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Crash Over
Bulls Won
we're all eating caviar this weekend edition!

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Pendulum is the king of cope, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Beartards that were BTFO:
>>12332238

>> No.12336572
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>> No.12336573

God I want to fuck Mallow

>> No.12336580

>>12336538
This edition is going to be a joke at the end of the day

>> No.12336581

This is bear thread. Bullfags go to other stinky thread.

>> No.12336591

>>12336581
Its a split Bull thread
Bears have no home

>> No.12336605
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imagine being a bear

>> No.12336607

>>12336588
because the market is so high /smg/ had to split.

>> No.12336614

"DATA REMAINS SOLID AND LOOKS STRONG GOING INTO 2019"
BASED POWELL DOES IT AGAIN
This is a bear thread now

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HURR DA MARKUT IZ CRASHING
4CHAN TOLD ME THERE WAS GOING TO BE A RECESSION

>> No.12336640

Just wondering how many bull days have we had this week? Like how many days did the indexes close higher than they opened?

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>>12336581
>implying implications

why not bulls in both, bears in both?

>2 threads at once
>i get 8 whole ID's to play with

there will be no shame

>> No.12336670

>>12336614
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DON'T DO IT POWEELLLLLLLLLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12336680

"The market is way ahead of the data :^)"
BASED FUCKING POWELL

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>>12336640
more red than green

bigger red and smaller green for the most part too

for now

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Pump it Nya

>> No.12336714

"IF normalization was part of the problem we wouldn't hesitate to change policy"
This means he doesn't think he caused the crash. LOL

>> No.12336722
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fuck this bullshit is rigged

>> No.12336737
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HOLY HECKIES
this price action absolutely untouchable
the market spread am like .20 every millisecond KEK
this absolutely crazy

>> No.12336738

RIP PUTS, I won't even sell. Let it expire worthless

>> No.12336739
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Bears had an opportunity yesterday to set a meaningful low. Despite a valiant effort a couple minutes before close they couldn't manage anything beyond a very brief wick down. Selling pressure just isn't there. I expect bullish bias for the better part of next week.

>> No.12336746

>>12336739
HAMBAGA GREEN DAY

>> No.12336747
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DOW 50,000 EOY

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To the anon that said MNGA was going to moon
FUCK YOU!
I'm done
never posting here again
Just sold all of my shares, you guys are fucking retarded assholes

>> No.12336768
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>>12336739
absolutely pathetic effort on the part of bears
bears HUMILIATED and EMASCULATED yet again

>> No.12336783
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251 broken!

>> No.12336784

"If the president asked you to resign, would you?"

"NO"

Based fuckin Powell

>> No.12336787

>>12336766

LMAO

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>>12336766
>buying a pump n dump after the pump has already begun

if people are telling you how much its going to grow and its already having double digit percent gains in a day, its too late, the train has already left the station, you missed it

perfect time to short though

>buy DRYS at $4.00
>sell DRYS at $104.00 same day
>gets halted 5 minutes later, unhalts at $2.00

good times

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are we finally gonna break above the Anti-Bull-Line (TM) ???

>> No.12336810

>>12336689
What program/website gave you this? I must have it looks rad.

>> No.12336822

>>12336809
yes
We going straight to 258

>> No.12336827

>>12336800
Speaking of memes, looks like a decent entry into TOPS tbqh.

>> No.12336847
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b*ars on suicide watch
I was right the entire time

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Thread musical theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRCA1hbvQk
(Foreigner power ballads are acceptable too)

>>12336810
https://www.tradingview.com/


and
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec_all&st=
is fun for daily checking and screenshots too

>>12336827
>TOPS
ah good times, reminds me of
>CERU muh nigga

>>12336847
hows LABU doing?

>> No.12336875

>>12336847
based

>> No.12336890
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>>12336855
it's doing well, but I don't own any of it
i probably should have bought some during the dip
the entire healthcare sector has been oversold for far too long

>> No.12336912

...if they get Powell to flip and ignore long term market health just for the sake of making things look good in the present, the 2020s are going to be a nasty decade for us.

>> No.12336943
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Overall tendency is down. Bond yields inverting. Bears slowly awaken from the winter.

>> No.12336961

>>12336912
well in 2020 if the democrats somehow take power you just fucking sell everything and even borrow some shit from other people to sell.

>> No.12336972
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>tightening range, continues to converge

uh oh, we in trouble, or we about to be saved?

