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12405612 No.12405612[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey /biz/ I invested $100 dollars into this sticker vending machine. My plan here is to put this at a heavy foot traffic area with my own designs ( I have my own daicut machine and printer) with tourist themed stickers and having them set at $1.00 each. I will also end up splitting profits with the owner of the store 50/50.

What do you guys think?

>> No.12405622

Nice passive anon. Go for it.

>> No.12405631

make it a gambling machine for kids and put little pieces of paper with shitcoin private keys in it

>> No.12405635

>more in your face advertising
It’s a shitty idea from a shitty person, and I hope your stupid machine gets vandalized you piece of shit

>> No.12405646

>>12405612
You should do a daily blog/post about your progress, profits/losses with the machine, what works what doesn't, etc. Would actually be very interesting to follow for a lot of people I think.

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>>12405646
This is what I was thinking. Make a weekly update so we can vicariously join you on your side hustle. It's intradasting.

>> No.12405682

>>12405635
It’s his own custom stickers brainlet. Not advertising.
>>12405612
Nice idea. Good luck! Seems like it would be pretty easy to scale. This might interest you: https://youtu.be/ORE2kqA1HD8

>> No.12405770

>>12405681
>>12405646

Thank you! I will post updates when I pick this up on saturday.

>> No.12406292

>>12405612
inform yourself about your local/state law on commercial use of vending machines before you get your ass fined for 50 grand

>> No.12406379

>>12405612
I’m a high school teacher who gives out stickers as a prize. Teens love edgy anime and parody stickers.

>> No.12406390

who the fuck buys stickers besides elementary school teachers?

>> No.12406414

>>12405612
I was actually thinking about getting into vending machines myself, let us know how it goes fren.

>> No.12406431

become the next vending mogul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORE2kqA1HD8

>> No.12406470

bretty good

>> No.12406473
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>>12406379
Type of sticker I’m talking about.

>> No.12406500

>>12406473
what if some soccer mom complains about your suggestive stickers

>> No.12406587

Proof of Sticker is what women want

>> No.12406593

>>12406500
nigga
boomer moms LOVE sailor moon
even my mom watched it and she doesnt even know what anime is

>> No.12406597
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>>12405612
Get an Instagram for your biz

>> No.12406608

Put drugs in it and use it as a dead drop

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>>12405612
Do a lot of people still use physical coins in your country? This wouldn't work in mine.

>> No.12406657

>>12406643

Yes. People in the USA still use coins. The government won't stop making them.

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>>12406657
a'ight thas coo then

>> No.12406724

Find out how to make pokemon stickers of new gens and print fortnite stickers for new skins

Sweet business, maybe expand to selling custom stickers on etsy or get more vending machines. Also how do you prevent store owner from skimming profits?

>> No.12406759

>>12406431
Wow what a character, what a voice! Thanks for linking this.

>> No.12406805

>>12405612
Now I'm interested in watching a bunch of vending machine vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLIlNa8E-vM

>> No.12406916

>>12406724
>Find out how to make pokemon stickers of new gens and print fortnite stickers for new skins
enjoy getting sued 50 dollars for every single sticker that you sold for a dollar

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>>12406805
Can't believe I watched all that.

>>12406916
I think you'd be surprised with what you can get away with. We all know how nazi for example Nintendo is yet there are thousands upon thousands of t-shirts being sold with Mario or Zelda characters every day both online and offline. I still don't understand how all the t-shirt stores get away with all the copyright infringement but they apparently do. If companies have given up on going after them they probably won't go after some sticker seller, right?

>> No.12407013

>>12406954
Those are mostly sold and manufactured in 3rd world countries. You could never get away with half of the shit they do.

>> No.12407015

>>12405612
I wonder whats going to happen to theses machines with inflation over time. At least Canada has $1 and $2 coins.

>> No.12407079

>>12405612
>50/50.
Thats too much.

give owner 30%

>> No.12407095

>>12405612
Clever fren

>> No.12407106

>>12406500
Students literally have weed stickers on their phones nowadays. I only give these to seniors. Their favorites: naruto, sailor moon, all DBZ. Non weeabos: edgy skater stickers, cute stickers. They put them on their phone cases.

