/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12440550
first for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

also
tripfaggotry

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

reminder to continually build your dividend base

>>12440550
GOMFY YOU MADE THE GENERAL WITH A TRIP DIDN'T YOU READ WHAT I PUT IN THE COPYPASTA

>>12440574
FUCK
Sorry I was in a rush, I have to leave rn
I apologize and will refrain from doing so in the future

>>12440582
>>12440574
who cares if you make it with a trip.. not like the faggots that complain about trips contribute anything of use anyway.. they can go cry themselves in the corner while they watch their shitcoin holdings dwindle

I just want to take this time to address all of the haters and detractors of MNGA. MagneGas is a great company with great prospects and is in the process of acquiring many new contracts all over the arab word as well as working with governor Desantis to combat the red tide problem in Florida. Stop posting screen shots of you losing money on MNGA and stop giving MagneGas a bad name, keep that shit to yourself. Also don't blame me for your losses, if you were smart you would have bought at the dip, fucking retard niggers lol.

heil hitler btw

Did anyone have calendar suggestions in last thread?

I'm lazy and just got home from class

Also green day hooray!

QQQ...X

SSO AND QLD RISE UP

GET THAT 2x LEVERAGE U OPTIONERS ITS THE ONLY WAY FOR TRUE GUARANTEED GAINS

>>12440596
please provide links of such new contracts

Thanks

What's with all the tripfaggotry ITT?

>>12440596
>heil hitler btw
yea u better heil me fagt
btw the names hortler
git it rite

>>12440603
http://www.magnegas.biz/contracts/PDF.Trogan-dl-injectorx

here, as you can see they've acquired many contracts today

scroll down for more info

>>12440632
big5 made me do it

>>12440644
link doesnt work

>>12440656
welcome to magnefags botnet yah dummy

>>12440644
HAHAHAHAHA

>>12440656

>>12440661
man on the side attack: INITIATED

Sold MBOT too early

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Buy Unilever, it never goes down

>>12440661
so then basically MNGA really is garbage?

thanks.. selling all MNGA now

>>12440688
>he sold
pamp eet

>>12440550
lmao what happened to PCG?

>>12440706
&E Corporation (PCG) is currently at $9.15 , down $8.44 or 47.98%
-- Would be lowest close since Oct. 16, 2002 , when it closed at $8.19
-- Would be largest percent decrease on record (based on available data back to Jan. 21, 1972 )
-- On Sunday, PG&E announced Chief Executive Geisha Williams was stepping down amid fallout of its role in helping spark California wildfires. John Simon , the company's general counsel, was made interim CEO until a successor is found
-- Earlier Monday, PG&E said it intends to file for Chapter 11 around Jan. 29 as it faces more than $30 billion in potential liability costs related to its role in sparking deadly California wildfires
-- Currently down five of the past six days
-- Currently down three consecutive days; down 48.68% over this period
-- Worst three-day stretch on record (based on available data back to Jan. 21, 1972 )
-- Down 61.47% month-to-date
-- Would be a new 52-week closing low
-- Traded as low as $8.80 ; lowest intraday level since Oct. 17, 2002 , when it hit $8.25
-- Most active stock in the S&P 500 today

so whats some good foreign holidays to include in calendar, chinese holidays (china market is closed), japan holidays, any others? i think most euro wide holidays tend to match up with american ones nicely, is there a list of euro-wide days that their markets are closed? or just include France, Germany, UK, maybe Italy?

>>12440632
tripfraging is reaching critical mass, just like october

if there is any sure sign that we are about to have a huge market dip soon, this is it

>>12440722
oh they fugd up pretty hard

>>12440706
They set California on fire

>>12440661
kek'd

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today?. I'm up .27%, hit two 45 minute longs, didn't short. I've profited on 14/16 of my last daytrades, very cautious though.

>>12440728
big5 needs a spanking desu
thats why this is happening

to everyone:
im sry

>>12440758
this shouldve doubled their value tho
wats up, i wonder?

>>12440766
Great day! Good first day of winter semester

There was a half second between 3:59 and 4:00 that said down $200, but it corrected itself
>Spoooky

Also nice dubs!

>>12440755
>inb4 they didn't do it and it was actually caused by a mexican national who came here to sell drugs and rape white girls, but the commies are protecting him so they can push thier agenda.

>>12440766
wtf red day
dont really care so...

one plate of Boneless Wings with no sauce

>>12440766
Down .39% Didn't make any trades.

