/biz/ - Business & Finance

(taps the mic) ... Hello is this thing on?

Sell the News Buy the Blues

>>12388360
Yeah but I think you misunderstood what your wife meant when she said the bull was coming.

>>12388362

explain further periwinkle blue id anon

>>12388297
>10B injected into btc marketcap
>it's rubles

Based Russian pump and dump when the news comes out that the rumors were false

show me a bigger chad anons

ill wait....

>>12388382
russia would have foreign reserves of USD. they would in most case dump the USD.

About sick and tired of all this bullish news and the flaming Ponzi scheme that is bitcoin just continue to dump

>>12388402
Would be pretty hilarious to see a mass die-off of USD thanks to foreign hodlers

>>12388395

>>12388482
not mad at this

>>12388297
Russia will buy bitcoins off-chart so don't worry it won't trigger bullrun.

>>12388582
just the media attention of russia buying bitcoin would trigger a run though. and if russia came out and publically said "yes, we are buying bitcoin" oh boy... clench your cheeks lad

>load ze russia fomo
>damp eeit

>>12388633
>>12388582
This, the same reports show that they might use their entire 450+B to buy bitcoin. That is literally 5xing the total market cap. If Russia does it, whats stopping other nations to keep their reserves in bitcoin?

>>12388661
im also pretty sure north korea is doing shit like this too.

the thing about the russian government is theyre sneaky little fuckers themselves. probably some of the smartest fucks out there. i wouldnt be surprised if they were buying bags already. theres nothing more putin hates than being whipped like a bitch so hes gonna shove it up the USA's ass first moment he gets.

>>12388501
Bam!

>>12388395

Ya, imagine being so chad that you kill your political opponents and stifle speech because muh feels. What a fag.

> inb4 kgb

Terry would like a word with you.

>>12388402
using USD would create its own problems due to sanctions.

It probably would be rubles...or a commodity like oil.

>>12388722

And utterly fail at it too. If you honestly think that russia poses any sort of threat to the US you're absolutely delusional. Who's the rest of the world going to side with? Us or Russia... not a hard choice desu senpai.

>>12388806
The US is in very little position of power today. It does not hold the same power it did 20-30 years ago. China is bending the US over like a bitch. Putin is bending the US over like a bitch. The Saudi's are bending the US over like a bitch. This isnt about war, it's about countries choosing not to hold strong ties with the US anymore. Why? Because everyone hates the fucking US, they just think they can come in and act like they own the place.

>>12388661
>whats stopping other nations to keep their reserves in bitcoin
Keeping national reserves in bitcoin is the retardiest thing ever. It's like keeping them in sea shells.

>>12388852
While this is all true, the US Navy can literally destroy every nation on the planet at once given that nukes arent involved. The sheer amount of force leverage the US Navy provides prevents other nations from taking drastic action against the US. They have to take small, incremental action against the US.

>>12388885
Except those sea shells are backed by a superpower

>>12388692

best korea is mining it

>>12388885
Wrong

>>12388885
>he thinks seashells are any different than fiat

>>12388780
A little beta cuck like you will never understand what it takes to maintain a possition of power. You just wine and bitch about things like a beta bitch.

>>12388885
Also
>someone buys 450 billion in sea shells
>market adjusts
>seashells are worth considerably more now

*according

>>12388889
They cant destroy russia or china. Even is nukes arent used.

>>12388360
Oh its on anon... And I have a few things to say first, if you don't mind...

*AHEM*.....

>>12388983
go on lad. speak your speech, were waiting.

this russian 10B bitcoin buy is just a desperate way to pump and gain profit.

bitcoin was made by russian FSB to launder money etc. now they are trying hard to pump this dying shitcoin.

ripple (made by U.S.A) will replace this shitcoin in the future.

ethereum is also russian scamm shitter coin.

>>12388994
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I SHALL KEEP THIS BRIEF...

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK GAYS FUCK TRANNIES

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY... FUCK JANNIES

>>12388979
Absolutely incorrect. The US Navy is the most powerful military force this planet has seen by orders of magnitude. Within 2 weeks they could destroy every major government facility and critical infrastructure system in every major metropolitan area in both countries and bring them to their knees without a single boot on the ground.

>>12389016
Go back to twitter you fucking dolt

>>12389016
>ripple
Only use for that coin is baiting retards that don't know what circulating supply is.

