/biz/ - Business & Finance

first before you even posted it in the other thread

>>12342171
sorry no
>>12342162

18:06:06 - 18:05:21

you were 45 seconds slower

>>12342171
Fuck you Bono you piece of shit

hi guy's I've got a great investment where you can double your money in a year. Just give me the money and never take it out. I call it the Fonzi Dream. Any questions?

>>12342204
>>12342205
I stand corrected. But see, I'm Bono, so it doesn't matter what reality is. I create my own reality.

>>12342214
sounds good, can I help you manage it? I have loose morals and am pretty good at making shit up.

>>12342214
Does it involve the manufacture and sale of retro themed jukeboxes?

Imagine being a bear and shorting the bottom. Fucking LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12342226
>>12342214
me too! im autistically good at math, and since im fucking sober now i need something new to dive into to occupy my time

>>12342226
sure just give me you're initial 1k investment to become a "pioneer" and all you need to do is get 10 more people to sign up. You need to get me their 1k investments but anything over that you get to keep.

>>12342214
Hmm, too risky for me. How about I pay you 6% of my income for 40 years, then you pay me $900/mo till I die. We could call it "fuck the next generation"

>>12342119
instead of not drinking, just drink Canned beer

>>12342276
haha imagine

Wow I just saw UVXY's earnings report. Damn Mike who the fuck he think he is Tim Cook?

>>12342294
I hate the taste of beer and only tolerate it so I can get fucked up after 10 of them.

>>12342276
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO POST THIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>12342276
>he bought the top of a dead cat bounce

>>12342330
Bears showed no compassion to us Bulls, let alone golden bulls. their actions and words were deplorable and will never be forgiven

>>12342276
Holy shit anon, you just crippled my kidney with this post and I don't even know why. God bless America.

>>12342314
It didnt even Bunny ears it was so bad

>>12342326
Liquor go down too quick huh?

>>12342342
I mean sure they had no compassion, but some bearfags sold me some cheapies thursday and today.

>>12342276
it really is pathetic
hopefully they'll learn from this experience

>>12342330
you deserve every bit of it

>>12342330
Every time bears get BTFO

>>12342366
It did though, around $83.50

>>12342374
I've spilled more than most have drank.

Should have sold 1/2 of this, but got greedy as fuck. Hope Monday doesn't deep dick me.

>>12342276
Fucking based and bullpilled and chapter 1 of my memoirs

any thoughts on flks?

>>12342366
Volatility is over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsUGU-49I1I

WHEN DID THIS BECOME ABOUT AMERICA'S FINANCIAL INSTITUTION?

>>12342430
pls teach me. how much are you going to earn here exactly?

>>12342452
He's going to earn the credit he gets on the sale less the debit he paid on the purchase.

>>12342450
glad to see you embracing the bunny ears method so effectively

its literally THE way to short VIX

>>12342452
I didn't do anything special. Just bought AMD stock and calls this morning at open. I don't know what I will get until market open on Monday. If I sold it now a little up $6,000.

>>12342409
>>12342450
yeah I see it on the line chart. Thats a Golden bull.
Fed or stimuli organization will begin shorting again down to 12 and we'll go ultra bull

>>12342379
Just hope it was the small specs selling the cheapies. New years tuesday COt closed

>>12342489
>Just hope it was the small specs selling the cheapies. New years tuesday COt closed
this is that sneaky shit im kinda worried about
but still, if were goin down for good in the immediate future, you would think they would prop it back up again to give themselves better short entries.

thats what i would do at least

>>12342489
boomers and small specs are no where near capitulation

>>12342489
bring back 2017, when seeing VIX at 15 made you shit your pants. We all had big ass boners over the thought of tax cuts, and I was convinced I was going to raise a family with a liberal who was addicted to heroin.

>>12342502
>prop it back up again to give themselves better short entries.
there were ALOT of people prepared for shorting this time around

BTFD turned into STFP at record speed
every attempt at propping was heavily dumped on

imo bears have been fed for now, they not gonna come back in force until 270

>>12342515
bold thought, but you dont have the true data yet until 7 days

>>12342502
the 3m/5y yield curve uninverted today teh profit, the economy is saved

>>12342551
naw that shit was boring desu
im glad shits hitting the fan

>>12342560
yea its bounce time rn desu

>>12342573
thats not how it works tho
inversion means a ton of big bond kikes left for a reason
their timeframes are longer than the people who bought them back up

>>12342551
pick related

>>12342551
2017 was the best
buy every single little dip and it would gap up the next night every time... I lost all those profits in february though lol

>>12342489
Fed is so powerful what the fuck

>>12342584
No no no, I know the exact reason. I obtained all the knowledge of bonds in a sudden epiphany

The reason for the inversions (short term treas) as of late is because of the uncertainty in Powells rate hikes for this year specifically, afte it was more certain today they corrected back, it wasnt an alarm signal

>>12342584
this. 3k spy then back down :D

Apple unironically will be 125 end of month.

How many other/smug/ bears closed their puts yesterday?

