/biz/ - Business & Finance

I carried out a confidence scam on a shitcoin (which itself was a scam), gaining the trust of the team, and pumped it with fake news on tg/twitter in order to make myself 100's of ETH. It is now completely dead and will never recover from what I did.

I took a lot of money from people, but they knew the game they were in.

I also fucked it up big time and made out with just a fraction of what I could have done, and lost my girlfriend in the whole process also.

>>12391055
I fucked a girl and made her call her BF while I was fucking her to break up with him. He was crying about it and I made her cum while she was on the phone with him.

>>12391107

That's brutal enough that I believe it. How do you feel about it now?

>>12391107
Holy shit

>>12391055
i kicked the dog after taking that picture

>>12391107
That’s not very nice.

>>12391055
I once met a 7/10 qt through a mutual friend and took her to a hip jazz bar in town, where I had an autism panic attack. I looked in her eyes and as calmly as I could, told her I felt overwhelmed and invited her to take a walk outside. She was very happy to do this. We made out and ended up on a train to her place where we fucked all night. Not chad tier, but I bluffing your way out of crippling autism and into a chick's pants is about all you can expect from somebody like me.

>>12391107
And then you woke up, right?

>>12391107
Did he do something awful to deserve it? Or are you and the girl just complete assholes?

>>12391055
I had sex with a girl who's husband was working. She had like a 1 yr old when was in the same room as us. it was a tinder thing and I didn't know she was married until ball deep. Felt bad afterwards, and strange with a baby in the room.

Chad bc she contacted me for rd2 and I didn't reply

nothing

>>12391125
Was a different time and a different me. Kinda made my peace with it.

>>12391156
Kinda wish, it was a fucked up time.

>>12391166
To be completely honest we were in a guild in WoW together and it was just stupid WoW Drama. So I literally spent 6 months coming onto his girl til I flew her out to me and did this. I was around 22 and pretty immature.

After I learned about the chad meme, I went to the pubs and asked every thot I met if they wanted to make out. To my surprise everyone said yes and I ended up throat fucking a girl until she puked on my dick. Afterwards she even moved to my city and started to stalk me lol.

Virginity truly is a state of mind

>>12391055
#str8faxmachinenigga
Yall white boys lackin ahahaha

>>12391166
nobody should ever expect total submission and loyalty from their gf to be a right... it's inherently selfish and arrogant

>>12391055
I went to McDonalds and ordered food without preparation.
I know it sounds stupid but I had severe from of social phobia. Talking to people was making me red and sweaty. But I managed to improve my condition significantly.

>>12391193
>To be completely honest we were in a guild in WoW together and it was just stupid WoW Drama.

and there we go. The people in the stories are not nearly as attractive as you first imagine them to be.

>>12391171
My only experience with that was meeting a girl on Craiglist from WV. Went to her place to have sex, she's like 18 and a Mom. Baby in the room crying while we bang it out. It was pretty awkward. I end up spending the night and go downstairs the next morning and her Mom is making breakfast for everyone. Her brother tells me "I heard you tearing it up last night way to go bro." Her Dad tried to sell me a stolen HVAC unit.

It was pretty fucking weird.

been sitting for murder 7 years in prison
got out in 2015

stabbed someone for his money and he accidentally died

>>12391100
Thats more steve>>12391107- chad dorsnt need to scam
Dam son

>>12391226
>Everyone who plays WoW is ugly.

Seems legit.

>>12391171
Meh, I used to think these things were initiated by some majorly alpha dude, seemed like some kind of magic and I envied the dudes that had it. After a dozen or so girlfriends and hitting 30 I've realized it's just in the nature of women, it isn't even a big accomplishment. They're just overgrown children, piss them off for five minutes and they'll revenge fuck anyone if given the opportunity. I've been the beneficiary and victim (if you can call it that) of women's fickle bullshit. They don't value their sexual worth or loyalty, so I really see no reason anyone else should, either.

>>12391222
Good for you man. I know that can be tough.

I had a girl that was in an "open relationship" and would come over to my place every week just cum. When I lived in the city I'd use Tinder and fuck a new girl every week.

Now I'm almost 30 and realize that none of that stuff matters and getting my life on track with a decent job is much more important than fucking random thots.

>>12391232
LARP.

>>12391206
I wasn't referring to him fucking someone else's gf. I was referring to him making the girl call her bf during sex, i.e. trying to hurt the bf's feelings as much as possible.

>>12391236
I'm sorry to have had to break this to you.