>>12440766
Up $20 on my Russell 2000 iron condor, down $11 on my QQQ delta hedge vertical spread. I'm almost entirely in cash because it's earnings season and have a beta-weighted portfolio delta of -0.05--which is about as market neutral as is humanly possible.

>>12440796
It was directed energy weapons being fired by a Gundam on the moon to burn down the houses of hollywood pedophiles. #trusttheplan #Qanon
>>12440809

>>12440550
can someone redpill me on options?

I finally was able to release my Citibank bags today. Still kept 1 share for good luck, like a blue sapphire

>>12440830
that doesnt look anything like the picture

>>12440830
>no sauce
>no blue cheese
disgusting!

>>12440857
calls make you buy 100 shares and lose all your money
puts make you sell 100 shares and lose all your money

it really is that easy!

>>12440784
Trumptard please off yourself. Commiefornia is the world's 5th largest economy. Setting it on fire is a bad thing mmmkay. No go back to sucking on orange man's peepee.

>>12440864
Oh my mistake that was comfys order. Here are boneless wings from chilis with no sauce

>>12440766
-1.4% and shouldn't be but got greedy. Net positive from last week at least.

>>12440766
>Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today?

Not great, but, could have been worst.

>>12440911
down 3% = $41

>>12440885
lmao
fuck drumpf
hes literally a saudi/israeli psyop in the form of a edgefag populist movement

that said, california produces nothing except debt
i dont know if you can call that an "economy"

also
>Setting it on fire is a bad thing mmmkay
california being on fire is commonplace and also necessary
do you dare to defy natural law?

>>12440893
>>12440864

can i have the celery?

STOCK KEKS BTFO

>>12440941
I thought he was a Russian plant?

Dow -0.37%, nasdaq -0.91%, . . . still looking solid after extreme sell off induced by faang panick and tax selling and extreme btfd! Nasdaq more likely has still moar selling pressure ofcourse than dow or sp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3rDp9HgKBo

>>12440963
hes planted there by whoever you want!
except for american voters of course

>>12440966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywSzjRq0e4

>>12440893
thanks but too crispy, its like cutting the roof of my mouth. I should have gotten the Tacos FUCK

>>12440942
You can have mine they dont have peanut butter here

>>12440975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hQMPDHLv2M

>>12440963
no the russian hackers are my frens
theyre cool
drumpf has nothing to do with them

can't the market just fucking crash already?

>>12441138
cAn'T tHe mArKeT jUsY fUcKiNg cRaSh aLrEaDy?

>>12441138
no
like i said last thread, all retail shorts need to be liq'D

>>12441138
soon

>>12441180
I'm telling you guys we are in a recession, sure they're not going to say we're actually in a recession, but I'm telling you we're in a recession right fucking now.

>>12441213
im aware
theres still hedges and other big boys (medium boys) stuck in there rn. theyre gonna line up a couple more squeezes to try and escape first. i sincerely doubt theyre going down without a fight.

ER season gives them a good thing to sell into

???

>>12439671
>>12439731
>>12439827
>>12439899
>>12440140
>>12440224
to re-iterate

>>12441213
recession
/rJˈsɛʃ(ə)n/

noun
1.
a period of temporary economic decline during which trade and industrial activity are reduced, generally identified by a fall in GDP in two successive quarters.
"the country is in the depths of a recession"

By definition, you're wrong.

>>12441253
its moreaccurate to say we never really got out of the last one. it just felt good because muh free money glitch

LCI ended red.

Order me up another one barkeep. Still waiting on that squeeze.

>>12441213
>GDP growing
>recession

pick 1

>>12441252
lower lows in 2019 are not totally out of question yes, but takes closer to summer at least

>>12441243

Stupid question,

On Robinhood it says for a 11$ Call with a 3.90 premium expiring jan 18th for SQQQ, the breakeven point is 14.90

But the price its traded at currently is 14.93? Couldn't I purchase the option and exercise my option and take the 14.90 - 14.93 difference right away?

>>12441213
are you trying to exploit me for nudes?
Are you scared?
You should be.

>>12441287
yea i think next up is a fakeout shakeout end of this week, then slow climb on SPY to kiss like 270, then new low
this could take all ER season tho

>>12441243
ignore me

>>12441291
just type some gay fucking name then a "#nigger"
ez

>>12440574
where is that picture from?

