/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12324279
First

>>12324279
Nice

>>12324279
Its all true, isn't it

>>12324279
that drunk sodomite wasn't telling us to get ready, he was referencing docusign!

what the fuck is this supposedt to mean now?

holy moly fucking shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>12324294

>>12324300
C-checked

okay this is too much. what a fucking timeline.

>>12324279
>https://www.docusign.com/21st-century-idea-act
Im sorry what does this have to do with LINK? It's just talking about making forms digital instead of paper.

>>12324279
Woah

>>12324279
>Get Your Ducks in a Row
Literally what the fuck did they mean by this?

>>12324310
He doesn’t know

>>12324300
>https://www.docusign.com/21st-century-idea-act
Checked. We are the 300. HOLD!!!!!!!!!

>>12324279
am i going ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

>>/biz/thread/S12002762#p12003039

>>/biz/thread/S12115659

>>12324310
get the fuck outta here. you dont deserve shit. you arent wanted here.

What in the actual fuck. That can't be coincidence can it?

here we go

I'm so fucking stinky right now check this 7.

>>12324279
What did salesforce have to do with Chainlink?

>>12324310
The only anon here with a functioning brain
This news has nothing to do with chainlink

>>12324336
that hit a little too close to home

>>12324294
Yes, and they are confirming it to those of us that know. Makes Sergeys upcoming fireside chat that much more of interest, eh?

>>12324359
nice

>>12324279

holy shit, what timeline are we living in now...

>>12324279
Haha, that’s amazing.

link 1k eoy

>>12324364
Some have to be hit in the head with a shovel I guess. Lol

https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr5759/text

Based Trump

...Anonymous (ID: n2cKsJRT)
01/02/19(Wed)17:00:40 No.12318358
Hundreds of mutating memes have been devoted to ChainLink, which most outsiders deem a fairly standard ERC20 token project (albeit one with an admittedly distinctive cubic icon). One of their more popular memes features an odd mash-up of a 19th Century morality cartoon, a multi-level marketing reward chart and one of those logarithmic scale maps of the universe. It would almost be poignant if it weren’t for its hideous leering trickster frogs and virulent anti-Semitism. On one side it’s a graph divided by hypothetical price levels ($0.10/LINK, $0.25/LINK…). At the bottom of the image is a staircase, where a couple begins their ascent, shaking off the ‘shackles of debt’, and climbing toward an ever-increasing series of rewards marked off on each (dinners out, luxury vacations, fast cars…) But as the price reaches absurd levels ($10/LINK, $100/LINK) the diagram continues into the atmosphere, past disembodied Trump heads who float past with grinning encouragement, by satellites and lunar expeditions, and still the price streaks higher, into interplanetary space, then interstellar space past galaxies and into heaven and beyond, and finally, when the price of LINK reaches $100,000 there’s a heavenly apotheosis watched over by the ChainLink’s charismatic leader Sergey Nazarov who holds aloft a glowing cube of Link.

>>12324370
"As American freemen, we cannot but sympathize in all efforts to extend the blessings of civil and political liberty, but at the same time, we are warned by the admonitions of history and the voice of our own beloved Washington to abstain from entangling alliances with foreign nations." - Zachary Taylor (12th president of the United States)

>>12324279
>>12324279
Redpill me lads.

Is docusign actually set up to be used by the US government?
Are they confirmed working with chainlink?

>I'M BOUT TA END A MILLION PEOPLES' WHOLE CAREER

>>12324310

Lmao it's literally just chainlink shills. Nothing to do with aggregation or mainnet release spec so its pointless. In about 3/4 days you'll see the LINK fud come back.

>>12324462
Basically Tom Gonser is to /biz/ to what Q is to /pol/

>>12324462
Google Tom Gonser, then know that he has a one on one fireside chat with Sergey coming up in a couple weeks to discuss Smartcontracts. Gonser is a Link Marine bro. Seriously bullish for LINK.

>>12324436
Damn. Singularity is going to be beautiful. See you in heaven frens!

We've got a short term bull flag boys 9.7k sats EOD

>>/biz/thread/S11142501

This is the reason the govt is pushing universal income because this will put so many people out of jobs.

I bet the real reason trump shutdown the govt is because he knows this is coming and won't have to give those useless faggot govt employees back their jobs.

Although if I was the deepstate I would force LINKMARINES to donate 10% of their stakes Link to the universal basic income fund to help let these useless govt employees/voters alive with the threat that they will kill us if we don't

Common phrase appears in irrelevant document no one gives a shit about. Must mean link is mooning!