Pretty sure "nice guys" is code for "white guys"

White girls LOVE the BBC

>>12391055
Hooked up with two girls while we were all tripping balls on shrooms.

>>12391256
Stfu and gemme yo link whitebitch ahah, gay ass nigga

>>12391258
It was a total dick move on my part. On the bright side when she flew back home they got back together.

>>12391238
>Meh, I used to think these things were initiated by some majorly alpha dude, seemed like some kind of magic and I envied the dudes that had it. After a dozen or so girlfriends and hitting 30 I've realized it's just in the nature of women, it isn't even a big accomplishment. They're just overgrown children, piss them off for five minutes and they'll revenge fuck anyone if given the opportunity. I've been the beneficiary and victim (if you can call it that) of women's fickle bullshit. They don't value their sexual worth or loyalty, so I really see no reason anyone else should, either.


Yea, valid, I've been on all sides of that shit. Fucked well over 100 girls now and a lot of them were not "single". In fact, there's no such thing as a "single" girl, really. There's always SOMEONE who thinks he has a claim over her.

I've been cucked SEVERELY (gf literally fucking someone in the next room at a party) and I have cucked others just as brutally (crashed a dude's car into his own house while fucking his fiancee, etc.)

It's all just bullshit. Women are walking vaginas and can be manipulated by fucking anyone. Any time your dick is not inside her, someone else's could well be.

>>12391055
>>12391263
I also fucked a girl I met on leddit and have fucked one of my best friends' older sisters.

Non-chad here but have had moderate success with women; in a relationship for three years now. I grew up with a best friend that's taller, better looking, more jacked than me, tanner, etc. So it sucked always being in his shadow.

In college I hooked up with all three girls in this specific friend group we knew, and they were all hot as fuck. I think that was my peak that I'll never surpass.
I also had a threesome, sort of, with two decent looking chicks. But I nutted before we even had sex, when one of them was jerking me off, because I was so incredibly turned on of course. So that was kinda lame but awesome at the same time.

tl;dr, college, alcohol, etc. Have a fun personality and be around drunk girls and good things are bound to happen. Also drugs/being not poor helps

>>12391055

I bet she’s a single mom now

>>12391231
>Her brother tells me "I heard you tearing it up last night way to go bro."
what...

>>12391232
Why were you that desperate for money? Also did you at least rob a nigger?

>>12391275
Based fellow non-Chad. We have our moments sometimes.

>>12391055
WHERE DO I BEGIN?
>I fucked a girl in the middle of a party, got her ass naked with a bunch of people watching.
>Really annoying bitchy girl hanging out in my room in college during a party. Hitting on me but in the most obnoxious way possible. Everyone leaves she stays, her guy "friend" tries to convince her to leave with him and they get into an argument and she kicks him out. I throat fuck her then pull my dick out and come on her face. She's visibly annoyed and asks why I did that, and I tell her because she was being an annoying bitch. She asks me to go get her a paper towel to clean up. I go to my friends room next store and hang out with my boys and tell them the whole story first.
>Convinced a girl her friend was sucking my friends dick in a bunk bed in a hostel above us. She had never sucked a dick before but goes for it after I convince her based on her own friends actions. Amazing blow job. Find out later my friend and hers were just kissing. She was honestly not attractive. Next day saw her at a sightseeing place in the city we were in and her and her friend start to approach us, we walk in the other direction and evade.
>Girl is hitting on me nonstop for months, she's not unattractive but I'm not that attracted to her personality. One day get home super drunk and call her over to hang out. As soon as she walks in just take her hand pull her to my bedroom pull her panties down and her skirt up and fuck her doggystyle hard as fuck until I come in her. Pull out and send her home.
>See really hot girl at a party go into the bathroom, follow her in and we start making out I get her ass naked and feeling her titties and pussy. She later asks me if I want to hang out some time, say sure, never call her.
>Found out a girl I was previously fucking was getting ass fucked by some dude. Walk up to her at a bar and flat out ask her "How come you never let me fuck you in the ass?" She out chads me and says "You never asked"
List goes on

>>12391206

Cuck-a-doodle-dooooo

>>12391271
>(crashed a dude's car into his own house while fucking his fiancee, etc.)

Do you live in a Apatow movie?

>>12391232
That isn’t very Chad of you Jamal.