>> No.12407269

Maybe meme stickers.

>> No.12407277

>>12405612
some niggers are going to smash that thing and steal all the stickers

>> No.12407390

>>12407277
That shouldn't be a concern if you're setting them up in a huwhite area, if you're in the ghetto though yeah I wouldn't even bother with something that easy to break into. I've seen pictures where niggers have literally broken into free condom dispensers before.

>> No.12407398

>>12407277
>in front of a store
The store-owner is prolly gonna put it inside at night, and no-one is going to smash that thing in broad daylight

>> No.12407411

>>12405612
Won’t you get into copyright issues?

>> No.12407437

>>12407411
No one gives a fuck about about a shity vending machine selling knockoff stickers. If you really fuck up you get a few letters before anything happens

>> No.12407512

>>12405612
You can print temp tattoos easily with an inkjet printer and special tattoo paper

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>>12406390
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>> No.12407610

I think these vending machine businesses kinda suck. For the time it takes to maintain them, restock and collect funds it's just not worth it. Economies of scale is the only true way to make it in the business.

I owned a couple machines but sold them to a large company.

>> No.12407769

>>12407013
anon reporting from 3rd world country here
I can get you whatever the fuck you want

>> No.12407797

>>12406473
not worth a dollar. 50 cent maybe

>> No.12407858

>>12407610
You aren't gonna get rich doing it but it can be a nice side hustle. My uncle did it 20 30 years ago and used it to put three kids through college. OP is gonna need to expand from stickers if he wants to make it. Nut and cigarette machines at bars worked for him.

>> No.12407870

just make sure the machine is nigger proof and somewhere near a surveillance camera

good luck, people have done worse with $100

>> No.12407928

>>12406390
I buy beer stickers and stuff and put them on my fridge in the garage

>> No.12407989

How much do these make you a year?

>> No.12408723

>>12407769
I need 3 pairs of albino bat wings, that is 3 left and 3 right wings. A quart of tigers blood. And an original release copy of the 1983 James Bond film "Octopussy" on VHS. No questions thank you.

>> No.12408742

>>12405612
>50/50

Isn't this quite high? Why not offer 10%? After all the business owner benefits from the increased traffic.

>> No.12408963

>>12405612
put drugs in it, and nail it down.

>> No.12408990

>>12407390
It's a net positive them if the groids actuslly use them and stop reproducing

>> No.12409641

>>12405612

so you have to go there. maintain this sticker machine. deal with all the coins.


fuck i made more money just typing this.

>> No.12409655

>>12405612
Hey OP I own a vending business and other cash small businesses like ATM’s. These make good money you just have to stay on top of them. You can’t make money if they’re not full. The maintenance is easy. Every now and then you’ll have a nigger stick a bus token in one of the slots but that’s about it. Best of luck to you.

>> No.12409687

>>12406473
ngl, i’d buy one, best of luck, fren

>> No.12409707

>>12406473
>that kid who beat off to a sailor moon sticker
iphone zoomers will never know this feel

>> No.12409757

>>12409655
What if you go on vacation? How often do you visit the machines? Aunts boyfriend ran lots of coinops across a big city here and had a guy he trusted make the rounds. But I think he is crazy and ran a bookie shop too so his enforcer was making the rounds anyway so not sure if its profitable.

>> No.12410189

>>12409757
I don’t go on vacation and I don’t have any days off. The difference is flexibility. It’s like how bitcoin sacrificed speed for security and reliability I sacrifice vacation time for sometimes 2 hour work days. I won’t hand my keys to anyone because the first time you do you never know if you have a “business partner” you don’t know about. Not worth the risk. This is why Coin ops aren’t scalable because of the trust issue. I’ve started putting credit card readers on my drink machines and this is helping because I don’t have to collect the coins as much. The only person I’d trust is my brother. You don’t have any friends in the business world. Every one is trying to steal your lunch and take food off your table. Remember that if nothing else.

>> No.12410215

>>12409757
I think you should pursue this. It’s a great business. The thing with the self standing coin slots is you don’t have any expenses besides inventory and maintenance. No electric bill. No water bill. Your upfront costs are minimal and it’s easy to go from a few to several hundred.

