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Reminder that money does not buy happiness
just forget that whore
>>12387784Bezos is just a pay pig for the succubus.
>>12387784>marries an ugly woman thinking she can't possibly be a gold digger>turns out to be a gold digger anyway, and possibly a kike or bleached curry by that schnoz and hollow eyes>get divorce rapedHahaha!
>>12387784>Woman gets half just for existingI mean he is going to be fucking thousands of 10/10 thots regardless and half of his fortune is still a lot but she really doesn't deserve a dime.
>>12387784Never marry. Ever. Not even the ugly ones
>>12387827She was one of the first employees of Amazon and they did not sign a prenup. She is going to get half
>>12387832I don't disagree with you. I'm saying she just doesn't deserve it regardless of what the law allows because women are children in the eyes of the law.
>>12387784reminder that women are a mistake
>>12387784Fox and grapes. I bet he's so high as fuck he doesn't care about roasties or losing money.
>>12387849The absolute state of incels
>>12387849Women are not a mistake but all the Puritan weeding bullshit is
>>12387814she is not ugly, she has pretty faceholy shit you autists don't have any taste
>>12387885>>12387893>>12388026
PAY UP PAYPIG
>>12387784>Good morning, Mr Bezos. Would you like to have an orgy on the yacht today?Imagine having to live with that old hag for 25 years and now finally being free to fuck everything that walks. I'm sure he's heartbroken.
>>12387832>She is going to get halfholy fuckBezos BTFOshort marriage
>>12388192he's probably going to get remarried in a few years (beta cucks never change) and lose another half of his money
>>12387784Did she help him createall those billions
if she takes half she's the richest woman on earth, by divorce
>>12388206SLAY QUEEN!!
>>12388206kek, I actually want that to happen.
>>12388206Burn them
>>12388204This is one way to justify it. Even then, if she was a shareholder from the early days there is no justification for anything above 1 billion total. Maybe 5 at a push if she was never given the chance to be a shareholder.
Society is such a joke.Thank god I'm not participating in it.
>implying another being or thing other than yourself can bring you happiness The fact that we know he is getting divorced tells a lot about him.
Top kek, bezos got absolutely 100% cucked
>>12387849Letting them tempt men is the mistake pick up a bible some time. Atheist or not some good lessons there
>>12387784Just a little longer and this would make Bill Gates the 3rd richest man alive, not the 2nd.
Poor Bezos, unironically. One man's success from unrelenting drive and focus left mangled and mutilated after she takes him to the cleaners. It's sickening when you think about it. Women are retarded, I wish I was a homosexual
>>12388206YASSS. SLAYYYY
And just a few days ago, someone made a thread asking why he chose her when he could have almost any girl he wanted. Then someone answered something like "Well, she was with him before he got rich so she's probably more trustworthy than some random hoe" Yeah, right.
What a coincidence that divorce comes when jeffs fortune starts to decline. If she gets amazon stacks in divorce, excpect insta panic sell of those :)
>>12388325I mean that is still absolutely true. Just because she is more trustworthy than some random hoe doesn't mean she is absolutely trustworthy. Though if she doesn't try to rape him and just takes like a billion then it does pan out.
>>12388325The final redpill
It does not matter what you think of a woman.It does not matter if she is nice, or smart, or beautiful (or even ugly for that matter).They are all full of deception.They are all looking to take as much from you as possible.Not getting married isn't enough: there's also common law marriage.Signing prenups isn't enough: the court just throws them out (which is tragic, why should the contract of legal marriage hold any weight legally if another contract does not, simply because you don't like its intent?).The only solution is MGTOW. That's the only way you can truly protect yourself.And even then you'll have to be concerned with professional victims trying to claim you raped them or some bullshit. Guess you've got to always wear a bodycam or something these days
>>12387784Why is this allowed?This woman did nothing to earn that, why does she deserve the wealth another person created just because they lived together? Is this the 1920's where women were housewives and they needed an economic safety net in case of divorce? Why is this allowed in 2019 when women are more employable than men? Why is nobody trying to change this legislation?
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/09/jeff-bezos-and-wife-mackenzie-are-divorcing-.htmlAccording to CNBC, washington state is a commmunity property state. meaning any wealth earned during their marriage becomes community property, so half of it goes to her.Fuck this country.
>>12388377> Why is nobody trying to change this legislation?Trying to change it means you hate women. Despite feminism being the rallying cry of women they have been suspiciously oblivious when it comes to marriage, alimony and child support laws. Conscription and military service as well. Just remember feminism is not about equality it is about all the benefits with none of the downsides.Women are stronk, proud and don't need no man but deserve half of everything and are always the victim.