>>12441253
We are in it, people just haven't identified it as of yet. I can tell you if we don't get 2 out of three deals involving chinks, uppity sand niggers or democrats you'll hear the doom and gloom it's all over 5 months from now when the bottom starts to be found, and shit finally actually starts its recovery. You just by definition have your thumb too far up your ass to have it close enough to the economy to see what's actually going on.

>>12441329
sundowns frontal lobe

>pcg

>>12441321
Thanks friend, I figured it out.

test

>>12441349
fair warning to all tripfaggots tho
this fucking happened
he was never heard from again
some say this guys still out there, archiving everything

https://ia600206.us.archive.org/32/items/4chanSpUTVFanEverythingPDF/4chan%20sp%20UTV%20fan%20%27Everything%20PDF%27.pdf

>>12440602
This dip will be an excellent buying opportunity

>>12441329
It’s from Alan Moore’s Fashion Beast, good comic!

>>12440893
I don't have money for dinner. C-can I LARP too? I lost it all on qqq puts. I just want a side Caesar salad, no croutons.

alright another day in the books
made about 600 in profits
overall good day for me
now, I need your help /biz/
should I order a hooker off cityxguide or shoot up and attempt to play blackout while high?

I haven't gambled in so long I forgot about the rush of stress and retardation
If LCI could not dump tomorrow to give me hope, that would be great

So do boomers freak out every time the S&P closes slightly red or what

>>12441376
noice!

also great to see teh profit back!!

>>12441376
I remember this, amazing autism

>>12441376
that shit was hilarious. celebrating his 100th and 200th thread.

I wonder what happened to the archiver.

>>12441630
Add ratsu to GOAT UwU

>>12441582
boomers are capable of nothing except causing pain and stealing from every other generation that has ever existed

if they arent making 10% daily they say its the millenials fault

>>12441666
how do i add people to discord

>>12441677
Nikki poster too!
i forgot so many people on that list...

>>12441303
It's only saying that cause of low liquidity.

If you try buying it, you won't find sellers at the price necessary to do your arbitrage.

>>12441376
w-w-what the fuck

>>12441696
You did good! Ratsu is Nikki btw kek

Should I short P&G?

>>12441630
have to admit he had some good rankings

>>12441723
dont be on the wrong side of history anon. the future is female.

I HAVE ZYNGA STOCK SHOULD I SELL THE DIP SCARED ME

>>12441731
it was spur of the moment, off the top of head

could have been much better, and comprehensive

Who else here comfy with bonds right now ?

>>12441723
I'm considering it since they've been pumped over a restructuring we will see the results of for the first time.

>>12441723
no you shouldnt short the people that make everyones toothpaste and shampoo

>>12441743
If something goes down you should always sell it. No reason keeping losers around.

Red day. Red futures. We are going back to December lows.

>>12441746
nah, it wasn't too bad m8

>>12440706
>lmao what happened to PCG?

News release said chapter 11. Bankruptcy.

>>12440966
I'm holding my Nasdaq short until probably power hour tomorrow, then see what the dealio is. If it's another inside candle like today i'll probably cover and wait in cash. If it sets lower low, I may add to my position.

Natty gas killed it today. Gap up and just kept going all day. From what I can tell from the chart it seems there should be at least a couple more days of green on this before the price skids back down. We'll see tomorrow. I am doing 2x leverage of this trade. Was kinda hoping it would retrace some of that gap during the day before resuming bullish but nope, boosters ignited. Stop loss is at the top of the gap for now.

>>12441752
Some munis had minor sell offs today but I'm looking at adding more HYD

>>12440706
thye litterally lit California on fire

>>12441809
>inside candle

Oh wait, looking at wrong chart there. No inside candle. Lower low too. Yeah i'm holding that short for a bit.

>>12441809
youve got Courage to be trading Ntty gas with this volatilitu
Ill never touch the stuff above 3

>>12441838
There is literally nothing wrong with that.

>>12440722
Thank god I bought the dip and sold higher before all this came to light. Feel kinda bad for the fuckers who got trapped and lost they money once this came out. Aside; Thinking of selling my T stock after Feb 1st (after they pay the divvy). Gonna roll the proceeds into more AMRN or dump it back into my bank. Got VZ so I'll still be able to get all the gains from the 5G

>>12441867
didn't that one guy who managed a private equity firm lose all his client's money because of natural gas?

>>12441838
Not really seeing the problem here

>>12441867

You know, in comparison to some of the bullshit i've traded, this one on the natgas doesn't even feel that crazy.