>> No.12410262

>>12405612
>I will also end up splitting profits with the owner of the store 50/50.
What fucking kike did you just get into an agreement with? That profit split is terrible.

>> No.12410513

>>12410215
>>12410189
samefagging? in my biz?

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>>12407013
Happens everywhere in 2nd and 1st world countries as well.

>> No.12410866

Inb4 some nigger bash it in and you haven't made back your initial investment

>> No.12410902

>>12405631
Hmmm. Geo-caching dapp that rewards you with variable amounts of differing coins. A better way to airdrop. Who's in?

>> No.12411254
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yooooo i make vector art for a living- u wanna buy some sticker designs from me?

all my designs start from pen and paper and are meticulously scanned and colored in Adobe Illustrator. I avoid posting my finished products online (I have no website/social media presence/crowdfunding whore page) so you would be guaranteed a set of unique stickers available exclusively in your machine.

I'd sell to you the digital versions at a reasonable rate since you are a member of the 4channel secret club. I only ask to be compensated for my time at a rate of $20/hr


Here's a penned sample page.

>> No.12411872

>>12411254

YIKES, No! I already do the designs myself. Those look terrible.

/gd/ & /ic/ are that way >>

>> No.12411937

>>12411872

you're not OP...

>> No.12412012

>>12411872

plus /gd/ & /ic/ are full of onions-sweating mouth breathers like you who don't know how 4chan works

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>>12411254

>> No.12412598

>>12412083

what's even funnier is people hire me for contract work all the time. Meanwhile on /ic/ cucks fumble around with their thumbs up their asses seeking validation from strangers

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>>12405622
This if true.

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>>12405612

>2019
>sticker machines

>> No.12413293

>>12412771
yo what (((vice))) doc is this from lmao

>> No.12413326
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>>12407564
*sip* They don't make stickers like they used to

>> No.12413393

>>12413293

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il159vaGHGE

>> No.12413468

>>12411254
>spending 1 dollar for a sticker of a cudely door
That's a yikes from me.

>> No.12413748

>>12411937
>you're not OP...

I'm OP but better ( from the work computer)

>>12412012
>mouth breathers like you who don't know how 4chan works

Whatever.

>>12412598
>what's even funnier is people hire me for contract work all the time

Highly doubt it. Stop larping.

>> No.12413813

>>12413393
half the episodes are unwatchable but that one with the black kids graduating was honestly kino. the tugboat one was ok also.

>> No.12413927

Does anyone even still makes these machines?

>> No.12413947

>>12405612
You'll probably make more money with that than in crypto

>> No.12413987

>>12411254
OOOOOO YIKES

>> No.12414996

>>12413468
lost

>> No.12415075

>>12405646
I would defo follow.

>> No.12415087

>>12407079
Agree

>> No.12415101

>>12405612
Until it gets robbed and destroyed by a nigga.
Avoid watermelon-like stickers

>> No.12415123

>>12413468
>>12413987

i'm not just going to post sale-quality art on here brainlets thats just a pen doodle sheet

>>12413748

you're the one LARPing

>> No.12415126

>>12411254
You’re a fucking retard

>> No.12415139

>>12405612
I wouldn't go 50/50 more like 10/90 or maybe 20/80. You bought the thing and make the stickers.

>> No.12415140

>>12415126

sick burn bro nice one !

>> No.12415224

>>12407398
the video of the vending machine veteran shows one of them busted with everything stolen. The ones he has inside, he pays a 30% rental fee.

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>>12411254
>paying a dollar and receiving any of these seizure scribbles

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>>12415250

they look a lot cleaner when digitized and colored. if you read what I wrote i said it was a penned sample sheet... obviously if OP is interested and returns to the thread we can talk about a theme, art direction etc.
Glad you could feel a little joy even if it was to "epic roast me" my friends

>> No.12415384

>>12406916
what a retard nintendo doesn't give a fuck about a stickers

>> No.12415398

>>12415139

You're probably right. But I'm putting this in a place that gets a lot of high foot traffic from tourist. I need to make it worth his time to have my machine at his place. I think giving him 10% out of let us say $200 is not much, but I will go as far as %40 for him.

