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The Brainlet problem Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:57:30 2019 No.12447907 [Reply] [Original]

There is to many brainlets on this board, it's okay that there are some, but if there are to many they tend to dominate threads and derails any attempt of having a good and informative thread.
Therefor i have created a test, if you don't get at least 4 rights, then you are at most allowed to post one reply in each thread and you are not allowed to create any threads. (It's not allowed to google the answers)

1) A child is in a car accident with his mother, the child is brought to the hospital and a nurse in the hospital exclaims "That's my son", what is the relationship between the Nurse and the child?
2) Which character in the TV-series "Friends", does Sergey resemble the most (personality wise)?
3) What is a "Big Mac Index"?
4) What two colour are my main Magic card deck composed of?
5) If Chainlink reached the same marketcap evaluation as Bitcoin had at it's peak, what would be the price of one link token? (rounded up, to nearest 100$)
6) What is the name of Peter Schiff's company (the logo in the background of his "youtube studio")?
7) A fox is trying to reach some eatable object tree, it tries to climb, jump and stretch up to reach it, but the object is out of reach. The fox gives up and walk away, as it does so it says "I don't want that object anyway, they are probably sour anyway". What is the eatable object?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:59:11 2019 No.12447915 >>12447907 I know the answers to all of these ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:17:00 2019 No.12448007 >>12447907 >eatable thats the low IQ way of saying edible

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:18:26 2019 No.12448017 Is #2 Gunther?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:19:27 2019 No.12448024 >>12447907 learn to use the english language first, then we'll talk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:19:55 2019 No.12448030 kys yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:20:01 2019 No.12448033 >>12448007 at least i got 6 out of 7 right.. btw you have used your one allowed post per thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:46:28 2019 No.12448175 >>12448033 you couldn't get all of your own questions right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:48:14 2019 No.12448184 what makes u smarter than the rest of us here. get off ur high horse

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:53:22 2019 No.12448218 >>12447907 By answering any of these proof that you are a brainlet and a sheep. No idiot will fall for your shit.

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Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:57:49 2019 No.12448246
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>>12447907
>1) A child is in a car accident with his mother, the child is brought to the hospital and a nurse in the hospital exclaims "That's my son", what is the relationship between the Nurse and the child?

This shit trick question makes sense mostly to burgers because no matter if it's a male or a female you still call it "nurse". In most other languages we have a feminine and a masculine, depending on what gender the nurse is. Many (non-burger) people are not even aware that you don't have a word for a male nurses. Also growing up with Hollywood movies that portrayed mostly female nurses, the first thought that comes to mind is to translate it using the feminine form. Hell even the dictionaries put the feminine form first.
TL/DR: fuck your retarded language

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Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:59:45 2019 No.12448264

>>12447907
>There is to many brainlets on this board, it's okay that there are some, but if there are to many they tend to dominate threads and derails any attempt of having a good and informative thread.
8) How many grammatical errors are there in the quoted text?

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Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:00:47 2019 No.12448271
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>>12447907
ez

>1) A child is in a car accident with his mother, the child is brought to the hospital and a nurse in the hospital exclaims "That's my son", what is the relationship between the Nurse and the child?
The nurse is obviously a chainlink holder, and the child is obviously sergeys son, because he is such a chad he emprignated the nurse why she was in the car
duuhhh? ez?

>2) Which character in the TV-series "Friends", does Sergey resemble the most (personality wise)?
all of them combined, in fact friends means chainlink.

>3) What is a "Big Mac Index"?
theBig Mac Index, is a sex position, where sergey puts his giant ham between a linllet cheeks (or breads), and tosses salad in it

>4) What two colour are my main Magic card deck composed of?
ez, White and blue, ffs chainlinks logo

>5) If Chainlink reached the same marketcap evaluation as Bitcoin had at it's peak, what would be the price of one link token? (rounded up, to nearest 100$)
1000000$ / link ez

>6) What is the name of Peter Schiff's company (the logo in the background of his "youtube studio")?
its linklet syndrome

>7) A fox is trying to reach some eatable object tree, it tries to climb, jump and stretch up to reach it, but the object is out of reach. The fox gives up and walk away, as it does so it says "I don't want that object anyway, they are probably sour anyway". What is the eatable object?
I know for a fact it's not linkies, because if it was linkies i'd have fucking stepped on that fox to reach for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:02:19 2019 No.12448285 >There is to many brainlets on this board > is > to OP is a brainlet, can't even spell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:04:06 2019 No.12448299 >>12448246 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:14:40 2019 No.12448354 >>12447907 How many linkies for Watson gf?