>> No.12336973

>>12336943
The 3month/5 year actually just UNINVERTED :P

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2 smgs running again....

>> No.12337046

>>12336961
By then its too late. The time to start getting bearish is now. The fucking market is shooting upward near vertically.

>> No.12337049
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>>12336973
You can't deny the trend over the last few months.

>> No.12337061

>>12337049
ANOMALY
N
O
M
A
L
Y

>> No.12337062

>>12337046
nope if you want to time the market, you have to stay on the wave until its actually time to short the market.

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>>12337049
>durrr all trends go on forever

you are a fucking idiot and you're going to lose your money

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>>12337061
>implying

>> No.12337095

>>12337079
>TRENDS ARENT ACTUALLY TRENDS REEEEEE

>> No.12337096

is this gonna be the biggest bull trap I'm history?
sasuga bears

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Here you go frenz, probably going to change it a little bit before end of day, but this is pretty close to peak performance. On a side note, what the fuck am I supposed to do on the weekend that doesn't involve getting fucked up or fucking loose women? With the market closed I'm pretty sure I am going to lose my mind.

>> No.12337114

bears, what exactly is fucked up about the economy and why should we stop fucking you guys in the ass for the money?

>> No.12337120

Jesus I love spreadsheets. Graphs are cool and all but only a spreadsheet can literally give you raw probability of a stock hitting a certain price.

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>>12337109
thats golden bull bro

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>>12337109
degenerate gambler detected

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>women and minorities

>> No.12337163

>>12337095
GALT > GPRO

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>>12337163
me am only down 5k on GPRO today @_@

>> No.12337193

>>12337144
It's called investing.

>> No.12337208

>>12337163
>galt
pendegay is that you?

>> No.12337225
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If I make 10% by august will I be able to sell myself as some super good investor?

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Crashing this market WITH NO SURVIVORS.

>> No.12337271

>>12337225
wow, you're garbage. i'm still up 60% after losing 300% this year.

>> No.12337294

>>12337062
Cant argue with that. Ill sell my pants when the crash happens.

>> No.12337312

>>12337114
Theres nothing fucked up about the economy. Keep buying. Buy on credit if you can.

>> No.12337325

>>12337312
i already bought my calls with my equity and metals with credit. if economy is actually fucked, then idc about my credit.

>> No.12337346

>>12337312
>>12337325
You monsters are propping this market up on borrowed money???? How irresponsible can you be? Why don't you go back in time and have a kid at 16?

>> No.12337364

>>12337346
Having kids at 16 is smart and based. Fuck the boomers for making this shitty system that REFUSES to give out liquidity yet DEMANDS the liquidity for success.

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>>12337190
did you know lupus western diet induced illness, like obesity and heart disease

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LD44IWPzfE

>> No.12337432

>>12337377
kek
lupus is 100% non-dietary
there have been hundreds of studies confirming this

trust me if going vegan had any confirmed heath benefits for lupus me would have already done

>> No.12337435

>>12337377
I dunno man, if you wanna be a vegan thats your thing, but that shit is for basedboys. I mean look even a ceasar salad has egg and anchovie and cheese in it. And where do these vegan women get their calcium? Am I going to have to fucking pay to fucking fix their broken bones when they get osteoporosis at the age of 40?

>> No.12337446

>>12337432
try it for few weeks see yourself

>> No.12337447

If I was burger I'd say now is the perfect shorting opportunity

>> No.12337453

>>12337377
me have even read things that support its actually very unhealthy for auto-immune disease suffererts to be vegan

its because when they get sick, they will often lose weight, and people who are vegan often have little excess body fat to lose so their body breaks down organs and stuff faster

>> No.12337488

>>12337453
that does not make sense if it worked you would not lose weight due to illness anymore

>> No.12337498

>>12337488
not eating meat doesnt magically protect you from bacterial or virus infections

>> No.12337504

it is rather well documented lupus reacts highly well, like heart disease and type 2 diabetes, to no fat plant based diet. i would cut at least all dairy if i were you, highly inflammotory

>> No.12337517

>>12337208
he told me on discord that he got banned for posting about gay sex again

>>12337377
>muh new age psuedoscience

>> No.12337522

>>12337504
no its not, you cant provide a single study for that
am of sure of it

>> No.12337526

>>12337517
that faggot would be in a discord

>> No.12337528

>>12337517
Based mods.