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>>12415331

Even more of a YIKES!

>> No.12415430

Make a little thing that says the proceeds support children with cancer. Sell the store owner on letting you keep it there for free because its for a good cause. Make him feel like a villain who wants kids to dieif hes not down. Sell your trash and send the kids $50 a year. Thats how this business actually works. I knew a guy that owned these things. Also dont print your own stickers. You can order them way cheaper than you could ever print them for. Your design or not.

>> No.12415649

>>12415408

>another YIKES!
i swear to god bro i will buy my own sticker machine

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>>12415649

> i will buy my own sticker machine

you down value yourself if you down capitalize on that I. Plus, also, Do it. Not hard to find one ebay.

>> No.12415728

>>12415689

let's see your art Leonardo

>> No.12415757

>>12415728

Here's my portfolio.

http://dallashoisington.tumblr.com/

>> No.12415777

>>12415757

>>>tumblr

no thanks how about you post an image

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>>12415777
>>lazy

Whatever dude.

>> No.12415818
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>>12415791

wow i was about to call this art over-developed derivative trash but then this image spoke to me.
it really captures my emotions while browsing tumblr. nice you got you linked in on there too? cool

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>>12415818

with a whopping 92 connections ladies and gentlemen! truly a tower of industry.

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6 years deep and you just now decided to buy a sticker machine? congrats on the big move man.

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looks like your skill set should keep you covered! and don't worry there's always the dishwashing if your career doesn't go anywhere after another 6 years

>> No.12415871

>>12405635
damn, old man salts is here yall

>>12406805
thats comfy

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we can't have a cartoon character impersonating the real Dallas Hoisington can we?

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look at this BIG GUY

>> No.12415943

>>12406390
Highschool teachers apparently.

>> No.12415956
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BIG MOOD COMING THOUGH

do you enjoy tofu Dallas?

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my my what have we here

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>>12415818
>>12415835
>>12415849
>>12415869

Jesus dude. You're mad as fuck that everyone was all, "YIKES" on your work. If you act like this in real life, I'd definitely not want to hire you. Especially for $20 an hour.

I'm just here simply telling /biz/ I bought a machine and going to put it in a high foot traffic area with my own sticker designs that I make in house. You're pretty fucking salty, dude.

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unless its selling stickers right Dallas? then it's ok- stickers don't kill the planet do they Dallas?

>> No.12416010

>>12415977

that's where you're wrong Dallas. You see i never post my art online in finish form. I never revealed a single detail about myself ITT. and you, in your arrogance, revealed everything. You just could help but post your precious little tumblr could you? I could walk into an interview with you tomorrow and you'd never know. Because I'm smarter than you Dallas.

>> No.12416019

>>12416010
Surely one man cannot be this autistic

>> No.12416022

>>12416019
where do you think you are

>> No.12416027
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welcome to the thread Dallas

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>>12416010
>implying you can walk anywhere
All your posts read like HAL 9000.

>> No.12416033

>>12415977
SJW faggot. Ripping on capitalism yet you are trying to make money selling useless shit using art that other people own to children

>> No.12416037

this guy's a vengeful dick who sucks at drawing, but hard cringe on those "edgy" social media posts.

>> No.12416038
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>>12416027

"his eyes, once so full of hope now stay dejectedly at the screen as his fate unfolds"

>what will become of Dallas?

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>>12416010
>Because I'm smarter than you Dallas.

Ummm...ok? Sure.

>and you, in your arrogance, revealed everything

You asked for art. I gave you my portfolio. Where is the arrogance?

>You just could help but post your precious little tumblr could you?

Psycho much?

> I could walk into an interview with you tomorrow
>walk into an interview with you tomorrow
>interview with you
>with you

>and you'd never know.

I'd never know because you walked in with me... Make's perfect sense!

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>>12416033
LMAO I didn't even think about that.

>> No.12416056

>>12416046

and now you feel the need to respond to the individual points of a "psycho"?

interesting Dallas

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not gonna lie i really do like this melon pic

>> No.12416087

>>12416068
>>12416056
>>12416038
>>12416027

How obsessively mad are you?

