/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for FUCK WARREN BUFFET!

>>12451814
what about Worren Bluffet?

>>12451818
What about Werren Buffet?

>>12451828
who? Never heard of her

Bears thought Brexit vote would dump the market lmao. I cant believe they shorted the bottom AGAIN lmaooooooooooo

x_QQQX_X

>>12451853
BST is better

>>12451814
>>12451818
>>12451828
SIEG HEIL BARON VON WUFFETT

>>12451842
looks like the GBP short still has legs desu

Should I gamble on PCG calls or get a rub n’ tug at a massage parlor?

I'm going to order food from either Pizza Hut, Domino's, of Jimmy Johns--no one else delivers. What get?

>>12451814

Warren von Smorgasbord

Hope no one's still holding mbot bags, cash out NOW

>>12451857
Well, no closed end fund beats BST, but its also a newer fund so you dont know for sure if theyll be another one of blk's junk funds in the future

eur/usd longs deep in profit for a once O_O

>>12451883
that is not a very good looking candle, to be very honest with you

BUY PCG!!!

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Realty Income Corporation, "The Monthly Dividend Company (TM)" pays today.

>one trillion parliament members debate, squack and tweet over literally nothing EU cuck bill that will affect literally nothing in the long run
>one parliament member remains to talk about actual conditions that impact his actual voters
its sort of sad

>>12451909
>invest 100k
>get 10 dollars a month
gee thanks

NO NO NO NO NO

>>12451921
hey, it's better than losing money just saying

>>12451892
Blackrock has gotten so good at CEFs, they'll surely won't mess this one up

>>12451930
if your safe asset doesn't grow with inflation you're literally burning money

>>12451929

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

>banks are missing earnings, and forcasting worse gains in the future
>So their stocks go up
This market is dildos

>>12451912
>Largest UK defeated vote in history
Thanks, I needed this laugh

>>12451921
you'd actually get $345 per month if you invested $100K in O.

PG&E is bankrupt.

LUL, I remember months ago when there were rumors they were the one that started the wild fire.

If only I shorted the rumour REEEE.

>>12451873
JJ. My girlfriend used to work there. It's good. Get #9

Deutsche Bank with Christian Sewing at the helm will soon be unstoppable

>LCI
>SESN
>NBR
>MNGA

Too the MOON!

>>12451997

ABIL is the next moon mission.

t.MBOTanon

>>12452006
>ABIL is the next moon mission.

Adding that to the watchlist.

here goes nothing..

SN taking off!! woohooo

>>12451987
I'll give it a go. I normally get the tuna or roast beef and ham.

>>12452028
kek why

Example from Sweden.

Orange is total Swedish stock market.
Green is the same, but with dividends reinvested.
For comparison we have NASDAQ Composite in blue, without dividends.

>>12452037
idk, the magnebraps must be getting to my head..

Friendly reminder that Germany will be in recession by 2020

>>12452031
up 28% today, i bought two days ago.

So brexit is cancelled? With the power now clearly in the hands of parliment they'll ask for more time and eventually get another referendum. Or am i missing something

>>12452024

Add it to your portfolio, dingus. It's not going to make you any gains on your watchlist

>>12451961
It means uncle Powell may stop being so harsh on Wall Street's naughty bois

>>12452058
you're still holding right?? lets try to get to $1

>>12452067
No, they just rejected May's total surrender deal to the EU.

>>12452069
we need bush to get a third and fourth term...

he was the hero we didnt deserve

>>12452144
You probably don't even remember Poland.

>>12452069
I love that he fucking grins as he dodges the shoe
absolute chad

>>12452144
He effectively killed the very notion of being a American and what it meant. Now we are total slaves for jews, and I mean in every facet of American life we are subservient to these dual citizens.

Reminder that the market is entirely controlled by Reptilian Jew Elite families, and any profits you may have observed are merely circumstance and luck

>>12452190
Eh, I'm Texan anyway

Fuck the rest of the US

Get some BAC calls for earnings tomorrow or get left behind

>>12452175
im no reporter bro

ill always remember poland helping us in iraq

>>12452190
you can levy the same accusations agains many presidents, clinton, reagan, obeezy, ectera

thats a huge "no true scottman" fallacy you are trying to insinuate

am I a fool for not selling acb today? why did it drop so sharply?

