/biz/ - Business & Finance

Monday gonna be real green.

>>12351119
Next week is gonna be ebic whipsaw :^)

Fuck I can’t wait to lose more money next week bros

me love mai-chan so much ;_;
she never gives up despite how gorrible her life is

>>12351127

That's cool too. I can work with that.

One cheapie please

99 proof schnapps is God's gift to me.

>>12351258
schnapps is a meme yank drink and I refuse to drink it for that reason alone

>bullfags think the dip is over

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>>12351269
Well I happen to be a big Yankee fan and well it's like 4 shots of 100 proof is equal to 5 shots of 80 proof. It gets you fucked up even faster.

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>>12351297
why not just drink everclear all the time

weabs and tripfags ruined these threads

>>12351364
good

>>12351158
whats that stick for

>>12351346
i have, but after a few of them, getting the mix right, is next to impossible and you end up getting way too drunk.

>>12351364
4chan is an anime website
What would you change about the content that gets posted in this general

>>12351364
post something good instead of complaining then

>>12351346
Like after the first one I don't even taste the alcohol anymore.

>>12351364
You know we have a very clear binary event monday night regarding the talks in shanghai. We have 46 hours to prepare.

>>12351410

I'm not helping you degenerates.

If you were hanging off a cliff, I wouldn't even offer you a hand.

R.I.P old /smg/

If dubs Ginsburg dies tomorrow and the market is Green due to the optimistic outlook.

>>12351441
>R.I.P old /smg/

lol. Thread has always been this way including when it was called robinhood general. Also you're here on a Saturday when there is nothing particularly on topic to discuss.

>>12351441
yeah RIP /rgt/ and umm if you were hanging off a cliff, i'd sell you a parachute but not until you let go and made it to the bottom. faggot

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>>12351632
I mean i'd take the payment upfront of course...

>>12351460
>Feminists feed her ego for decades
>Her ego prevents her from stepping down when she should have

Poetry.

Small update for those who remember me. I've been working on an auto stock trader that buys into stocks when is seems to be riding a steady uptick and sells @+0.01 to +0.05 or @-0.001 to -0.01 per share. I was wondering if it would worthwhile to create a subscription based platform where users can put in money and run the program and have the freedom to adjust the buy/sell triggers. Do you guys think that people would actually use this service or it would be written off as a scam/gambling?

>>12351642
The left destroying the left is a tale as old as time

>>12351642
that cunt was what an aclu lawyer, she wasn't even qualified for the bench, now she should step down, but is such an insipration to sjw's. Yet Sandra Day O'Conner can step down, develop dementia, and doesn't receive any of the praise and honor mostly because she was a conservative.

constitutional ammendments for upper age limits to the supreme court when?

>>12351642
>Her ego prevents her from stepping down when she should have

I doubt it's even about that at this point for Ginsburg. She stays on because she's old and married to her job and probably thinks she has nothing better to do anyway. It was probably ego when she was around 75 but not so much now. I do think there ought to be a mandatory retirement age for supreme court justices though. Ginsberg's case is ridiculous.

>>12351671
how are you going to integrate with their brokerage? are there APIs? unless you mean you're going to hold the accounts for your users... but that is extremely hard to set up with many regulatory hoops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd8Tymz5BWs

>>12351671
>>12351712

Would it be possible to set up some kind of ETF based around algo high frequency trading in this way? That would be relatively easier to get off the ground.

>>12351671
you're looking at a regulatory nightmare. there's literally so many laws and red tape you're unable to actually take other peoples money to do this. The way you can avoid this is probably setting up a few shell companies and have the majority of trading through one overseas. honestly it wouldn't take that much free capital to start and get running like 40-50k would be able to get it off the ground. It's still sketchy as hell and basically immoral might have to go up another 10k for more legal bullshit and lawyer retainers and shit if it works though, you're fucking golden.

>>12351712
You know what I didn't think about that. And there's an API but it's very ugly and not super user friendly.

>>12351746
I think any hft hedgefund could just make an ipo, and you can get people to just buy the company.

Is there anyway to watch mad money episodes online for free?

Im just saying there's more than 2 ways to skin a whale.

>>12351755
How is it illegal? Is this thing by (((them))) to not let outsiders use computer trading? Otherwise I don't see the rational behind making a the program illegal

Friendly reminder that if you aren't utilizing tech, you're getting beat by it.

>>12351785
well it's regarding actual laws and red tape regarding how ((they)) let you handle other people's property. It's more to cover your own ass as the owner than anything.

like we have the pattern day trading laws and shit, so some one gives you 10k, and now you're allowing them to make 1000s of trades a day with less than the minimum. Honestly, you're already good at how markets work, how market makers work. What you're doing is being developed behind closed doors. If you create an s-corp or c-corp... I mean I'm not great on the corporate law and am not a lawyer, but you can get this off the ground. The thing is the people giving you money have to be your employees and you have to dodge wage laws and the whole shit that goes with that. There is a great dream and goal. I want to help you. I'm drunk right now and not in the best position to talk about this now.

>>12351785
or the people giving you the money are investing in your fund or company. which is why this will take more than a few weeks to get running, but I mean shit i'll make a burner e-mail real fast.

triforceguyis@gmail.com I'll monitor it for a few weeks, you faggots better not send me a ton of gay porn.

>>12351879
Would taking in money then paying out the profits equal to what they put in illegal? If so, would I be able to charge a small amount for the service?

Warren Buffet almost used the term cheapies, and used the word scoop. He's literally browsing this thread and shilling the cheapies posts. This really is the best timeline
>At Berkshire Hathaway's annual meeting last May, Buffett told shareholders that he was hoping Apple's share price would drop so he could scoop up more of the company. In fact, during his CNBC interview, Buffett joked that he wished Berkshire owned 100% of Apple.
https://www.fool.com/amp/investing/2019/01/05/what-does-warren-buffett-think-of-apples-plunge.aspx

I like the way you move badum boooo I like the way you move (oh so sexy) I like the way you move ba boo bo I like the way you move mhm mh

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>>12351948
cheapies is an old term

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>>12351948

That's a shit article anyway though. 'Based on past statements, Buffet would probably do/say...'.