>>12440706
>>12441838
>>12441883
>>12441917

their problem was that they didnt burn enough down

they were scheduled to burn down at least one major city, along with a couple themeparks

>>12441690
this. buy qqq calls. it's a no brainer.

anybody ever trade under the effect of phenibut?

>no fear
>no nerves
>no anxious calls
>confidence

only issue is I could see you being a little more reckless, but if you know proper risk management i think the pros far outweigh the cons. I can recall a shit load of times I got out too early because of overthinking, phenibut would help a shit ton with that

>>12442010
I take a large amount of many things to cope with this trader life

apologies for a newfag question, but can someone actually convince me that stock trading is more profitable than gambling?

>>12442039
just look at the DOW Jones Industrial Average and the S&P 500 over time.

>>12442039
Depends on how you're trading. Position trading is great. Day trading is shit. Swing trading is okay.

Or just invest and let the market itself do the work.

>>12442039
Smart investing will assure a comfy retirement.

Today SemGroup closed at $16.92

>>12440550
Buy Clinuvel its going to triple digits next 2-3 years

>>12442039
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=historical+returns+stock+market

>>12442095
whats smart investing in your opinion

>>12442109
why would an aus company go triple digits?

If oil stays low around here this year Goodyear Tires might scoop back up to 30s. Its worth buying a share or two

>>12442064
>>12442115
yes but recall that we are in the absolute best times in terms of returns. correct me if im wrong but market sentiments are lowering no?

>>12442095
this is true bbut not a helpful statement. on aside note, is crypto a smart investment?

>>12442076
where do you learn to trade? and do you actually make returns? because a friend of mine who's all into TA and stock market knowledge doesn't seem to make any $ after one particularly bad investment in the options market

>>12442115
if you do your research, take moderate positions and hold then you will profit. If youre just trading pumps then you will die penniless in the gutter

>>12442145
Im expecting a 12B buyout from a global pharma company. They are curing Vitiligo and creating a injection that will give people a tan

We've decided to sell our house, so my trading account should be ~$200k by April.

I'm ready for the short slide anons. Who else is going all in on shorts this year once we get the first official quarter marking the upcoming recession.

>>12441768
Like always? I'm still a bit new to the stock market, but sitting on a 13 percent profit on what I put in

>>12442185
Sick burn. Other guy btfo

>>12442185
Zynga, wow.

natty gaz futures trading up another 1.65%.

>>12442271
>>>/a/

>>12441768
This is fucking retarded, ignore this anon

>>12442299

I love you too, sweetie. +1.82%

>>12440550
What's the best divi growth stock right now?

>>12442318
WM
LMT
DIA

>>12442318
BAC C JPM are the best dividend growth stocks since the stress test
also SBUX and LOW but they arent exactly on sale

>>12442204
>>12442220
What

>>12441698
thank you

I kinda want to short Procter & Gamble because of that filth commercial Gillette put out today. Kinda goes against my 'never trade based on social politics' rule though.

>>12442363
What would possess you to buy Zynga?

>>12442397
thats a terrible idea for multiple reason lol
Youd be shorting a Dog of the Dow (Nike a Dow hound also mooned a bit after the negro commerical). in longer term, this probably wont effect sales either

>>12442415
Low cost, seemed like it had hit the low it would and it would increase, especially after the last time everyone got burned. And it seems good so far. I just never know when to sell.

>PG&E
who's buying?
not me.

If you're a bear in this economy, you're a retard. You're not quite as retarded as me though, the bull that didn't cash out his long positions which were up over 50%, thinking the bull run would keep up through the new year. I'm HODL still, but if you don't buy the dip and wait for the next run, you're just gonna be one step behind the game.

>>12441768
>buy high, sell low
The only time you cut losses and "get rid of losers" is on penny stocks and the like, but those should be only a small part of your portfolio, and money you're willing to see go bye bye just like gambling. If you're selling your fucking value stocks that are paying dividends just because they're experiencing market corrections, you may as well quit now.

>>12440893
I wished my chilis did boneless wings lije that, its all african american youths

Every single one of these anons talking about shorting PG has at least one of their products in their house

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Procter_%26_Gamble_brands

>>12442427

yeah you're probably right

>>12442479

>>12442479
they literally declared bankruptcy
how retarded would one have to be to actually buy it

>>12442010
>>12442038
>tfw sober 6 years
at least I have nicotine

>>12442673
>nicotine
>sober

it's a start, I suppose

>>12442518
>he doesn't know what buy high sell low means
YIKES

>>12442397
I just watched it. Liquid cringe.