Wtf lol QQQX is just mooning for no reason
This is chad as fuck

>>12452144
>>12452183

indeed, we took him for granted

>>12452245
Thats definatley more natural of a bullrun than a moon mission Enjoy 8 more months like that

Natural gas appears to be forming a new support at 3.45. Four bounces off it today. I think i'll go ahead and nudge up my stop loss now.

>>12452222

It's a weed stock. They do that.

PAMP EET

>>12452279
its advertised as less voltile than nasdaq, wasnt expecting a based 2x special surpise

Wow, tech is the future

Nice pump before finish

That bear trap going on with LCI right now is amazing

>>12452309
the bush memes is what did it

>>12451814
FUCK ELIZABETH WARREN BUFFET

>>12451873
JJ gargantuan extra peppers and oregano

>>12452245
WTF maybe I was wrong!
Maybe I'll go 50/50 on QQQX and BST to diversity CEFs

>>12452190
He lifted the veil ever so slightly on what you truly are.

>>12452342
I'm already eating a big, meaty Italian. I can barely fit it in my mouth.

>>12452367
LOL
look at this dude..

reentering Terrascend now for another 8-10% flip... One of these days it's going to break out proper and I'll likely sell early but whatever. Swing and day traders are playing it like proverbial fiddle and I'm happy to join the band.

>>12452367
*snap*

Why isn't this pump dumping yet? FNGU keeps going up and has broken my meme lines.

woah magnebrap rallying LUL

>>12452388
You know it's true. If you look back historically, you've been slave to the jews to the same extent as you are now since long before the reign of Bush the 2nd. You were the chosen people's bitch since before you were born.

>>12452385
Based. I miss working there and eating sandwiches every day for free. Now the nearest one to me is 15 miles away

>>12452421
we're about to enter the Summer of FNGU again

google netflix amazon will return all time highs, facebook Alibaba apple will recover
Tesla to 1000 more than likely

>>12452440
No tomatoes, though. Only degenerates eat those uncooked.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .3%, no time to trade today but it was gween anyway. I'm raring to go tomorrow though!

>>12452222

because it went up more than 10% in a day.

>>12452474
+6.69%

>>12452367

>>12452474
This market ams dildos

Even as my trusty LMT dipped, QQQ stayed strong

Fuck banks

>>12452491
glad that lines up with your worldview so well you commie faggot

Food for thought as I go to applied probability class

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/index-crazed-investors-turning-p-110007521.html

>>12452474
Pretty cool stuff

>>12452472
If it doesn't have lettuce tomato and onions its not a sandwich

I just want to go to bed and see BAC earnings tomorrow.

>>12452533
here's your response to read as homework

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2016-08-24/are-index-funds-communist

>>12452474
I'm up $21, but still almost entirely in cash. Can't find any trades with all these earnings still yet to be announced.

>>12452531
it's a meme, fren, don't take it too personally lol

>>12452545
Want some lawn clippings for your fag salad?

>>12452474

Funny day for me on the markets. I was red for most of it thanks to getting squeezed on a small nasdaq short. Natty gas retraced some but appears to have formed new support as I posted above. Stop loss adjusted up a bit so now I either make a little money or a lot of money on the trade, no risk to principal. Trulieve had a nice rally in the last 30 minutes which ticked me juuuuuust slightly in to the green for the day. +0.06% overall. Hot gains.

>>12452474
slowly but surely getting back to september highs. still down quite a bit but I invest for years, not days

>>12452553
>I was just pretending to be retarded
except you actually believe it

>tfw starting to get slightly drunk again

anyhow, 2019 been good trading year so far systems are on point

>>12452557
Go eat a fucking toast sandwich you bland lookin ass nigga

>>12451842
They'll never learn

>>12452558

Oh wait, hang on, it seems my boomer long portfolio in my IRA outperformed my active trading portfolio a little today. 0.45% on that one. It's just a couple Canadian banks (RBC and Bank of Nova Scotia) and a couple broader market ETFs.

>>12452609
I eat meat--like a man!

>>12452474
That brexit vote fucked me in the ass mate.

>>12452624
God dammit tomato futures are down 6% since that post. I WILL FIND YOU AND FUCK YOUR MOM

>>12452675
you should only be trading lean hog futures dumbass

orange juice futures for a liquid is also fine

>>12452662
I'm sure you experience that a lot.

>>12452624
you eat like a fucking toddler, want a popsicle?