>>12351382
Poking Mai-chan's trigeminal nerve / scrambling her brain as punishment :3

shes very used to physical truma, the best way for punish her is direct nerve stimulation, a percise poke to the trigeminal nerve am extremely painful

(this is also Superhuman Feat by her Master, Maple. Most humans can't precisely target nerve endings)

Who here is a fan of comfty castles?

>>12351913
you still have to submit 10-99's and report to the IRS as usual

>>12352006
>that'll be $1060 brah
>one dollar for every lego

I hope apple understands they cater to retards, now that they have a choice, they should consider a split and second company. standard apple and then something for people more tech savvy more specialized to high end users than average mom and pops.

Honestly you gotta do your own research. Then decide if the risk is worth it. But personally I'm betting on GPRO. All the signs are pointing at one thing: Mega Profits. The even better part is that Profit can come in two ways:
1. Camera Sales
2. Buyout.

Either way, your gonna be making a killing. The only thing holding it back is the Bear Market. Once the bear is back in hibernation; wham, the stock will skyrocket, buyout offers will be floated, the Mega Profit Train will leave the station and anyone not onboard will get ran over.

i don't care, i'm drunk. I broke a fucking rib, can't laugh or cough, take a deep breath or fucking do a god damn thing with out experiencing a ton of pain. damn it 5 days of that harsh reality was difficult. What I'm saying about apple is their innovation has slowed, and they're more of a consumer goods and have government contracts.

Anyone got any podcast recommendations?

>>12352007
I have no issues with that
>>12352060
A split would hurt the company if anything they could cut out the black pandering apps, launch a separate line of products tailored to people who are into tech and want/need better specs in their devices. Further more they need to improve ios so that it's worth using ios on a computer rather than win/linux

>>12352064
Interesting post. Fuck it. I'm all in GPRO too now.

>>12352006
very small amount of lava for 2k

>>12352064
Google glass will put them out of buisness
Dean Foods is a good stock. They make Land O Lakes butter which everyone uses

>>12352060
Apple needs to make the Ihouse, as mentioned, Its a Big Black cube. it would look cool, thats just my idea

>>12352133
Deans literally lights it's cows on fire

>>12352133
Maybe Lego will make a Deans Foods set where the cows are swimming in lava and fire

>>12352094
animal spirits
https://theirrelevantinvestor.com/2019/01/02/animal-spirits-market-swoon/

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>>12352206
Dean has to do whatever it takes to boost sales. Have some compassion

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>>12351671
due to the regulations involved you might be better off selling the software for people to do it themselves.

>>12352006
hows the lego fund going?

>>12352251
>have some compassion
This is probably my favorite meme of January so far desu

lets spin rap music and dance with cows at deans food's dairy farms. get it to go viral and make them regain consumer trust. we need homo-enginuity, to counter them. the peta's and sjw's. maybe we show some girls kissing around the cows and have the fire in the backround, but show everybody drinking milk guys pouring milk on the black teeshirts of girls. we can even put some of that other product, the glue guys nuells brands put their water soluble glue in with the milk so it's thicker and looks better and sticks to the black tees.

>>12352114
me no deserve Anons as good as you, t-thank you

>>12352251
0 compassion fuck cows let them burn

I give up, we need to introduce lunch wine programs for middle and high school.

>>12352427
How does it feel to cause that anon future 50% losses

if you have a lactate or gluten allergy. you get a juicebox of wine at lunch

>>12352442
how does it feel that i honestly expect that stock to hit at least 7.35 by next christmas.

>>12352442
Help! Help! I know more than everybody else in this thread, but my father gave me money and I gave it to a Canadian owned company so that I could pay them commissions and let them just milk me like I was a heffer on a farm in Florida!

I read something some where once and it went something like. You can shear a sheep 100 times, but only skin it once.

>>12352505
you alright baggie?

>>12352534
I fell off the bandwagon and have had to deal with a broken rib for over a fucking week.. I'm pissed off irritated. I honestly feel I want to become a better person, but I know too well what it is to be a sedo-masochist.

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>>12352505
Baggie I thought you were going to stop drinking

>>12352549
as you're doctor I advise going for a mega wank then going to sleep

Futures in less than 24 hours... not addicted though

>>12352442
t b h t-that was me samecuteing self @_@

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>>12352454
A little prosecco, maybe mimosas or bellinis with public school lunch would make childcare a lot easier on our understaffed schools. When I was a kid I had a Jewish camp counselor give me water instead of juice; when I didn’t want to drink it he told me it was “diamond juice” and I’ve loved plain water ever since.

>>12352419
Whooa Thats a double whammy
People do want the creamiest milk possible

>>12352567
ok this is magic the gathering, what i will do is take infinite turns and win the game. I will be able to take anything that fights me out and either they sumbit or I obey. it's strait forward I win with this bullshit.

>>12352575
You've got to be kidding me

>>12352207
What do you like about it?

>>12352575
rkg be honest with me are you a human female I need to know. Not a girl(boy) but an actual biological from birth vagina owning fem.

yeah the dude left the game and i won

>>12352549
Sorry Baggie. Broken ribs are pretty painful and there’s nothing they can really do for it. You’re a good person though.

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>>12352659
I think you're too far gone if you can't reckon that one, mate.

>>12352390
you're the one who started it, my guy

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>>12352699
i've broken ribs before. i like being the punching bag, last line of defense, the goalie is the kind of position i've always preferred in sports. I do care, but damn it I'm literally changing, and I feel it's really good to be honest guys.

>>12352743
I know the answer I need it confirmed

>>12352761
do you happen to like cuck porn?

>>12352753
I've finally done something worthwhile

>>12352614
Is there a movie tonight?
(Also when? since I haven't dropped in on it in a while)

>>12352575
Why did you stop namefagging? Do the mods just ban anybody that posts under your name?