>>12342485
how many contracts is that?

>>12342592
Honestly, despite my 2018 losses, maybe 7%, my will to resist the fomo of missing those crypto gains when it was at like 10k gives me strength. No disrespect to those who bought in. I was almost there but fear kept me safe for once.

>>12342622
I purposely do longer term puts so theres less swing.

>>jogged for two miles on treadmill while curling two 25lb dumbbells
>>box squats until i couldnt even lift the bar
>>ran another mile at max incline
>>just finished doing pushups until I puked all of my yummy pizza dinner
>>can barely move now, fell twice going up the stairs
>>all of my money is in stocks, so no cash to "go out"
>>too tired to read or videogame, to wired to sleep
>>still over 48 hours until market opens

wtf do you people do on the weekends without drugs?

>>12342515
Cute!

>>12342512

>>12342644
Best we've got is all the memes from Big 5 Guy

>>12342607
yeah I was surprised to learn the Fed shorts the vix, and I believe they stopped under powell, but they could just do it again. It was Yellens policy or something. Thats why shorting the vix was free money until that horrible day

>>12342612
this, since there's been the uncertainty regarding the rate at which yields will increase, nobody really wants to get locked into a long term commitment if they're able to get a better yield in a relatively short time frame or something. I mean we're looking at a vehicle that's used to moving at like 2 mph, the fact that the rate has increased so rapidly relative to the time frame these things take to mature, there's quite a bit of uncertainty, which is actually quite fascinating since it's literally a fixed vessel that shouldn't have any uncertainty to it what so ever.

>>12342626
15

>>12342641
yeah we sober now, some one tell us how to weekend

>>12342644
I'll let you know how NVAX goes for me.

>>12342676
>we sober now
Speak for yourself broski haha

>>12342616
Wgaf. Nasdaq rose 4.26% without their star quarterback. They aint even in the top 3 anymore. Alphabet(google) amazon & Microsoft now. And still the 3rd largest tech rise in nasdaq history.

>>12342683
sweet. ill let you guys know how sgyp and galt go. might pick up lci, too. you guys better not be fucking me with these, but then again im only putting like $50 into each

>>12342573
datas for losers and computers
me have finger on the pulse of boomer small specs

>>12342576
bounce hamburger time

>>12342641
am trade cypto (hahaha jk)

Honestly you gotta do your own research. Then decide if the risk is worth it. But personally I'm betting on AMRN. All the signs are pointing at one thing: Mega Profits. The even better part is that Profit can come in two ways:
1. Drug Sales
2. Buyout.

Either way, your gonna be making a killing. The only thing holding it back is the FDA. Once they green light it; wham, the stock will skyrocket, buyout offers will be floated, the Mega Profit Train will leave the station and anyone not onboard will get ran over.

>>12342676
Yes please

Life is suffering, and sleep is never long enough

>>12342695
Fuck you

>>12342738
>Crypto
>Trading
Na, it's just buy after dump, sell after random pump
No thought required, just constantly watching a screen

Also Robinhood is too shit for actual crypto trading

>>12342683

What was nvaxs deal today? You basically promised me a lambo and a 20 year old thot gf last night I’m going to come to your house and fuck you I sold my GE today and nuts deep nvax

>>12342607
>FED shorts VIX
this is the unironic final redpill when you realize the full extent with which the FED controls the market

>>12342766
Dam bro, you should smoke one and chill. You seem angry for no reason.

>>12342438

Completely trash business, just like LCI

>>12342761
Honestly you gotta do your own research. Then decide if the risk is worth it. But personally I'm betting on GPRO. All the signs are pointing at one thing: Mega Profits. The even better part is that Profit can come in two ways:
1. Camera Sales
2. Buyout.

Either way, your gonna be making a killing. The only thing holding it back is the Bear Market. Once its over; wham, the stock will skyrocket, buyout offers will be floated, the Mega Profit Train will leave the station and anyone not onboard will get ran over.

>>12342704
>he still thinks bull markets will exist in 2019
Laugh at this kid

>>12342801
assuming they last that long I agree

>>12342793
>>Dam bro, you should smoke one and chill. You seem angry for no reason.
supplier is gone, my stash ran out this morning

so i couldnt even if i wanted to (and i do)

school starts back up in two weeks, so i have a good 10 days to do absolutely nothing (and no money to do it with), besides trying to trade 5 days a week

Hows everyones week?

>>12342676
I like to feed the ducks at the pond

>>12342801
Gopro sucks lolol
I heard Deans food is partnering with google glass

>>12342801
You know, you might be able to see $8 GPRO by next Christmas.

>>12342862
Welp, sounds pretty gay. Good luck with your faggot shit, hope it goes well.

>>12342767
>I sold my GE today
Sold his GE at the bottom. KEK

I said the price would probably be suppressed and have issues going up. I would still hold onto it. Just look up all the news on market watch or any site that has stock news.

