S&P bottom 3 week ago.

IM MOONING

>>12481639
We aren't in a bear market, although some people are too stupid to realize that

>contemplating buying an american express call on the dip this morning
>pussied out
>up 300% now

>>12481685
by the time we do enter a "bear market" it will be too late to reposition for profit

bears are patient, make a year's worth of a bulls protifs in a day

bulls make slow steady gains, but never come anywhere near a bear's max one day profits

>>12481665
I do not worry about margin. Also using lagging indicators like "it was/is going strong" is more akin to gambling. I'll rethink my position once we set a higher high.
>>12481685
Yeah sure the economy looks great! Oh wait...

>>12481657
I know it's said about a lot of things, but the different Brexit scenarios are probably baked in at this point

>>12478522
>Why has every true democracy failed?
Because the real world us far too complex for the average citizen who's lacking education and knowledge to exercise power, so he's left with the delusion that he can influence things in some way or another.
There has been no true democracy ever in human history.
You can still improve yourself though, taking your own life doesn't change things in any meaningful way.

THEY CANT STOP THE BUYING

>>12481734
forex market right now is assuming a delay/continuation, e.g. no hard brexit

don't really know for equities in this case

will markets rally on impeachment?

>>12481736
thats why im thankful for America's Federal Republic

direct democracy over 1/3 of a billion people would be a retarded nightmare

of course, as with any man made system, our republic still has room for improvement

What are some comfy dividend stocks

>>12481728
What is wrong with the economy then? Faggot.

>>12481810
QQQ

Why is CGC falling I just bought in

>put on an iron condor on a 128/147 IWM iron condor some weeks ago
>The Russell 2k relentlessly keeps going high day after day in a truly bizarre fashion--like it was a leveraged ETF during a strong rally
>Eventually bail on the position because it reached my top strike and it's not worth rolling up
>later find out that the Russell 2k had its best start to the year since 1987 [https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/17/small-caps-russell-2000-best-start-to-year-since-1987.html]

Ridiculous. At least the delta hedges I put on ensured I'm at a tidy profit overall.

>>12481835
>put on a 128/147 IWM iron condor some weeks ago
oops, fixed. Just woke up.

>>12481775
Republicanism is the vestiges of aristocracy. Democracy would be no more incompetent than what we have now. Even republics that exclusively serve the ruling class must deal with the factionalism among the ruling class coalition and the ideological stupidity that comes about as a result. The good government of oligarchs and aristocrats is a 2000 year old meme.

>>12481810
WM
LMT
HON
DIA

WMT $100 1/25 calls

>>12481810
NRZ
TWO

At least my IRA canceled out my shit options that got wrecked.

>>12481810
BEP
Mostly hydro power, but growing in wind and solar. Yield is around 7%. Debt situation is pretty good, very little in floating rates.

Went down a lot last year due to lack of rain in North America.

>>12481810
CIM

LEGENDARY

>>12481813
I won't spoonfeed disrespectful Cryptoniggers. Take a look at some statistics or outside maybe.

>>12481880
just because you're unsuccessful doesn't mean the economy is bad.

>>12481879
Probably just another hoax. These things are 9/10 times.

>>12481844
aristocracy of some form will always exist

all humans are not equal

some are stronger than others, some are smarter than others, some are richer than others
some can give birth to new humans, some can only donate genetic material to help

if we are all equal, than why would you prefer a doctor that is 30+ year old who went to medical school, compared to a four year old?

republicanism is the best form we have found, because it works in reality

sure anarchist communism would be better in a perfect world, but not all are equal, some people will lie, cheat, or steal

republics work under real world conditions, they dont need a bunch of untrue assumptions in order to be successful

and thats not even considering the problem arising from nationalism and having multiple forms of government existing together on the same space (planet)

ACB TO THE MOON

>>12481897
I think you are just projecting yourself onto me. This place is insufferable at the moment. I'll come back once it turns red again.

>>12481915
the first step would be to delete all of your anime pictures. there is help out there if you want it.

>>12481900
>aristocracy of some form will always exist
the word you are looking for is "elites", aristocracy is a very specific form of elite that refers to those who get power through noble titles or large estates passed down by birth.

Democracy doesn't presuppose some form of equality, you go back to ancient athens it was a very unequal society, but the toiling masses still had political power, and indeed political power over the elites. That's what democracy is about.

Okay now shill me some cheapies

>>12481959
There aren't any

>>12481915
You will never be back then this bull run is literally unstoppable.

>>12481959
RNN

>>12481959
Kraft Heinz still waiting for my Robinhood deposit to clear reeeee it's up 3% since two days ago.

Who’s comfy here


Swinging XXII to 2.80

>>12481948
you are the one who brought up republicanism = aristocracy

>the word you are looking for is "elites"
right back at you

>>Democracy doesn't presuppose some form of equality, you go back to ancient athens it was a very unequal society, but the toiling masses still had political power, and indeed political power over the elites. That's what democracy is about.
as does republicanism, thats the whole reason elections exist

but this is getting quite off topic for a stock market general

>>12481959
WM
LCI
WTI
SQQQ

USD/GBR options will also be cheap until march, then the fireworks will fuck everything up

>>12481828
Did you even perform TA?

>>12481844
American Republicanism was very progressive for its time, I remember reading that even Marx and Engels thought it was the most essentially democratic system of governance at the time, along with the Swiss canton system. I think it was in the Anti-Duhring but I could be wrong.
Anyway, in the present day I believe it's evident that democratic systems of any kind are getting kind of outperformed by "authoritarianism", so we might see democracy slowly get re-evaluated.

>that anon who convinced his mom to sell her $800k index funds in mid December

OH NONONONONOONON

>>12481995
If he bought back in around January 1st during the obvious reversal he still made like 10%.

>>12481987
Idk how the fuck I missed this. Do you watch XXII often?

>>12481989
>did you even perform TA?

>>12481989

Fuck you bulls see you all at black monday

>>12482015
Stay poor

>>12481967
SQQQ looks like a cheapie. You're telling me there are no cheapies on the entire market?

>>12482013
Yeah, bretty good stock for swing trading and selling $3 calls. Collect good premiums every month

>>12481989
My TA on TQQQ says its going to 46.50 Today or ATH

>>12478522
Ripparoni brother

>>12482015
>>12482023
>these are the people who get mad at losing money on some smg shilled memestock

>>12482039
kek Monday is closed, that being said I'm not sure if I'm confident enough to hold any long positions through the long weekend, maybe just some lottos.

>>12482046
ignore him, make your own decisions.

>>12482056
Do you think he drowned in his own vomit?

>>12482039
>martin luther king burffday
>Black monday
the fucc that spose ta mean whiteboi

>>12482047
bless you fren

>>12482070
I think he took too small a dosage. Hes a jew, dont take his word seriously.

>>12482039
>Fuck you bulls see you all at black monday

kek

LCI having a golden day.

it is the new thread called sailor moon!

>>12482102
>>12482102
>>12482102
>>12482102

>>12481915
posting little anime girls and being a retard is no way to go through life anon

>>12481810
BST looks good. There's an anon here always recommending it.

Can’t we have one stock market discussion where someone DOESN’T shoot up heroin

>>12481810
IBM