>> No.12337532

>>12337517
people like to hear good news about their bad habits. yes some people rather have bypass surgery than change their diets that is well known

>> No.12337542

Wow everyone suddenly turned into a bunch of health experts. This a bear coping thing or something?

>> No.12337545
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>Bear holds overnight put
>Thinks market will go down on jobs report
>Thinks FED will make market go down
>Lose all his money

Bears should just KYS LMAOOOOOOOO

>> No.12337554

>>12337526
tired of these discord faggots...

>> No.12337564

>>12337542
me have read ALOT of studies on lupus, am almost an expert

>>12337532
you are just lying, give some studies or stfu

>> No.12337576

Okay I take it back, _now_ is the perfect time to short

>> No.12337581

>>12337545
unless /es breaks out of 2500-2550 level it's going to test it's 2300 low again.. why start a solid position right now? why not wait?

>> No.12337587

>>12337564
give it a try then see yourself what you got to lose

>> No.12337589

Am balls deep in NVAX and a bunch of good news about phase 3 came out. Shorts are making $ right now but I expect it to jump this week. If RVS data looks good at the JP Morgan conference on Jan 8 it will moon.

>> No.12337605

Now is the best time to go bear. Retarded bulls think the market can go up anymore. Only full retards buy at this point.

>> No.12337608

>>12337581
I had positions before this and bought AMD at market open. I am doing pretty good.

>> No.12337613

>>12337581
because its going to 3000 this year

>> No.12337629
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>>12337605
actually, since we're not at ath. it means that there are money to be put into the market.

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>>12337587
-_-;
life for one thing
me already anemic, vegan would destroy me

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>>12337517
perhaps he will stop finally?

>>12337526
i think quite a few trippfags are

i see them talk about it during movie night

>>12337528
indeed, mods are becoming based

>>12337545
>buying inverse ETF's on red (market) days
thats when you sell shorts, not buy them

days like today are when you buy

>> No.12337654

>>12337605
yes we probably see slight turn down again

>> No.12337675

>>12337652
>i think quite a few trippfags are
>i see them talk about it during movie night
only the newbs they go in there to encourage each others bad ideas.. instead of going out and enjoying life on saturday nights they rather sit there and talk about how they don't have girlfriends.

>> No.12337708

>Ford recalls over 953,000 vehicles, part of largest series of recalls in U.S. history.

>> No.12337764
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> Drumpf impeachment proceedings underway
> Market rallies
YAAAAASSSSSDD, S&P is going to hit 4k once Hillary wins in 2020!!!

Bulls buy up those TQQQ while they're cheap
Bears call your shorts while you still have enough money for a good rope

>> No.12337776

S&P, Nas and Dow are still down for the month. The golden bull hasn't returned just yet.

>> No.12337780

>>12337776
No momentum
Time to crash

>> No.12337788

Can anyone answer me?

>>12337762

>> No.12337800

>>12337634
eat more fat and protein. eggs, fish, drink olive oil. no sugar.

>> No.12337816

>>12337675
Yes and girls make out with eachother in the girls locker room
We also compare breast size and clean eaothers cummies

>>12337764
>S&P is going to hit 4k once Hillary wins in 2020!
This but unironically

>> No.12337822

>>12337764
Yo he go in a be impeached, impeach fouty-five. -Chairwomen of United States House Committee on Financial Services Maxine Waters

Part of me just died inside typing that out.

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Wew Netflix

>> No.12337861

>>12337822
As someone who's read and watched almost every Financial Services hearing for the past two years, let me tell you, Waters is one of the brighter bulbs in the bunch. And no, that wasn't necessarily a compliment to her.

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20 year bull run just started

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>spent a few hours yesterday debating whether I should load up on some netflix calls
would've been up like 1000% if i pulled the trigger

>> No.12337931
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56HSPQHSqEE&index=32&list=RDLcb-Fsx_phM

>>12337675
could be, i dont even make it to 50% of movie nights, arrive over halfway late for any i do make it to

>>12337675
>don't have girlfriends.
too close to home, no income to afford one...

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I'm doing good with materials & services companies, avoiding tech stocks.