>>12388377Because men are retarded and in this day and age of information and automation they need to validate their masculinity somehow.
>>12387784Remember anons, it's cheaper to keep herDo not marry
>>12387784All of this probably part of a scheme to avoid taxes or some shit, a scheme they are both in on. These billionaires live in a different universe, don't even try to divine their ways.
>biz doesn’t know Jeff Bezos is gaylol
>>12387784Amazon BTFO short it now goyim
>>12388176we love our bluepilled folk
Why does any silicon valley dude get married? I mean, not being married isn't strange in that extremely liberal part of the country. So why the fuck would you do it when you're involved in startups?
imagine marrying a white roastie in this day and age.
>>12388343That's a big if. By law she is entitled to half since they didn't sign any prenup. It's not a hard decision to choose between over 50 billions and 1 billion. Ironically Melinda married Bill Gates when he was already successful 25 yrs ago and she never divorced him even when he was the richest man alive. Now, that's being trustworthy.
>>12388434They are in love and are convinced their girl is different.
>>12387784Damn, even bezos got cucked. Half hi net worth just vanished in the blink of an eye
>>12387784>marriage>happinessyou mad dumb
Somebody shop the just hair on him
>>12388377just man up incel
NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TELL YOUR GF/WIFE ABOUT YOUR CRYPTO HOLDINGSIF THINGS START TO GO SOUTH USE A PRIVATE VPN AND TRADE IT ALL TO PRIVATE LEDGER AND SHUFFLE IT. REPORT TO THE IRS THAT YOU WERE HACKED AND REPORT ALL LOST.SHE WONT BE ABLE TO RECOVER IT. EVER.
>>12388457Shop it onto him but keep the smile and eyes. I like the idea of him just being happy he has hair.
>>12387784THE. ARCHITECT.Seriously women are fucking scary.
>>12388377Because white people have become beta whimps
>>12387784>get married>divorce and get free money Why is this allowed?
>>12388477NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TELL YOUR WIFE YOU ARE THE CEO OF AMAZON
>>12388411THIS>/biz/ thinks this is anything else than a financial/political move and starts ranting about >muh womyn and >muh marriageHAHAHAHA.You retarded incels are literally never gonna make it.
>>12388557KekHe should have worn a Batman mask and told all his employees that his name was Batman
Can you losers check Wikipedia or like do any of your literally any of your own research? He got married in 1993 before the internet, before silicon valley got this retarded, before sex dolls or robots. Back in 93 if you wanted a good family and sex partner and not be degenerate you had to get married especially since Bezos was Christian. I agree with you guys about the roastie toasty crap but just stop calling him stupid please, marriage didn't jump the shark in 1993.
>>12388563Explain how 2 rich people getting divorced somehow helps with taxes. Protip: you can’t
>>12387784Oh no no no no
>>12387784Ah yes, another female turned billionaire thanks to a marriage failing. At least it held for 25 years I guess
>>12388206There'll be a whole female achievement and independance campaign about how shes so brave and courageous
>>12388438desu bill gates seems like such a cheerful relaxed guy
Do we short AMZN?What’s stopping her from selling the $75b stake she’s getting?
>>12388434Zuckerburg, Cook, and the Pajeet leading Google are all married. What are you talking about?
>>12388320He looks ill
>>12388621Absolutely fucking nothing anon. And chances are she'll do it to fucking spite him.
Seriously, when will there be a men's civil rights movement against divorce laws? How many people have to get JUST'd in this modern age before people start standing up to this? Is there a legal reason these laws can't be changed or are men just too high test to protest and complain like pussies and just move on?
>>12388290I've tried reconditioning myself to find traps attractive but I just can't do it man. I wish there was a way
>>12388651Same, lad. There is nothing we can do to escape their gravity
>>12388635In fact, if they have crudge between them, she would sell them just to crash the company stack left jeff with stack holdings :)
>>12387784Imagine the absolute roast among women when he starts showing up with a new 20 year old girlfriend.
>>12388645If anything could be a catalyst it's this divorce. If nothing happens it may never happen.
>>12388651RIP. Traps are attractive because compared to modern women theyre feminine. Still...dont fall for it, imagine marrying one and at 50 they look like a man.lmao
>>12388668>gets divorced again and gets half his shit stolen, againWhat an alpha male! men are dumb.
>>12388683>implying he will marry>implying he can't afford the greatest lawyers available and make a prenup
>>12388689You know well his dick won't allow him.
>>12388611and thats good thing!
>>12387829t. virgin
>>12388645If men just supported feminism then women would earn the same as men and we wouldn't have to change divorce laws>:^)
This makes me sick to my stomach. Disgusting. I bet Bezos is OK with it too that cuckold.
