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Rest in RIP. Press F to pay respects

>> No.12318374

S

>> No.12318389

fs

>> No.12318396

>>12318297
I am never buying anything from these fucks.

>> No.12318405

>>12318396
((((streaming intensifies))))

>> No.12318413

>>12318297
Id rather buy from joogle. Apple sucks that much dick.

>> No.12318420

>>12318297
rip
RIPPLE IN PORTFOLIO

All that genius so folks could hold shitcoins on a Monarch wallet app.

>> No.12318421

>>12318297
>>12318413
fuck you apple is a good company and please buy buy buy please buy mommy i bought apple stock at 232.00 mommy make it stop fucking whore plelase buy iphone mommy please.

>> No.12318466

>>12318297
Apple just added 12 emojis. How did it all go so wrong?

>> No.12318491

Since Tim The Bean Counter has been in charge Apple haven’t come up with a single idea. Fuck ‘em.

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>>12318491
no, fuck you. Apple will recover in the golden bull as soon as Buffett-sama gives the green light to the Plunge Protection Team at Goldman and Wells Fargo.

>> No.12318538

IT STARTS WITH ONE THING

>> No.12318539

S

>> No.12318556

>>12318466

You don't remember the snapchat hotdog?

>> No.12318560

>>12318518
Lol what? W H E R E A R E T H E F U C K I N G I D E A S ???

>> No.12318710

Press S.

Changed from Apple to Huawei. I'll never buy an iPhone or a mac ever again

>> No.12318792

>>12318297
what happened?

>> No.12318793

yes goy apple is dead dont buy the american company buy chinese heheh

>> No.12318805

Feel bad for those little Thai boys locked up in his basement tonight

>> No.12318810

>>12318792

bankrupt

>> No.12318864

>>12318792
Glitches

>> No.12318919

Lol Apple isn't going anywhere. Definitely going to buy the dip.

>> No.12319282

>>12318538
I DON'T KNOW WHY

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12319361

>>12318413
Pick your poison. Using relationships as a metaphor: Apple is the abusive dominant partner there to take advantage of you trying to lock you into the relationship, but will protect you from anyone else trying to harm you. Google is the on the surface seemingly nice partner, but is there to invade your privacy and will whore you out to anyone who pays them.

>> No.12319374

>>12319282
it doesnt even matter how hard i try

>> No.12319392

>>12319374
KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME

>> No.12319414

>>12319392
TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME

>> No.12319419

>>12319414
ALL I KNOW

>> No.12319428

It was so courageous to remove the headphone jack.

>> No.12319554

Time to invest in Apple stocks I guess

>> No.12319574

poorfags crying about apple being expensive, the real reason they're down is they're transitioning (against their will) into a much slower growth market now that everyone that can afford one already has an iphone. what they brought out this year was basically identical to last year, they need to get out of the yearly upgrades now that your average phone does far more than you could ever get out of it.

>> No.12319576

aet

>> No.12319579

>>12319428
They were going to release a wireless chargepad but it kept overheating.

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12319695

Damn Drumpf! We need those Foxconn employees working at full capacity! It makes our economy stronger!

>> No.12319712

>>12319695
something something eggs something basket

>> No.12319882

>>12318297
Tempted to buy at these prices.

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>>12318297

>> No.12319928

S

>> No.12319980

>imagine owning stocks from a company that hasn't innovated in 10 years

>> No.12320004

>>12319980
>Imagine criticizing biggest company of its sector while being some poor ass anon

>> No.12320017

so glad I didn't have any money for the christmas ever sale..... I'm def loading up on this sweet dip

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>>12318297
F

> tfw AAPL is 13% of the NASDAQ

>> No.12320040

LONG BITCOIN, SHORT MCDONALDS

>> No.12320068

>>12320040
Jokes on you, I get a Whopper and then go to McDonalds because their Coke tastes better.

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>> No.12320114

>>12320017
>he thinks it's a dip

>> No.12320159

>>12320068
yep, exactly my plan. just enjoy the coke smiling like a retard and short it at the same time.

>> No.12320168

>>12319980
Imagine being a crypto retard who doesn't even understand how to analyze a company's 10-K.

>> No.12320170

>>12320004
>boomer cope
by the way, the name of that company is currently Micrsofot, cuck

>> No.12320180

>>12320110
TA lines meme af

>> No.12320211

I don't support LGBTQ people

>> No.12320643

>>12318297
>While Cook focused on the impact of China, he did note in the letter that the number of people upgrading to new iPhones was "not as strong" as the company had hoped in other more developed markets.

their entire business model literally based on
>number of people upgrading to new iPhones was "not as strong" as the company had hoped

they deserve to go bankrupt, relying on the mindless over consumption of the middle class. I haven't bought a new phone in like 6 years, and no one in their right mind ever should.