>>12324482
>>12324483
Gotcha, nice one. Investigating.

This isn’t directly related to this but if you can’t see the connective tissue here then you’re missing the writing on the wall.

Imagine not having your ducks in a row

>>12324432
5.Electronic signatures
Not later than 180 days after the date of the enactment of this Act, the head of each executive agency shall submit to the Director and the appropriate congressional committees a plan to accelerate the use of electronic signatures standards established under the Electronic Signatures in Global and National Commerce Act (15 U.S.C. 7001 et seq.).

>>12324540
Imagine selling Link right now, brainlet move.

This boy’s ducks are in a row. Are yours?

>>12324527
we are ALL going to make it
ALL of us without exception

Ctrl+f link
No results

Why are you tricking me?

>>12324333
Damn lol

>>12324546
180 days but they only have to submit a plan. Still though.

>>12324473
Where are all the women and people of color?

all these posts on something that literally has nothing to do with link

d e l u d e d

>>12324310
It's just some right-wing troll. Indeed it has nothing to do with anything.

>>12324586
So we have 6 months more to accumulate?

So someone who went to a meeting and saw the early announcement of the name of the project is now being praised as WE DID IT! LOLZ!

>>12324591
About to lose their worthless clerk jobs to the Fourth Industrial Revolution.

>>12324594
Yea its pure delusion goy buy Ripple now

>>12324559
>>12324483
>>12324482
>>12324527
Pretty good

>>12324279

WHAT???
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IS DOCUSIGN HACKED OR DID WE JUST MAKE IT?

ahem
FIVE

>>12324628
I can smell the nolinkers sweating, trying to rationalise this one

>>12324314
Get your docs in a row.

>>12324483
yes... but this is old news.

>>12324295
and they still talk shit about the LINK "larpers". We got proof, again and again that people in the know come here to drop some crumbs. Add another one to the list.

i kind of want to buy but I can only afford around 3k. Should I even bother?

>>12324629
I hate govt employees and can't wait until they lose their jobs and are starving.

I just realized what I'm going to do with all my chainlink riches. I'm going to figure out like 10-15 male govt employees that lost their jobs because of this and I will tell their lives I'm filthy rich and want them to all be part of my exclusive harem where I will take care of them after they all let me impregnate them. They won't be able to refuse otherwise they'll be in a homeless shelter with their husbands.

And I will take videos of me impregnating them and send it to their husbands

>>12324633
What is thisb

What the absolute fuck? Which LARPer said to have your ducks in a row? They must work at docusign. For months this was spammed on here. Now this plus the fireside chat? I... I think it's happening. We're all going to make it.

>>12324685
Creepy

>>12324675
No don't bother. 3k isnt enough to make it.

>>12324518
I think you just unironically laid the groundwork for the basis of universal income. What if the State sets up some nodes, important ones and uses the rewards to distribute throughout the citizens? Is this really that simple? Did Sergey save humanity just like that?

>>12324685
>impregnating men
Lmao imagine being retarded and a faggot

>>12324685
> I'm going to figure out like 10-15 male govt employees
So you're going to do that to a bunch of male employees? I know it's 2019 but you can't actually get dudes pregnant - you're just a faggot who wants to send faggot cuck videos to other faggots.

>>12324482
Except Gonser is a real person.

>>12324703
Nah it was a guy with European number plates on his car that was the original larper so unlikely to work at Docusign.

But... this 100% has been influenced by the meme.

>>12324685
>10-15 male govt employees
>let me impregnate them.

I mean, if you bought enough Linkies, you MIGHT be able to make that happen...

Linkies will restore checks and balances in our Republic’s electoral system.

>>12324295
I nearly fell off my donkey when I saw that headline!

>>12324675
Assuming Link is what we think it is, then of course 3k is worth buying. Just don't expect to become a millionaire with it, and be prepared to lose it all if you're wrong.

>Get Your Ducks in a Row
what in the flying fuck

>>12324634
We made it son. We made it

>>12324720
>Communism
>Save the world

Did an autist find any proof of docusign traffic on the testnet?

We're unironically gonna make it frens, I'm so happy now, it makes wagecucking bearable as I know it's only temporary now.

>>12324728
You stupid nigger I said theier wives. I accidentally mistyped and said lives in the original post I'm going to autiscally search for 10-15 males who lost their jobs working for the govt.