>>12342883
>I like to feed the ducks at the pond

You know what, I'ma try that tomorrow. I have 2 hot dog rolls I was going to just wait until they grew mold and throw out since the sausage I buy comes in a pack of 6. Fuck it, I'll just drive around until I find some fucking water fowl and feed them.

>>12342883
Google Glass no even exist on consumer level you super baka -_-;

>>12342890
>>12342835
am was being sarcastic >_>
but that was surprisingly good reaction

maybe will start copypasting GPRO into shill pastas now

>>12342801
Wtf is the gopro meme? Ill just strap my phone to my forehead. Its a meme

>This is the dead cat

>>12342949
Delete this post

am just noticed that picute was an Iphone strapped to his head and not a GoPro
me worst shill in history of used cars salewomen

What should i do on monday?

I need advice. I’m worried about my PUTS recovering next week. Do you think SPY has any chance of going back down to 246? Hell I’d take 248

>GPRO, once valued at $70+ now at $4
>fundamentals haven't really changed during both times it was an action camera
Who's getting in on this shit? Thanks for dem crib notes /smg/

WHAT the FUCK /smg/?!

I thought you said there'd be cheapies. AAPL IS ALREADY GOING BACK UP. FUCKING NETFLIX WAS UP 10%!!

>>12342991
Send me 5k and not trade so you only lose 1/2

>>12343018
>he fell for the market time meme

>>12342940
huh? what? You dont know about milkVision?

>>12342917
dont show fear around the swans

>>12343012
fundamental no one wants an overpriced action cam that wants their money on advertising when they are already the only name in the game.

>>12343012
>GPRO, once valued at $70+
wtf

>>12342883
>>I like to feed the ducks at the pond
sounds nice, no ducks in the winter though

might be able to feed a small rodent tomorrow though

>>12342975
this made me laugh, thank you you crazy degenerate

also new GoPro's do have a nifty auto-gimbal feature ive noticed around black friday

but i think most who would use a gopro have already bought one, consumer base can only grow so much

>>12342992
mid to late january is earnings season

you only need one or two big stocks to miss hard to cause a marketwide crash (as AAPL has shown us this past week)

>>12343038
>swans
swans are vicious monsters, you shouldnt feed them anything besides lead

>>12343054
Per stock.

>>12343048
How is this an argument? It's a camera with high resolution, you can literally wear it all the time and literally make your life a movie.

When are taxes due ? Will my broker send me my trade history and loses and gains or must i calculate them all

>>12343012
Barely anyone is "getting in" on gopro, it hit a level and people are buying in short term.

>>12343048
jesus christ that was barely english

>>12343075
>It's a camera with high resolution, you can literally wear it all the time and literally make your life a movie.
I went to the Taco Bell with mine on today and got weird looks. Jerked off with it on afterwards and plan on uploading to YouTube later.

>>12343090
You broker should give them to you, though I'm not sure if they'd send it to you automatically or if you need to get them from their website or some other method.

>>12343090
robinhood gathers up all your tax info and calculates (your stock portion of taxes) automatically for free, so i imagine non shit brokers will too?

>>12343090
>>12343124
Ally Bank sends me my packet right around the end of January usually.

>>12343059
>no ducks in the winter
Fuck why did you have to tell me. I could have spent all day on a wild goose chase.

>>12343090
Your broker will send every document you will need by the end of January. You don't have to worry about taxes for a few months.

>>12343140
i could be wrong depending on where you are

but in my area all the ponds and rivers are frozen over, so i doubt ducks can swim through solid ice

i still see big flocks of geese flying south, but geese are fucking terrible, like mini swans that gang up when they attack

>>12343090
>>12343186
when is the earliest time you can fill out taxes?

last year i waited until the day before they were due to start, so this year i might do them sooner, because sobriety sucks ass

also, any loopholes/tips for getting a fat tax return?

VTI is at it's lowest point (130) that it's been for a while. High was 150. Perhaps it's time to buy baby buy? Sadly I gotta wait till the 15th before I can make my move.

>>12343018
Is this your first bear market? We're going to 2700 first, then go back right to 2500, then 2400 to struggle 2 days on it, then straight to 2200.

>>12343090
bro Trumps going to keep the government shut down for years, we don't have to pay taxes if the IRS can't collect them.

>>12343012
dude, just wait until its $70
it only a matter of time

we gonna be so fudging RICH !!!!

>>12343038
is that like Superman's heat vision but with Milk?

>>12343059
GoPro will have recort holiday sales and gap up right to $10 hahahahahahahahahahah

>>12343204
>when is the earliest time you can fill out taxes?
If you're serious, then have everything done by the 1st of February,

>any loopholes/tips for getting a fat tax return?
Too late for that now. You should have planned out your cost basis calculation methods a year ago.

BTC is not private or fungible.

What use does a large corporate entity or institution have with a coin that can be analysed through chain analysis so that their competitors, foreign governments, or other bad actors can analyse all of their transactions data?

Information leaked includes relationships, supply chains, profit and loss information, accumulated wealth, and more.

For people serious about Business Monero is the answer. Data mining will be a serious issue for commercial deployments.

https://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

I'm taking the whole week of April 15th off. Fuck taxes.