>>12352761
You play hockey?

>>12352781
In an hour and a half, I'll post the link soon

I've been fucked up from uhh like blindsided sucker punches and stuff. Been involved in fights where people were stabbed. I've seen dead bodies, lost some close friends. Honestly those dead friends of mine give me a reason for living since they can't get more experiences... I live for them, it's great inspiration and motivation to do things for people who can't anymore. I may sound like a liberal, but there's so much more that actually unites us as people and humanity than that which divides us through politics. I hate how stubborn people can be, but flexibility and understanding creates a better atmosphere for everybody than arguing and creating pissing contests.

>>12352778
I'm thinking about making a ricing script or browser plugin for /smg/.
Probably going to give up on it like the neural network trading shit, but I'll describe the features anyways:

- it'll be a lot like the name-sync plugin that some fags on /b/ used to use
- displays each shitposters positions and portfolio size through either the shitposters typing them in OR... maybe Robinhood integration
- possibly also display historical performance of their portfolio
- maybe include cross-thread posting history
- also set something up so that banned posters like RKG can shitpost when they get permab& or 4ch goes down

>>12352769
I'd prefer to be the bull, but if you need a camera man/director im your guy.

>>12352786
not now anymore.

>>12352819
i'll start changing my trip code daily and then people might start trying too steal my identity. I vote no to protect privacy and anonmity

>>12352801
Dead bodies are insparation to me, too

>>12352819
can you make a public repo so people who care to improve it can do so... JS please, thanks

I don't think you can get enough data, since only tripfags will be supplying data, or the avatar same image posters, like texas bro who's been my friend for a while now...

>invest in the market you are guaranteed positive returns
>companies make "profit" even though its all a lie built on credit with fiat garbage money

You nocoiners are hilarious. You realize your fiat bubble market is destined for same fate as Japan, right? Your market is so fake that raising interest rates 0.25% causes it to crash because no one can afford their fiat loans anymore. LOL. The sad thing is you nocoiners think you're better than us when you're even dumber than any coiner.

>>12352801
Pride begets the fall

>>12352832
Who the fuck are your beneficiaries? Like honestly if you dropped dead, you aren't stupid who gets all your shit and why do you trust them so much and haven't killed them yet?

>>12352862
I walk the streets at night to be hidden by the city light.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=zRgWvvkSvfk

>>12352819
Wouldn't it be easier to just migrate to a non anonymous forum, which would do this exact same thing?

(Although a 4chan plugin that allows bann'd posters to continue posting could be valuable)

>>12352888
GTFO Shittit scum

>>12351990
this mai chan thing is making me uneasy
is there a happy ending here?

>>12351100
>MFW BUYING 3X LEVERAGED LONG AND SHORT STOCK MARKET INDICES.

LIKE... YOU NIGGAS DON'T JUST PRINT MONEY LIKE I DO??? LITERALLY PICK "UP" OR "DOWN" FOR THE DAY.

>>12352819
should have something that

>counts pink vs redwojacks
>bull vs bear posts
>aggregates how many times stocks mentioned vs price

>>12352871
me dont own anything, 100% of everything goes to medical debt @_@

>>12352888
>implying change is easy

Fuck it do what ever you want. I don't want to block anybody or have to, I just fucking live and move and want to feel untouchable. You see allowing people a guise of anonymity gives them an opportunity to be some one else. It improves honesty, they can look inside and learn more from within... I'm sorry if I feel a different forum would help you. The truth is clear as night and day between anonymous and non anonymous.

hoonestly if I was in a town hall yoou think i'd drop half the cuss words i use on a daily basis in this forum? and the thing I like is how people really can't hide who they are, these posters even though anonymous we all fucking know eachother. It's fucking amazing.

is there any chance we have a red day on Monday?

>>12352820
Fuck I love hockey. Too bad there’s so little opportunity to watch or play it down here.

>>12352911
d-depends on what you consider happy ending @_@
at the end, she finally accepts her fate is to be tortured to death daily for all her immortal life, its beautifully

eventually her master takes pity on her, and burns her to ashes so she can no longer regenerate
Mai-Chan ends up in heaven with all of their slave friends who were murdered throughout her life.

its pretty good read, Mai-Chan's Daily Life am the Evangellion of Guro

https://e-hentai.org/g/235736/acafd62dc6/

>>12352948
Not so much, Friday ended short of resistance levels so if its gonna go red itll need to drop like 5% but it looks like itll break through

>>12352929
you misunderstand me, it seems 2scoops is thinking of writing code to make 4chans nonanonymous, which if that is the goal, why bother reinventing the wheel when thousands of other websites have already done this exact same thing?

wouldnt
>>12352819
just be a dumbed down robinhood messageboard? (does rh even have a messageboard?)

>>12352924
You must be the idiot that posted his CFD portfolio

these people are all intp for some reason when im just entp and well shit I just fucking get excited in crowds and love it and talk to strangers and make contacts and friends where I go

>>12352436
Did you work on a dairy farm?

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>>12352753
he was right in that post, by the way
imagine if he had capitulated at the bottom like some people here did

>>12352964
i'm waiting for contact from hft anon, i gave him/her an e-mail and what ever. I exposed my self. who cares, yoou guys can do what ever you want, but I truely... wait what is that

>>12352958
call me a NY Islanders fan, but I jumped on that golden knights team.. I love Vegas and I'm a fan for life. I think they have the best home ice home field in all of sports. Take young men with a ton of money and put them in vegas. Can the young guys play the next day?

>>12352801
I'm sorry for your loss. Believe it or not I've actually decided to step away from politics for a while irl.

>>12352819
dew it.

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>>12352948
only if some really bad news happens tomorrow tbqh.

>>12352958
there's not many canadians in texas, the canadians love hockey... you spend money on school football programs for afterschool and teaching kids. it's umm not going to be easy to change that.. the families and tax payers won't do much since football is in the blood. It's all good, but for the record dude... I'm a Giants fan and fuck the Cowboys I'm cheering for Bears and Rams. Bear Rams Superbowl this year will be my I already won moment.