>> No.12337968

>>12337931
Im at every movie night, its the best part of the week. especially when we watch good movies like Deck the halls

>> No.12337977

>>12337968
kys

>> No.12337979
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>>12336538
I sold the spike and it’s still spiken

>> No.12338014
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhvzMGDzt70

>>12337968
>Deck the halls
oh its you

disgusting taste, Jingle all the way is better for stupid christmas movie

A Serbian Film was kind of fucky
Big Lebowski was GOAT still

>>12337977
to be fair, its not like everyone in these threads has over $10,000 to their name

https://www.strawpoll.me/16386731/r
(ignore the term robinhood in the title, pretend it says broker)

>>12337979
on the bright side, youll feel great on red days as long as you dont rebuy at a higher price

>> No.12338017

>>12336538
BROS I MISSED IT NOOOOOOOOOOOo
What the fuck do I buy?

>> No.12338057

>>12338017
too late.

>> No.12338060
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>>12338017
SQQQ

>> No.12338063

>>12338017
NVAX

>> No.12338068

Bears BTFO
also
WHY ARE THERE TWO THREADS?

>> No.12338074

>>12338017
its not too late. spy and qqq calls with viix puts.

>> No.12338075
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>>12338068
Double the fun on bears getting BTFO

>> No.12338079

>>12338068
the rally was so big /smg/ underwent a split

>> No.12338080

>>12338068
Not enough room in one thread for all these gains.

>> No.12338082

>>12337977
?

>>12338014
lol I just really wanted to see it. I like sundowns weird picks too but not last weeks

>> No.12338093
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TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE MARKETS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY

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>>12338068
glorious perfect timing split thread

something that is rarely achievable, but the timing today was perfect

rejoice at the opportunity

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>>12338093
this

>> No.12338108

>>12338079
lol

>> No.12338134

>>12338068
trotskyists

>> No.12338148
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ4Nel-aHZM

>>12338079
as it should be when markets are open

especially on fridays, or FED announcement days


>Bears BTFO
too soon to say for sure

>> No.12338278

Debated buying at open and didn’t. Now things are so high I’m afraid to buy because of the inevitable drop down to who knows what. What do /smg/?

>> No.12338293
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OOOOOOH
Can the DOW get to +800? LET'S GO.

>> No.12338306
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>>12338278
learn to keep your emotions in check

>> No.12338352
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12338352

Sometimes you get 100% gains and it's a nice day, but then sometimes you get 200% and it's a special day.

>> No.12338363

>>12338293
\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/

>> No.12338377
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12338377

Pump it

>> No.12338381
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12338381

>>12338293

>> No.12338391

AMD making my Friday comfy

>> No.12338406

>>12338377
WTF are you invested in?

>> No.12338413

There's no way this is proper growth.
Up this much on what? Employment?

>> No.12338418

>>12338413
there was never any good reason to be down this much

>> No.12338450
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12338450

It almost time for shorting

>> No.12338467

>>12338406
chipotle mexican grill
learn to read young man, could save your life..

>> No.12338471

>>12338450
You're gonna get raped by bulls

>> No.12338480
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>>12338450
it almost time for RELISH in your fucking MOUTH

>> No.12338488

>>12338278
You do what would make a drop back down profitable.

>> No.12338599

>>12338068
>2 scoops
>2 threads
>2 filters
Filtered

>> No.12338683

Anyone else in AMD? We are gonna make it.

>> No.12338755

>>12337968
What do you want to watch this Saturday?

>> No.12338765

>>12338450
Don't be cruel, it's a Rocket ship up from here!

>> No.12338778

what final day trade are we making going into the last 2 hours?

>> No.12338805

>>12338778
I'm trying to get more GDX or TLT cheapies.

>> No.12338986

>>12338778
Im buying sqqq, market is consolidating and Im pretty sure we arent out of this dip quite yet

>> No.12339040

>>12338755
Trainspotting

>> No.12339060

>>12338755
something scary like Spookies 1986

>>12338778
theres not much to do
50/50 power sour hour

>> No.12339102
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12339102

BANG BANG

>> No.12339111
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SPY +1,6% EOD

>> No.12339125
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12339125

>the market will go down 1% tomorrow and bears will start posting about a crash again

can't wait for you faggots to either get liquidated or close your short positions

>> No.12339134

>>12339125
lol, the market is actually going to go up on Monday.

>> No.12339139

>>12338406
>>12338467
Nope, Gamestop up 17.5% today

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>>12339125
>tomorrow
Typical bull levels of intelligence

>> No.12339164

>>12338306
this is true...