>>12388885
brainlet

>>12389035
lol. nothing worse than american military nerds. your military is overrated as fuck, stop into reality please.

>>12388661
>That is literally 5xing the total market cap
more like 50xing when you consider the impact of actual money on market cap

oh you brainlets actually still believe this kind of shit haha ok wow

>>12388297
>Believing the BEST propaganda country in the world is releasing accurate information with no ulterior motives
Russia wants to dump on you, that's all. They won't be buying anything, they want you to buy so they can sell. What else makes even a tiny bit of sense here?

>>12389840
no one believes this shit especially after such a long bear market and price didn't even budge, so what kinda of "russia will dump on you hurr durr" are you talking about?

>>12389840
I am sorry? Any country that has more money than Russia is better at propaganda.

>>12389883
US has more money and got dunked by Russia, meanwhile Putin still has the love of his people despite being a murderous savage & the US President is hated by more than half the country and the country is at war with itself which is Russia's doing. Come again?

>>12389840
>Believing western propaganda that Russia is the best propaganda country.
Oy vey nothing to see here goys.

>>12388297
For the FIFTIETH TIME GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
IF THE NEWS SAYS THAT 'THEY ARE PREPARING TO' THEN THEY ALREADY FUCKING ACCUMULATED.
THIS IS NEWS FOR YOU FAGGOTS TO FOMO IN BEFORE THE NEXT LEG DOWN SO THEY CAN WRECK YOU AND FILL MORE OF THEIR BAGS.
THESE FAGS DON'T MARKET BUY

>>12389902
literally insane.

>>12389924
We haven't seen a country actor enter the field yet. It would be more volume than everything else combined and would leave a huge footprint, even if they only did OTC.

So let's say theoretically, they do buy 10B worth of BTC.
Where does that leave the market? Completely fucked? Or do we all buy lambos and yachts the next day?

>>12388633
I mean, it's plausible
>Putin buys bitcoin at 4k each OTC
>goes public and says "Russia just bought bitcoin"
>bitcoin pumps as a reaction to the news
>Putins bitcoin is now worth multiple times more
I can see him doing it

>>12390076
Somewhere in the middle. Its safe to say we'd get a nice pump but not lambo

>>12389031
Based and redpilled

if russia said it publically it would also create stress for other countries to enter the space as a way to diversify itself. it would unironically be the greatest bull run of our time.

>>12390103
Except the last bullrun scared everyone away.

>>12390143
nobody cares about these losers

>>12388806
imbecile detected

>>12388297
so they are buying $10B or $470B?
fucking kek

>>12390149
How else is mr Putin going to get his money? Otherwise he should’ve put 10b on link. What a scrub.

>>12390172
>putin is about to invest 10b in link
now that's a good meme.

>>12388806
Oh boy this one is in for a rough awakening.

>>12390168
10,000,000,000 USD

>>12390215
He went all in

>>12388885
Just imagine being this retarded on the concept of Bitcoin. Don’t be like this anon.

>>12388806
A direct military confrontation between the Usa and Russia means total mutual destruction.

>inb4 3/4 вceй cyммы "пpoпaлa" и y гoлoвы пpoeктa пoявилacь нoвaя яхтa

>>12388297
>putin buys memecoins owned by comrade Xi
Lmao.

>>12390224
then why it's written "Russian economist says Russia may byt $470B in BTC" at the bottom of that image

>>12390290
Этo зaливкa дeнeг для "пpeдceдaтeля".

>>12388806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoogkKSFES0 My gift to you, sperglord

>>12388360
AHEM
*ting ting*

FUCK JEWS
FUCK TRANNIES
AND FUCK NIGGERJANNIES

>>12389035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsU_78QpmFo
Enjoy fag

>>12388852

Usa is raping china
Russia hates china and is seeking to ally with usa hence globohomos are doing everything they can to stop this.

Short term enemies long term allies

If you dont own at least 1 bitcoin by now youre a faggot

>>12390253
he's probably from /v/

>>12390352
Taк, пaцaны, лaднo "нyтyпыe", нo вы тo кyдa. Этo мля пpeпoдaвaтeль гpeбaннoй шapaжки PAHХиГC, пpичeм лютo зaинтepecoвaнный в биткe и oчeвиднo имeющий кaкyю-тo cyммy. У нeгo дaжe дoлжнocти тo нeт, oн лoх пoлнeйший. Cкopee нa вac зaвтpa чeмoдaн c миллиoнoм юaнeй yпaдeт, нeжeли Poccия нaчнeт зaкyпaтьcя биткoм.