>>12353015
Cant believe he unironically made posts like this kek

>>12352831
It wouldn't work unless you were running the plug-in and actually gave it your info...
which also brings me to a major issue: how many of us on /smg/ would actually use it if I made it?
>>12352852
Exactly.
It's an inherent opt-in issue.
On top of that, I think most of us are degenerate phone posters, so cross-platform support will make this a bitch

>>12352849
Sure.
I'm thinking ReactJS (if I actually do make this)

>>12352888
>Wouldn't it be easier to just migrate to a non anonymous forum, which would do this exact same thing?
Migrating out of 4chan isn't going to happen. We have an 8ch board that is barely used.
There's a "drive by traffic" aspect of /biz/, and it would be hard to get people to stick. That's why I'd rather build it as a layer over 4ch.
I do kind of want to make it into a 2nd website that also shows 4ch's posts though, so it would kind of be opening the door to that -- there'd be a plug-in for modifying/ricing 4ch, but also possibly an entirely separate website
>(Although a 4chan plugin that allows bann'd posters to continue posting could be valuable)
The banned posters would only be visible to people using the plug-in, unfortunately. But, I do have an idea for backdooring around that.

>>12352927
There's a lot of opportunities for where I can go with this, but I think the major idea runs in the same vein, which is to improve analytics on our shitposting.

>>12353001
Colorado is my team although I’ll watch anyone play. I started watching during their first Stanley Cup win. They used to show the playoffs on network television. That was the year they had their famous fight with the red wings. Patric Roy was incredible to watch. I think he’s the coach now. I even got to see them once in 2009. Was great even though they lost.
There used to be an IHL team in Houston that my dad would take me to watch. It was so much fun. The Aeros. I think I still have a jersey. Sadly they got transferred.

>>12353047
Football is religion here. I’m not a fan. And most people hate Dallas for some reason lol.

>>12353054
he was making posts like that all the way down and at the bottom
and now the market has started to recover and he's been proven right

>>12353070
it would make me too paranoid, desu
i appreciate the effort you're willing to put in, but I personally wouldn't use it

>>12352975
>I just fucking get excited in crowds and love it and talk to strangers and make contacts

fucking how? what if they dont like you?

>>12353001
>Islanders
>Golden knights

disgusting tastes TBQH

>>12353081
>he's been proven right
I don't know about that just yet, but even if this is done and we're only going up, there's no guarantees on a biomeme pennystock.

This track soo good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDG2m5hN1vo

>>12353070
>It wouldn't work unless you were running the plug-in and actually gave it your info...
>which also brings me to a major issue: how many of us on /smg/ would actually use it if I made it?
Couldn't you allow participation for people without a plugin if they could just click on a link, input a unique ID of some kind in a form along with their current holdings?

>>12353078
my friends uncle was the coach when you guys won the cup... I can't hate you guys for being lazy and trying to deny legalization of drugs at all.

>>12353088
Well, I say the most brutal honest truth to people and shake their hands and change their lives, or talk to their friends how they need to watch out for their friend who is having hard time, and i just put things on the people who need things to be ok.... If everybody hates me I leave or get involved in a fight...

>>12352819

This is stupid and you should feel bad.

>>12353098
I'd seen Namefags come and go.
This current crop isn't much different.

>>12353081
>and now the market has started to recover
lmao

>>12352929
>implying change is easy
Bingo.
That's why I'd do this as a layer over 4ch instead of an entirely new thing like the 8ch board.

>Fuck it do what ever you want. I don't want to block anybody or have to, I just fucking live and move and want to feel untouchable. You see allowing people a guise of anonymity gives them an opportunity to be some one else. It improves honesty, they can look inside and learn more from within... I'm sorry if I feel a different forum would help you. The truth is clear as night and day between anonymous and non anonymous.
I don't want to take away anonymity -- I definitely don't want any kind of account system.
Anonymity should always remain an option and the default.
If I take away the anonymity, then we can't say all the raunchy and awful shit that makes this site great.

>>12352964
>you misunderstand me, it seems 2scoops is thinking of writing code to make 4chans nonanonymous, which if that is the goal, why bother reinventing the wheel when thousands of other websites have already done this exact same thing?
That's not the goal.

You know how we occasionally post our positions or portfolio performance? One of the features would be making that easier.

Know how we occasionally fish through the archives for old posts? Another potential feature would be making that easier

Know how RKG, teh_profit, and baggie have been banned and couldn't post? Or when 4ch went down? There's another feature.

>wouldnt
>>>12352819 (You)
>just be a dumbed down robinhood messageboard? (does rh even have a messageboard?)
No, it's more like taking 4ch as it is, and adding features to improve it -- features that are "opt-in" so that people can just take what they want from it.
We already have people that post their portfolios and identities via tripfags, namefags, and avatarfags -- why not just make that a little easier for those who desire it?

>>12353088
you know what redwings... I cheered for you once, when I was watching the Hartford Whalers from a box seat. I was with the Redwings we won 2-1. Great night, but now there is no hockey in CT, and it's probably my fault.

>>12353148
I am not mad about at that!

>>12352959

w-Why are they fucking up Kaede.. isnt she a high ranking executive...

>>12353144
dynashill was the one here longer than me... I said well I'd never leave so I'm still here. I guess I'm different.

>>12353154
>you’ll never watch hockey with drunk Baggie from a box seat
Feels bad man

wow this track is amazing. the entry I want to sample it...
wait the rest sucks fuck it unappropriate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmyDosjjP5U

>>12353191
I have an opportunity for you. I have an extra seat in the new collisuem to see the islanders and the maple leafs, we get to boo the ex captain at his first game at home.

>>12353012
>dew it.
<3

>>12353081
>it would make me too paranoid, desu
>i appreciate the effort you're willing to put in, but I personally wouldn't use it
Right! That's why this isn't just a non-anonymous forum; some people wouldn't be up for that. This has to work in-place and account for people that won't try any of it -- so you should be fine without using any of it.
What would make you paranoid though? Robinhood integration or just namefaggotry on it's own?