>>12388717Divorce laws favor women because they were written during the 60s-70s when women were all receptionists and housewives
>>12387885>>12388465>>12388563>>12388710roasties detected
>>12388206lmao
>getting marriedCringed and bluepilled
>>12387882Not at all dude. Rich men like that dont enjoy having half of their success stripped away.
>>12387885Tell us how he is wrong faggot
>>12388206Strong independent woman who don’t need no man
How is there no just image of him yet? Is it a dead meme?
>>12388774>Be Bezos>Works 80 hours a week>Jetsetting the world and never home>Probably has a shit ton of affairs>wife files for divorce>REEE! Women!!!!
>>12388797>Make up and entire story with zero evidence just so that the woman isn't in the wrongWomen everyone.
>>12388794>still worth 70 billion>justedlmao, not even close.
>>12388819The alimony will be absolutely insane. It will be based off his what last 2-3 years during a bull market? He is 100% absolutely justed.
>no such thing as a legally binding prenuptial agreement>even if your fiancee signs saying that she isn't entitled to half your shit upon divorce, it can just be decided that she's entitled to it anywayno wonder people aren't getting married
>>12388797Fuck off retarded roastie, the point is you're not entitled to 70 billion just because you managed to find a beta provider
Actually, if you look up the richest women, all the top ones are just wealth inherited from a man.Most of the men seem self made (probably because rich jewish men don't want to be on any list)
>>12388861She married him before Amazon and was in on the ground floor. It is common for startups to provide equity to compensate for low salary. C O P E
>>12387784She knows the Norwegian wife wanted a divorce but the husband found out & arranged a 'kidnapping'
>>12388797>Be Bezos>Works 80 hours a weeksomehow she's entitled to half of that work, while she at home is free to do whatever work she desires.
>>12387784Good thing out of this is that Bezo's Wrath will be visited on all women after this Maybe we'll even see some laws change, or a ""sudden reform movement"" of the divorce system
>>12388936It would be cheaper for bezos to spend billions of dollars to lobby the government than to get divorce raped.
>>12388909She helped build Amazon in the beginning. Bezos already built his empire, he could easily have winded down working and let his lieutenants do the brunt of the work.
>>12388330Actually might be a calculated move by the both of them. They can sell half of their shares through a court order not avoiding insider taking laws. These people aren't stupid and it's been done several times.
>>12387784why would he do something as stupid as getting married
>>12388192men who are on top of the world don't really value pussy that muchthe game they play > everything else that is why they were able to reach the topgetting gouged for half your life's work is fucking excruciating and yeah he still has a fuckload of money but it's not about personal wealth at the stage hes currently in and the divorce is probably gonna set his progression with amazon back quite a bit
>>12388966I hope he does, he'll be a hero to men all over the world and will die a legend unironically
>>12388974literally just came here to post thisBiz is retarded, bcs they cant have they peepee wet>MUH WOMEN WERE A MISTAKEjesus
>>12388797Roastie COPE is reaching levels that shouldn't even be possible.
>>12388848Murder suicide can also be decided.
>>12387829This. Based and single-pilled.
>>12387829have fun ending your bloodline
>>12388026>>12388710Look at that man jaw and nose. Being a white knightt cuck dosen't convince us that you're not a virgin.
>>12388026Take them off, son.
>>12388206SELF MADE YOU INCEL !!!
>>12389111>hes so ugly he needs to marry somebody to get them to carry his children
>>12388377How do you honestly know she did nothing tho? I mean if my wife would start a business, I kinda literally can't see that I wouldn't get involved in many ways, and support her through the hard times. They were together for 25 years, both working for Amazon. I mean of course she doesn't deserve fucking billions of money, pretty much nobody does, but saying she didn't play any role in Bezos' success could be very wrong. We cannot know. Jeff worked hard and had some luck, she could've worked hard or not, but she had the luck as well it seems.
>>12389111The point of prolonging your genes is to "achieve" immortality, but if you don't enjoy it then what's the point?
>>12387784honestly theirs a loophole around this, i would fight tooth and nail to let some women take half my earnings. I would probably pay off a judge or write some elaborate story saying shes a druggie. Just lie, fuck the system
>>12387832>they did not sign a prenupholy shit, Bill Gates is now back on top
>>12387784Christ, they're both ugly af
>>12388797>Works 80 hours a weekI guarantee he doesn't work harder than any single one of his wagecuck employees
>>12387829this
>>12388026>she is not uglysure if you like men
Why does everybody here think she will sue him for all his worth?It seems like they will remain friends.
>>12388630Are you retarded? When did I say they weren't? I asked why they would.