>>12343287
>is that like Superman's heat vision but with Milk?
not exactly, its the tube camera they put in the cow holes

>>12343308
This opened my eyes so much. Thank you. The first 80 thousand fucking times you posted it didn't convince me, but today was the day you finally got me.

>>12343299
I have so little invested and I make jack shit so my tax bracket won't be changed any due to my investments. Thank god. 12% bracket for me even with my investments

>>12343308
wow is it really not fungible

>>12343120
It's actually somewhat hard to wear the piece in businesses. Around a third eventually ask you to leave if you cam for too long.

>>12342869
breddy gud

https://vimeo.com/247188621
Lol WTF Deans Food uses fire on the cows

>>12342991

I just entered a swing on Constellation Brands (Corona beer etc.) this afternoon. Broke first resistance off the bottom with good buy volume today. MACD cross as well. One potential snag with this trade is earnings call coming up in about a week. Bad news on earnings would probably screw my trade but i will hedge against when the time comes if I'm still holding it then.

>>12342592
>tfw started investing in june 2018

i'm glad I was never this complacent

>>12343299
>>Too late for that now. You should have planned out your cost basis calculation methods a year ago.
its not too late to prepare for next year's taxes

any sweet deductibles to know about?

already bought my $100 worth of lotto tickets last year for that easy extra $100 back

>>12343348
less than $10,000 income per year too?

>>12343387
i'm sub 20k income earner and its so based and redpilled to have everything somehow 3x-4x and pay off your debts and be safe.

>>12343385
HEY YO GIRL

>>12343387
>any sweet deductibles to know about?
>already bought my $100 worth of lotto tickets last year for that easy extra $100 back

>Gambling losses are indeed tax deductible, but only to the extent of your winnings. This requires you to report all the money you win as taxable income on your return. However, the deduction for your losses is only available if you itemize your deductions.

Anon... uh... unless you have some weird state tax rule, you probably aren't in a situation where you'd want to pick itemization over the standard deductible.

>>12343365
This is pure propaganda. The newborn calves aren't water boarded. They're given a bath so they can go for a ride to the auction.

Up 66.3% since starting 2.5 years ago (22.3% annual gains). Would be up >80% if I didn't cuck myself with margin loan on Robinhood that I covered at a 15% loss.

Am I gonna make it?

>he didn’t buy GE at $7

>>12343365
p-por cows ;_;

incidentally am hungry for hambugas now

>>12343365
See look at the end of the video. This is clearly being paid for and produced by the orthopedic doctors of america too get people to develop osteoporosis.

>>12343474
I literally just ate two burgers from the same cow.

>>12343365
>>12343437
>>12343474
you won't find Galectin Theraputics, Inc. doing this to any of their patients in their clinical trials, that's for sure

also,

>Publix issued this response:

>We were recently made aware of an additional undercover video, which was taken at McArthur Farms. We are upset by the images and disturbed by the cruelty shown toward the animals. As soon as we were made aware of the behaviors in the video, we immediately suspended receiving raw milk product from this McArthur farm. While we carry numerous products from Dean Foods Company, which owns the McArthur Dairy brand and dairy processing plant in Miami, Dean Foods does not own or control any dairy farms and is in no way involved in the management of McArthur Farms.

>At Publix, we care about and are committed to animal welfare. We continue to work with Southeast Milk Incorporated (SMI) Cooperative and the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services to advance efforts that continuously improve the safety and well-being for all animals. By the end of this week, all SMI member farms will have completed animal welfare training under The National Dairy Farmers Assuring Responsible Management (FARM) Program in cooperation with the National Milk Producers Federation. In addition, we have conducted our own, independent, on-site animal welfare assessments on over a dozen dairy farms in Florida. We will continue to conduct these audits and remain focused on working with suppliers who share our values and goals.

https://www.wptv.com/news/region-okeechobee-county/animal-recovery-mission-says-video-shows-cow-abuse-at-mcarthur-dairy-in-okeechobee

>>12343365
haha that was funny

>>12343485
Therapeutics*

>>12343348
>>12343387
I make $30k. The 12% bracket covers upper 30's. So I'd have to earn like 6K in the market to put me in another bracket. But despite my "poorness" I'm debt free other than house and live pretty decent.

>>12343437
>>12343477
probably.. but whats the deal with the Lighting the Udders on fire lol
Is that a usual thing farmers do

must.. eat... humberger

>>12343485
>you won't find Galectin Theraputics, Inc. doing this to any of their patients in their clinical trials, that's for sure
You also wont find GoPro Inc doing this to their Product Testers

Unlike MilkVision who supports cow torture

>>12343478
how do you know it from same cow

>>12343090
I use the pleb tier free version of H&R Block when I do US Federal taxes and they will take my Schwab (primary broker) login and figure everything out, but you should definitely double check if you do this. There are always some minor errors which are somewhat weird to see but check it a couple times and you're good. I assume most brokers offer this auto-login service or whatever it is they do.