>>12353191
PHEW. That George Strait.

tfw no honky tink bf

>>12353178
how long is he?

i seem to remember teh_profit from early 2016? and i think illegal immigrant still anonymous posts sometimes?

t. started /biz/ & /(smg)/ posting daily/weekly since Dec 2015

>i remember laughing at crypto fags when BTC was triple digits
such regret

>>12353191
its like a thursday last day of february, if you wanna come and arrange flights and shit.. its a thursday night and umm i can pick you up from an airport and get you flights and give you savings you can stay in my house i have extra beds and what ever we can umm.... you need to pack for cold weather, could be below 0 outside heavy insulation and umm yeah i got an extra ticket and it's just umm up to you if its worth it... triforceguyis@gmail.com

>>12353214
robinhood integration and the cross-thread posting history

>>12353226
he was longer than me, that's all I know...>>12353226

>>12353173
She's just head mistress
she still a slave too

besides Bill Clinton doesnt give a HECKIESSS

>>12353226
Don't be too hard on yourself anon, things like whether crypto takes off are historically contingent, there were probably a million different scenarios where it didn't happen. It was and still is a risky investment.

>>12353226
i was in here back when we wer /rgt/ but yeah what ever you've got more and I have no umm thing else to say i'm not going to leave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8-4tjPxD8

>>12353226
i used to always ask Li_Sheng if they were chinese

>>12353230
I appreciate that but I actually start a new job in a couple of weeks. Go solo Feb 1 so no time off for me for a while.

>>12353113
Yes! That's where I was going with having a second website entirely! Browser plug-ins look like a greater opportunity for malware than a 2nd website on it's own.
This would be possible with 4ch's API.

I think there's something that I can do with PGP keys that would allow you to register a trip code with the website without ever giving the website the passphrase for that trip code.

>>12353135
Why is it stupid? Is it already too convoluted?

>>12353239
Yeah, the Robinhood integration seems the least likely for people to be okay with -- that's why I want people to be able to just type in their positions instead.
The cross-thread posting history is more for tripfags and namefags. e.g. we all look up comfy and big5cuck's old posts

>>12353259
i think he mentioned he was canadian once (insert joke here)

shame that metallord got killed from mineless gold mining companies

and kids these days will never know the insanity that was Noko and his AAPL patent lawsuits

and illegal immigrant stopped tripfaging within months of Trump;s inaguration...

when nak hits 5 dollars i'ma get a female bengal kitten and name her Taylor Swift.

>>12353149
>a little easier for those who desire it
In the past, such attention-whoring almost always leads to Doxxing and is entirely anathema to the whole ideal of having an imageboard.
What you are describing is a forum

>>12353272
well dude make a great first impression and work hard, umm honestly understand the old men around you don't know shit, go higher up the chain and impress them the best you can...
It's ok I'll have a great time and still well be here you can find me someday, or know I will find you on my own. I you texanon.

>>12353277
you can do that with warosu anyways, though
also, with people just typing in their positions, it would be easy for them to pretend that they have more money than they actually do for the sake of giving their arguments more weight

ok am think have mental illness on adding /smg/ to pictures
these no even make sense

>>12353283
When GPRO hits 20 dollars me gonna buy AyaSwan commission

>>12353272
you have to make guesses as to what you're doing, it costs you time, but most importantly you can find where you are.

>>12353226
its been a long road....

>>12353277
>Why is it stupid? Is it already too convoluted?

I suppose it defeats the purpose of 4chan for me. I am familiar with the 'everybody has a set name/account/easily searched posting history' style forum experience and hated it. That is why i'm here and not on plebbit or some other bullshit like that.

>>12353300
kek I hope he lives a very happy life with his new master

Movie night at 9:15, pic related

>>12353295
>>12353307
;)

>>12353291
Then don't tripcodes make 4ch into a forum?

>>12353296
>you can do that with warosu anyways, though
warosu would be less convenient
>also, with people just typing in their positions, it would be easy for them to pretend that they have more money than they actually do for the sake of giving their arguments more weight
Then we would just indicate/accept that some info is unverified, just like we do already -- does big5cuck actually buy LCI every time he says he does?


I'll definitely have to refine this idea further if I actually make it, but this is all good feedback.

>>12353328
so it starts 1.5 hours ago?

>>12353309
plebbit forces identities.
4ch has optional identities: tripcodes
This just extends those optional identities

>>12353279
I have a strange feeling that Nokobro was Martin shkreli

>>12353279
>>12353381
One user I really miss is high IQ poster
High IQ was very bullish on AMD and was so sure of himself
rip high IQ anon

>>12353385
thats literally elon musk

>>12353347
If all you’re trying to do is try to see who’s right or wrong and keep a record of that then our positions are irrelevant. The only thing that matters is a record of what stocks we shilled. That way they can be compared to actual performance. How much I made or lost doesn’t matter, only if I was right or wrong. The desire to be right and have proof of it would make whoever uses it to be honest, mostly.
If that’s what you’re aiming for then all you would need is a script that recognizes the tickets we post and saves that in a file with our unique ID. That could all be searchable.

Am I in the ballpark?

>>12353381
na he posted a few selfies before (he might have been doxed now that I think of it), he was tall, super-skinny, super-tan guy (maybe lightskin black? idk)

plus half of his posts were made while Martin was in prison

I do remember when Shkreli used to make threads on /biz/ though, Mcaffee too

good times..

>>12353396
bagholding losers is A MEME, what ever have a fucking swan.

>>12353385
AMD you say?

>>12353300
it's an 8-foot inflatable thing, most comfortable thing ever throw a blanket on you and get some one to get you drinks and food you literally are umm more than happy with that swan anywhere, its so large it scares other swans too, so you don't have to fight as hard.