That said, PG isn't worth shorting because of it. Gillette is <10% of revenue. I, however, will definitely be switching over to Schick or Norelco because of this--It's more important than ever these days to be a discerning and fickle consumer. I'm confident they're going to see a decline in Gillette revenue as well.

>>12442464
I can't say you're getting much value regardless of the price you bought at.

>>12442563
>>12442704


Oh, I know. I'm not actually going to short them.

>>12442657
>they literally declared bankruptcy
>how retarded would one have to be to actually buy it

People wanna buy dying/dead companies all the time. Hell, I know there are some folks in the world somewhere who made bank off trading the death twitches of Sears.

>>12442686
>nicotine
>not sober
dumb zoomer

should I make the next /smg/ thread?

>>12442720
What was the ad for, anyway? Just an internet ad?

>>12440550
CGA moon incomming?

>>12442704
BOYS WILL BE BOYS

>>12442763

Just Gillette in general I think. It wasn't highlighting any particular product.

>>12442780
I meant was it a full ad campaign (for TV, internet, etc.), or just an internet exclusive/just a video on their channel?

>>12441910
https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.com/2018/11/optionsellerscoma-prologue-of-whats-to.html

>>12442811
dude stop trading penny stocks lmao
just buy options on real companies, they're much less risky

>>12442831
oh yea, that easy huh?
fucking faggot lol

NATTY GAS FUTURES UP OVER 3% NYA

NYAAAAAA

>>12442875

>>12442871
I know you don't understand the concept of this, leddit man, but I made that post to parody another anon

>>12442673
>>12442686
I'm going sober.. seriously.. after this bottle of Xanax and this 12 pack of stella.. I'm going sober.. gave away about half ounce of weed and my vape pens... did my last bit of coke on friday.. going to focus on my future.. here's to sobriety fellas.. going all in on LCI

How do I buy stocks guys? Robinhood? Some generic brokerage? What do you use?

im retarbeb

>>12442871
>!BOI
can confirm

>>12442976
read the OP
most people here use robinhood (only an option for Americlaps), but Comfy uses TD Ameritrade
if you're going to use a broker that isn't robinhood, I recommend Interactive Brokers

https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>>12442976
I go through ally bank which is a bit different than most here. Robinhood seems to be the way to go for starters though.

>>12442903
>that pic
yikes..even reddit isn't this gay

Pendulum was wrong again. We are going back to December lows.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-01-14/morgan-stanley-sees-double-hurdle-sending-s-p-500-back-to-2-350

>>12443024
Interactive brokers require 5 000 deposit. What the hell. Asking me what I work, how much I make, my net worth.,piss off what is this the government??

>>12443085
know your customer laws require them to gather this info
you could be isis anon

>>12443085
I don't think IB has the minimum deposit requirement anymore, but they still have the monthly minimum fee/commission schedule. IB is only worth it if you're an institution or if you're actively trading a sizable account.

where are my SQQQ Niggas at?

>>12443134
stop buying SQQQ

>>12443134
Probably writing suicide notes right now.

>>12443134
Powell is rigging the market bud, it's over

F

buy the 100x leverage SPY etf and retire

>>12443172
but it got liquidated at open this morning

>>12443189
Filtered

>>12443216
>Filtered
>Turns off filter to reply

>>12443235
i'ma include the trip in the next op I make just for that faggot.

>>12443149
>>12443160
>>12443172
I bought SQQQ before close.
fug

>>12442716
As opposed to what? Seems like it's done well enough

Out of OGE, BAC, NRG, F, and C, which one should I sell some of for rent money?

>>12443263
Sold F last January, set the tone for a year of wins. Get rid of that gay shit.

I've done it, I've created the ultimate portfolio:

>5.8% $KO
>21.32% $ENB
>7.9% $SO
>10.73% $KMI
>43.37% $T
>0.2% $BRG
>10.69% $F

This will give you maximum boomer-style gains.

>>12443252
U should really only buy SQQQ if TQQQ is around 70$ if not its a shit buy.