>>12389111>Implying I need to marry to prolong my bloodline
>>12388202I can change
>>12389643HUEEEHUEE
>>12389111Checked but Ghengis Khan begs to differ.
>>12387784I will never understand why billionnaires don't have contracts already prepared for their spouse, just in case.I'm nowhere near his level and i obviously don't have a contract on my spouse as this would be illegal.
>>12389360Are you really going to pay child support and give the woman control over your children? Families don't exist anymore unless the female has all the money and power.
>>12387832>She is going to get half>>12389472>>they did not sign a prenup>>12389472>holy shit>>12389482>Christ, they're both ugly af>>12389530>if you like men>>12389750>I can change>>12389757>but Ghengis Khan begs to differ
>>12387784/biz/, what will Jeff trade up to?A) slam pigB) Thai ladyboyC) sexbotsD) butt probing from the Grey AliensE) CIA MKULTRA sex slavesF) staring in the mirror for hours screaming "JEFF IS AWESOME!!!"G) ???
>>12389791Why the fuck didn't you quote me you faggot.Am i not pretty enough for you cocksucker ?Do you know how hurtful that is, please think of my feeling and quote this post AT ONCE.
>>12389803>B) Thai ladyboy> * ladyboy(s)100%.
>>12389803Definitely F.
>>12387829Yep.I live with my GF of 5 years and we have a kid together.Still never getting married."the contract" has enslaved men since the late 1990's. The deal is bad, why sign?>muh social pressure that you can't have kids and be unmarried
>>12388491Bought low, sold highShe doesn't read /biz/
>>12388206Appropriate
>>12389814>quote me>>12389814>faggot>>12389814>i not pretty>>12389814>for you cocksuck>>12389814>AT ONCE
>>12389822Your kids still count as bastards tho'.>>12389822>"the contract" has enslaved men since the late 1990'sIt also gives tax reduction, extra state subventions and other financially beneficial shit you Thelonious Monk.
>>12388206IT WAS HER TURN!
>>12387784Imagine how much young pussy he's going to slay with that kind of money though. Sure he lost $50B so what he can still buy an island and fill it with 10/10 thots that are on 24/7 suck and fuck duty year round instead of banging an old wrinkly bitch for the 1000th time. Worth it. Totally worth it.
>>12389845>hes so poor he needs to risk half for a small tax break
I always wonder why None of These billionares just Drops 60B for the world to have clean water and electricity.
>>12388026>she has a pretty face *for an old ladyAn average 23 year old is still more attractive
>>12388192>tfw ywn have a yacht orgy
>>12389822If you are logical, you might consider sex to be an act of (unofficial) marriage, though. Since marriage and sex are historically linked to one another. With you arbitrarily prioritizing marriage as resulting in sex, rather than sex resulting in marriage. So through my eyes (and probably also those who set up cohabitation laws), you are definitely married. And roasties who fucked triple digits already divorced just as many times.
>>12389862Sorry to break it down to you, but only in the US your partner literally gets half.In 99,99% of all countries your partner doesn't get shit, if he didn't buy it or invest etc. In divorce you get what you brought with you or accumulated yourself during that time, nothing else.Ofc as a man you have to pay for the Kids, if they're staying with the mom.
>>12389511Go read about how OCD he is with Amazon. Dude will sit in on a supply chain call for the Nebraska warehouse
>>12389872>*ssst* accumulate link
>>12389783Probably because they married when he wasn't a billionaire yet.
>>12389511>stacking boxes is harder than managing one of the world's top companiesthis is why you're poor
>>12388206SO BRAVE
also, remember: one does not need to be rich to be wealthy.Good day.
>>12387784Market is tanking, all Bezos shares are locked up and the ones that aren’t would create panic in market if he sells. Have wife divorce you, her equity split is almost entirely amazon stock. She sells to funds/on the open market and plays the battered wife, financially incompetent card. Untouchable by financial media since she is a woman. Saves the bezos empire billions by cashing out at the top.
>>12390240Genius.
>>12390240>"If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again" - Bezos
My gf knows that if she ever tries to pull a stunt like this on me, that I'll put everything into Monero and she'll never get a cent. If I think the key's been compromised, I'll send it all to the null address.I expect that she'd do the same to me. Marriage is about trust, but you still need a plan B.
>>12390048((()))
>>12389315Is that like a cat lady who turned into a cat?
>>12388206LOL
>>12389111muh bloodline! muh legacy!
>>12389803He's rich, why limit himself to a single choice? Hell, if he wanted to he could fund the necessary R&D to combine them all into a single entity.>ywn never fuck a thicc, femboy alien into buttplay who has been brainwashed into being your subservient cum addict that constantly lavishes praise on you while you plow his bubble butt and grope his perky, hormone-induced tits
>>12389111seriously who gives a shit? Why would you inflict this fucking suffering on another poor soul by bringing them into the world?