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at least we have stickers, right Dallas?

>> No.12416099

>>12416087

this is what you get for making me visit tumblr you SJW sack of shit

>> No.12416103

>>12406390
> ffs not buying anime decals for your car

>> No.12416116

>>12416092
AHAHAHHA

Dallas you're such a fucking hypocrite holy shit. You are trying to get money from children by stealing other people's intellectual property and marketing it to kids while adding no value to the world yet you hate capitalism? LMAO
Bro you're like 35 years old and you're trying to make money off of sticker machines AHAHAHA

>> No.12416124

>>12416099
>this is what you get for making me visit tumblr you SJW sack of shit

I get an angry manchild who goes fucking bonkers? Sooooo professional of you.

>> No.12416141

>>12416124

wow your sooooo rational and collected clearly you know how to "deal" internet trolls, amiright?

Positivity wins again!

Too bad my anonymous behavior on here isn't explicitly linked to a professional identity like yours is Dallas.

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12416143

Wow, great arguments made in this thread that are sure to change people's minds!

>> No.12416162

in the end you're just another cunt Dallas

never say yikes ever again

and remember there is no such thing as bad art

>> No.12416174

>>12416162
>never say yikes ever again

I wasn't the only one, you Luddite.

>> No.12416224

>>12416092
Well he isn't wrong. This place is really falling apart. Often quite literally.

T. Burger

>> No.12416239

Anyways, OP, where did you get this for only $100? Did you bolt it into concrete to prevent theft?

>> No.12416251

>>12416239
>Anyways, OP, where did you get this for only $100? Did you bolt it into concrete to prevent theft?

I found it on ebay. It's going inside the store. Outside is a dumb idea since transients at night love to ruin shit.

>> No.12416269

Imagine being this mad about a man and his vending machine.
Wew lads

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>>12416251

you mean this store Dallas?

>> No.12416287

>>12416251
>transients at night love to ruin shit
Um wow, quite small minded for a liberal, sweetie.

>> No.12416290

>>12416269

imagine posting your personal details on a Mongolian basketweaving forum

>YIKES

>> No.12416323

I'd buy a sticker but the only coins I carry are half dollars.

>> No.12416353

>>12416281
You gonna go there and fuck him or something? At least ask him on a date first

>> No.12416359

>>12416353

just posting publicly available information relevant to the thread sir

>> No.12416364

>>12405622
That's not passive income at all

>> No.12416466

>>12416359
yeah whats the point? what are you getting at if its publicly available

>> No.12416480

>>12415967
This guy is a cuck. He needs to put his silly machines in an inner city neighborhood. Otherwise, HE IS A RACIST! AND A NAZI!!!!

>>12415757
NAZI!!!

>> No.12416502

>>12416466

marketing through vending is all about location location location. and maybe some people ITT were wondering about where this machine would end up. thanks for standing up for Dallas btw, do you have a tumblr and LinkedIn as well?

>> No.12416532

>>12416502
Oh Dallas! Stick that fat cock in me, Dallas! Oh, Dallas! Dallas, baby, I'm coming! OH DALLAS, YES!

>> No.12416556
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FROM THE MAN WHO DREAMED OF THE $1 STICKER; THE $7 CANDY BAR! (sold in bundles of 8)

>> No.12416569

A BOLD WARRIOR FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE; RISING STAR DALLAS HOISINGTON!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJlPLDWxp38

>> No.12416590

>>12416502
I have a linkedin yes, but i'm kinda afraid to post it in fear of being fucked in my ass by you, no offense

>> No.12416602

>>12406390
surfers, snowboarders, skateboarders are always looking for decals to put on their gear.
a machine like in OP's pic that sold gnarly snowboard decals in the middle of a ski town/resort would probably do really well.

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>>12416590

that's right bitch

>> No.12416656

>>12416614
> BETTER GET THIS GUY FOR REJECTING MY SERVICES! HOW DARE HE SAY YIKES TO MY WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Chill the fuck down, dude.

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>>12416656

>implying you weren't baited
>implying I wasn't laughing the whole time

I will destroy you Dallas, do not cross me

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>>12416664

What?