>>12353396
you would have to find a way to link ID from one thread to a new ID in next thread

and do that a few hundred times (depending on how many threads the poster posts in)

>scrolling though archives
>Gear !!JQy0yM9LA1M
holy shit, how could i forget GEAR
one of the GOAT trips tbqh, i think he made absolute bank buying AMD back when it was less than $2.00 a share
wish i listened to him sooner on that one
i hope he made it

also verified, Noko was black guy, i think he has youtube channel too

i think, we should be a little protective on monday.

MOVIE NIGHT STARTS IN 4 MINUTES

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

>>12353454
>you would have to find a way to link ID from one thread to a new ID in next thread
I thought he was talking about starting a new website. Idk. I’m in pain so I’m not thinking straight.

>>12353454
he has to have propriatary information from channel 4, which if it gets out that's been a deal, we will flee. By we I mean people who want anonymity and privacy. We'll go to some other place and you lose all the data that was collected.. I love you all but not enough to fight for a change to our system to this level... and the amount he's trying to bring against us from his idea of profit from the bulk collection of meta data. I can't support it, and will be the first person to disvow it and leave if this is ever implemented.

>>12353492
>scoops starts working at Amazon
>suddenly wants to datamime
My neurons are firing.

holy shit i found stickerbitch's memes calendar

>>12353377
>>12353347
>>12353277
if you are looking for a project, a good googledocs calander of earnings and various important stock dates (memes, product releases, rate hikes) such as

https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol@gmail.com&pli=1

would be insanely helpful
this used to be in every OP for /rgt/, and it was an incredible tool for trading (and knowing when to shitpost/laugh at biomeme bagholders)

check early 2017, late 2016 in the calendar

people would tell stickerbitch what to add to the calander in the thread, and once a day or so he would update it

i forget if he got noko'd, lost his job, or got onto the crypto megapump so stopped caring

>>12353523
damn i forgot about stickerbitch

this thread used to be a lot better..

>>12353510
Kekekekek
I think the company just feeds people a certain mentality.

>>12353531
>>12353523
also why isn't the biopharmcatalyst calander in the OP anymore... this place has really gone down hill...

>>12353541
true, come to movienight, since thread will be dead for an hour or two now

>>12353424

Better close that Monday. AMD might go to 20-21 max before a crash along with the rest of the market. I expect to see AMD approaching 15-17$ again after next week. Just due to the speech Lisa is to make. If there wasn't speech I predict it would happen this week.

>>12353541
i removed it when starting new threads. you retard gamblers are not helping anyone.

>>12353718
how are biotech stocks "gambling"

is all FANG thing congress sponsored scam?

>>12353718
i like to invest in potentially life saving drugs

>>12353739
You are either going to win big or lose big and--short of a true medical breakthrough--it is almost impossible to predict in advance what will happen. Even the companies don't know what will happen. Small, impossible to predict differences in side effects between otherwise similar drugs that emerge late in trials can mean the difference between one drug not getting approved at all and another becoming a $5 billion bestseller.

here better list of Found Footage movies, so next time around you no have to embarrass everyone with Cannibal Incelcaust

>>12353803
oops apparently CH on this list =@_@=

>>12353803
maple backstory source on the double

BEW BEW

>>12353803
I've seen every single one except for bad ben. Maybe we'll have to actually watch it. BEW BEW BEW

>>12353803
>>12353808
>posts anime gore about cutting up women constantly

>too squeemish to watch a fake rape in a movie

absolutely disgusting and dissapointing

>goruposting solely for shock value attention confirmed

>>12353510
It's ok.... I just get it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2en4ofkt1eo&list=PLwsik0R3KsjBMNWTvFsNNtX0qXoUbgx8z

Fuck if we go green idk if im goina be pissed or eh im half cash half stonk rn

>>12354135
sorry i'm not really sorry.

>>12354146
Time for slepz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLPLbHPd7Jk

he'e our antheme live free and theres only 1 rule in my system. DONT LOSE

>>12354135
Monday will be the top. Then the next week wed will be bottom.then 1st Feb top. Then March bottom. Bull on vacation

>>12354160
i'm tired of these low volume pumps are you saying we can see a much larger volume dump?

>>12353454

You guys are creepy. I'm going to bed.

>>12354210
i just snorted some coke man. and i don't have downers... FUCK YOU

>>12354182
Monday begins the year of the Pig Pump
Golden Bull!

im pissed why is everybody going to be pissed when we're green on Monday? I'm seriously upset that while you rub me off like a dipshit who knows nothing, still gives you everything brutally honestly, but I still feel you should all have dissapointment in me for my usage of the cocaine and booze... I feel um ready, but i don't know what really happened there it was like there might have been empathy/sympathy but it was lost in a drunken rant.

Y’all think we will see SPY around 245 again sometime before February?

>>12354182
Take a look at the trend. In the past 2015_16, 011, we never stay below the cloud for long except for in 08. People feel antsy about last Feb. Combine that with any shaky geopolitics, blood wolf super moon.

My theory is that retail is still buying, and it wouldn't take much to the downside to send this into full spiral for another month causing true capitulation where boomers who lost it all in the crisis have PTSD flashbacks. This is after another 20% drop, they panic, sell after having bought in for these past few weeks with Bond money. Meanwhile bonds rise. Mid March interest rate doesn't happen. The past couple days have been a FOSO rally, fake out shake out. I am long term bull, but the easiest thing to do to make billions is to tank the market more. People are noticing and 10-20% more to fall will cause a lot of pain for a lot of folks. That much to fall will definitely cause chaos and make people sell at the bottom.

>>12354294
Trend picrel

No one talking about the hourly RSI on NFLX? It's at 85 and increasing on extended hours. Puts expiring 1/11 at play, hoping for at least some consolidation on that retardedly huge bull jump.

>>12354294
That's a hell of a lot of assumptions. I find it pretty pointless to make projections about the behaviour of the indices more than a week in the future. Just have your stop loss levels in mind even if you don't like actually entering the orders for them. Stick to your sell targets (for profit) as well. All of this theorizing about how other investors feel and how the market may or may not move is an exercise in futility.