>>12388297
That biz has been shilling this as big news tells me that it's not big news.

>>12390544
Бpaтишкa, я тeбe инфoпoвoд пoкyшaть пpинec. Пoкyпaй битoк, бpaтишкa. Cтaвлю двa нихyя чтo пocлe нaкaчки битoк eщe paз нa тыщy coльют.

>>12390544
eбaнyтый чтo ли?

>>12388297
Why wouldn't they buy ether instead?

>>12390652
>putin invests
I almost choked on my tea.

Are they gonna buy the mtgox coins?

>>12388362
I did buy the blues at 15k lol

>>12388395
imagine if Putin actually browsers /biz/ and posts chain link memes with the rest of

>>12388896
Well, they would be held by a superpower


>>12388885 doesn't get it. Probably thinks money (even gold money) is more than an epic meme.

Things are valuable cause people agree they're valuable. What do you think is going to happen to the price on all those old baseball cards and vinyls once the boomers are dead

>>12388297
> unironically falling for fake news
hook line and sinker

>>12388297
>jews tank the market just to fuck with russia
Gee, thanks.

>>12390754
>jew

>>12390772
>asian jew

>>12389031
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1T85IGyX5CB

Dump inc fags

>>12388297
This isn't going to happen. Even if it were true, 10B in BTC would be over the counter.

>>12389450
>your military is overrated as fuck, stop into reality please
It's only larger and more powerful than the rest of the world combined.

In 200 years we've been attacked/invaded twice. Didn't work out for the aggressor either time. Couple of hundred thousand faces melted off didn't work out.

>>12388297
>>12388360
Imagine believing this HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy fuck I knew /biz/ had some complete cretins on this board, but this is a new kind of stupid. Maybe even dumber than the dipshits that bought Bazinga Coin

>>12390076
Slow down, anon. 10 billion Rubles is only about $150 million. It's not going to make much of an impact on price.

>>12391012
absolute cringe, listen to the voice in the beginning lmao. That's what your average /pol/ dipshit sounds like. How someone can go through puberty and still sound like a little boy is beyond me

>>12388368
>mfw no periwinkle blue bf to ride
why even bros

>>12392082
america has never fought a legit war against a capable foe you idiot. both world wars were over by the time you arrived. the rest of your wars consist of wasting huge amounts of money getting pwned by goatherders and jungle gooks. your military is literally filled with faggots, women, niggers and mexicans.

>>12388367

>>12388367

>>12389035
Could the US Navy defeat a girl wearing pyjamas and wearing an upside down wok?

I see the ZeroHedge retards are out in full force today. Do they realize that site is actual Russian propaganda and has been crying wolf for a decade now?

> tell them adoption will bring in normies
> tell them institutional investors are coming
> tell them BTC will become the world reserve currency
> tell them nations and states are on the verge of buying mass amounts of BTC
Ways to keep bag holders hopes alive

>>12392440
Don't stop believin

>>12388297
>”According to Vladislav Ginko, a lecturer at Moscow’s Russian Presidential Academy of National Economy and Public Administration, the Russian government could be considering the acquisition of 470 billion dollars in Bitcoins as a way to switch part of its reserves from fiat to cryptocurrencies.”
Kek, what a clickbait

check his twitter he retweets and likes almost every site that writes about this, that is certainly weird behaviour

>>12391874
>10B in BTC would be over the counter.
rumor has it CSW had lined up to fill the 10B otc buy, right before he market dumps the rest and reveals the segwit fatal flaw

>>12388297
someone tell me how you can buy $460 billion worth of a 60 billion marketcap crypto

>>12392550
Seems like he is just trying shill these fake news. Probably has some heavy bags

>>12392807
You can only buy what's on sale: Your first BTC will cost you $4k, but your second will cost you $4.1k, because there's not enough BTC on sale at $4k. Your third will be $4.3k. By the time you get to you 100th BTC, you're at $10k, at you 200th we're back to $19k. By your thousandth we're at $100k per BTC. Pretty soon you've spent $460 billion buying BTC.

can someone loan me a btc?