>>12391290
No it was a white guy
was a dumb asshole who deserved it
so basically me and my buddy break into his home and I keep him in place with my knife while friend searches the money
then he attempted to attack me and I stabbed him in the chest
then we took his weed money about 7k and took off
the guy died and my friend was arrested shortly after
then they got me
during trial my lawyer could convince them that it was an accident and that he attacked first
got 11 years initially but it got reduced to 7 because good boi
and it was white on white crime

started going out with a girl at work. found out she was engaged but then broke it off with him because she liked me more. i dumped her after 6 months of using her as a sex toy because i started having feelings for her (from the sex i guess) and i knew i didnt want to be with her forever.

>>12391226
Kek

>>12391298
How do people like you end on 4chin?

>>12391295
Hell yeah, dude. I had like a three year dry spell before all that happened, so it felt good to have a Chad aura for a bit.

Monero makes you a Chad

https://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

>>12391107
nice anon, my dad also works at nintendo
>tfw hitler is making a new earthbound and i get to play the alpha builds

>roses are red
>my dick has turned yellow
>I fucked 4 tranny whores
>now I'm a dead fellow

I dated a celebrity for a while. it was so good until i was intoxicated by a class of drugs. i fucking felt so inferior and never let her know. i didnt answer her calls and i simply vanished. in retrospect, i looked like a chad. kek.

>>12391055

I have two 3-fers under my belt. AKA 3 different chicks in one day.

1st time - thailand online dating, two of the chicks changed their plans on me and wanted to come meet me on the same day. I met one in the morning, brought her back to my place and creampied her. Got her out of there by 12pm. Met the 2nd chick, she came right over and we fucked on the bed. She asked about the damp spot. I told her it was from when I took a shower and sat on the bed. lol. Took a nap and went out to a cafe in a daze. QT started checking me out there (white guy in asian country, very common). I talked to her and said that the dating game had been brutal lately, jokingly. She sympathized with me and said she hadn't been with anyone in months. Joking, I said 'wanna change that?'. She did. Was balls deep in her by 5pm.

2nd time - cambodia. Some chick from the mall brought me home to her apartment and we fucked on her bed. Her sister comes in and starts fussing. She goes to take a shower, and I tell sister she is cute and that I want to make out with her too. Made out with her, then dragged her into bed and fucked her and came inside of her also. She goes to take a shower next. Roomate comes in, acts disgusted says it smells like sex, I laugh and tell her well yeah I just fucked so and so and her sister. I make fun of her and tell her its going to only get worse since I'm going to fuck them again. IDK how but I wound up eating her out and then fucking her. Sisters find me with her as they get out of the bathroom. They kick me out, but I still came inside of all of them.

>>12391491
Always thought it'd be weird to date a celeb. Closest I've gotten is dating a girl with 20k+ instagram followers lel.

>>12391055
I've been a chad throughout uni. You only attract sluts and damaged girls when you are acting like a chad. Fucking sluts is easy but meaningless unless you're an autist that keeps a score and brag to your friends about how many girls you've fucked.
I quit that shit and now trying to find a good woman. It's hard because so many girls just wanna be instahoes. There are good girls out there.

>>12391055
>Non-Chads of /biz/
so basically almost everyone

>>12391491
What kind of celeb was she anon? Was she a singer or actress or model or something?

>>12391500
I went to a wedding with my wife recently and realized I had 3 exes at the reception. My wife knew 2 out of three of them. It was kinda awkward but sort of chaddish at the same time.

Truth be told I have a very limited circle of friends due to being addicted to computers since the early 90s

>>12391055
>thumbs in pockets
She feels low status wearing that shirt, probably because it makes her look like a slut in front of her friend.

>>12391193
The absolute state of biz

>>12391685
politics

1. Impregnated two women in one night stands.
2. Fucked a 21 year old Asian qt in ny office while her boyfriend was stationed abroad (that was a year ago)
3. Fucked 5 tinder bitches in a single business trip while being married.

T. 36 y/o former autist.

I've taken two virginities

>>12391500
were any of them above 7/10 ?

>>12391324
>was a dumb asshole who deserved it

worthless white trash

>>12391779
Was she married?

>>12391231
everything in this is an over the top WV meme

>>12391055
Keeping eye contact at a female that’s not related to me for more than 5 seconds

Wow, the richest chads love private money, WHY IS THIS???

>>12391231
>I end up spending the night

Rookie mistake

>>12391784
>3. Fucked 5 tinder bitches in a single business trip while being married.

ever worry about bringing something back to the wife? I'd probably be a bit more adventurous but condoms fucking suck

>>12391100
Your the bitconnect guy right?