>>12452675
based

tomatofags get fucking annihilated

>>12451873
Hamberders

>>12452675
>not going long loose potato chip futures
It's like you're trying to lose money

>>12452675
get fucked tomatofag

>McDonald's Corp (MCD.N) has lost its rights to the trademark "Big Mac" in a European Union case ruling in favor of Ireland-based fast-food chain Supermac's
>The judgment, provided to Reuters by Supermac's, revoked McDonald's registration of the trademark, saying that the world's largest fast-food chain had not proven genuine use of it over the five years prior to the case being lodged in 2017.

pttth HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
l m f a o

>>12452686
And you gamble like an Irish immigrant.

>>12451794
Imagine being a bear lmao

>>12452732
>>12452716
>>12452730
TOMATOES ARE RED
MY DAY WAS GREEN
FUCK YOU ALL
YOUR HOGS AREN'T LEAN

>>12452738
>The judgment, provided to Reuters by Supermac's, revoked McDonald's registration of the trademark, saying that the world's largest fast-food chain had not proven genuine use of it over the five years prior to the case being lodged in 2017.
>not proven genuine use
>of the Big Mac™


I BEG YOUR PARDON?

how do I short england

>>12452772
hmmm, I love eating Supermacs™ from Supermac™

ba da da da daaaaa I am enjoying it!™

>>12452474

I bought the volatility on an option. LUL, only bought five though.

I want to see what happens when I strangle AMD.

>>12452841

>>12452877

I'm a retard who uses twitch emotes outside of twitch.

LUL is an emote to signify laughter, like 'lol'.

In this case I was laughing at myself for buying an option that at the time was inflated by volatility. Didn't look at the trend and bought virtually the top of the day.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>12452891
>McChicken
you're talking about that new restaurant, Supermac's, right?

>>12452890
why?

>>12452553
It's funny how personally it's taken. You can tell he's subconsciously aware of how true it is.

>>12452891
at my local mcdoanlds their black asses dont even greet you then When u do get thier attention they ask watchu want

>>12452891
>"I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Comfy changed his name to " 3-for-free!"

I made some shekels on the oil rebound after christmas but where do you guys think it will go next? Will it get back up to $70-$80?

OIL FUTURES UP 3%

Also lean hogs up meanwhile the various soi categories are all down. This amuses me. Long meat. Short soi.

>>12452939
>4 posts
>all about jews and the US
great contribution to the thread m8

SPY PUTS

SPY PUTS!

>>12452891
McChicken sauce packets???

Wtf am I reading? You mean mayo? What a fat fuck.

>>12452956

>>12452956

No way. It's going up to 2700. Today was an important day for bears to take control off the previous day's lower high. Didn't happen. Onwards to the longer term trend resistance.

>>12452891
Here's it's full with Turkish and Arab "youths." Why should I even enter? Was at McD last time in 1999 or so.

>>12452979
~2630 for the mass algo buyout trigger

>>12451985
I think it might all be a ruse. Utility companies are notorious for getting bailed out by the local government.

>>12452474
Up 0.1%

>>12452979

SHORT EVERYTHING

>>12452675
We trade lean hogs in this general, potatofag

why are people bullish on netflix if they're announcing a price increase? shouldnt it be the other way around?

>>12453110
How'd that big black dildo go last night?

>>12451794
Europe rules duh

>>12453135
more earnings

>>12453162
Any news?

>>12453155
I dislike Orange Man's policies but DAMN this nigger is based

>>12453135
netflix is getting more popular with old people and they don't know how to cancel.

Reminder DCA is your friend.

>>12453135
price increases means they make more money off of boomers (to rearted / price insensitive to cancel) and zoomers (too addicted to cancel)

>>12452947
>>12452950
Down to $35/bbl WTI.

>>12453155
fun fact, he couldn't get a single D.C restaurant in the area to cater his little "event" hahaha

>>12453235
One picture more sensations than 10 years EU debate. Translators interpreters died from boredom.

>>12453212
why you think that?
fear over global trade/growth?
OPEC meddling?

>>12451794
>just refer me on binance bro
>slash ? ref = 36244789

>>12453172
down cost averaging options sounds like a great idea and not a recipe for disaster at all

i've been reading on trusts like the BST and are they worth it? One that has caught my eye is CTY from the UK

>>12453235
I don't get why everyone hates trump.. it seems to me that only weak beta virgins dislike him.