>> No.12339175

>>12339164
other than the freudian pseudoscience, it absolutely is

>> No.12339176

Market definitely has a higher chance of going further up. Think bears will have a good can be when S&P hits 2650.

>> No.12339180
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12339180

Trump taking questions is going to make it go down

>> No.12339190

>>12339180
how much higher would the markets be if we literally had no president so nobody was ever speaking in that capacity

if he just shuts up we always moon

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>>12339139
>gamestop
one day I'll break even r-right?

>> No.12339199
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12339199

Cryptofags went through this same shit earlier this year. S&P 500 is already in a bear market, and this is looking like a temporary dead cat bounce. Even the slightest negative news and market will be spooked. Get ready for selling when the oil forecasts for next year go mainstream. Enjoy your last green day.

>> No.12339210

get liq'd bear fags

>> No.12339211
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>>12338306
this is total false. markets volume is 95% algo driven. the edge is math, no human emotion is obstacle only retail who do not use algos or have quantative systems (thus they cant have real edge anyhow) they play on random strategies that have no proven track records and backtests done by professionals without curve fitting etc

>> No.12339213

>>12339193
Yikes, my cost basis is ~$16, getting there brother...

>> No.12339217

>>12339199
Wait so we're going to sell regardless of forecast? Sell the oil or sell the market or what? Let me know I wanna be ready!

>> No.12339218
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>>12339199
Implying anyone that cares about oil doesn't already know what the report said today.

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>>12339164
thanks fellow INTP!

>>12339175
it was late and I was drunk/high


and im too lazy to make a new OC

>> No.12339252
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12339252

Don't believe the lies... Talk is cheap... The rate hikes will continue since the markets are doing so well...

>> No.12339293

>>12339240
I want to get drunk and high...

>> No.12339299

I reward myself on +4.20% green days like today with 420 green, like today

>> No.12339304

>>12339299
ok, this is epic

>> No.12339312
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12339312

I'm calling TD Ameritrade customer service right now, I hope they are better than robinhood's. I'm very nervous, will rate them on a scale of 1 to 10
>>12339060
>>12339040
How about the Blair Witch Project?

>> No.12339315

The legendary Teekay Tankers range keeps on going and going

>> No.12339325

>>12337312
>Theres nothing fucked up about the economy. Keep buying. Buy on credit if you can.
This level of delusion, just wait until the era of cheap credit ends. Those share buybacks and loans will come crashing down

>> No.12339335
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12339335

BULLS WIN

>> No.12339352

>>12338306
>learn to keep your negative emotions in check
>bullish bias doesn't exist at all
loving every laugh

>> No.12339362

is this the start of the golden bull

>> No.12339368

>>12338306
what is the picture?

>> No.12339370

>>12339325
He's right though, this is a perfect opportunity to take out a mortgage and buy a ton of cheapies.

>> No.12339371

>>12339362
yes my fren, you are hear to witness the birth of the next great bull run

>> No.12339377

>>12339312
ive never seen it but wheres the freaking pending list comfy

>>12339335
was there really ever any doubt? This is bulls reward for their outstanding Compassion

>> No.12339388

BILLIONS AND BILLIONS

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>>12339335
Circuit breakerrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.12339395

>>12339312
I'm sure they'll be very apologetic, they are a Canadian company after all.

>> No.12339397

LCI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy46iOwWQiE

>> No.12339401

>>12339377
The pending list no long exists because I accidentally deleted it when I purged my hard drive

>> No.12339403

Anyone here use Ninjatrader 8

>> No.12339405
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>>12339293
i just wanna get high, but my supplier got pinched just before christmas

im out the door to see if new supplier has good shit, but i have a feeling ill need to be clean and sober from now on, unless i decide to just buy weed and try to fake any drugtest that comes with a job application (although clean scrubbing for a hairtest is spotty at best)


fuck, this next week or two is going to get rough

>>12339368
i think it was this

>> No.12339413

>>12339395
I just need to make sure NSANY is DRIP eligible in their retarded system
Half of TDA's records say it pays no dividend, while the other half says it does at 6%
I'm worried that TDA will interfere with the DRIP process, and if they do there is no point in buying it

>> No.12339429

why is the market struggling with 2530 bros?

>> No.12339431
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>>12339312
I can torrent something tonite and upload it to drive if people really want to watch something. This way I won’t have to scramble to find something free tomorrow

>> No.12339436

So if US Steel is gonna build the wall shouldn't we be buying cheapies?