>non-chads of /biz/
>literal chad posts everywhere

larp thread #109280102

>>12391055
cucked a guy for over a year who wasn't even fucking his gf because muh religion, then brutally dumped the girl/ghosted her when I moved out of town... I had a gf the entire time.

In college I also took a girl's virginity who had a boyfriend who she wouldn't let fuck her because he was a beta.

At a bachelor party everyone was trying to get with these two lebanese girls we ran into twice in two nights. Slipped the younger one my phone number and ended up fucking her without a condom the next day.

I've settled down now and have a long term girlfriend of almost four years, but sometimes I miss the chase. I guess I finally found a decent girl who I can more or less trust, someone with real goals who comes from a good family, after years of messing around with thots who would ruin your life for a funny twitter update.

>>12391324
>was a dumb asshole
I hope you got raped you sack of shit.
I would have shot you.
no fucking remorse

I called someone a virgin... but im a virgin too....

>>12391222
I used to be like you. I could not talk to strangers and was too scared to go to stores and purchase stuff. I changed when I turned 21 or so. Now this is what I've been up to: >>12391784

I'm still kinda shy and awkward though.

>>12391918
I had to treat a urinary tract infection a couple weeks after that. I'm not sure how I caught it or if it can be sexually transmitted. I was in a third world tropical so who knows. Condoms are important, yes.

>>12392098
"cock epics 4 times" not bad

>>12391107
I'll have 500 for things that never happened.

Never had any chad type experience.
I’ve worked my ass off the last 30 yrs.
I’m rich but no chad tier stuff.
Sucks

>>12391107

WOW

>>12391055
that's a based cumdumpster

>>12392149
this is more common then you think, but instead of actually calling to break up lmao.

>>12391238
>hey're just overgrown children, piss them off for five minutes and they'll revenge fuck anyone if given the opportunity.

Even innocent shy girls do this shit lmao

>>12391238
>They're just overgrown children

yeap

>>12391238

From my experience 10% or 5% of females are actually loyal.

Unless you have those retarded conditions of being a 9/10 dating a 4/10 etc

>>12391055
Countless times at house parties where I swooped a girl who was with a beta guy. The amount of times their cell phones rang/buzzed while smashing...
>>12391100
Never did this though, thats straight up cruel.

>>12391226
True that. I never get jelly of 4chan stories because its likely 2 hambeasts slapping their fat together

>>12391324
How the fuck did you get caught?

>>12391193

Same for me with similar scenarios.

>>12391261
No jamal not everybody wants to get aids

>>12391779
AOC

>>12391784
>It's hard because so many girls just wanna be instahoes.
>>12391624


I'm starting to think it's just not a female thing being hoes lmao.

>>12391961
You'd be surprised how identical these stories are that most people experience.

>>12392590
Larp no proof

>>12392671
>that most people larp

fify

>>12391100
Carlos?

>>12391055
approached 20 females on a bachelorette party in a parking lot and whipped out my erect dick and pissed in front of all of them.

>>12391784
>former

>>12391055
Fucked my hot ass ex wife and he best friend at the same time.

Nothing. Been a lil’ bitch all my life

>>12391100
Sounds more like a Sergey move than a Chad one

>>12391055
everything about this photo is perfect. they way they're shoved into the entryway to some obviously “cool” eatery, the urban decay outside, the NYC sticker on the door, the way her friend is looking at the camera, holding a dog in a sweater [just like a baby], this is IRL allegory for the modern Weimerica.

>>12393641
pic related

>>12391055
Had a long term gf and another on the side for almost a year. Side roastie catches me getting a handjob from her best friend in a club while all high on E, posts a pic of me and her on faceberg to tip my gf off about us as revenge (she was already suspicious). All blows up in my face but gf stayed with me. GF was a 7, side roastie and friend were both 8s. Most chad period of my life.

The amount of larping in this thread hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>12391055
I came in my roommate's dream girl, and told him about it. LMFAO. He was so sad. It was honestly the most alpha I've ever felt, like I came in his fucking fantasy girl.

>>12391206
Thinks common and some modicum of decency, loyalty and temperance is a ‘right’..:.

This is why I closed myself off to ever finding someone over 15 years ago and am now a 33 year old wizard, archmage.

>>12391232
>>12391290
>>12391324

thats the opposite of chad.

>>12391232
>accidentally died after getting stabbed
Wtf did you expect, for him to do a fucking backflip?

>>12391784
>Has to mention "Asian" cuz he not only has a cuck fetish but has to racialize it to feel superior to teh asian race

Kys whitoid scum

>>12391055
I fucked an asain "male" the they're literally bred for bbc