>>12354434
BLOOD WOLF SUPER MOON

>>12354304
2017 we all had big ass boners and bought in on tax cuts, what is changing for the markets this year, you already know the sale in feb 2018 was to protect and hold mostly cash and short term bonds. So you have uncertainty regarding pentions and smart money left then.

So it's really late and I could have completely fucked this up, but looking at the graph and double checking my code several times I don't think I have. The rate of return for the years put into bonds is completely normal as far as I can tell. Right now I'm working off the assumption that you'd be able to sell these bonds (ten year treasuries) for about face value before their maturity. This isn't always true, but for the sake of easy analysis I'm hoping that the price changes would average out. (In most of the circumstances it'd be an extra profit since usually interest rates fall after an inversion because of stimulative monetary policy in a recession)

This graph is what happens when you invest in 10 year treasuries for 3 years after every yield curve inversion while reinvesting your dividends and interest versus simply investing in the market and reinvesting the dividends or investing in 10 year treasuries and reinvesting the interest. This includes false positives, and the great recession, but I'll show you one without the great depression in a moment.

>>12354707
Version without great depression.

>>12354707
>>12354723
Here is a close up of the difference with the great depression, as it helps to showcase what's actually going on.

I think its difficult. We all have to deal with the rise of communists, and I feel we need a larger war to actually get the kids to get off their ass in general. I don't think it will fully address our abilities for dominance. Since china is taking our money, and the rich of china are fleeing thier country for countries like America and Canada, The worst part is people still manage to believe the problems are the morons that are in jail, but you think everything is safe and get more gibs, more welfare, but while that can insulate you and protect proper education, but at the same time the benefits get expontially better the difference of having 4 kids or 5 kids, seems nothing to the children but to the single mother... the reality she gets more and doesn't do much more. The main thing I'm saying is it's time we lax our child labor laws, and we can gett these kids off the streets before they're in a gang. Im assuming we have to i hate it woork with unions, but we need 12 year olds to be working and learning trades, hands on experience all the time. We do have to adress these issues but have to directly attack them and focus on the fundamentals that create problems in the first part/

wait did I just say if I gave a 12 year old a job, he wouldn't be in a gang?

>>12354733
Do you recall deriding me the other day for suggesting some dude would be better off having his time be a little more disciplined?

instead of free college more work programs at home and let the kids earn and save, and we can stop social security, we don't need medicare.

>>12354745
i recall you being a fucking massive faggot and and some one I said i would ignore in all gomversations.

>>12354751
you're doing a bang up job of it.

>>12354754
yeah oh you're right.

DISCLOSURE TO EVERYBODY: THE PERSON I AM COMMUNICATING WITH HATES FREEDOM AND EXPECTS A FREEDOM TO BE GO AHEAD AND DO NOTHING, FAGGOT PROBABLY FEELS FREE WHEN HE'S TIED UP AND TAKING IT UP THE ASS.

>>12354731
so your saying buy the dip... wow... incredible

>>12354767
I feel free when I have the free time to model bullshit in r when I like.

Do you feel free when you're off loosing money all day?

>>12353756
let people do their own DD and risk analysis, or put a disclaimer up there. some new people have enough $$ that they're living comfy and are fine with gambling some, and some are well-read enough in the field (or in it) that they can do better DD and make informed decisions

hiding the info doesn't really help, put a disclaimer if you must

>>12354786
hahaha I really don't like losing money, but I'll never be able to prevent that 100%. What I can do is put a fucking paycheck in well eventually 1000's of peoples pockets. Go ahead and be a commy. I actually make money.

DISCLOSURE TO EVERYBODY: THE PERSON I AM COMMUNICATING WITH HATES FREEDOM AND EXPECTS A FREEDOM TO BE GO AHEAD AND DO NOTHING, FAGGOT PROBABLY FEELS FREE WHEN HE'S TIED UP AND TAKING IT UP THE ASS.

>>12352549
a broken rib isn't even that painful.

>>12354785
I'm saying play it safe, avoid massive losses even if it means smaller short term yeilds

>>12354786
also yes i am loose with money, i take risks, your mother should be ashamed of her self... I'd vote yes on a post birth abortion up to the twelfth year of age.

someone hold me this thread is scaring me.

>>12354803
it could be worse, but i don't want to re-injure it since it's vulnerable in the now, So I have to protect my self now to be stronger in the future, and try my best not to get another injury. If you think it can't hurt more, well you're wrong you will find out the hard way or you won't.

>>12354812
the only thing you have to worry about in long positions is the health of the company itself within 5-10 years. if you buy at a discount regardless of the state of the economy the company will always be a sound investment. it's why buffett wants to buy even more AAPL despite buying in the 220 range. staying out of the game entirely because you're scared of muh market implies you're worried about the global economy collapsing and going back to a barter system

>>12354813
>also yes i am loose with money,
Hardly the only thing you're loose with.

No need to dress it up, you gamble, just like half the rest of the ppl in this thread and most of /biz/. Greater fools in the making.

>>12354815
It's ok gwim! RKG's been posting awful things, everyone got mad when they didn't like my bad movie choice, and now we have arguments. We'll be frens again when we can talk about monday happenings!

>>12354830
you're wrong, you can buy a strong company with longevity and growth but still lose.

>>12354837
stfu cokehead retard

>>12354830
General market declines are when prices are cheapest, but cost averaging all the way down instead of waiting for a general market upswing will mean you're loosing money the whole time before recovery instead of preserving the value of your existing savings.

>>12354832
DISCLOSURE TO EVERYBODY: THE PERSON I AM COMMUNICATING WITH HATES FREEDOM AND EXPECTS A FREEDOM TO BE GO AHEAD AND DO NOTHING, FAGGOT PROBABLY FEELS FREE WHEN HE'S TIED UP AND TAKING IT UP THE ASS.

Its ok, we all live one life, and I feel you're weaker than me. It's ok you're supposed to eventually win from going to college, I paid for a semester and had to take an English course just for a basic studies thing, and after 4 or 5 arguments. I walked out and decided I didn't need what they were selling me in that school.