Buying MCD because of government shutdown shows that he will do what ever it takes to keep things going!

cry all you want.. the guy is better than you.. and thats a fact.

>>12452891
Fuck off shill

>>12453266
US and Canada overproduction, Chinese downturn, and OPEC+ cheating quotas.

>>12453300
May not happen but if it does I'm going to long uwt with 30k lol.

i hope we get more brexit stuff since this is clearly gonna take some time and more negotiations
today was fun. felt like an FOIA day but with more REEEEEEING and moar ORRRDDDDAAAAAAAA

never really liked may, but i gotta feel bad seeing her get BTFO this bad for trying to give the people what they voted for. she apparently payed something like 1B GBP to DUP to buy votes for them, and they united against her almost unilaterally. ouch

>>12453170
unironically huge desu

>>12453300
natgas looks aight for the time being desu

>>12453212
>Down to $35/bbl WTI

Eventually yeah. I'm just interested in the short term trend up.

Why isn't AMZN crashing?

>>12453285
I hate all politicians
even trump an outsider turns out to be a zionist pig
do you deny it?

Please buy FPSO Dhirubhai-1. My bags are heavy.

>>12452474
I'm up on acb but about to lose on my pbi call. No worries cause I was paid to buy in the first place

>>12453351

Retail sentiment is that Amazon will be just fine long term. Also it held and bounced off long term low trend line in the market dump off, boing, etc. Pretty clear cut movement with plenty of investor confidence for now.

>>12453351
unironically because they need to split their shares in the divorce. m'lady only likes to cash out when the company is doing good

first time ive ever felt bad for buzzos desu
hes gonna put brendan fraiser to fucking shame with the size of this divorce

speaking of which, apparently brendans alimony payments end on the 31st of this month
amazing

It's been a good week, just jumped off Canopy because it felt like it hit a ceiling, hopefully it drops because I want to buy in again at $35

Today SemGroup closed at $17.64

who else here after they started investing and realizing they can make it if they drop 4 figures into principal monthly started working as many hours as they possibly could? like im 24 and cant find any reason wont i dont just work 80-100 hours a week right now, literally every dollar i make now is worth dozens in the future, and ultimately an infinite amount if managed correctly to grow faster than I use it

>>12453442

Good move. Canopy is a solid swing trade stock, in my opinion. Sort of same deal as the rest of the dude weed. Most interesting to me is it has a tendency to conform to relatively consistent pump and dump periods. 3-4 week pump off tightened price range, 3-4 week dump, consolidate for a while, 3-4 week pump, repeat. This most recent one was enlightening to me as I was not sure Canadian dude weed would remain in the same general pattern as it had prior to Canada officially going legal in October. For now, it seems the hype is still there and the big moves are going to continue.

Right now I want to see what happens at the ~$46.60(US) / $60(CAN) resistance.

>>12453488

This is pretty much how I started. Original idea was to pay of student loans faster. Built up an okay starting stack for trading while I was at it. I'm 35 now and the neither the flesh or spirit are willing to work like that anymore. At the moment I have a 25 hour/week safety net wageslave gig and make up the difference with trading to pull an acceptable income + build savings.

>>12453488
Stupid. You will burn out. Work smart not hard kid. Study, go into high paying field, get a good job $200k+, save and retire early. Easiest way to make wealth is by having high income. Working 100 hours for $20/hr is just stupid.

>>12453594
I'm good at swing and position trading but man I hate taking any capital from my index fund purchases to do it with. I had to pay $600 for my car today and all I could think of was 'this is like $5k in 20 years time for a shitbag 2010 Civic'.

Everything is in investing terms now with money, every dollar counts and I love it

Wish I could find a job heping the lesser fortunate or stupid NPCs with budgeting and financial management and wealth building, but without a degree who TF would hire me? I love this stuff but dunno how to turn it into more money quicker

>>12453488
>like im 24 and cant find any reason wont i dont just work 80-100 hours a week right now
meh
fuck that shit. working that much is a fucking drag and makes me want to kys myself desu

Doing pretty good, sold my AMRN during the last high so made some nice gains from that. Bought some Apple while it's in the toilet. Figure I can sell it when it climbs back to the 200+ range and make a nice bundle. If it takes a while that's ok, the nice fat div + drip will only make the selling that much fatter. Got 1K just sitting there, I'm waiting for Amazon to tank hard when the Divorce details leak.

