/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12418185
She can demand that you give half of your paychecl to her legally

>>12418185
just rape the bitch

Kek, this anon is so cute.

Nigga an entire insustry got built on divorce. Lawyers and court fee often get payed by the one losing the case. As soon as one side of the couple files for divorce, every asset is frozen and counted as possible payment for the lawyer fees. Id they bill you 100k and you dont have that, rest assured. The house will go to the highest bidder to make sure you can pay.

So why would any lawyer pass on these literally free shekels?

>>12418206
unironically lol. why are people so blind to this? its a fucking business. the fact that the court has to get involved in the personal business of two individuals is why im steering clear of this bullshit.

>>12418185
Because you you only need one party to file for divorce. As long as you are separated for the required amount of time then one party can file without the others signature.

t. Lawyer

>>12419057
The two divorce lawyers I've met seemed like their very souls had been sucked from them.
They were also divorcees themselves...

>>12418185


I want to smell that

>>12418185

>>12418185
Only marry a woman with an equal or near equal income. That way you dont get fucked in divorce.

>>12419402
>Because you you only need one party to file for divorce. As long as you are separated for the required amount of time then one party can file without the others signature.
t. paper pirate

>>12418957
Good. This is bitcoin's killer app. Preventing assholes from using coercion to grab shekels.
I would rather live it up in prison on the taxpayer dime than disclose my private keys for any reason. Contempt of court? How about contempt for the entire fucked up clownworld system? You can have my privkeys when you pry them from my fucking brain, goons.

>>12418185
>make a plan
>kill her
>you got your money
>you got her money
>profit

>>12420335
Just do what the Norwegian billionaire did 'kidnap' her

>>12418957
it's because it's something you can truly own that isn't correlated to your name or birth certificate which is ((REGIS))TERED to the corporation.

>>12418185
"just say no lol"
That's not how it works you limey fuck.

>>12418957
>"you want half? sure, my net worth is 10 cents"
>"bitcoin? I sold my computer"
>"oh this? this is an old copybook full of ramblings, nothing important"

>>12420335
>send her on holiday to some "exotic" location like morocco
>pay some hijab to behead her
>rake in the book deal dollars and keep your assets

virgin anon detected
>women can make your life a living hell. In the end you will be happy to escape with only half of your shit missing.

>>12421489

ok then you won't mind if we destroy this old book. rip your keys :)

question is
why these rich always got to fuck up before they go in on a divorce?

feminists should run a dont date jeff bezos campaign.

>>12419402
Some states it only take 60 days to be final. No long separation needed.

>>12418185
>Why would anyone get a divorce?
the real question is: Why would anyone get married?

>>12424157
The only real reason would be that you want to have kids grow up in a traditional household (i.e. healthy for the kids).

why even talk to a female unless nessecary?

she just claims rape and you go to prison and all your money gets confiscated

if you need a hole to fuck sexdolls exist bro

>>12424301
anon, i-....

there is nothing comparable in the world than the moistness of the inside of a cunt...

but yes, women are in general a huge distraction to the male psyche. always rambling on about whatever small minded problems they have in regards to how they look, blah, blah, blah. thats why getting married unironically before the age of 30-35 is a meme. focus on getting your shit straight.

>>12422509

Just AES-256 encrypt it and make many redundant copies hidden in random ass places

>>12424157
To grow up and be an adult and start a family? You don't want to raise a kid in a 1 parent environment, it's not healthy for them.

>>12424430
you don't have to be married to do that.

>>12424274
>>12424430
what >>12424452 said. marriage is the biggest scam an independent man can fall into, and the greatest trap a dependent woman can make. Dont get cucked into marriage anons, one of the worst mistakes you can make.

>>12424504
Provide some proof that children from single-parent households have a leg up on those from two parent families and maybe I'd believe you. Not saying marriage is for everyone but if I ever want to have kids some day there is no way I'm doing it without being married to the kid's mother.

Frens. The real question is how will Link challenge prenuptial agreements, and will the courts allow for an outside non judicial system to administer divorces. Or is divorce law solely within the domain of Big Brother ?

>>12420275
This fuck, been watching this thread on catalog for hours and no one said anything about the roastie, fuck her shes everything wrong in the world I hate women

>>12422085
Better yet... Go to Portugal and "lose" her. Works especially well if you have a kid you don't like.