>>12343506
You can taste it

>>12343505
because Dean Foods loves to torture cows

>>12343414
>>12343504
nice!

i'm unemployed since september, but zero debt, and got some cash coming back for schooling

shit is going to be messy if i dont get some new income soon though, since stock market decided to take a dump

on the plus side i have plenty of realized stock losses in Q4 in 2018

DEAN FOODS TORTURES ANIMEALS BUY GOPRO

>>12343506
Why do you pretend you can't speak English?

Do you create different personas for your posts or something?

>>12343576
Heh, be like Disney Stock taking a shit after word leaked that "mickey was seen fucking Mini by tourist" That P.R mess wouldn't be too good for the stock.

>>12343527
Utterly bullish.

>>12342154
>>12342204
Nice pics.
Saved.
Well meme'd.

>>12343576
Propaganda
Cattle is hard to move,, you have to light them on fire, and it pasteurizes the milk

>>12343255
>Is this your first bear market?
Ok wtf are you comparing this market to? Its a completely new paradigm.

>>12343321
Pay your taxes faggot. We are all in this together.

>>12343676
GOLDEN BULL RUN.

>>12342276
Most of the bears were dumb enough to believe cryptofags and leftists saying drumpf was crashing the economy

>>12343351
Ok ill bite. Wtf is a fungible and does it contain onions addatives?

>>12343790
I hate how they put onionsbeans oil in everything these days, or lecithin.

Any really bearish companies you are looking at?

I think if the market takes a downturn, some of these companies will be obliterated SP wise, ridiculous PE's, slow growth, etc.

Twilio

IRobot

Tesla

Wix com

Looking to open big put positions soon but i'm looking for companies with lots of liquidity.

>>12343812
>onionsbeans

goddamnit hiro. the ramifications of this meme autocorrect he put in are far ranging.

>>12343485
>you won't find Galectin Theraputics, Inc. doing this to any of their patients in their clinical trials, that's for sure
Well maybe they should. How am I supposed to know if there will be some adverse side effect from exposure to fire when using their drugs?

>>12343505
>whats the deal with the Lighting the Udders on fire lol
Is that a usual thing farmers do
He said the cows were misbehaving, but I can't believe anything from his mouth since he was biased. It's probably just an efficient method to pasteurize the milk, or maybe it convinces them to produce more milk. I don't know I'm not a dairy farmer.

>>12343506
>You also wont find GoPro Inc doing this to their Product Testers
That seems really unresponsible. They really should light the pubic hair of their product testers on fire to make sure that their product is safe.

>>12343676
It's fucking painful, and I will, but I can still hate it will be taking the whole fucking week off.

>>12343576
Rkg is losing it

>>12343828
I'm currently really bearish on Mike Tyson's company UVXY. Until at least these 2 days of China negotiations, when ever that was going to be again.

>>12343860
really nice. I closed a short vol position too early.

>>12343860
Convicted rapist Mike Tyson has a company?

Do they sell tendies?

>>12343878
Nobody is quite sure what they do because you can't understand what he's saying during the conference calls, and everybody is too afraid of him to question him. They always seem to be doing well when there's a ton of pink wojaks being posted ITT, and lose money every time else.

>>12343634
Absolutely this, if you dont sear the cows a bit with flame before throwing them on the grill you will never lock in the flavor.

>>12342214
big if true

no questions pls take my rupees sir

oh shit, holding monday night is going to suck, trade talks are Monday and Tuesday in Beijing so that would mean our markets are closed when there's the deal/no-deal announcement.... It's good to know though.

Boys we are approaching post #12345678. I feel like the /biz/ gods will tell us something of vital importance. I am going to wager 12.345678% of my stack on whatever comes. Wish me luck.

>>12343856
can't loose what you never had

>>12343828
I'd wait on going short on AAPL

Short deans foods, very rude to cows!!! >:((((

Guys
Whats the point of having try hard active management Divident Portfolio like in Pic Related when you can just go 100% into IVR and get 11.59% annual divs?

Who else just playing /osrs/ and watching movies. comfy it up boyos it's the weekend!

>>12344427
>/osrs/
nice
me and some frens are making Hardcore Diablo 2 Ladder run

we top 20 right now :3

>>12344427
I have to work at 7 am. I was drinking at hooters and a hot girl kept following me outside when I was smoking and flirting and asking questions which NEVER happens and i put most of my paycheck in investments so I couldnt even buy her a drink. Am i broken? (No she doesn't work there.)

>>12344427
playing binding of isaac atm in between trying to put the finishing touches on my R project. Hoping to beat greedier mode with the lost.

>>12344452
Standard D2?
Saw the new mod posted on biz recently, looked good.

I'm reading comfy sci do when I should be studying/preparing for a study session tomorrow.

>>12344470
yeah just the LoD battle net servers.
we've been doign the HC ladder run for years

we getting good at it in our older age

>>12344513
>old age
If you weren't around to play the original Diablo, you don't get to make that claim you damn zoomer.