>>12389643>friendsoh boy
>>12388206lel i hope this happens>divorce the richest guy on the planet>become richest woman on the planet >SO BRAVEEEEE
>>12388206Replacing prior richest woman the Laurene Powell Jobs also "self made" former wife off Steve Jobs
>>12389643You naive little bitch. She will sue his ass for much more than half his worth. Her team of lawyers (yes the fucking team of them) will sue for half his worth as well as half his future earnings. They will not stop and by the time this is done BEZOS will think he had invested all his money in crypto.
>>12390814Kek. This. She’ll buy herself a palatial vacation home in Jamaica and get gangbanged by BBC on Bezo’s dime until she dies. She’ll probably give a ton of it away to niggers and other shitskins for the attention, too.
>>12390841She will be praised for her philanthropy while Jeff is villainized. Fucking bet on that shit.
>>12387784Does he know the economy is going to crash or something and wants to not get caught with insider trading? Is this how he cashes his shares? Or is this just a spade is a spade divorce.
Maybe this is a ploy to dump Amazon shares? If Bezos starts selling off his stock without any reason then that would create panic. The divorce allows his ex to dump the shares without it being an issue.
what happens in this case if you simply renounce your US citizenship and leave, could they still come after you somehow?
ALEXA, FUCK MY SHIT UP
Did she sell at the top? Time to short amazon?
>>12387784See? This is what you don't marry.And just when i thought that the Bezos couple was an exception to modern marriage.Even if she probably loved him dearly, and if we don't know the circumstances (Bezos might have neglected her or cheated), she doesn't deserve half of his shit just because she was his women.People, be in couple. Have kids if you want. Live happily in a nice suburban house. But do not marry. Ever.
>>12387784No matter how law shifts around through the course of time, the only form of marriage that works til death is spiritual. God offers eternal love. A deep mutual faith in God can renew love that otherwise fades over time.In these times, it is an afterthought if not completely non-existant. Sex life and current mutual interests prevail. It is no foundation to build on.
>>12391432This
>>12387814They were married for 25 years.
>>12388325Women can love. She probably loved him and gave him emotional support. That's better than most of the useless sluts who populate the west.However when women stop to love, she wants to take everything she can from her former mate.That's why you can tolerate women, in order to have children, but you never marry.
>>12387784You goys did this. You were cucking him about her looks and implying he could bang hookers every day and also made that thread about how he is not really the richest man on earth. Well done you faggots.
>>12391032Kek
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SniOXFhwIZ8
she married a hopeless nerd, not a buff demigod
>>12388206KEK
I hope Amazon stock takes a beating once all the details come out. Who knows, she may end up owning half the company outright then course the stock she has. Amazon, falling to under 1K, be nice as fuck. Time to buy.
at least bezos doesn't seem to be as ruthless as he looks on first sight, otherwise that woman would have surely died under unfortunate and tragic circumstances but maybe this event will make him ruthless after all and he will become the villain everyone fears
>>12391803Are you implying that this woman will not face a series of unfortunate events within the next 5 years which will strip her of every ounce of happiness and which inexorably will lead her to take her own life?
They got married before he was a billionaire or even a multi millionaire. He was a rising star on Wall Street so might have been a small or early millionaire back then in the early 90's. Nevertheless, he looked to be a very smart guy with a great trajectory. Funny how she rode the whole wave until he becomes literally the richest man in human history before divorcing him. He buys property in Washington DC and New York to influence the halls of US power and all the big media, finance, political elite quaking in their boots. Yet his Achillees heel is one woman holding his balls.
>>12387784I have a prenup. Should I be worried?
>>12388206OPPRESSED
>>12387784>woman can become one of the richest people in the world just by marrying the right nerdlmfaomarriage - not even once
only reason all this divorce shit is a problem is because no one fucks their wives enough anymore, your misses can't cheat if all her energy is already expended on your dick.
>>12388630Tim Cook is gay you faggot
>>12392412Prenups don't actually have any legal legitimacy.
>>12391032lmao
>>12392466>being this delusional
>>12392412Judges have literally ripped up prenups before because "Well he said he wouldn't marry me if I didn't sign it."
>>12388630Zuckerjew is married to a asian, doesn't count. And the Google pajeet is married to another billionaire so that doesn't count either
>>12388206Never change roasties
>>12388206Stunning and brave.
>>12388026Shes had some work done.
>>12392583>Google pajeet is married to another billionaireShe's just an intuit employee...