>> No.12416740

>>12416664
Are you the devil?

>> No.12416754

>>12406292
That mostly goes for vending machines that sell larger objects. Because items like reeses bars, drinks, and hersheys need to be taxed. This is fine, small items like this do not need taxing.

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>>12416728

there will be no more replies. I have gathered enough information.

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>>12416763

>> No.12416867
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Wait did the seizure artist go apeshit or what is happening

>> No.12416882

>>12416867

He went fucking bonkers.

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>>12416882
I went over it again and i get it now.
Someone please screencap this. I am fucking dying this is hands down the best thread of biz in a long time. Holy fuckitn shit

>> No.12416957
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Jumping onto someone’s identity to cover inner insecurities

>> No.12416990
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no more replies doesn't mean I'm not watching Dallas

>> No.12417007

>>12416990
I think you should kill Dallas.

>> No.12417012

What the actual fuck is going on in this thread? Are seizure artist and Dallas gonna fuck?

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>>12417012
Artist has Dallas' location and actual name. He's likely going to kill him.

>> No.12417125

>>12417021

Yessssss.

Dallas is a 35 yr old liberal faggot piece of shit likely living off the gubmint tit that is trying to sell $1 stickers.

He about to get got by 4 chan autist he slighted.

>> No.12417138

>>12405612
dont go 50/50, you could probably find a guy who would do it for 30% because in the end they arnt doing anything, that and you gotta make back your 100$

>> No.12417190
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12417190

i examined his link and preformed >5 google search queries
this is autism in 2019? don't you guys care about who you are talking to here?
what is this LA dude doing on here shilling vending machines? Might as well tripfag at this point Dallas.

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>>12416664
Like wtf dude, normally there is nothing wrong with doxxing becaus a person deserved it. But in this thread your the person who posts shitty "art" (more like kids drawings) and because you didn't like what people think of your work you go full apeshit on the guy with balls enough to show his real identity.

>> No.12418478

>>12405635
this is such a sad post if unironic

imagine spewing this much vitriol towards someone on an anonymous algerian bread baking forum for trying to make it

>> No.12418647

>>12405612
Keep up the good work.

>>12405646
Please do this. Any simple blog on any free site will do it so we can follow it without lurking biz every day. Please anon, this would be amazing.

>> No.12418775

>>12406805
old school /biz/ feels right there. Fuck i hate what this place has become. They should just make a /crypto/ and a /biz/ board allready ffs.

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>>12416502
Look at this fucking virgin neat that cant draw to save his life

Fuck off cunt you deserve to be reborn as calcutta's sewage

pic related; its you

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>>12411254
>yooooo i make vector art for a living

>> No.12418870

>>12418775
Feeling kind of the same way, this could be a nice little passive side hustle. I'm not too keen on putting them INSIDE stores (so I have to share profits) but I'm not sure how to get around vandalism and you need foot traffic. Whats a good profit share? A third?

Wish I could get them in schools and fill them with weeabo and zoomer junk. I could fucking retire.

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12418931

Holy shit I skipped this bread when I saw it yesterday, but I’m so glad I stopped by and read through it. As a recap, autist artist anon here
>>12411254
Got yikesed by former anon OP, now known to be Dallas Housington
>>12415408
Autistic anon lost it
>>12415649
And trolled OP into giving some personal info
>>12415728
>>12415757
And autistic anon went and fully doxxed his ass. Turns out OP is a 30+ ugly fat pussy faggot America hating whiny s.oy drinker
>>12416068
>>12416027
>>12415835
>>12416092
>>12415983
>>12415967
>>12415941
Autist anon is now probably going to go kill Dallas now
>>12416763
>>12416664
>>12417021
and all is right in the world.

>> No.12418993

>>12418931
Top kek

>> No.12419018
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>>12418931
YIKES!

>> No.12419078

>>12418931

That’s gonna be a yikes from me dog.

>> No.12419101

>>12418931
Saw this post and is made me read the thread.
10/10 would read again.
I personally support autistic drawing anon vs faggot sjw anon.
Sjw anon is a edgy commie because he sucks at capitalism.