>> No.12339442

>>12339413
When they hang up they're going to laugh at your portfolio and short everything you own then go in the back and suck their bosses dicks before the weekend starts.

>> No.12339447

RIP bull 1/4/18-1/4/18

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>>12339240
>thanks fellow INTP!

>> No.12339458

>>12339312
TD ameritrades customer service is goat, they treat u like a king, have my Roth IRA with them

>> No.12339459

>>12339218
i have 21 shares in DNR, whatd it say?

>> No.12339460

>>12339454
>logician
>female

Guess this test wasn’t made by logicians

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12339471

>>12339454

>> No.12339478

>>12339431
We should watch Blair Witch Project or Mad Max: Fury Road! Or you can chose whatever you want
>>12339442
H-haha that definitely doesn't give me anxiety
>>12339458
That's good, I hate bothering customer service, I feel RUDE

>> No.12339481

ok so, if we are truly bull again. why isn't algos catapulting us to 3k spy right now? why wait? why is the market so fucking inefficient?

>> No.12339485
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>>12339454
>>12339471
or this one, idk whichever one is better

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>>12339454
>Myer's Brigg's

>> No.12339492

>>12339481
btw, crypto truly is the based asset. none of this manipulation bullshit.

>> No.12339500

>>12339459
Pretty much that everything remained unchanged

>> No.12339501

>>12339492
you're delusional

>> No.12339503
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12339503

Pretty good day

>> No.12339509

>>12339491
I'd myer's her asshole and briggs all over her face

>> No.12339514

>>12339503
> Pretty good day
> Up 0.19% when the market is up more than 3%
Anon, you're under-performing badly

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>>12339485
>>12339471
>>12339454
you guys should meet up

>> No.12339518

>>12339501
no, if crypto is valued at x price, then it will go there asap. stock market has all of this regulation bullshit that makes the market artificially bull-biased.

>> No.12339529

>>12339325
No chance. We're already at the bottom and Powell is shifting gears on rates. If you arent maxing put a credit card to buy stocks and options right now, you have nobody to blame but yourself.

>> No.12339532

is SLV actually going to go up or is it a waste to have some of money sitting in it? its the only red in my portfolio today

>> No.12339536

>>12339518
yes, and the shitty OTC exchanges holding the vast majority of "assets" is not a problem at all

>> No.12339542

>>12339514
Cant buy anything because im pattern day trade locked for 90 days so i only have 1000 dollars of one stock and rest is cash

>> No.12339544

>>12339532
Saw some call flow on it for feb today

I don't trade memes though so idk

>> No.12339553

Why are we stalled. Keep going higher!

>> No.12339565

Power Hour

>> No.12339569
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That aftermarket SPY call pump

>> No.12339574

>>12339503
what boomer stock are you in bro? You should be mooning

>> No.12339576

>>12339536
yes, so when it happens. the crypto will be valued higher or lower, depending on the upcoming events as soon as the information is unfolded. none of this info arbitraging bullshit in markets.

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This is the way I'ma go into Monday's opening bell frenz. We'll make it and go to the moon to be closer to the stars frenz.

>> No.12339610

>RAD in danger of being delisted
They're about to get bought out and used as Amazon Pillpack distribution centers. This is your last chance to get in on the moon mission before Amazon buys them out.

>> No.12339616

>>12339610
They already have whole food for this purpose.

>> No.12339622

>>12339604
>not using the weekend to study, and opening trades premarket or 2 mins after open
Not gonna make it.

>> No.12339623

Who /green/ today?

>> No.12339639

>>12339622
>Not gonna make it
lies

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>>12339610
So you want people here to buy after they announce a reverse stock split? kek

>> No.12339645

>>12339604
Why are you going such short duration and not spreading the risk off?

>> No.12339646

hypothetically if this is the end of the crash would that mean we are in a new bull market? would this be considered a short bear for historical purposes with new highs considered the start of a new bull (ie not a continuation of the 9 year bull)

>> No.12339649

>>12339610
pretty sure RAD implemented the poison pill a few months back............. IMO that ruined any chance of a buyout...

>> No.12339662

TD Ameritrade was very nice :D
10/10, would recommend
Turns out NSANY is not on the exception list, so it's DRIP eligible
NSANY > Ford for dividends and long term hold imo

>> No.12339667

>>12339649
They fucked up the deal with Albertsons not long ago and just conducted a reverse stock split.