>>12389643>a long period of loving explorationshe fucked other dudes, and cucked the richest man on earth
>>12392134>Jiff Bizos >Joff Bozzos
>>12387885How many billions you want to wager on that anon? Causes Bezos did and lost, and hes more than you will ever be or even dare to dream.
>>12389791>look mom, I replied to everyone again!
Did she actually do anything? Work? Shit like this drives me crazy she doesn’t deserve a cent of what’s his if she didn’t do anything to earn it.
>>12387784imagine if the genders were reversedimagine all the roasties screeching that he doesn't deserve her money
>>12387784>>12392180
>>12392625>get ugly beta to pay for your surgeries to make you look more attractive for Chads after you divorce him
>>12390857No doubt. No fucking doubt.
>>12390918For most people, no, because it would be too expensive and not worth the trouble. But for Bezos and his billions, they fucking would.
>>12387827this. even if bezos gave away 90% of his money... he can still pay dozens of 10/10 supermodels to suck his dick everyday for the rest of his life
>>12390918Well they could take any money or property you leave in the US but I don't think they could do anything to you unless you return. Maybe in a high profile case like this they'd try to get him extradited so they can make an example of him but they're not going to go through all that effort to make Joe Blow pay his child support after he moves to Thailand. If you ever set foot in the US again you'd definitely get arrested though, it happens all the time.
>>12392574So you're saying that it's as easy as lying to get a prenup tossed out?
>>12388206And it will all be gone by the time her grandkids die.
>>12392860If it wasn't for his emotional support during his ascendance he never would've made it. :^)
>>12393079https://www.businessinsider.com/elizabeth-cioffi-wins-prenup-battle-2013-4All the woman has to do is say "Well he said X" and the corrupt-ass boomer judge will throw it out no questions asked. There's no point even bothering with prenups anymore, just don't get legally married. Although I'm sure they could still find a way to fuck you with "common-law marriage" or some shit. And they wonder where all the "good guys" went.
>>12393169no idea where you are from mate, but there is a law for defacto relationship. You are fuck either way.
>>12387784JUSTED
>>12393169The article said she saigned the prenup days before marriage. That is grounds for a judge to toss a prenup. If it was signed a month before marriage it is a different story.
>>12393169Samefagging just to stress that fact that in this case there's zero proof he even said what she says he did, it's literally just hearsay. Fucking Judge Judy has a higher standard of evidence than that.>>12393178In burgerland it depends on the state, some automatically consider you married after so long living together, some don't recognize it at all, and some are somewhere in between. If you are common-law married though you have to pay alimony just like as if you were married, even though you never signed shit.
>>12393238How the fuck does that matter? She signed it. If she didn't agree she could have just said no. He didn't put a gun to her head. You can't just say "Well I didn't mean it" after you sign it, that's not how fucking contracts work.
>>12393169The article said she signed the prenup days before marriage. That is grounds for a judge to toss a prenup. If it was signed a month before marriage it is a different story.
>>12393263Because she might have been under duress or she may have signed it without fully understanding what she was signing. Getting married just days after a prenup was signed raises eyebrows because why was the marriage rushed.
>>12388377Look at you sat in your crusty basement thinking you know the details of Jeff Bezos' 25 year marriage. Are you deluded? Good women help their man behind the scenes, she doesn't need to be the fucking CFO. She supported him for many years when people thought he was retarded. You beta faggots don't want women to leave the house but also want them to get zero in divorce, you just hate chicks because none have ever given your shoddy penis any attention. I've had girls take care of me when I was totally broke because they just liked me, they didn't even expect sex in return. Not every chick is like your negligent mother. Besides all you handicaps are missing the point. You better short Amazon because these two GENIUSES just decided they were going to liquidate all their stock under the guise of asset management following divorce. Amazon is way overpriced and they're going to joint dump on the world. You don't get divorced after 25 years while still being very friendly and have it coincide at the top of a bubble chart. You people have no fucking imagination.
>>12393293>Well you see your honor, I know I signed this legally binding contract but I didn't actually read it so it doesn't count right?>Also if I didn't promise to rob him blind he wouldn't have married me so I was basically coerced, that will be 2 million dollars please.
>>12393351>*not
>>12387784>>12388206She will go down in history as one of the greatest value investors ever.
>>12387832They married two years before Amazon existed. Prenups are pretty much unenforceable for most kinds of prospective busines growth. It would default to whatever the state's standard is.Stop buying into scumbag divorce attorney sales gimmicks about prenups. Unless you have a large inheritance, a prior fortune, a family business, or great concern about your partner's debt. You need to pay at minimum $8000-$15000 to get a solid prenup and so the idea that a broke couple in their 20s benefits from giving that money to a lawyer is dubious.