>>12344539
yeah we were >_> we've been giving a yearly diablo 2 HC attempt since we were like 12 years old, its been life long friend tradition

me have always played the Trap Assassin of Course

I'm only playing with 4-figure amounts in trading, I send the bulk of my income to a roboadvisor investor while I grow competent with my smaller pool of self directed funds.

>>12344565
wind druid is best class desu

>>12344565
Based. But cringe that you're not a dual-wielding throwing axe barbarian.

It's nice to see you've stopped pretending you don't speak English!

>>12344579
Similar situation here. But I'm pretty sure it's more or less hopeless. One of the smartest people I've ever met (perfect sats, Ivy League, etc.) works for one of the big finance firms and was telling me about how much money his firm is able to throw at things to move markets and make sure things go their way. They have so many resources, not just money but minds and connections, outsized influence. They find something suspicious, investigate it, and the next thing you know the a prime minister minister is being impeached for corruption, and they stand to make a fortune.

>>12344579
right now with current meta, hammerdin best class followed by LC sorc

trap assassins kinda suck :(
but they favorite for me because can cheese whole game with them

I’m ready for Monday already. Fucking maximum boomer I’m a square

>>12344410
well if his portfolio has 3 losers crashing to 80% hell be fine, if IVR crashes 80% u fucked

>>12342883
>>12343059
>>12342917
bread is bad for ducks

https://blog.education.nationalgeographic.org/2017/03/27/stop-feeding-ducks-bread/

>>12344920
ah I see
but in perfect world,

the 100% IVR strategy is better than diversadivs?

>>12344952
in a perfect world #1 company with highest return and 0 price volatility is the only thing you need, but we do not live in perfect world

>>12343505
probably to burn off hair for easier sterilization. or that could be the entirety of the sterilization process

>>12343477
remember, PETA opposed a prop in california last election to increase space requirements for farm animals under the guise of "you just shouldnt keep livestock in the first place lol". fuck those faggots

SPY will not hit 293 again until 2030. Get out of the market while you still can.

A single green day in a sea of red.

>Those who believe Powell can exercise restraint...

>want to reclaim testosterone levels
>need to spend a lot of money replacing all the shit in my house
>can't use any normal soaps, normal detergents, plastic dishware

DEAD CAT BOUNCE! I'm short 5000 shares of citibank

>>12345586
Literally just work out

>>12345767
Better results from not having gay chemicals in your house when you work out.

Long AMD?

Which companies would you guys invest in (besides tesla), if you believe electric vehicles are the futures. Like companies that produce batteries

>>12345895
Read up on companies that are involved in lithium batteries and make a decision.

>>12345767
COMFY you smarty divypants

Answer this question >>12344410 immediately

I can't believe these bulls actually think they're back. Just looking at the S&P 500 and you'll see their's a roughly 600 point gap between the 52 week high and low(2940-2340). S&P is at 2530, so the bulls have made roughly 200 back. That's only 1/3 of the losses made back. I think it's very reasonable to say bulls are back only after around 2630+ happens.

By the way I'm not a bull or bear just someone who looks at things logically.

>>12346292
shh, i want more SQQQ cheapies before this month's bloodmoon

>>12346292
Being a perma bull or perma bear sounds like a good way to lose money. I don't bet against the market, but do bet against certain stocks if the market is going down.

>>12346203
Stop trying to get people to do your homework retard

>>12346292
Probably going to go up for a few days/weeks and then go down again when all the shit earnings hit.

>>12346292
you're a nigger

Can you short on IB with a cash account?

>>12346292
You are the only one in this thread with Sound Judgement.

>>12346503
Short selling requires margin since you're literally borrowing from your broker and owe them shares in the process. You can, however, buy inverse funds or (presumably) purchase a put.

Personally, I wouldn't recommend short selling unless you're an institution or qualify for rebates for some reason. Ordinary retail investors just get the proceeds from the short sale automatically swept into a low-interest money market fund or equivalent, and you have to pay interest on the share loan for that privilege--usually upwards of 10%. It's a bad deal for retailers.

>>12346646
Thanks for the info

>tfw would have reached ¥1,000,000 invested now if the market hadn’t shit itself.

We 8% down now. Hold me.

>>12346292
I'm saying bulls are back because of more than just one chart.

>>12346397
Perma bull is a boom and bust strategy. It's the fastest way to make it.

>>12347235
Not true the fastest way to make it is to know what every trader is going to do ahead of time and buying/selling at every point of inflection on every ticker with as much leverage as you can get.

>>12347247
Na the fastest way to make it is to buy a winning lottery ticket (or bet all of your money on a single number at roulette AND win)

>>12347345
true, life is easy when you have perfect knowledge of all systems. You could also create infinite energy but who cares.

how does /biz/ feel about Civilization V

>>12347217
bulls were never gone

>>12347414
good game

>>12347235
>>12347247
one winning powerball ticket cost: $2.00
returns: $1,000,000,000

not even crypto can compare
(but this doesnt make that a "good" investment)

>>12347381
there is a certain combination of mouse clicks that can make you a millionaire right now
the problem is figuring out what that combination is
>>true, life is easy when you have perfect knowledge of all systems. You could also create infinite energy but who cares.
Maxwell's Demon?