I'm going to go find their wives and tell them all I will take care of them because I have 50k links @ 342,000$ per link.

And they will have no choice but to become part of my harem and let me impregnate them otherwise they'll be broke and living in a homeless shelter with their useless former govt employee husbands.

And if any of them already have kids the kids will have to go live with their dad in the homeless shelter because I'm not a cuck like Rory taking care of other men's children. Even if they are white I won't take care of them. unlike Rory who takes care of some black dudes mulatto kid

>180 day mandate for reports on compliance with the 21st Century IDEA act
>Docusign positioned with 15 years of experience and over 450,000 customers to ensure federal agencies comply with this new law on time

>Docusign confirmed using ethereum.
>Docusign needs Chainlink to complete their smart contract function for their best solution
>Public chain, LINK will be used.

>180 days to figure out how to solve this problem, find out the solution is Docusign, use Docusign with the smart contract option for highest security, and as a result Chainlink

M A I N N E T
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so u guys are saying I should buy docusign stock?

Guys,.. what

>>12324279
Docusign is a shitcoin just sold 100k

>>12324863
why wouldnt their husbands just get another job?

Starting to wonder whether I will hate this image in 10 years, for being 100% right

>>12324996

>>12324333
checked and my stomach sunk.

what the fuck marines.

https://youtu.be/jhenogvNrno
Retired Linkie trader who blew all his money on blow, checking in.

>>12325028
>>>/biz/thread/S11142501
9-20-2018

>>12325039
PGPFF
We truly made it confirmed.

>>12324333
Checked Marines. Legit stuff here. Comfy.

https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/have+ducks+in+a+row

get/have (all) your ˌducks in a ˈrow (especially American English) have made all the preparations needed to do something; be well organized: We need to get all our ducks in a row before beginning work on the project.

>Deluded Linkies think because they used a common idiom some LARPer used that this is confirmation of a partnership

>ctrl + f

>>12325043
>>>>/biz/thread/S11142501
WTF? KEK? AI?

>>12324279
Ok so Gonser or someone higher up within DocuSign is AssBlaster.

>>12324333

What does it mean

>>12324875


This is unironically better than if link hit 1k 4 days ago. we know its going to 1k AND we have like 18- days left to accumulate.

>>12325112
180 days left to accumulate*

>>12324295
I thought it was Landlord anon that first mentioned ducks in a row?

>>12324279
just a funny coincidence.

>>12324300
Checked

>>12325125
it was
this is just a wink to us

>>12324732
yeah landlordlink was the original guy who used this quote, he wasn't an insider, just an allready rich guy with 2 million link and he was british

but i don't doubt gosner picked up on the quote and used it, bet he lurks around here

if you are reading this tom, nice work! love te subtle hints!

>>12324620
Realistically unless the market improves massively generally I'd say 9-12 more months. But I'm somewhat pessimistic for 2019 with recovery in 2020.

Hopefully it moons though!

>>12325195
talked to a guy who works in crypto, he told me to stay out of allts till march, if you want to buy something then buy bitcoin,

>>12324333
Oh shit I rember those threads
It all makes sense now
It's been a pleasure being a LINK marine

>>12325195
This must mean they know link will absolutely work. otherwise the govt wouldn't be doing all this

>>12325068
yeah i guess that chainlink conference with tom gosner is nothing too huh?

>>12325223

>works in crypto

What does this even mean and why does that matter?

You mean set buy orders at 7500?

>>12325223
LMFAO
>works in crypto
Hahahahhahahahahahaha

>>12325223
I just happen to know 2 guys that also work in crypto but they told me different information than your contact in crypto told you. My 2 guys said that we should all be balls deep in alts for the next 12 months as they will outpace cash and btc by 5x-50x depending on the alts you are invested in. Weird, huh.

>>12324310
>Im sorry what does this have to do with LINK? It's just talking about making forms digital instead of paper.

>>12324333
checked

>>12325252
He’s inside the blockchain right now!

>>12325311

>>12324279
def Control_F():
Chainlink
Smart Contracts
Sergey

Results == 0
Literally deluded

>>12324279
Brainlet here...what does this have to do with chainlink?