>> No.12419126

>>12405612

I think you can do this a lot more efficiently and cut your overhead if you just order some cheap, more generic stickers instead of putting so much work into this. Designs that people like, especially normies, are hit and miss. Remember that kids are the only ones who buy shit out of these machines, so put them in a place with a lot of kid traffic and put popular stuff in there that will appeal to them. Also, try to offer more like a 20% cut to the owner or you'll never make any money. For the owner, 20% is still a great deal because it's money for literally nothing but using like 1 cubic foot of floor space.

>> No.12419132

>>12407564

>chive

you have to go back

>> No.12419147

>>12406657

Coins are actually cheaper for the government to make than paper money due to counterfeiting, use of cheap metals (like 90% of them are a zinc center) and how long the coins last.

>> No.12419159

>>12419101

Same lol

>> No.12419179

>>12406916

This is incel-tier paranoia but applied to business instead of sex. Companies literally don't have the resources to hunt down every pajeet selling counterfeit goods on a small scale.

>> No.12419185

>>12415757

/r/delusionalartists

>> No.12419235

>>12406431
Wow, that video was legit depressing.

>> No.12419343

>>12407564
MFC?

>> No.12419371
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12419371

Damn OP, biz is full of bitches.
I'll track you down next time I'm in LA with some backwoods in hand.
Same goes if you're ever back in town near CR.

>> No.12419381

>>12411254
I’m making a website for Mac stickers and custom shirts to sell to normies that’s gonna take payment in crypto. You got any more finished/refined designs to show?
I’ve got a few more artists already on board to start the first line-up.

>> No.12419405

>>12406473

How do you expect to sell those when your primary demographic doesn't leave their parent's basement?

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>>12418931

>> No.12419536

>this entire thread

>>12416882
protip: don't ever post your personal info on 4chan.
it's not about having enough balls to do it, it's just common sense.

>>12417190
>people really are THIS autistic on here
your art sucks, there's no debating that.

why not try and spend even 10% of your autism on improving it?
might be a better investment for you instead of coming here and making a complete retard out of yourself.

>> No.12419549

>>12411254
show us your portfolio!

>> No.12419608
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>OP's sister

wew

>> No.12419725

make brapper and hentai stickers
otherwise you will lose money

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12419740

good bread. I'm setting alerts for Dallas Housington. Rest in piss, commie.

>> No.12419756

>>12405612
I like it. I’d like it even more if it was equipped with a real time webcam and accepted bitcoin as payment.

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>>12405612 why should you do this when you can stay at home and just invest in ethfortnite dot com and watch your divs grow? i dont understand

also 1v1 soon

Battle Royale will be the newest addition to ETH FORTNITE.

2 Men Enter. 1 Man Leave.

Battle Royale will use LOOT tokens for betting 1 on 1 with other players.

Battle Royale is a simple game of chance. Place a wager and it will be paired against the wager of another player. Your chances of winning are determined by how much you bet vs how much your opponent bet! For example if you bet 50 tokens, and your opponent bets 100 tokens, you will have a 1/3 chance of getting back 150 tokens. 2% of all LOOT bets go to the jackpot.

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>>12419381

Why yes I do have some to share. I call this one "The Shart-ist"

>> No.12419803

>>12419608

Id fuck her. Info?

>> No.12419809

>>12419803

fagbook /chelsea.hoisington.7

>> No.12419893
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12419893

yooooo i make vector art for a living- u wanna buy some?

>> No.12419902

>>12419757
nice try, the only legit ponzi pyramid on smart contract is P3D.

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12419918

>>12419809

>relationship status: single

Now this is getting good

>> No.12419939

>>12419536
>protip: don't ever post your personal info on 4chan.

It wasn't his personal info. He just posted his portfolio and autistic anon went full retard because he won't hire him.

>> No.12419942

>>12419939

That had his linkedin

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12419969

>>12405612
Noice.
Just watch out for niggers.

>> No.12419972

>>12419942
>go on /ic/ & /gd/
> people post their portfolio all the time
>50% of people will most likely have a linkedin
>not even anons on /ic/ & /gd/ will go full retard to hunt down an individual's information.