>>12443245
baste

>>12443252
if that fake green candle pattern (i believe i called it the fuck everything pattern) where each day is a "green" candle, but we close lower, then you may get a dip RIGHT at open
take it and wait until we get through some bank earnings desu
no one knows whats about to happen (except for powpow)

>>12443295
I like VZ better than T desu
Also I just dislike the list kek
>>12443263
You probably shouldn't be speculating if you can't afford rent, Anon

>>12443334
Someone just gave me all this shit, I don't know what to do with it.

>>12443295
What are you like 70 fucking get that shitty boomer portfolio out of here

>>12443295
>>12443334

am feeling bullish on Tom Cruse
how me long Tom Cruse

Based Nips finishing the job

>>12443365
wow 2.4% in 6 years
very impressive

>>12443365
>>12443295
>3.17%
lol my bond mutual funds do better.

>>12443365
adjusted the holdings slightly because the website I use didn't let me input decimals in the percentage section

>>12443365
What site is this?

What's going on in Japan, it's on fire?

>>12443405
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio

>>12443365
>>12443295

>>12443365
Does that site do dividends? lmao, doesn't look like it.

>>12443431
How valuable is back testing?
I mean muh past returns =/= future

>>12442147
not when considering fees.
Do you even own a depot?

>>12443465
>>12443473
>>12443390
that's including divvies and DRIP

>>12443134
Sold a couple shares today, holding some because it's earning season, and China is beginning it's big economic slowdown

>We have not even begin to peak

>>12443516
So, that’s the power of dividends

why the hell do british stocks appear in pence? damn brits

>>12440550
IF CANOPY WAS A PERSON I'D SUCK HIS DICK

>>12443516
I'm getting $13048.76 on my backtest for the same period :thinking:

I mean yea it's not great, buy and hold is a losing strategy though. This is supposed to be actively managed.

>>12443572
You'd suck any dick presented to you.

idk how options trading works. is there any point in buying $0.01 calls that require 182% increase to break even, expiring like 3 months from now? there is almost no chance of the stock coming close to break even price but assuming the stock increases even a little, how does this affect the option price?

>>12443431
>>12443431
>>12443516
>>12443365
>>12443295
lol

>>12443587
>assuming the stock increases even a little
theta decay will make sure it stays $0.01, like seriously, who would buy that shit?

>>12443594
woops wrong one. same principle tho.

>>12443594
that's from 1994 you mong.

>>12443594
>>12443599
Mirin how low that market correlation is
Will be hedging my portfolio with bonds in the future

>>12443585
You know me too well

>>12443479
>Do you even own a depot?
You mean a Tire depot? Of course not.
Fees? I dont know what youre talking about

>"Thanks a lot. You just costed me a lot of money, idiot."

>>12443646
have some compassion bro

>>12443615
the point is average returns.

>>12443616
now you're thinking with bonds.

>>12443295
Here's a non-meme boomer portfolio btw.

>>12443646
>b-but pendulums returns show he made 15k off of 10k!!!!!!!!!!

>>12443653
Do you want me to feel something? Because besides disgust and anger i feel nothing but pity for scum market general of weenies

>>12443616
>He just realized bond don't follow the stock market
Seriously? That's day one economics you retard

fuck it right?

>>12443667
livestream your inevitable suicide.

>>12441339
>>12440722
>>12440706
>>12441809
What do you think, lads? Buy the dip? Surely they can't set another huge deadly wildfire in California.

>>12443587
I mean, it's definitely a gamble on a large increase in the underlying price and IV. If you have a decent platform, you should be able to model it.

>>12443672
sick burn

>>12443679
Imma buy feb 1 calls tomorrow. They’re gonna get bailed out.

>>12443654
why did you choose ibm and yum brands?

>>12443473
Past returns may not equal future returns, but they're the bare minimum for predictive power. Beats totally random guesses.

>>12443708
mostly at random/cuz I like them.

welp, looks like the bears are getting deep dicked tomorrow

I don't ever really feel to bad for those smug cunts though, desu senpai

>>12443747
arent we mostly bears tho?

>>12443666
yea federal debt generally goes opposite, erryone knows that. but i cant really blame him if he just started not that long ago. bonds have been acting ALL KINDS of fucked up since that yield spike last feb

Green day but only because of what I have in Canopy Growth.

I think i'm going to sell it and put it in Apple, then when it dips reinvest in Canopy. The type of growth its giving is scaring me.