>>12325335

>>12325264

it's not because you work in it that you are in a computer

>>12325272
he is working with iota with the german government but didn't want to tell me more, also he is not really bullish on iota

i probably will not stop buying allts, i'm a bitcoin maximalist and that's only possible when my alts go up and i get more bitcoin, don't ave enough money to keep buying bitcoin

>>12325350
dyor dumb spoonfeeding faggot

>>12325350
Tom Gonser is a LINK marine and lurks /biz/

>>12324279
>https://www.docusign.com/21st-century-idea-act
no mention of oracles, no mention of smart contracts, no mention of chainlink.. nothing burger.

>>12325110
You will be disgustingly rich.

>>12324863
You said male employees. You're fucking gay my dude. Even if it's a typo that was so vile and detailed that your mistake has changed history to make you
FUCKING
GAY

>>12324279
Hellooo gweillo, is Adelyn here!! I very sorry I Make typo when I start 1KEOY meme!! I want say 1 yuan end of (China) year, Is February for gweillo!! Is Year of Pig, Master Sergay he happy he Love bacon Hamburger too Much a Lot!! No worry Dear, there still time (for link to dump More low)!! Please Wait for ask refund, no give 1 star OK, you Wait?? Sorry No end of year article, Master Sergay he very busy in Cayman Island!! Thank much dear to believe in Chainrink and Future of Smart Contacts!! Please no post Censorship copypaste again thank you scared government kill My father please Thank you!!

>>12325495
I might be gay but your probably a nigger and that's ways worse

>>12325495
Yeah I said I'm going to find the male employees working for the govt that get laid off. Women don't work dumbass so I'm going to find the husbands and then find their wives and offer them to be part of my harem

>>12325379
>>12325382
The Tom Gosner connection was known for months, and this ducks in a row saying is a very common idiom. There is nothing to get excited about.

Holy crap. Isn't this basically the American governments version of the euro psd2 initiative?

>>12325527
Has there ever been anything to get excited about?

>>12325514
Lol whatever Mpreg.

>>12325549
yeah

>>12324875
>https://www.docusign.com/21st-century-idea-act

No where it says blockchain will be used. You really think the government will begin using blockchain tech when there is so much uncertainty about it? That pic even says that DocuSign has already helped agencies save money. Which means whatever it is, it is already a part of DocuSign and not CHAINLINK. Since, there is no mainnet. DOCUSIGN is pushing THEIR NONBLOCKCHAIN product. I will bet this has nothing to do with chainlink.

>>12325527
>>12325527
wrong there was no confirmation about gosner until this fireside chat announced and wrong again we know gosner fucks with link memes cause of his tweet so assuming this idiom is used because of biz isnt too far off at all, please stop fudding here its no use lil guy

>>12325553
Well, Tom Gosner's fondness of chainlink as well as the Town Crier acquisition are very good things to get excited about; in fact, I believe the Town Crier acquisition is as big as SWIFT.

>>12325611
Did you forget SXSW? It's no secret Gosner is very interested in chainlink.

>>12325604
>he doesnt realize docusign needs chainlink to scale their company and services
its okay lil boy youll understand one day but until then go ahead and keep fudding youve got my permission lil dude

>>12325604
yea it's pretty embarassing that there seems to be people itt who unironically think this has anything to do with chainlink.

>>12325604
An anon with a brain.

>>12325604
Yeah I don't get why the fuck they would move their working product on a blockchain. Literally noone in the real world cares. This is about the same as the nonexistent PBoC connection VeTards wouldn't stfu about for half a year.

>>12325623
Of course but there was nothing that hit the nail square on the head besides this exclusive chat

>>12325507
Top fucking kek good one anon

>>12325644
Yeah things can't ever be improved doork ar jabs fucking brainlet

>>12325644
hey pajeet the rivers and streets are calling upon you to shit in them

>>12324279
Who?

>>12325659
Of course things can be improved, but blockchain as a whole is still experimental technology and adoption isn't happening until 2021 at the earliest.

>>12325636
Ranjeet go back to your river it needs more shit in it make sure you bath in it too

>>12325677
Docusign

>>12325678
I agree with you there, adoption is still a ways out, but google "election hack" and check out the general opinion and media spin on the security of doing anything big on the internet. They need something to convince the masses that it's safe (and to actually be safe) where DLT enters the picture

>>12324279
Ok? So mainnet June 2019?

Imagine how that faggot Theo feels right now.
This stupid nigger sold all his Link to buy in at a lower price.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHSHHSHHAHAHAHHA
*inhales*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
I hope your dad gets cancer you dumb fag

>>12325636
>>12325604
Docusign has gone public saying they're using ethereum to enhance their services by utilising the security & transparency of blockchain.

