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Useless Jobs
I start:


>those guys in yellow vests in Munich, Germany that literally just stand besides the door while people are walking in or out of the subway train


What is an automatic gate system like in Paris? *insert brainlet here*

>> No.12366891

people are better than automatic gates because they subconsciously make niggers and sand niggers behave slightly better. I haven't been to either city but I'd guess munich is infinitely safer then paris

>> No.12366896

>>12366891
Yes, but all they do is stand besides the doors. The city only created those jobs to lower the unemployment rating

>> No.12367413

>>12366896
take a trip to russia if you want to witness bullshit jobs. they have one person in every bus (besides the driver) to manually collect payment

>> No.12367442

Grocery store “greeters”

Pretty sure they are just an excuse to hire retired elderly people that are bored and want human interaction.

>> No.12367541

>>12366871
Na es kommen ja anscheinend oft genug Leute auf die Idee auf den S-Bahn Gleisen spazieren zu gehen.

Außerdem ist das eine idiotensichere Arbeit für Flüchtlinge, macht sich gut in der Statistik

>> No.12367578

>>12367442
It's just like a Walmart tradition at this point

>> No.12368296

>>12367442

it makes people (white) feel bad about stealing

>> No.12368340

>>12366891
this. i wish we had people in chicago to keep niggers from chimping out or pooping on the trains

>> No.12368444

At a very busy subway sandwich shop in Manhattan there was a guy who's only function was to put cheese on the sandwiches. He would look at you and say "chez" ( he was most likely an illegal that didn't speak fluent english) and you would tell him the type of cheese you wanted.

Years later I still find this very fucked up and funny.

>> No.12368641

>>12367413
> be a bus owner in slavland
> 80% unsupervised passengers dont pay the fare
> half the passengers somehow manage to fuck up seat covers, throw up or beat other passengers while shitting their pants
> a single supervisor who increases fare collection rate twofold and greatly reduces the risk of property damage is somehow a shit job

>> No.12368658

>>12367413
>>12366871
These people are security guards and act as a deterrent to keep subhumans in check.

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>>12366871
4chan janitors, I guess that would be closer to volunteer work though since they do it for free *dab*