>> No.12339692

>>12339667
when did they do a split? i don't see it..

>> No.12339700

>>12339645
because all of these will be given to some dumb goy by Tuesday's close and I will have purchased new cheapies.

>> No.12339704

>>12336538
STOP BUYING

>> No.12339705

>>12339616
>>12339642
>>12339649
>doubting RAD and making excuses for being a scaredy cat
This mindset is exactly why they're poised for a buyout by a big boy. Normie investors are turning a blind eye despite the fact that the distribution network is already set up. Perfect move for a company thats looking to minimize the amount of payouts they'll have to make to iron hand RAD holders.

>> No.12339709

>>12339692
I thought that they did it but looks like they said "may" link below

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/rite-aid-may-conduct-reverse-stock-split-after-nyse-says-its-no-longer-compliant-with-price-rules-2019-01-04

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12339722

>Rashida Tlaib profanely promises to impeach Trump, and she’s not sorry
>...because we’re gonna go in there and we’re gonna impeach the motherfucker
IT'S OVER FOR ORANGE MAN
https://www.boston.com/news/politics/2019/01/04/rashida-tlaib-trump

>> No.12339737

>>12339705
dude.. RAD literally implemented the poison pill a few months back..... You should look into what that means before you start buying into the rumors of a takeover............

>> No.12339744

The fuck isn’t nvax pumping like it should on good news/prospects? Weird day in general

>> No.12339747

loading up on puts rn desu

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>>12339240
>>12339454
based INTP lads

>> No.12339762

>>12339623
i think a better question would be who isnt?

>> No.12339763

>>12339722
She's only partially wrong. I mean he's got a bunch of kids fucked quite a few mothers in his day.

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>>12339491
>being a bear

>> No.12339777

>>12339762

Oh I’m certain 75% of the posters here managed to finish red somehow

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>>12339722

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>>12339782
Okay, this is epic!

>> No.12339796

>>12339777
Most of them held overnight puts on SQQQ and SPY and got fucked in the morning. Then they held them longer because they thought the FED would tank the market. They got fucked.

>> No.12339805

>>12339737
A poison pill is meaningless barking meant to scare off small investors from making a move that the top holders don't yet want to make. The top holders want a buyout by a good buyer and not for RAD to change ownership to a bad buyer, hence the poison pill.
You should look into why the pill was implemented instead of being scared by a silly word like a dumb chicken.

>> No.12339809

>>12339747
why do people WANT to be fucked?

>> No.12339810

A nice orderly sell off into the close

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>>12339791
>>12339782

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>>12339782

>> No.12339832

PPT where are you!!! I'm going to be red at the closing bell at this rate.

>> No.12339842

251.50 is what they are fighting for it seems

>> No.12339850

>>12339832
should've went further OTM

>> No.12339851

>>12339805
The whole poison pill was implemented because of all the talks of amazon buying them out after the WBA fall out.. you think the poison pill was implemented so that retail investors don't buy them out??!?!? LMAO!! I don't know how new you are but this mess with RAD has been going on for awhile.. probably longer than you have been trading! By all means buy the rumor.. thats all it is.. a rumor.. thats all it has been since the shit show with WBA! retail bagholders are desperate for a buyout and RAD crushed that chance when they implemented the poison pill.. now only the ill educated are still holding thinking a buyout is right around the corner.

>> No.12339852

>>12339662
Glad u had a similar experience as I did comfy

>> No.12339853

Wtf is GE’s deal? Steady yesterday when everyone else was down and up and staying that way while everyone is trending down at close?

>> No.12339863

WHO HERE /NIBBLIN/???

>> No.12339871
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>>12339796
Squeeze. Always satisfying.

>called in sick from part-time safety net wageslave gig this morning
>make 15x more on market today than i would have made doing job
>breddy gud feel
>thanks for reading muh blog

Also GOOS is going back to the $90(CAN) range.

>> No.12339882

can someone answer my question? would a recovery from here count as a new bull market or a continuation of the old one?

>> No.12339888

>>12339871
R u tellin me to buy otm goos leaps?

>> No.12339889

>>12339851
Your loss.

>> No.12339905

>>12339882
Recovery if you buy RAD. New baby bull market that gets eaten by a bear if you dont.

