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Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 05:58:58 No.12365149 [Reply] [Original]

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a month ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

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Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 06:01:00 No.12365158
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>>12365149
I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 06:02:27 No.12365163 >>12365149 I hate chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 06:41:52 No.12365364 >>12365163 I hate nolinkers. All the faggotry, poorfags and normies surrounding them, it's really something.

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Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 07:01:27 No.12365435
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>>12365149
Only once will I post this. Only once.

Those of you who have been blindly following the chainlink shills are absolute fucking retards. If you had an IQ above 90 and spent 30 minutes researching, you'd actually understand why you are making the worst investment of your lives.

The problem with this board is literally most of the Chainlink shills could not explain to you why Chainlink is actually an amazing shitcoin. The few anons that do get it's a scam and post legitimately useful information get ignored because most of this board is dense and dumb as fuck and when they can't understand something is a scam they act like it wasn't even posted.

Chainlink is next gen ponzi. It will make all current holders with 10k+ bankrupt. You may have to wait 2-3 years, which most of you will be too dumb to do. You'll see a decrease a year from now and because you've been checking the price every fucking day for over 1500 days you'll think "fuck it, I'm selling, this isn't going anywhere!". When the token actually goes to zero you'll be holding the keys to your piece of shit Pontiac and those of us who weren't total brainlets and didnt buy will be having you park our Bentley's because you work as a fucking valet now.

This is not pasta. Do not repost this. This is simply the truth. Fucking screencap and check back in 2021. You know I'm right, I always am.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 07:06:31 No.12365461 How many LINK to be a billionaire?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 07:07:55 No.12365467 >>12365163 Lol loser

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 07:15:39 No.12365503 >>12365158 >>12365435 Truth.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 07:31:51 No.12365587 >>12365149 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1M7ubeie7ak

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 07:38:47 No.12365620 >>12365461 10 million. Good luck fren

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 10:14:50 No.12366583 >>12365587 Jesus autism

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 10:22:30 No.12366643 >>12365587 Sounds like Zizek's autistic son

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 7, 2019 10:42:57 No.12366803 >>12365435 I will listen, please tell me more?