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Just get an escort and have her larp with you all of your high school fantasies

>>12466410
You're Stacy looks a little brown. You should trade her in.

>>12466450
damn I actually fantasized about slavery for a half second there.

>>12466437
oh shit, i never thought of that

Of course not.

Im 36, why the fuck would I be in a bio class when I already took bio and A&P back in college?

>>12466851
A&P
This nigger can't type and he's trying to claim he's an adult that took advanced placement.
Where's the & come from, faggot?

>>12466935
No you’re the retard lol. Anatomy and physiology idiot. Are you stupid or just underage?

>>12466935
saddest post ive seen on biz in a while

>>12466410
god, i would jizz all over those safety glasses

>>12466935

>>12466410
What kind of life do you think other people are living? Like, seriously?

>>12466410
dam i remember bio lab...i had bio lab with one of the hottest girls i have ever meet. she was in my bio class recitation aswell and very friendly as we were also in the same table of 4 people and would talk sometimes about class and life in general. i remember when i had to take my chem final the TAs gave us random seat numbers to prevent cheating and mine happened to be right next to hers. we talked again for the final time right before the exam, she finished before me and that was the last time i ever talked to her.

>>12468416
Jeez she was just nice to a nerd, get over it.

>>12468428
no man she was different. we never talked about grades and I never bothered to ask because I assume she did well. she had outstanding color coded notes along with diagrams from the textbook and offered to help me and my group mates whenever we needed it. fuck why am i such a loser

>>12466851

>>12466410
that is a true statement

>>12468440
And through all your talking with her, you could never even ask her to go out for drinks

>>12468524
nope i am a class A loser

>>12468406
Interesting lives. some poor lives. some fantastical lives.
Why not just try and improve yours anon?

>>12466410
sauce

>>12468440
>why am i such a loser
Well if you learn from this (that people are normal and open to converse with anyone) and not let your own insecurities hinder you from taking a leap of faith and accepting that you may be rejected but still ask anyway then you wont be a loser for much longer.

>>12466935
kek

>>12466410
>brown

>>12466410
>jane

>>12468587
I'm not the one fetishizing the lives of strangers.
read the fucking post

I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH

>>12469073
a fellow janeposter, great taste m8

>>12466410
That's an old 5/10 bitch at best

>chink
yikes

>>12466410
Nothing stopping you from seducing 16yo Stacies in your 20s anon.

>>12470449
this is a boomer board faggot. we're all in our 30s now.

i have sex 20 times a day nigga what u mean

>>12466410
This girl isn't hot enough for me, unironically

Thin upper lip = SJW, coal burner, whore characteristic.

Donotwant.jpg

>>12466935
brainlet

I fucked a lot of stacy's and honestly you aren't really missing anything. Don't put them on a pedestal. Just get yourself a good girl that supports your grind, which is hard enough.

>>12466935
>A&P
>This nigger can't type and he's trying to claim he's an adult that took advanced placement.

im so fucking lonely bros

>>12468394
t. spectacle fetishist
if you want, I've got a few pairs that i'll sell for .05 BTC.
much nicer than those dollar store shits she has on

>>12466410
Why is she wearing tool shop goggles?
Can she repair my bicycle?

>>12466410
>walk out of bio lab
of course, because I'm not a brainlet
t. only CS major in my 150-brother fraternity

>>12471305
I'm 19 and I fuck 17 year olds

>>12466935
Turbo-Brainlet: The Post

>>12471869
yeah but where else are you supposed to meet nursing students
nurses are hands-down the sluttiest women i've ever met

>>12472151
I'm gonna have to say "Dental Hygienists for 500 Alex"

>>12471869
Don’t you still have to take a bio class as part of your general education?

>>12472194
As a CS student who is currently taking Bio, I can confirm

>>12472257
Yeah I’m taking bio this semester, but I’m at cc for my first 2 years so I’m a meme CS student for now.

>>12472257
>>12472194
I took intro to earth science instead. literally rocks for jocks. I purposely took it because half of the class was our football team so I knew there would be a massive curve and I could blow off most of the studying and do fine. Got an A

>>12472605
Bio at cc can’t be hard. I’m 99% sure I’m gonna get an ez A this semester.