>>12387784he was cheating on his wife thats why she divorced him idiot
>>12393294Fucking paste and redbulled
>>12393294This
all these faggots saying dont marry. pretty sure you dont even need to be married and they will still take half ya shit. theres also business benefits from being married
>>12393458They met at a hedge fund... Not exactly broke
>>12393531This is true; long time ago friend and his girl lived together. They split the bills/rent/etc. One day around thanksgiving he was driving home from work;his girl called him on his cell. Told him "she's leaving him" He gets home, finds all his shit gone. Only thing left is computer and desk. Dude couldn't afford the place on his paycheck alone so I let him stay with me till he got back on his feet. (I was a single fucker then)
>>12388411Here is what is actually happening>They divorce>she gets half of estate, stock, everything>she sells all stock>the market doesnt panicnow if bezos started to sell his stock say about ($10B) the amazon stock would literally crash, this is just way to cash out without amazon stock crashing
>>12393469I can't believe some shitcoin bagholding faggot went to the effort to make this garbage
>>12393594Damnit: I want amazon stock to tank. Buy that cheap shit up fast. It's to expensive right now
>>12387784Amazon will be liquidated to pay for the divorce. screencap this
>>12393613its a coping mechanism for bag holders
>She supported him for many yearsYah, that's what every woman should do, what my wife does. That same effort input by every decent woman (and man in return) everywhere shouldn't justify a billion dollars.There are literally millions of women who Bezos (or any human) could have been happy with, it's a mere fluke of chance he was with her.
if you faggots are petrified of a woman taking half your shit, marry one with more money you stupid cunts
>>12387784How the fuck can you possibly amass one of the biggest fortunes ever and then marry someone, tie yourself down to some hoe who didn't get as lucky as me, instead of being a weekly globetrotting sexpat? Imagine how many brazillian prostitutes you could buy for how much this guy is being divorce raped for. Jesus christ, he's handed a ticket to the most grotesque position of comfort imaginable in this time and he puts it in his mouth and chews it up. Meanwhile I'm forever a wagecuck who will never live out his dreams. Money may not buy happiness but it certainly is a void filler, ffs why couldn't it have been me to have the idea of an online fucking bookstore, no, I have to be a goddamn retard and watch macroeconomics videos and play vidya. Just beat me to death with a shovel already God
>>12393747imagine all the hot 20s he could fuck
>>12388290>women are retarded>become rich by marrying a rich cuck and divorcing him>literally NEETs on this board can't even break 6 figuresWho's the retarded one?
>>12387784>>12388206https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-11-17/fidelity-s-abby-johnson-opens-up-about-crypto-and-index-funds“We’re in the midst of a $22 trillion shift in assets to women, because of longevity, because they’ll outlive their spouse, because of divorce”
>>12393880Sounds like something a prostitute would say
>>12393918She's just being logical and probably didn't love him anymore. It's fucked up, but like a lot of women she just played a game with him and won it. I can't even be mad.
>>12389111what the fuck does marriage have to do with shooting cum in pussy lmao.
>>12391432I love you, anon. Well put.
>>12387784It does buy happiness, just not yours
>>12387784It was her god damn plan all along.
>>12389111I'm going to get a robot waifu, build my own space station, and create a vast clone army. Face it roastie, the time for women's free ride is almost over.
/biz i was pissed because i lost 250K in crypto - Bezos is going to lose 90 million.... her bodyguards are already fighting to see who gets to dick her first. Guarenteed the first dick to hit that probably will fuck himself into near cardiac arrest trying to impress.
>>12393458This. Also, they have 4 kids, and I don't think any are 18 yet. So he'll be paying child support along with splitting a lot of their property and assets. But honestly they've probably already worked all this shit out seeing as they're extremely wealthy, smart individuals. I doubt there will be some disastrous lawsuit, but Jeff will probably lose a lot of money still.
He literally cheated on herhttps://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jeff-bezos-caught-cheating-on-wife-mackenzie-with-lauren-sanchez/
>>12387832who caresbefore and after, she could spend a million dollars a day for life and never run out.
>>12389643Git reddy for a Brave New World
>>12390814started with normie money, became richest man in the world, then still ended up as a milti billionaire that owns a company earning fuck you money?yeah, its nothing like crypto.
>>12394696YIKES
>>12394696>lauren-sanchezshe snitched on him - bet.bet bezos was already pounding girls 10x as hot as sanchez.bet bezos' wife was also infidelious.bet it's because instagram is programming people to think cheating is the norm and bezos' wife thought "Kim Kardashian did it - so can I"bet bezos donates half a mil to mgtowbet his next wife is half his ex wife's ageman...are there no more couples who can lead strongly by example?