For Docusign to have smart contracts work properly, it need's decentralized oracles. Chanlink provides centralized oracles. Tom happens to be a fan of chainlink. Tom happens to be speaking at a conference with Sergey very soon.

Federal agencies probably want documents validated securely / effectively.

>>12325678
to get rich you need to buy earlier not when its implemented and working little pajeet boy i think theres a street over there you need to shit on please go shit

>>12324294
Yup.

>>12325713
I already hold 60k link and I believe it has potential to reach at least 50 billion marketcap, but getting excited just because a website used a very common American idiom is very foolish. The Town Crier acquisition was truly excellent news to get excited over...strange enough when that happened, the excitement was very muted.

>>12325507
>chainrink

>>12325696
The 180 days has nothing to do with mainnet release

>>12325710
I believe docusign will eventually utilize the chainlink network...but the news the OP posted has nothing to do with blockchain.

>>12324333
His name was tim gosner

>>12325745
hey man do you think you can shut the fuck up? People said thinking gosner is on link when he tweeted a link shill tweet was "very foolish" too you dumbfuck and look at where we are now. Dont need you to tell me what i can see in plain sight linkfag. You literally have to be the dumbest link holder ive seen yet, arguing against his own holding fucking dummy boy

>>12325759
Well that depends on if federal agencies use Docusign with the blockchain function for verifying documents.

>>12325785
>People said thinking gosner is on link when he tweeted a link shill tweet was "very foolish"

Actually very few anons said that, Gosner himself retweeting something posted by a Chainlink shill account is actually a more direct connection as opposed to what the OP posted. What the op posted has nothing to do with blockchain, but another service.

>>12324279
I can't believe I found the best financial advice of my life on a duck training board

>>12325785
Also I'm not arguing against my own holding, just saying that anons holding link may have to wait longer than expected for serious ROIs and not to burn themselves out getting excited over breadcrumbs.

>>12325604
>No where it says blockchain will be used. You really think the government will begin using blockchain tech when there is so much uncertainty about it?

Are you stupid? Govts and bureaucrats are about the most inept stupid entities/people of any kind on planet earth.

Literally the only thing they get right is funding planned parenthood to make sure more blacks are aborted than are born. That's basically the only thing they are good at.

Everything else they fuck up.... the budget, the post office, giving welfare etc etc

So of course things won't have to be perfect with blockchain or oracles for them to dive in. Because they are stupid

>>12324279
did any of you retards actually read the bill?

>>12325807
Stop spelling his name “Gosner” you fucking faggot. Put some fucking respeck on his name.

>>12325833
What's your point?

>>12325829
>Govts and bureaucrats are about the most inept stupid entities/people of any kind on planet earth.
They are stupid; however, they are also extremely stubborn. There is very little if any chance that they are going to delve into experimental technology like blockchain any time soon.

>>12325845
A simple mistake, no need for such hostilities.

>>12325549
Not at all

>>12325611
brainlet spotted. He literally had a chainlink shill tweet pinned on his twitter for several months. The tweet welcomed tom as a link marine, and he fucking pinned it to his page for several months you mouthbreathing faggot

Can someone explain to me like I’m a negroid what this has to do with ChainLink?

>>12325846
>ctrl + f

My question about Gonser is why does he look so hot in his twitter picture but now he looks oldish and grayish?

>>12325911
My question about you is why are you such a faggot?

>>12324556
lol rekt

>>12325894
I always say this.... Gonser doing that was ironically the best piece of info that we would make it. And we all should have went dark that day. Instead we kept talking about it everyday and now all these redditors and Normies will get rich too.

I mean what more confirmation did we need?

It's like fucking an HIV infected hooker in her ass while it's bleeding. You don't need to have an HIV test to knownyour going to die of AIDS.

But no... we still needed to keep talking and wondering if we would make it by finding more bread crumbs.

>>12325894
It’s still there!

BASED GONSER

>>12325958
Normies barely know what bitcoin is, I don't think they are about to sign up for binance and buy link tokens, they probably don't even know how to do so.

>>12325902
Control F for what?

This doesn’t seems to have any relevance to anything interesting.

>>12325983
Good thing Link isn't meant to be held by normies. Phew

>>12325983
Yeah but we have stragglers who are buying.