>>12347414
VI is better, but IV was the best Civ

How long do you guys think the stock market will stay green? I'm hearing until febuary.
>>12347414
>200 more turns until something happens then 200 more another something else happens
eu4 is way better but overall gsg is for nerds

>>12347476
>one winning powerball ticket cost: $2.00
>returns: $1,000,000,000
>not even crypto can compare
>(but this doesnt make that a "good" investment)
That's not the calculation you would use for the potential returns on investment. When dealing with risk and uncertainty you would use the equation of pascal's wager.

Let's take powerball for example, and for simplicity's sake just the second place 1 million dollar prize. There is a 1 in 12,607,306 chance to win the prize.

The probability of winning is 1/12607306 you multiply it by the payout if you win which is 1,000,000 and then you add the probability of loosing times it's expected layout but since we're not worrying about the lesser prizes that's at zero.

This makes the average payout for this investment strategy about $.08

>>12347541
>powerball
woops meant mega millions.

>>12347541
>>12347544
Ah, and I forgot to subtract the cost of playing!
That makes the actual average payout for this investment strategy -$1.98!

Winning the lottery should be taken as a miracle type event in terms of probability. By all means, believe in miracles, sometimes extremely unlikely things do happen and indeed must happen, but you can't rely on them.

>>12347497
>I'm hearing until febuary.
That's not how it works.

12347541
>the point
>your head

thats why its not a good investment

if you get it perfect, buy one ticket that is a winner, then that IS the fastest way to make money, no contest

the odds of this happening to you, however, are insanely low

its not a strategy, and who ever mentioned the average payout?

how desperate are you for (you)'s?

>>12347572
what do you mean?

>>12347576
You can't predict how the markets will behave, especially not weeks or months in advance. Whoever you heard that the market will stay green until February from is just guessing.

>>12347563
-$1.92
Sorry brain's a bit frazzled from trying to figure out the logic for loops in R

>>12347573
Well by the same logic the fastest way to make money is to just wait for bill gates to pull your name out of a hat when he's feeling generous. Literally any random, extremely unlikely event could happen to suddenly make you a lot of money, but it wouldn't be an investment.

You can only even treat the lottery as an investment if you plan to constantly buy tickets for it and accept that average return as the most likely possibility.

>>12347616
maybe i should reword that. It'll seriously tank in febuary worse than it did a few weeks ago.

>>12347414
Needs the expansions for it to be fun.
Some of the scenarios are unwinnable on Deity tho

>>12347628
What reason do you have to believe that? It seems to both me and the other anon you're replying to that you just pulled that out of your ass without any real evidence or reasoning behind it.

>>12342641
forex

also nice blog post faggot

>>12347573
>He doesn't know what is Leptokurtic

>>12346292
Did we actually fall 20% though? I think intraday yes, but we haven't closed below.

Bulls are still in the building. When we close 20% below highs and normie news channels like Fox News, CNN can blast that we are in a bear market, only then have the bears gained control.

The truth is panic won't set in if we don't close down 20%. I think we got to 19.8% or something.

me am on next level of drugs, can swearr am seeing some sort of 4th dimension

ritualistic use of Diazepam + Ambien + Oxy + Solfeggio sleep style harmonics is allowing me prevcive dimensions in time that are real and singularly occurring

am interacting with corner self and with geometry many worlds away

>>12347628
Well, what will trigger that?

>>12347660
isnt that just a fancy way of saying non-normal probability distribution? (like a chisquared, F, or T distribution?)

or is it a sum of multiple distributions?

Im bag holding it all

>>12347703
I bought it all at the peak

>>12347723
drawdowns are the price of admission

>>12347702
Hint: Kurtosis

>>12347660
>>12347742
>Hint: Kurtosis
so yes

what point are you even trying to make?

>>12347669
Enjoy your withdrawal

>>12347669
be careful not to get eaten by langoliers

>>12347688
your mothers nudes getting leaked and were over due for a real correction

>>12347628
We shouldn’t see less than 220, start long SPY and IWM there. TVIX and SPXS is where you want to be, use this counter trend bounce to scale in.

When will this dead cat pop?

I'm shorting at Dow = 24,000

>>12347876
next earnings season (2-3 weeks)

one major company missing, and citing "Muh China' as the reason will tank the market (as apple has demonstrated this past week)

>>12347628
I'm following a few meme lines and that checks out. I plan to dive in early March. Heads up bros.

history of lats 3 JP speeches
>Dovish, very close to neutral, huge rally
>Hawkish, very close to the bottom of neutral range, QT on autopilot, etc.
>Dovish, the fed exists to protect boomers retirements and will do anything and everything to ensure they go up

>>12348183
>the fed exists to protect boomers retirements

The fed exists to harvest boomer retirements. They will not be happy until 75%+ of boomers are forced to take out reverse mortgages.