>>12453650
college fucking blows man it always moves too slowly for me, and i dont have many 'job-able' passions

I like finance/investing, motorcycles, dirt bikes, gambling on sports, and diet/exercising

but i dont want to be a mechanic, or a personal trainer, nor do i have the capital to actually gamble on sports which Im good at for a real income, and like my other post >>12453660 I need a real full bachelors degree for any sort of financial job

>>12453660
find some prop shop that doesnt give a fuck WHERE you came from so long as you have a backtested model on how youll make them money

>>12453660
>I had to pay $600 for my car today and all I could think of was 'this is like $5k in 20 years time for a shitbag 2010 Civic'.

Yeah but you've only got about 80 years worth total if you're lucky. Nothing wrong with spending some cash, especially for something like keeping transportation in good repair.

>>12453679
Why would a CEO getting a divorce make Amazon tank
It has nothing to do with the company itself

>>12453697
Oh but it does. They got married before Amazon existed. They did the deed in a state that splits assets down the middle. So she may get a big hunk of Amazon + stock + money.

>>12453690
well yeah i absolutely paid it, but my point was my first thought was how this cost effects my investment principal growth, not that 'i need to pay this to go to work'

i think in longer terms now which is both great when im older but kind of sucks now seeing all the shit i have to pay for just to survive right now

>>12453683
You could take a masters in finance like i'm doing and i'm loving it. It's nice to invest time into something i actually enjoy but fuck accounting that shit can die in a fire

>>12453713
That may indeed tank Amazon hard, I didn't know that

>>12453697
Presumably if she sells the shares she got from the divorce the sudden surge in supply could cause the market to tank. Think the opposite of a buyback.

>>12453731
well i'd need to do a bachelors first lol. Did you go to a legit school for yours? I've been thinking of running through some online BS school quickly just so I 'have a degree', but im not sure how valuable those actually are to employers.

>>12453738
That would be a good buying opportunity, surely people aren't so retarded that that would trigger some lasting downturn

>>12453754
No, I don't think it would. Labor and regulatory issues are much better reason to be bearish on Amazon long term.

>>12453750
I'm doing my bachelor's in coporate finance here in a legit college in lisbon and i'm halfway done. After i'm done i'm going for a master's in finance as well... I really enjoy college despite everyone i know from high school hating it

>>12453769
This

+growth imvestimg is a strategy that is lomg term outperformed by momentum and even value
Only npcs go for the growth meme

>>12453769
I am long term bearish on FAANG, I think they're all overvalued (especially Facebook and Netflix)

>>12453750
Depends on what kind of employer you're looking for. I doubt most investment banks would take you unless they recognized the school. I'll be applying for jobs like that, actually. I've just got a minor in econ but I figure I'll be able to land an analyst position somewhere with my writing skills and knowledge in R.

>>12453791
I'm bearish on most of them but I think Alphabet has a very good chance of making a break through with next gen technology. Them or IBM.

>>12453775
i hated it when i was there because it moved SO slowly and so many classes were totally worthless and unrelated to waht i wanted to do

>>12453795
i dont ever want to make like 300k annually with some super high ranking office politics as hell type of job, if i just make like 70k a year i will be swimming in cash so quickly i'll be retired in barely a decade

I just want to get some company to pay me $65,000 annually to work 40 hours a week as some sort of financial analyst/wealth manager for say 500k-10m net worth clients, dont really awnt the stress of managing the hyper rich

>>12453880
I get it man whenever i have a really boring class like financial law or human resources i just skip them and pass the tests. What did you take in college?

>>12453880
Sorry to tell you anon, but that's what I'm going for right now as well, and those employers recruit from a minimum of the top 100 national colleges as far as I'm aware. Like, there might be some boutique firms I'm not aware of, but generally there's still a decently tough job market out there. Lot's of people go to school for this stuff because they enjoy it or they want to make a lot of money. Maybe you'll have better luck than I am if you actually major in finance or econ, but I've already worked in the industry and it's still hard times.

>>12453791
I think Facebook is fine, after all the hits they have taken I think they are correctly valued.
Now, Netflix and Amazon are fucked imo.

I closed on my house today. I needed to share that with someone. Thanks for being there for me smg frends

>>12454018
Congratulations anon.

54% of my stocks are in euro stocks.

On a scale of 1-10, how fucked am I now with the brexit news?