>>12325231
A good point

>>12325195
I agree, I think 2019 will be another 2018 with more sideways action, 2020 will probably be a recovery year with the bitcoin halving.

wish I had opportunity to just buy link at two clicks away
it's impossible at my country

>>12326075
It's gonna trend up through 2019 not sideways but not exponential. Then 2020 is gonna blow the roof off

>>12325068
This.
Not dissimilar from the Wikileaks tweet, which also made a bunch of retards lose their minds.

>>12325176
Thanks, I'm glad you appreciated !

>>12325807
Wrong

>>12325958
Exactly. That pretty much confirmed docusign + chainlink friendship, but idiot people are still discussing it

>>12325962
saw it now, we're gonna make it

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SAY "GET YOUR DUCKS IN A ROW"??!??!!!?!? THATS WHAT CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT. THE RECENT 3 MONTHS THERE HAVE BEEN "Get your ducks in a row" THREADS AND NOW THIS?! THIS IS FUCKING MEME MAGIC WARPING SPACE AND TIME WTF

>>12326076
Where do you live? The USSR?

>>12326239
This. Based and time line pilled

>>12325799
This. This is the complete key here. If they do, Chainlink will likely be involved.

>>12325068
It’s a bit coincidental that a company long speculated to have ties with LINK has chosen to use the same idiosyncratic idiom that was repeated in LINK threads without any other context

>>12326267
Wishful thinking, Chainlink doesn't even have a functional product available yet, and blockchain itself is still in the PoC phase. Not to mention an entity as stubborn as the government is not going to adopt experimental technology like blockchain in a timely fashion. Look how long it took for the internet to be adopted.

>>12326287
Internet took like 18 years? Bitcoin has been around over 10 years now and ideas catch on faster because of internet.

>>12325983
If normies aren't buying and institutions aren't buying because this is all a scam, then who's buying?

>>12324556
what a poster post of a post

>>12324776
>using the wrong meme. pleb

>>12326360
Your point being? I literally see no difference.

I am financially poor but I hope to make some monees

first they ignore you
then they laugh at you
then they fight you
then you win

>>12326483
All in LINK. do it anon

>>12326306
Smart contracts not bitcoin, it's going to take at least five years before they are understood as common knowledge.

another green dildo, are we going to 10k sats

>>12326516
Once 10k breaks it's all blue sky after that

I hope btc doesn't conveniently crash the moment LINK looks like it's about to really break out again.

>>12326464
fair point. they really are the same person

>>12326530
Btc crashing right when links about to moon has happening twice now. I wonder who could be behind this.

>>12324436
>leering trickster frogs

>>12325951
Asking the real questions

>>12326543
It’s all the bitcoin whales that are moving to chainlink

>>12325068
>Acting like this is commonly used ever

>>12326499
Checked

>>12326912
Check the archive, retard. It's been used on /biz/ literally hundreds of times, going back to 2014.
It's a common fucking saying quit sperging out you halfwits.

>>12327006
ok. u win. docusign is not into link, regardless what its founder thinks of it. now sell your link to me and go play with yourself.

>>12327033
checked

That feel when you're young and you know you have a realistic shot at escaping the wageslavery and live a life of freedom and enjoyment instead. Truly blessed and extremely lucky.

Here is the first duck in a row post made by landlordlink.

https://yuki.la/biz/11061520#p11062637

He was there month ago predicting delay of Bakkt and told chainlink is hand in hand with Bakkt.

I AM SHAKING

>>12327109
Fren, i am thinking about that every fucking day, was it blessing ? was it pure luck ? was it my destiny ? What the fuck ? and why me ?

Fuck guys i have 600$ and i was about to buy some LINK but it pumped today.
Should i wait for the price to go down again???

>>12326360
It's my OC pleb. I did a bunch of them. Pleb.

>>12327152
Also peace be with you Marine.

>>12327147
i would wait for correction, but i have been wrong before.

>>12327191
Get your ducks in a row

>The act includes some very short-term requirements for federal agencies.
>In addition to a series of longer-term requirements (over a 1 to 2 year period), the act requires all executive agency heads to deliver a plan to Congress and the OMB within 180 days showing how they will accelerate the use of electronic signatures. These reports are due in June of 2019.

you have until june to accumulate

>>12327141
It’s /our/ prophecy fren. LINK yacht club meet up when?

You linktards truly are delusional

The docusign site has nothing to do with biz. "Ducks in a row" is a common saying.

>>12327307
100% this

My dad tells me this every morning so I can prepare for when he anally rams me at night.

It's just a common saying.