>> No.12339909

>>12339889
Looking like it is even going to close in the red at this rate. If Amazon was something that anyone believed they would be all over it.

>> No.12339910

It's almost as if /smg/ has never seen a bear market before. They don't seem to know that bear markets are full of these euphoric dumb money pumps before the big dumps.

>> No.12339911

>>12339851
>>12339805
this am like watching two used car salesmen fight

>> No.12339918

>>12339882
Entirely subjective. If you go full macro on it, you can say, and accurately so, that the markets have always been in a bull run since the end of the great depression.

>> No.12339924

>>12339910
I think you're retarded if you don't want to ride up 4 - 10% in a day.

>> No.12339925

>>12339888
No i don't wanna give any advice. I think it's heading up for a while is all.

>> No.12339936
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>>12339910
This. Healthy markets don't have +4/-4% ripsaws every day.
Strangely reminiscent of crypto.

>> No.12339937

>>12339918
you're right of course, but in the way that they always said this last run was 9 years or the "longest ever" on financial news, would they consider that run officially over now?

>> No.12339939

>>12339911
Shut up and hold those GPRO bags, you dumb loser.

>> No.12339940

>>12339925
In 4 one (1) monthly call

just wait 4 all the pink wojaks I'll post if I lose money on this!! All ur fault not mine!!

>> No.12339946

>>12339910
>i missed the bottom
the post

>> No.12339950

>>12339910
look at this pathetic bear and laugh

>> No.12339960

>>12339909
I remember days where Berkshire Hathaway closed in the red too. Great buy opportunities, honestly.

>> No.12339963

>>12339936
there are some tech stocks behaving like 'shit coins' :D amd was down 10% yesterday today up 11% just n example

>> No.12339964

>>12339936
>ripsaws
You mean whipsaw?

>> No.12339968

>>12339910
big yikes from me my man

th-th-this is the big crash this time I swear

>> No.12339975

Healthy market activity


Nothing suspicious at all

>> No.12339976

>>12339936
that's right. stock market manipulators have realized that they have to compete with crypto if they still want to collect their MM profits.

>> No.12339984

>>12339960
Berkshire Hathaway isn't in trouble of being delisted and thinking of reverse splits.

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>>12339975
agree

>> No.12339996

I hope someone listened to me yesterday and bought gme...

>> No.12340007

>>12339939
your spinning buzzwords unironically believing them for sell some shitty stock, your a joke

>barking meant to scare off small investors
you should feel ashamed for saying something like this and believing it

>> No.12340020

you guys ready for the trade deal rally next week?

>> No.12340029

>>12340020
yes I am my man, loaded up on shitty chinese scam cos (any chinese stock, tbqh)

>> No.12340032

>>12340020
Thinking about going long on some Chinese stocks that have been crushed.

>> No.12340047

>>12340020
I'm ready to sell my calls in the run up and short when lighthizer and navarro say something retarded

>> No.12340065

why the fuck would u buy chyna? trump is gonna fuck up china in the trade deals.

>> No.12340073

>>12339984
Not today it isnt. And thats because those investors weren't small balls scaredycats. They went in when the stock was only worth a few dollars and was at risk of delisting compared to much bigger fish. RAD is in that same spot right now.

>>12340007
You should feel ashamed for being blind to the reality of why that particular poison pill was implemented. But then again, its not like I should expect much from a low IQ GPRO holder that can't even form complete sentences. Someone like you couldnt possibly understand the potential of RAD. Other posters here are smarter than you. Especially the lurkers that do DD. They know what the truth is.

>> No.12340078

>>12339986
what did you trade?

>> No.12340084
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NEW thread about SOUP !!
>>12340062
>>12340062
>>12340062

>> No.12340091

Okay pharma experts of /smg/. What's the deal with CRMD?

>> No.12340109

>>12339940
>All ur fault not mine!!

DON'T YOU DARE PIN THIS ON ME

also buy it nya

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>>12339905
>>12339889
>>12339960
>>12340073
one word

"poison pill"

>> No.12340185

>>12340117
Buy RAD

>> No.12340189

>>12340078
i didnt, just boring index funds

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>>12338075
>this
Today's bear-rape was too brutal to be contained in one thread. Nasdaq largest one day point gain in ALL-OF-HISTORY. We should start a third tread to be truthful

>> No.12341121

>>12341101
Sorry 3rd largest but wgaf