>> No.12419979

>>12419972

This isn't /ic/ or /gd/

>> No.12420006

>>12419979

I know. This is /biz/.

Just saying; autistic anon is a fucking dolt. The way he responded is childish.

>> No.12420136

Op is going to wake up with a neckbeard standing over him in his room.

>> No.12420179
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here's a rendering of Dallas implementing his /biz/ approved sales-plan

>> No.12420187

jesus christ 2019 just started
1000 keks EOY

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>>12416364
What is it then? And why do you come onto anonymous Parmesan cheese connoisseur forums just to sperg out "WRONG" and leave.

You're a toxic fucking person, but I'm still curious as to why you felt it was necessary to bully me and then not bother to educate me before leaving (seeing as how you have some secret knowledge that you need to keep withheld. Dork.

>> No.12420239

>>12420179
>>12419793

kek

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>>12419793
>>12420179
These are g8

>> No.12420348

>>12406473
Do you ever try to grope your students?

>> No.12420351

>>12420179
dang dude, you went to bed and came back to continue this rampage? lmao. btw your art was shitty and deserved to be called out. enjoy never being successful

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>>12415757
>http://dallashoisington.tumblr.com/

Not bad actually, from the replies I thought it was going to some morbid 12 year old stuff... Disappointed again.

>> No.12420372

>>12419608
I would skullfuck her

>> No.12420478

>>12420179

Don't listen to the commie naysayers bud.

We love your artwork and everything you're doing.

Maybe you should find his sister and she will date you.

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>>12420372

would hope so

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>>12420179
>>12419793
Fucking saved. When the internet truly dies, this thread will be one of the fond memories I look back on before I off myself

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>>12420351
>>12420006
>>12419939

You fucked up Housington. Go back to tumblr where this kind of thing doesn’t happen.

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>>12416019
>>12416022

>> No.12420660

why is this retarded thread still here???

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>>12416029
what if he's the AI that lives on the blockchain?

>> No.12420732

>>12420179
Make this into a sticker. Would buy.

>> No.12420767

>>12419608
I want to drink beer off her crack and snort coke off her butthole

>> No.12421109

>>12405646
>Day One
Hi guys, just set up the dispenser at the gas station. They had me put it in the back beside the licorice and soup. You kind of have to stand at a weird angle in order to use the machine without dropping your coins, but otherwise it's really good! We're all gonna make it brah!

>Day 90
Second collections day. I didn't blog about the first one because there were 0 sales, but this time was better. We made 2 sales! Exponential growth!

>Day 365
Oh hey I completely forgot about this blog haha. Just got an email from godaddy saying my hosting was about to expire and I just remembered. Sorry for keeping all of you /biz/ bros waiting. The project actually fell through. The owner, Mr. Gajdeep wanted to sell fortnite stickers but I wouldn't sell my soul to the corporate jew. Anyway I'm selling my sticker machine for $180 including stickers - THEY ARE A COMBO PACKAGE ONLY. If you want to sell my sticker from the machine you have to give me 50% of revenue as well. I'll pay half the cost of shipping up to $15. Serious inquiries only

>> No.12421130

>>12405612
these things are so damn easy to rob lol
not that I would no but those locks are total junk

>> No.12421202

>>12420526
This is good enough for a cum tribute, I will deliver later tonight

>> No.12421211

I swear to god /biz/ is the worst place possible to learn about business. In this thread we have an stupid idea for something no one will buy, with other anons encouraging OP to pursue bad businesses.

>>12405622
This guy is telling OP (and other /biz/ posters) that owning and operating a single vending machine is a good passive income source

>>12405646
This guy is so scared of trying himself, that he wants to live through someone else's very dull and boring business idea execution

>>12406500
>>12407277
These guys are recently moved from /pol/ and still has not learned that the real world is not like the /pol/+SJW la la land

>>12406597
wow. I seriously hope this is satire

>>12407610
This is the first thought-through post I've seen in the thread. Very true indeed.


fuck I'm tired of scrolling through the thread. Hopefully someone posted wisdom for OP and those like OP. Vending machines will not make you wealthy.

>> No.12421221

why is this thread still going