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I have never worked a job in my life and never will. Currently writing this from my car using free WiFi from a mcdonalds. AMA

>> No.12424151

>>12424138
Stay poor and depressed you useless sack of shit.

>> No.12424156

>>12424138
what age do you think you'll be when you kill yourself?

>> No.12424167

>>12424151
I'm more happy then you could possibly know
>>12424156
I never will. I used to want to kill myself a long time ago, I realized that would be admitting im wrong instead of the world being wrong so I'll just live till I die

>> No.12424184

Unironically based as FUCK. Here is a little tip for a fellow neet aristocrat: you can get as much free food from any fast food place as you want as long as you rotate your location daily and when you go through the drive through just say that you ordered whatever it is you want now, yesterday, and then make up something that was wrong with the order. they will give you that same order for free every time

>> No.12424186

>>12424138

based. so you're on neetbux? how much you getting?

>> No.12424192

K enjoy being a hobo forever

>> No.12424209

>>12424138
Do u want a gf or not? Sounds Lonley, Anon. Imagine how content you’d be with a qt gf wrapped around your arms as you fall soundly asleep....

It cannot be accomplished being a neet living in your car. I doubt you are as happy as you try to make it sound. Also, what about when you get old? Who will take care of you if you have no children by the age of 50-60? What about when you turn 80? Still in your car living off McDonald’s WiFi?

Good luck in life though, wherever it takes you.

>> No.12424217

>>12424184
"I ordered ice cream yesterday and it was too melted when I got it"
"Sir, our machines been broken all week, there's no way we could have served you ice cream"

>> No.12424239

>>12424167
>I'll just live till I die
...Yeah?

>> No.12424438

>>12424186
Nope no neetbux, I dont believe in taking from society more than they take from me. They take my land so I take charity thats it.
>>12424209
It is a bit lonely, I dont agree with most people though and I find my social needs fulfilled just cornering random people and asking them questions. Every once in a while you find someone nice who wants to talk back.

>> No.12424443

>>12424184
Thanks anon, I do that sometimes if im really hungry. I usually just fast as long as I can though, I dont like taking food.

>> No.12424451
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12424451

>>12424138
What makes you happy?

>> No.12424456

>>12424438

>cornering people and asking them questions

You are pretty based and Rpilled, not gonna lie to ya chief

>> No.12424470

>>12424451
Being free. Im happiest when I can say think and do whatever I want. I know its corny but its true. I hate when I percive someone else having power over me.

>> No.12424489

>>12424451
Disgusting.

>> No.12424782

>>12424239
People die when they are killed

>> No.12424790

>>12424138

where do you poop?

>> No.12424987

>>12424790
Public restrooms. I try to stay out in the suburbs when I can and most bathrooms are free. I quite like public restrooms actually, heated and quite usually.

>> No.12425827

>>12424438

What charity? Like soup kitchens?

>> No.12425887

How do you afford gas for your car?

>> No.12426060

>>12425827
Mostly yes, that or religious gatherings.
>>12425887
I always have a little bit of cash on me. I try to do odd jobs on craigslist every now and then so I have some change and small savings. Car is unregistered unliscenced so I dont pay for insurance.

>> No.12426122

>>12424138
HEY TIM CAN YOU GET A MCDOUBLE AND LARGE FRIES FOR YOUR MOM ILL HAVE A FILET OF FISH AND SIDE SALAD. THANK YOU LOVE DAD

>> No.12426209

>>12426060
and if you get in an accident or pulled over, you are gonna be fucked in the ass...you need basic coverage to legally drive a motor vehicle, anon. I don't wanna see you go to jail.

>> No.12426211

>>12424782
>when they are killed
sometimes by themselves

>> No.12426213

>>12424438

Holy fuck that’s unbelievably based & redpilled.

>> No.12426248

>>12424138
How much link do you have?

>> No.12426257

>>12426060
Have you not considered working at a restaurant or fast food place to get free hot meals? Also don't be ashamed to get neet bucks, they're literally there for that reason.

>> No.12426270

>>12426257
>Also don't be ashamed to get neet bucks, they're literally there for that reason
This. Pls at least use the neet bucks to buy some link. Would like to see a based fren like you make it :)

>> No.12426289

>>12426270
Link will never make it friend. It's too much of a meme coin.

>> No.12426429

>>12426289
'link is a meme' is a meme fren but frankly I don't care what you do you're not op