>>12443750
if /smg/ is mostly bears, 99% chance of a multi week rally

>>12443750
im not taking any position for longer than a day or a night until i see more about ERs desu
fuck guessing. im macro bearish but i see a kiss of 270 on SPY before fucking ANYTHING else happens

>>12443747
Bears are so stupid lmao

>>12443666
Check'd, kek'd, reck'd

>>12443725
>Beats totally random guesses.
Nah brah, learn to Brownian motion and Monte Carlo analysis

Entropy rules over everything, no exceptions

>>12443750
Ultralong bull and dividend fag reporting in

>>12443750
>We
We all saw you mr twink

>>12443770
So are blacks haha

gotta say magnefag is the nu-est and even a self admitted redditor, but he schooled the fuck out of big5 earlier w his botnet link, and i can appreciate that desu

big5s prolly blasted on some downers rn and has NO IDEA hes mining buttcoins for magnefag

>>12443789
lmao

Futures spiking up randomly.

I'm guessing we got a China deal and it leaked.

>>12443845
You are watching a delayed chart there broski

green open is bear market behavior
I'd be less nervous about slightly red futures

>the absolute state of bears

>>12442916
Best of luck lci, if you were a heavy alc and benzo user, take it slow, shit can kill you. And is the worst withdrawal imaginable.

t. Been through many withdrawals, including alc and benzo.

>>12443845
or some bankers told each other how ERs are going is more likely

>>12443856
im tellin yall if its gap down tomorrow, buy the dip, sell before close. if it does THAT, then its down a little for a fakeout, then up to 270, then down to new lows. this all could take months tho. i really dont think anything dramatic will happen till ERs are more clear.

i kno cuz my dad IS morgan stanley and he told me desu senpaitachi

>>12443747
>soon

I accidentally PG&E
Should I kill myself?

>all these filtered posts
Tripnigger hour or what?

>>12443845
I cant find any news fir that futures spike. We going 2017 again bois.

>>12443904
Filter these nuts with your tonsils faggot

>>12443896
>smallspec #100000000 that thinks netflix is overvalued

youre getting FUCKED bears, again
Just like all the other times

>>12443898
AND you 3x shorted the daq (tho youll prolly be able to get out tomorrow ngl)?
m8
just end it

>>12443904
dont worry, i gave them the talk >>12441376

>>12443845
nothing on the reuters wire yet besides thi
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-crude-exports/first-u-s-crude-cargoes-head-to-china-since-trade-breakthrough-sources-idUSKCN1P82LN?il=0

>>12443904
New Tripfrags in the thread is reaching a critical mass, just like in October

The surest sign of a big upcoming drop that there is

>>12443916
>We going 2017 again bois
literally never again
i cant stress this enough

FEDfunds has to be back at zero and were a LONG way from that now

The NASDAQ doesn't matter
SPY doesn't matter
The DOW doesn't matter
Only LCI matters

>>12443945
seems most trips are bearish tho
something of a paradox, isnt it?

>>12443845
No. Banks earnings. Nothing more. Also buy Brazil.

>>12443761

>>12443954
>seems most trips are bearish tho
Got any numbers to back up that claim?
Because it seems like the opposite to me , with most anons bearish, most trips blindly bullish

It seems like one of us is suffering from confirmation bias perhaps?

>>12444000
check'd
I have trouble discerning most other tripfag slants, but personally I remain bearish for 2019 as a whole and the next few years.

>>12444000
noice digits
no i guess im just completely unaware of most of these new trips desu
but me and baggy were always the bearfags traditionally

oh yea and obviously the gommies a bear too >>12444017

>>12443973
>buy Brazil.
im honestly just gonna move there. i wanna trade their market. i bet it would be a thousand times easier without all the big players that bully us here in the US market

plus their music is dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s03lJmb9ho
also bunda

>>12444054
have you ever listened to brazilian funk? it's terrible repetitive shit about girls shaking their asses

mcdonalds gap up tomarrow

>>12444054
Im the only true bull

I read every post here, all these other bulls are fake as fuck. not even ciovacci can compete with my Bullish bias

>>12444085
we're reaching levels of capitalism that shouldn't even be possible

>>12444074
theres a lot of different music in brazil senpai
it aint all just pop
they take music really seriously down there, unlike in the states. plus id be going south brazil anyways cuz i dont like it that hot, and southern brazilians are based (plus theres a bunch of bossa nova studio work there which would be dope)

heres some synthwave dude from around there that BTFO literally the entire genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9zZ4Gj75xs

>>12444085
fucking BASED goddamn it i love trump

>>12444054
Baggy changes his position by the hour, he isn't long term anything ever since he capitulated bull less than a week before Octobers crash

Also Brazil does sound fantastic, only problem with stock trading down there could be the lack of options (stock variety, not "options" in the broker trading sense)

>>12444074
Once you have a few Brazilian asses shaking on you, then you won't give a single fuck what the music sounds like, because bunda is life

Can any anon tell me the proper reimbursement for a financial advisor nowadays?