DISCLOSURE TO EVERYBODY: THE PERSON I AM COMMUNICATING WITH HATES FREEDOM AND EXPECTS A FREEDOM TO BE GO AHEAD AND DO NOTHING, FAGGOT PROBABLY FEELS FREE WHEN HE'S TIED UP AND TAKING IT UP THE ASS.

for the record, people who prefer homosexuality are not going to work for me, take me to court over it, but i'll explain it my religion does not allow me to employ massive faggots or communists.

>>12354867
do you think people use their brokerage as a savings account? the two are separate

>>12354844
ok here's a 20 year chart, where were you supposed to win just buying and keep buying?

>>12354904
NOT true

>>12354904
last survey i heard 70% of amercans could pay a $500 bill on the finger.

>>12354946
could not pay fuck im drunk and my head is hurting....

>>12354878
I already have a career, I've worked at the top floor of a place everyone here knows by name. Weak or strong, and I've been both plenty of times, they have little to do with being smart or stupid.

>>12354886
If I was to work for you I'd probably sodomize you with a baseball bat first.

>>12354904
Sorry it's late. I just mean that in one scenario you mantain your initial value better. Some people are just investing for ten years or so, such as myself, and that can be very important in this time frame.

Regardless, as the graph shows. Just acting according to the yield curve with sufficient time is a winning strategy

two men jumped in a pool and only one got wet on his head why? the jew was keeping his yamaka dry while gommie was blowing him.

>>12354954
>If I was to work for you I'd probably sodomize you with a baseball bat first.

excellent choice. that's the way I like it. Come find me faggot
DISCLOSURE TO EVERYBODY: THE PERSON I AM COMMUNICATING WITH HATES FREEDOM AND EXPECTS A FREEDOM TO BE GO AHEAD AND DO NOTHING, FAGGOT PROBABLY FEELS FREE WHEN HE'S TIED UP AND TAKING IT UP THE ASS.

It's rough when you grow up with out love and support, and turn to communism as a form to cope with the things that lacks the most and they live an imbalanced life that ends up in a dick waving contest when you just start threatening people in a dick waving contest on saturday night.

Slow poke here, wow no wonder people were shorting AMD. That stock loss 22% in one week! Problem is those kind of percentage drops are really rare. Most cases you can expect a max of 10% drop per week, if that.

>>12355193
chip makers are in trouble, innovation has reached the point where its getting scary. a quantum computer can crack all encryption technology we have, and its become a contests of who can create a more secure encrypted private network that is still not vulnerable to a thumbdrive stealing data, but most of these projects are hush hush and even the income received is still secret because of how close it lays to national security.

>>12355273
I don't know about that, all depends in where the tech is used. There's a lot of applications for it besides being put into some phone/laptop/PC. As far as security is concerned, that will always be an on going battle regardless of technological advancements I think.

Speculation aside, I'm most comfortable looking at spreadsheets, so doing this is admittedly a weakness of mine.

>>12355354
the slowing profits and returns from the crypto boom are still being felt. mostly i feel we should be looking at something romantic something that's better in the moon light. something like that has a real future like crisper technology from biotech firms, and umm ways that cocaine and heroin can be put into consumer staples.

>>12355415
>ways that cocaine and heroin can be put into consumer staples.
I think it's very possible that weed/cannabis will actually be a thing within the next two years. KO was actually looking into this I believe. Dunno about heroin/cocaine though, aren't they dangerous?

Are there any uncharted territories left on Earth? I want to make a small island of things without xenoestrogens and other poisonous chemicals.

>>12354996

>>12355535
some of the jungles, but most of them are because they've got tribes that gank strangers

>>12355543
Have any of the strangers tried shooting the tribes?

>>12355548
sounds like a good way to become an international villain and end up in some third world shitter jail.

I forget, but are there any news for AMD on the 9th? i remember som anon ranting about it but didn't screencap

>>12355563
If a bullet is shot in the Amazon, and no one's around to hear it, was anyone ever actually shot?

>>12355571
they are almost all protected by their surrounding governments, you don't think logging/farming companies would like to get them to fuck too?

>>12355583
Gay.
Oh well back to being poisoned, I guess.

>>12355569
there is CES where amd presents their new lineup.

>>12355676
makes sense now, you think this is good info on what to expect?
https://hexus.net/tech/news/cpu/125780-amd-ces-keynote-will-used-announce-next-gen-products/

>>12355704
literally no idea but i saw /g/ was hyped for the new lineup. i didnt place any bet for now.

How do I learn technical analysis

>>12356040
Read

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/090916/top-5-books-learn-technical-analysis.asp

>>12354085
humans are full of contradictions

>>12356040
youtube and investopedia
you don't need to learn a ton of different indicators, just find a few you like and really learn them in detail

the indicators I personally use are Ichimoku Cloud, MACD, and RSI

ok wee need a green monday or I and everyone else is going to have a panic attack. fuck this yoyo bullshit.

>>12356297
>and everyone else

not me

>>12356297
The more it drops, the better I feel.

>>12356367
I'd be totally happy with a crash it's this sideways bullshit I can't stand

>>12356297
>>12356367

I sold a month ago and am waiting for the market to fully enter recession. Anyone who thinks this market is healthy is smoking crack.

Hey guys
How much do you think you need to make a year to afford the lifestyle in this video? Serious godamn question
The location is Thailand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHCYHldJi_g

>>12356406
I think 50-70k

>>12356399
Wrong. Debt is good.

>>12356462
>the market can only go up from here!

>>12356297

me trader instincts telling me everyone waiting for next thread to post, so here it am

>>12356901
>>12356901
>>12356901
>>12356901
>>12356901

Threadly reminder that anime posting is not welcome in /smg/

Predictions for how long this 'rally' lasts until the next leg down? 2 weeks is my guess. Money will pour in in expectation of earnings (see, Netflix) and run for the exit after the first round.

>>12356943
imho there is a resistance in DJ 23600. so not long. but still we go sideways.