>>12454018
post picture anon
we're proud of you

>>12454018
Good job Anon! You're going to make it UwU

>>12454018
Congrats anon!

>>12451794
>It's a globalist super state now run by uneletced elitist bureaucrats
That is why European Union will be able to compete against others in the future

>>12453880
Is this bait? What you are describing is a dream job for literally hundreds of thousands of your competitors. Good fucking luck lol

>>12454106
No it won't. It's too big and slow to be able to compete with the US or China. Just look back at the last 25 years when Europe was around 30% of the world economy and now it's about 19% if i'm not mistaken

>>12454083
>post picture
Lol. Thanks guys!

>>12453679
If Amazon don't tank then after the Apple earning report I'll see what that does to Apple stock (hopefully cause it to tank even lower). Then I'll sink the whole 1k into Apple. Which at current $150 per would get me 6 shares. 0.73 x 4 x 4 x 6= 70.8 a yr in div's (dripped). So Fat Div + the eventual climb in stock price will get me a nice fat payday. If it takes a while before it gets back to 200+ per share, hey even better. Let that fat div build up some.

>>12454133
EU is the biggest single market in the world.

>>12454145
ok post a picture of a place that looks similar to it
i just want to know how jealous to be

>>12454167
That's not an argument.

>>12454167
It's a stagant market with slow as fuck growth, a declining population and a terrible political and monetary system that is just waiting to blow up

>>12454133
It have a chance to further integrate and transform itself into something more important and more efficient and also more democratic if you like that. Failing this Europe won't have a second chance

>>12454186
iT'S A StAgAnT MaRkEt wItH SlOw aS FuCk gRoWtH, a dEcLiNiNg pOpUlAtIoN AnD A TeRrIbLe pOlItIcAl aNd mOnEtArY SyStEm tHaT Is jUsT WaItInG To bLoW Up

>>12454188
It won't work. No one wants to give up their independence to Brussels or germany. It may survive as an economic free trade area with an integrated market but not as a pseudo-federalized state

My based dinner

>>12454220
that aint an argument

>>12454188
>integration will make it more efficient and more democratic
Yikes. The europhiles ITT.

Got my SQQQ calls primed and ready for tomorrow

>>12454221
Check the history of formation of German empire. It will simply be a repeat of that.
It would not survive as a pseudo-federalized state because it need to become a real one in order to success.
A standalone FTA is far too weak in the modern era to complete its basic task when we have now arrived to the era of FTA where full free trade require sacrificing sovereignty.

>>12454179

>>12454239
To be more efficient and more democratic than the current European Union is not something difficult. I am not saying it would be more efficient/democratic than individual countries in it.

>>12454245
Nice man congratulations. Now just make sure you keep up the curb appeal

>>12454244
That's the problem most power is going to be concentrated in berlin just like in the 2nd reich which the kingdom of prussia dominated the empire just like Germany would dominate a federalized europe and no one wants that especially after what happened to greece, despite them deserving it

>>12454255
>To be more efficient and more democratic than the current European Union is not something difficult.
Well, yeah, when you're neither efficient or democratic...

h-h-haha you loser bulls
w-we're going to retest the lows any day now, just you faggots wait
fuck boomers
fuck people
fuck you jessica from high school i loved you and you friendzoned me why did you friendzone me i would have done anything for you

>>12454268
No one wanted, but it happened anyway back then.
That is the choice to be made to be economically and politically remain relevant on the global stage, or face something UK now face with the Brexit scenario

>>12454018
good job, anon

>>12454018

i love you

>>12454245
nice anon
you didnt skip garage day
mirin

>>12454318
But people did want to unite into a united german state back then. That was the whole point of the 1848 German Revolution plus they fought a couple of wars just to unite the german states. But they did have something to unite over: a common languange, a common people and a common history. Europe itself is too fragmented and trying to united it into one single state will end in disaster. It will turn into the most unefficient undemocratic state ever

>>12452891
I only really like their breakfast desu..

When the fuck are they going to have a meal that comes with 1 sausage egg mc muffin 1 sausage breakfast burrito 1 hashbrown and drink!?!?!? wtf MCD get your shit together!!