>>12444129
>Also Brazil does sound fantastic, only problem with stock trading down there could be the lack of options (stock variety, not "options" in the broker trading sense)
sure but if i was doing something like that id go down with a fuckin algo. im not gonna be trying to invest. thats what i mean by less crowded. theres actually room for a little guy down there to do that kind of stuff. not so much up here

>>12444116
If i ever i get semi-rich i would definitely consider moving to southern brazil. It's a beautiful country (for the weatlhy) plus i speak portuguese so that wouldn't be a problem
>>12444129
ah it ain't that special. Here in portugal brazilians are seen basically as cheep, drunk whores and it's kinda true desu. At least in nightclubs brazilians are usually the most degenerates and a bit disgusting

>>12444054
>>12444000
I'm bearish long term, but am enjoying swinging calls in the meantime.

>>12443149
>stop buying SQQQ

Nah.

>>12444085
absolute madman

Damn I love Trump

>>12444151
yea i suck at portuguese but id pick it up. plus brazilian portuguese is way more informal than euro version. i got a buddy down there anyways who would help me get on my feet

not to mention, since bolsonaro is the quintessential establishment candidate down there, i suspect were gonna see a "trump effect" of sorts. ever since the fucker got stabbed its been outperforming all other EMs

VET looks like a buy. GE looks like a buy. SPY, DIA, and AMD look like shorts. NFLX looking like a nice put opportunity by EOM.

>>12444188
Portuguese is a hard language to learn but brazilian portuguese is a lot easier since they simplified most verbs. Ever since Bolsonaro won i've been quite proud of Brazil and i'd say Brazil is a great market to invest this year

>>12444188
I can teach you portuguese and guide you, I'm favelanon, brazilian native speaker that can talk in english.

I can help any other anon for free too, just add me telegram later and its fine.
princeofcrypto@protonmail.com

>>12444085
>no other sizes of this image found
T-trump?

>>12444261
I've seen you around biz i think. Are you the anon that in São Paulo?

>>12444273
*that anon in São Paulo

>>12444188
its an horrific combination of Spanish and Portuguese
really ghetto Brazilian is an abomination of its own, worse than the most border style texmex

>>12444151
>>ah it ain't that special. Here in portugal brazilians are seen basically as cheep, drunk whores and it's kinda true desu. At least in nightclubs brazilians are usually the most degenerates and a bit disgusting
sounds perfect
>move to brazil for a few years, use a fake name and burner phone to impregnate as many girls as you possibly can
>move back to USA to start a family with a hardworking qt
>the joy of monogamous long term partnership
>the joy of a large genetic lineage in the world, no matter how neet the kids I and my wife have are

true wealth is not money, true wealth is a large bloodline, a large impact on humanities future genepool

true wealth is being the great great grandfather of entire nations

when our money is dust and our deeds are forgotten, the DNA left in future generations will be the only measurable impact you have had on the world

>>12444298
Well to each his own but for your plan to work you're going to need to be quite wealthy brazilian girls are some of most gold-digging whores around they really only go for the richest guy

>>12444261
appreciate the offer senpai
sadly i still have unfinished business to attend to in the states. but as soon as i dont have a good reason to be here, im out. south america is a place and imma go there.
plus, for all the drawbacks of it currently, id rather be in a place thats on the UPswing, unlike the rest of the west, which seems to be gradually fading out

>>12444298
>true wealth is not money, true wealth is a large bloodline, a large impact on humanities future genepool
i guess, but you cant buy shit with your genepool

me gonna have a big mac, hot n spicy, 10 nuggets, and quarter pounder

>>12444402
>>12444402

>>12444402
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>>12444402
>>12444402

Why are futures pumping

>>12444054
Just that very fact that Brazil was one of the handful of markets in the world over the weekend that were upward with all that bad news should be enough to convince everyone that from EMs - Brazil btfos both India and Mexico.

>>12444137
For middle class wealth management ot for the Rich? Also pic relevant for green futures.

>>12444502
god damn i hate chinks so fucking much

>>12444502
Of portfolio of about $500,000. Many thanks.