>>12393594I think you're onto something here anon
>>12388206I pray to GOD this happens. It'll finally cause the Amazon crash I've been waiting for. It'll also show the divorce rape shit that happens to men on a regular bases to normies. A well made sacrifice.
>>12393019He isn't trying to bang a bunch of supermodels, he's trying to buy an entire generation of politicians.
>>12387885Women can be incels as well.
>>12388290>I wish I was a homosexualMen have their own bullshit to deal with. t bisexual
>>12394981yeah, being faggots
>>12388176me but unironically
>>12387814Dude he cheated though allegedly
>>12387784>married for 25 years>husband caught cheating>divorce him on the spoti kind of respect that..
>>12388651>>12388659>>12388682have you fagggots ever felt a real vagina, it's way better than a mentally ill man's shitholeand have you seen the average troon? they only look like women in edited pics
>>12389822You think you're safe? Idiot if you live in the wrong state she can still get half your wealth from the time you were living together. Fucking cuck lmao
>>12388206>mfw there are women who actually try hard to succeed in business>mfw they will never make even half of the fortune this cunt will get through divorce>mfw this cow will be paraded for them as the pinnacle of female achivementBased Bezos just ended feminism
>>12395264>married for 25 years>husband caught cheating>stay with himit was her turn
>>12395993He would not create amazon or ride it to glory without her. He was clearly a spineless, directionless nerd
>>12387784how do you know they are not happy?
>>12396014This is next-level retardation
>>12389111>implying I cannot donate sperm which will be used to impregnate women in needtopkek son
>>12396014He was a partner at GE Shaw and she was just a writer - she knew his dick ejaculated money.
>>12388710>t. got laided for the first time yesterdayit's gonna last forever champ trust me
>>12396045>totally clueless how relationships work
>>12396068She worked at the same company as him. She knew his potential and was essential to excavating it.
>>12396116this is why you dont shit where you eat
>>12396130Because you can accidentally become a trillionare?
>>12389822Well if you break up she will probably get the kid unless there is something wrong with her like drug use because courts think children will be happier with a mother. If you lose the child expect to pay child support to your wife until your child is 18.
>>12390462muh hedonism!
>>12387784JUST
>>12391501>25 years is supposed to be considered some kind of record in 2019It's supposed to be for life anon.>>12389111>Projecting this hard
>>12388290How do the boots taste anon
>>12393294This anon is not retarded
>>12393294I just don't think that the woman should automatically get half of the man's money 100 percent of the time.
>>12388026IKR?
>>12388026She's definitely not 'ugly' by conventional standards, but she's nothing to fawn over either. The sad thing is according to Bezos, they're going to remain "friends" - lmao.
>>12387784OH NONONONONNO
>>12387784Yes it can UNLESS you're a bald manlet.
>>12387784Bezos was lucky to land herhe is a manlet and an ugly oneshe ain't that bad, while not being super hotI am an manlet too and look much better than Bezos, but can't land even a whale
>>12387784How could someone marry such a jewish looking woman? Bezos was literally asking to lose money by marrying that, maybe he's into that kinda shit. Financial cuckoldry.
>>12387784>mfw for women marriage is going long their husbands>mfw JEFFBEZOS/USD hit the top and she's about to short it
>>12397282She's clearly Irish. Props to her at not being a wimpy bitch about Jeff cheating.
funny shit. reminds of a thread that was posted here in biz, that talked about this couple, saying something like "is there something irish women can't do to men?"
>>12393437top kek, nice point of view
>>12393880So good to not have a conscience, teach me how>inb4 where do you think you are
>>12387784It’s not like he doesn’t deserve what’s coming to him
>>12388563>>12388596Let's assume he looses half of his net worth. Imagine how many years of deductions he could apply to his capital and income taxes. The same for her.
she's selling the top.
>>12396550What? Doesn't even make sense. Telling it how it is isn't bootlicking you bitter retard
>>12387784>share apartement with a drug dealer addict criminal i used to work with (i was despereate for a place)>had to cut the end of my bed with a saw and bolt scissors in order for my bed to fit inside the tiny room im renting>cant even lay fully erect cus im 6'4>living room constantly occupied by roommates fellow weed addicts blasting shitty rap music on huge surround sound>toilet is only accessible through my room so people walk in and out>never able to fully relax>never able to fully concentrate on my work because loud knuckleheads in the next room with their nigger drugs and musicI'm not asking to be rich, but money would buy me some PEACE AND FUCKING QUIET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>12398295Get a room with meth dealers, they tend to be quieter.
>>12393437She sold on the death cross lmao.