>>12347983
>will tank the market

the market rebounded very shortly after

>>12347669
Veggies could have prevented this

>>12347876
>>12347983

Don’t bet against the market.

>>12347669
I won't tell you about the dream I had last night then, might put you over the edge.

>>12348561
Was it erotic?

I have 50k in my 401k at 32. Is it ok if I stop contributing now and let the interest grow the fund? I will also be getting a pension and SS so I feel I shouldn't need that much from the 401k.

>>12348738
no, not even close, it wasn't even violent just fucking gross

Thank you Powell. Market is normal guys, crash is over but we might have to wait a bit for the bull to come home

Some analysis. Smaller specs buy "cheapies" at the low of the year. Quite a few get blown out after the drop, but the ones that held on sold out once they got close to break even causing that recent dip along with some short term shorts. Meanwhile large bulls are loaded to the gills (horns) at ~2340 and reloaded again about 2440, putting their average around the mid-upper 2300s. So with Friday's close we're at the lows of last year with the recent bulls sitting on a comfortable profit and earnings on the way (also of note is that this is already pricing in Aapl's downward guidance).

>>12343365
Vegan propaganda. Those are paid actor cows trained for the cameras.

>>12348776
Try to dream about erotic things in the future.

>>12348748
>Pensions, 401ks and social security are a sure thing goys!

I drunk text my ex girlfriend last night then went to sleep... woke up with a long text telling me it's not what she wanted and that she loves me....

tfw you love making money and the market more than humans

>>12349009
corporatism is a sure thing.
>>12348215
based.
>>12347762
i think that the point is that crypto has higher kurtosis than stock markets. so, crypto will reach a higher value in a shorter amount of time.

>>12349066
avoid, she's a flip-floper not to be trusted

>>12349084
>>12349084
yeah.. i'd rather go do a bunch of blow and bang mexican hookers desu.. i did that with her.. but it's just not the same banging hookers with your girlfriend.. I also never told her how much money i have in the stock market.. but i have a feeling some of her friends told her how much money i have on some positions because some of her friends boyfriends friends are in stocks and we talk about it..

I don't understand the math in this thread
what are some good math books?

>>12348475
like for me butt X_X ?

>>12349230
I am inside of your mirror

>>12349252
what ?_?

>>12349369
Think about it, look in a mirror and mull it over

Would dumping 100% of my money into a longterm DRIP and then moving to Canada to live off of their welfare until the DRIP makes me rich be a good plan?

>>12349493
i think a better plan is for you to get a job and put every penny into your investments until you can retire at least 20 years before all your peers

>>12346203
IVR is a single company, which carries significantly more risk than a diversified portfolio
If you don't want to actively manage it, look at real estate or mortgage backed reit ETFs

is the bear gone?

>>12349837
not even got started yet

If no one has objections I'm going to download mad Max fury road for movie night
Good?

>>12349720
kek so risk am only problemo
me am gonna be rich IVR will soar like sun for eternity

>>12350242
no do something with Kurt Russel in it,
like escape from new york

>>12350270
IVR is great as a part of a wholesome diversified portfolio
You don't get a vote because you'll be asleep

>>12350242
Killer Bees 1974

>>12350505
we on tha swarm

>>12350270
>>12350376
Am tooo have an itch.... an itch only Kurt Russell can scratch

>>12350376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSbl16vTovU

>>12350610
They Live was a great movie, imo

>>12350610
>>12350242
Yes let us watch this Kurt Russell

>>12350610
>>12350629
It's too late I have MMFR uploading to drive
I'll start the list again and we'll watch Kurt next week

I have 10k and want to make 50k. How much of a percent gainw would I need 500% or am I caluclating it wrong

>>12350656
if you want to make 50k, then yes, 500%
if you want to end up with 50k, then 400%

>>12350652
>It's too late I have MMFR uploading to drive
>You don't get a vote because you'll be asleep
this am bull poop
repression

why you even ask -_-;

>>12350718
I was asking people who would actually watch it, but they were too slow
I have to upload it before 3 every time or Drive won't have time to process it and we won't watch anything

>>12349493
>moving to Canada to live off of their welfare

Our welfare sucks unless you're an aboriginoo.

buy weed stocks

>>12350743
am onto you...

>>12350625
They Live put me asleep
it needed Kurt

Dude only like 40 more hours and they'll open the market. I'ma go get drunk to celebrate.

>>12351008
NO DRINKING
GO FEED DUCKS

>>12351028
>GO FEED DUCKS

With millet seed and live mealworms if you really wanna spoil them. I have a mealworm colony as one of the food sources for my pet geckos. The mealworms always reproduce faster than the geckos eat them, so I put the extra in feeders in backyard for the birbs. I'm fairly sure I have multiple generations of birb families frequenting my free food spot at this point. Lots of a chickadees and nuthatches especially. They do not acknowledge the law of gravity.

>>12349066
>tfw you love making money and the market more than humans

>>12351008
me bored too soo made new thread ;_;

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