>>12453927
sorry late delay, been stretching cuz my posture is AIDS

i've tried accounting, mechanical engineering, and computer science in college

all fucking boring, i never liked anyhing as much as finance once i got into this investing stuff

>>12453951
ive also looked at being an actuary, it fits my personality perfectly, but god damn does it sound boring as FUCK on a daily basis

>>12452891
>>12454392
>eating breakfast food for breakfast

I just eat the exact same kind of food I would eat for lunch or dinner
My parents have told me they think it's weird, but I don't see it as all that abnormal

>>12452891
How are so many people not recognizing this pasta

>>12454399
Oh i sort of went through the same as you. Back in high school i choose sciences instead of economics (Here in PT we have to choose sort of the field we want to study in in HS) because i'm also quite good at chemistry and physics and i wanted to go towards mechanical engineering in college but i always add a knack for macroeconomics and statistics. I only got into finance in the 2nd wave of college applications because i couldn't get into my main choice which was economics but thank god i didn't get because now that i've got into finance i truly love it

>>12454451
whats the difference between economics and finance from a degree/job opportunity perspective? Which one is more 'investment job' related?

Can I still make a living being a clown/juggler/stand up comedian?

>>12454467
I'd say finance would be more related to investment. I think in economics you talk more about micro and macro economics and basically the theories and think behind the economy while in finance we talk about investing, bonds, funds, equities, swaps and a lot of excel. But i think you could get into an investment job with either of them

>>12453406
At what point were you thinking of switching to a log scale?

>>12454467
Business/finance is semi-useful and (largely arbitrarily) valued in finance/investment jobs. Economics is more akin to being indoctrinated into a religion you didn't know existed--useless in almost every conceivable way valued less than business/finance in industry. Economics is more appropriate if you want to become a professor and teach economics.

>>12454399
GL anon, I'd go insane if I tried that shit.

>>12454467
Not much from an employers stand point.

>>12454399
The nice thing about being an actuary is that all you need is to pass the exams.

>>12454474
its depends if you have soul of a jester or not

The absolute state

https://www.ccn.com/activision-blizzard-may-be-accused-of-securities-fraud-by-investors/

>>12454707
Also, Bears got BTFO again LMAO

Well placed some buy orders. TGT and LGF.A. These two companies are ripe for takeover. TGT is down in the shit, the high being $90. So if it don't get bought, I can always sell it on a high note and enjoy the fat 0.64 div in the meantime. LGF is in a good spot for takeover with the media mergers being all the rage now. They got a shit pot full of content plus own starz channel. The stock is cheap atm at under $20 per so some company can swoop in and buy it without to much trouble.

>>12454707

>>12454707

>>12454728
I've been debating getting some Feb calls on TGT this whole week. Haven't pulled the trigger yet, but I think they will go up. There market is basically people that don't want to deal with retards at Wal-Mart.

>>12454474
depends on how funny you are, and how many people your funny can reach

>>12454516
I will say it depends on the class and the professor. I took a comparative econ class from some cold war era professor and it was fantastic. Those few who remember what it was like before the hegemony often have truly valuable insights, same as though who specialize in China and the post-soviet countries, they can see the limits of liberalism and neoclassical theory.

>>12454707
JUST

Anybody else feel like /smg/ is a waste of time/a hindrance? Especially with all of these tripfags.

>>12454811
no

I feel like anonymous posters that just blind bash every stock for no reason is a waste of time. GL kiddo

Fuck.

>>12454018

>>12454845
is that the new /smg/ hedge fund headquarters?

>>12454845
looks comfy

>>12454811
you're welcome to leave

>>12454855
it has a crack den feel to it
super comfty

>>12454507

It's only a two year trend. I don't normally use log for that kind of time frame. However, in Amazon's case the same low points do fit on the longer term trend line going back to '08 crash with only minor divergence below in 2015. This makes no difference to my original normal scale chart from 2016 to present.

>>12454619
yeah ive looked them up and there is an insane amount of them, can you get a job if you litearlly just roll into an interview with no degree but all your exams/certs passed? that would be ideal for me, learn everything on my own at home

>>12454864
doesn't comfy live in a crack den?

>>12454855

Real shame. Looks like it was a nice building once with some heart put in to the construction. I imagine a lot of the wood frame houses in the same area have completely fallen apart.

>>12454915
It's true I do, I also suck nigger dick to get by

I wonder what the ipo share price of slack will be? You know it'll get took over by one of the "big tech" giants in no time. The only question will be which one will fork out the most money. My guess would be MS, they can't have something competing with the Outlook.