>>12327307
I might have misread this thread and I don't care
but I think the bill proposes requirement of digital signatures as an alternative
you use digital signatures with Ethereum
the oracle service for ethereum is chainlink and some other coin I don't remember the name
plus this docusign CEO endorsed link in a tweet, someone posted the pic in this thread

>>12327307

>>12327307
ah yes, so you mean, a month ago someone who literally said they had inside information gave us that phrase "ducks in a row" and you think its a coincidence? fucking retard faggot lmao

>>12327141
Me too anon. Happy to hear that I am not alone. You are not alone either. And you never will be. /Linkmarines/

Q U A C K
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>>12327532
As people have pointed out in this thread, other LARPers have also used the phrase, not just Drunkanon.

This implies -- if the conspiracy logic holds -- that all of the LARPers knew about this website devoted to digitizing forms (a process that does not require an oracle in the first place you fucking idiots), knew the copywriting that would go on the site, but also somehow didn't know the exact time/date the site would launch, and that's why they've been consistently getting it wrong (>>/biz/thread/S11664023, >>/biz/thread/S11698425#p11700548, >>/biz/thread/S11971288).).

That logic doesn't hold up under even cursory scrutiny. More likely is that the phrase has been circulating /biz/ for a while due to the boomer/fresco meme: >>/biz/thread/S11629494..

This anon says it perfectly: >>/biz/thread/S11114642#p11121959

This is a redux of the Wikileaks fiasco, only with more drool. You're genetic failures.

>>12327932
Oh you’re just ants at a picnic.

>>12327952
That metaphor is even more hackneyed than this conspiracy. They'd never let you retards out into public.

FOMO now or wait for a final bottom? I got 3k kangaroo dollars sitting around ready to lose.

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>>12327990
Here's the fuck who first used the phrase in relation to Link: >>/biz/thread/S10469018

He said the moon mission would be in October. He was wrong. This conspiracy theory is stupid. You're stupid. Meme about it.

>>12328065
Squirm more, bitch.

>>12324633
Kek... docusign is literally losing millions every monthtime... nice """partnership"""

>>12326287
>Not to mention an entity as stubborn as the government is not going to adopt experimental technology like blockchain in a timely fashion
the government doesn't need to do anything. link is middleware and works with all current legacy systems. all that needs to happen is for docusign to assure them the cryptographically signed transactions are trustworthy just like signatures are and they're gonna be all over it to save on costs

>ctrlf link
>0 results

holy fuck you linkies are desperate

>>12325846
All of you idiots are coming to conclusions about things you didn’t read. Read the bill. Not docusign s website

>>12324512
Ducks in a row.. docs in a row... dicks in a row.. confirmed! All green dildos on the way!

Weve made it link marines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC4xMk98Pdc

literaly ... ''who'' ?

CTRL +F Chainlink ziro result

But you keep on coping and make absurds connections

>>12328408
What is that absolute rubbish music it’s a total disgrace

>>12325611
gtfo idiot. Moyle and Gosner spoke with Serjey at SXSW last year.

>>12324518
>>12324720

LADS! Someone screencap this, I would not mind at all supporting this when Mainnet takes off. Linkmarines as a whole should gettogether to provide UBI.

>>12328745
You do what you want with yours. I risked my hard earned money for this opportunity. If it's successful then I alone deserve the gains for that risk.

>>12328764
We all risked our hard earned money for this opportunity. In addition, this opportunity, the very knowledge of the existence of chainlink and how much it's worth, was given to us FREE OF CHARGE by someone who wanted to give back to his community. I feel it's a nice gesture to pay it forward, especially to those who will be thrown under the bus and have their livelihoods lost by the advent of the 4th industrial revolution.

kek

>>12328926
implementation is in june according to one of the blog posts

>>12328745
>UBI
>multi-national(racial) West

hahahhahahhahahahahaha

>>12324396
I dont know but its a good one.

>>12328456
You have got to keep FAITH

They WILL not crash us

>>12329043
How did that faith turn out?

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>>12324314
ducks = bagholders

>>12328809
>given free of charge.
Free?! Fuck you. I've spent countless hours over the past year being lied to. There have been countless attempts to bamboozle me. Everyone here wants me poor. I got to this point on my own and I owe you nothing. Your posts are just another attempt to hornswoggle me. My eyes are open.

>>12324333
How can this be?
This doesn't seem real. Yet time and time again moments like this keep happening.

Have we really made it? One chance at life and have I really been tossed a golden path to freedom and riches? It just doesn't make sense. And yet here we are once again...

>>12324279

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE MEMES WERE TRUE

>>12324310

u missed out on currently happening biz meme moment history

>>12328926
2020 bullrun comfirmed...I can wait that long easy

Feels like Dec 2017 again

>>12324333

>>12326499
first they ignore you
then they laugh at you
then they fight you
then you just win

>fixed

>>12324330
>>https://www.docusign.com/21st-century-idea-act

The annual cost to the federal government to manage paperwork is 38.7 Billion. DLT and smartcontract automation is going to cut that by like 90% along with the man hours wasted. 6 months isn't long. This shit might really be happening.

>>12329143
Redpill: all of the larpers will unironically be proven true

>Every time link moons I get massive FOMO and wonder if my meagre stack is enough
>Every time I wish I bought more
Does this happen to anybody else?

>>12329280
absolute linklet here, i fear this every day.

>>12329280
depends on how big your stack is

>>12329280
Your stack is never enough. Started with 20k then wanted 30k now at 42k and don’t think I’ll makenit to 50k and I’m sad

that 10K sat will be a huge mental barrier... once it breaks...... we can go pee pee poo poo on the boss' desk

I tried to swinglink yesterday and today and burned about 200 Link by fomoing back in. Never again

>>12329298
Only 13k. I could probably quintuple it if I sold my shares, but I don't want to lose my life savings on a meme.

I have only 1k
just

Wills just scream blockchain. Can't forge a will that's been stamped by magical cryptography.

>>12329414
me too fren.. when it goes 10000 we still make it

>>12326239

>>12325176
Gents. Real landlord here. Will post R8 with this tripcode on new developments.
See you around.

>>12329511
Wouldn't landlord be asleep now? I heard he goes to bed at 9pm GMT

I just FOMO'd in guys, prepare for the dump.

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>>12329280
i was gearing up to buy another 20k soon and push my stack over 100k and be officially all in, but i might never hit that 6 figure mark if it keeps running. I don't want to fomo in like a chump. I may need to try and be a degenerate swing linker to hit my target but yeah linklet syndrome is real

>>12329316
Agreed, at that point I think a lot of swing traders may start to bite the bullet and buy back in at a loss. It won't be easy to crack it though, I don't think we will on this run. January 23rd might help

Yes, indeed. It is called Chainlink , where the transitory dreams of the autistic neets converge. In researching the blockchain , the autists discovered the truth of the old words: "The fiat fades and the Jews go without thrones." When Chainlink 's memes are threatened, /biz/ reeeeeeeeeeees , unearthing the old Lords of Linkies from their graves. Assblaster, Larper of the Deep. 4chan' s Shilling Legion , the Link Marines . And The overweight lord of the Big Mac Capital , Sergey the Giant.
Only, after the singularity .. the Linkies will abandon their tokens...
And the Nolinkers will rise -

Nameless, accursed anons , unfit even to be coiners.

And so it is, that autists seeketh Sergey .

>>12329611
checked

>>12329316
If you think 10k sats is a big mental barrier, wait for $10k USD.

>>12329559
I must have missed this one. July 29th was my birthday. Otherwise I've seen every single breadcrumb generally from BSing 4-10 hrs a day Lol

Fuck me I get paid tomorrow, usually around 0400. Any chance it will dip back to 0.3 so I can top off my bags to a comfy 50k?

>>12329793
No, but it might slowly creep back down there over the next few weeks.

>>12329793
Possible yes. Likely? Not much.

>>12329793

BTC might not have bottomed yet dude. If it crashes to 2k or lower link will plummet too. ~20 cents should be your buy range for link

>>12329800
Checked.
I think it's gonna crawl up until the Docusign conference. We might dump afterwards if it's a nothing burger.or we might shoot up if significant news happen. Nobody knows but insiders

>>12329472
Or marriage certificates
https://www.cryptoglobe.com/latest/2019/01/nevada-county-will-now-allow-marriage-certificates-on-blockchain/

Now if we only had a network that could read that data and send it to other smart contracts

>>12329230
tears fall down my face

>>12329611
based as fuck

How much is a 10k stack?

>>12324436
Kek I'm the maker of that meme. Feels weird man

>>12325176
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>>12328574
It's GONSER not Gosner. Like what you said when you spent all your pocket money on those link bags and daddy asked where it is, you say "it's gone, sir!". Maybe this will help you remember my name. Stop spelling his name wrong please.