>>12454941
What kneepad brand do you trust?

>>12454946
Tachikara, for no other reason than it has a cool gook anime feel to it.

>>12454964
Ah, exquisite taste.

>>12454905
I assume you'd need/employer would want a bachelors, but I think there are people that go into it without a formal background in the topics. I haven't looked into it much, just something I consider once in a while, but it seems too boring. It is a rather clear cut job after all.

I've been thinking of opening a short on GrubHub with a long dated expiration.

There are too many companies that are or could take its market share. No way it is worth what it is currently at.

>>12455050
you should short magnegas

>>12455268
How do you short something not worth a quarter?

>>12453135
People are retarded. Shit is dying before our eyes.

>>12453880
>$70k a year
Why the fuck even go to college then? You can make that in some piss easy code monkey job

>>12453697
GALT shares will dilute this week, cash out while you can rebuy at the lower price.

>>12455338
that's a retarded idea, and I definitely won't do that
the series b converted shares being converted is a bullish indicator, it happened on January 11th, the last day of the JP Morgan healthcare conference
all appearances suggest that they converted their shares to common stock so that they could profit from an imminent rise in share price
GALT doesn't need to dilute to raise money, and they've been looking for a partnership/bo for a long time (they've had a strategic advising company on their payroll for more than 6 months now)

if you're sure they're going to dilute, then feel free to put your money where you mouth is and short it

>>12454018
Congrats my man great job

>>12455372
I've been shorting GALT for the past 2 days

>>12454467
finance is more investment related. econ will deal with elasticity and monetary policy and mechanics of credit, etc. finance will deal with cost management, cash flow forecasts, leverage, corporate governance, benchmarking portfolios, etc. finance is real world corporate economics. unless you want to go work for the Fed or Finra or just do research, econ isn't as applicable as finance in the workplace, especially the investment space

>>12455335
but being a code monkey NPC fucking blows man

Ive tried to learn C++ and Python before and its fine I can do it, but its SO boring and i hate it and i'd rather work at Walmart long term than taht shit

As a brainlet poorfag looking for 1-2 year returns, I'm fucked.

>>12455386
let me know how that turns out for you
also, please post your position for posterity

>>12455387
this is about waht i thought; economics degree is more theoretical and for being a professor and shit which i dont want to do

i want to work with investments and make fat stacks through work AND my own personal investments

>>12455389
Yeah that’s the point tho, if you are only going to grind it out for 10 years anyways, skip college and just get to work. You’d be halfway done by the time you’re scheduled to graduate.

>>12455427
right now i deliver fucking pizza for about $16/hour net after taxes and gas and im pretty happy with that honestly, i like doing it its easy as hell and im just not sure the extra money is worth learning coding and dealing with doing that shit all day, i freakin hate it breh.

>>12455393

>>12455446
Have you considered going into porn?

>>12455446
Coding was just a for instance, idk what your predilections are. Point was don’t do college to make money, it’s a meme.

>>12455459
based and callpilled

US SUGAR #11 PUMPING

I think I might get more in to trading commodities. Originally I was just watching them because I thought some of the names for things are funny. Then I started paying attention to the price movements. There's a lot of volatility with these commodities that I think I can trade pretty well. Will look in to it in future. I'm not sure what they best way to trade some of these commodities is. I mean I don't actually want to buy bags of sugar and, ya know, cattle, on account of my neighbours probably wouldn't be too cool with a hundred cows in my backyard and all. There are probably ETFs for a lot of it, same as oil/gas.

Long big sugar. BIG SUGE.

Here goes nothing. Thanks LCIguy

ANOTHER campbells soup thread
this time with inspiring video

>>12455511
>>12455511
>>12455511
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>>12452144
bit late but
fucking kys yourself

>>12455446
It's shit like this that burns me up. Dude is making $16 an hr doing a easy as shit job + tips while others who've been working a job for so long who are in to deep to quit w/out serious blow back (pension + 401k + benefits) are getting screwed and forced to get by with making less a hr. Dude I don't know what the col is where your at but I'd fucking keep that 16 hr job for a long as I could. Damn; I'd fucking do it myself but I'm in to deep at my current job.

>>12454268
You're comparing Merkel to Otto von Bismarck. That is not an apt comparison.

>>12451794
Pic is BFV?

>>12455446
Where the hell do you make that kind of money delivering pizzas?

>>12457067
Commieformia.