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When banging a girl for the first time stop after a few strokes and ask her to take a shower. Tell her you smell poop coming from her ass. Act concerned for her health.

She now wants to impress you.

>> No.12301001

>he involves women in his life

>> No.12301005

>>12300990
thats a tranny rite

>> No.12301006

>Business & Finance

>> No.12301009

Protip:
Don't even wait till youre banging her to tell her this.
When you first meet her ask her to take a shower. Tell her you smell poop coming from her ass. Act concerned for her health

>> No.12301018

>>12301005
nope

>> No.12301028

>>12301006
Financing women.

>> No.12301036

>>12300990
I don't have sex
To put it simply, the only thing that interests me is making enough passive income to where I don't have to work anymore
and after I've achieved that goal I'm going to make it my life's work to accelerate a collapse in the west so we can have a racial holy war in my life time

>> No.12301040
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>>12300990
You're never going to make it Anon if you're having sex with women.

>> No.12301044

>>12301036

I'm an atheist because I'm not a moron.

>> No.12301053

>>12301018
face looks like a dude why you posting her? smelly ass?

>> No.12301061

>>12301044
you're a dumb nigger
delete this thread

>> No.12301094

>>12300990
Unironically have done this without trying to achieve anything, but just because it actually smelled like poop.

Also have unironically fucked a girl doggy style for like 45m while totally plastered and her asshole smelling like shit the entire time. Prob woulda came in 15m if not for the smell.

>> No.12301202

>>12301036
fucking based anon. i am doing the same. godspeed

>> No.12301286

>>12300990
The hooker I lost my virginity to had a smelly asshole. My boner was dead after 10 minutes of doggy style fucking. Worst $100 spent ever.

>> No.12301299

>>12301061

how's jesus doing? lol.

>> No.12301317
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12301317

i dont want to bang a poopy butt gf

>> No.12301863

>>12301036
Based and apocalypsepilled

>> No.12301887
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>>12301317

>> No.12302046

>>12301040
BASED QLA BOT

>> No.12302224

>>12301036
how exactly are you going to accelerate a collapse in the west?

>> No.12302270

>Hey ladies, your asshole is smelly tonight
>Then walk away

>> No.12302380

>>12301009
*sniff sniff* is that eggs my dear?

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>>12301317

Pearls before swine.

>> No.12302434

>>12300990
>fisher-price rocker bed
top kek, how old is your son/daughter?

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>>12301040
>women
anon, I...

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>>12302224
he’s going to watch his white mom, gf, and sister slowly getting blacked over years by some local jamal and then unabling to cope heroing himself in the car garage

>> No.12302460

I used to date a girl who was diagnosed with crohns...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

>> No.12302469

>>12301036
Same dubs

>> No.12302471

>>12301009
Pro tip:
When chatting up a girl on Tinder stop and ask her to take a shower. Tell her you can smell poop coming from her ass through the way she's texting. Act concerned for her health

>> No.12302617

>>12301009
That doesn't make sense at all.

>> No.12302633

>>12302452
holy shit is that arianna? looks like a regular middle eastern hooker

>> No.12302676

>>12302460
Top kek

>> No.12303857

>>12302471
lol

>> No.12303860

>>12300990
Tell her you are sorry and that she's never been more attractive and that you can't even visualize a future without her in it. Tell her this looking into her eyes, then move around back of her to start rubbing her shoulders and neck. Make sure you get your fingers into her hair and scalp. Kiss the back of her neck gently and the top of her head one time each. Keep the conversation going. Compliment every body part you touch. Work your way down her shoulders to her upper arms, still massaging. Bring your hands down and hold her firmly with both hands on her ribs, just below her boobs. Tell her you love the way her mind works and compliment her personality. Tell her she lights up every room.

She is probably disarmed now. You could do whatever you want with her now.

You're welcome

- Chad

>> No.12303877 [DELETED] 

>>12301036
based and redpilled

>> No.12303884 [DELETED] 

>>12302460
lmao

>> No.12303896

>>12300990
Is amazon advertising a baby chair? Is that for your GFs son OP?

>> No.12303901

>>12303860
Cringe

>> No.12303920

>>12303860
>tell her you want her to keep your balls in her purse
>tell her that hou'd be super duper psyched if she let's you have them back sometimes for enough good boy points.
Wow.

>> No.12303948

>>12301036
Based and asexualpilled

>> No.12304048

>>12301036
same but I have a personal braphog to keep my mind clear

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>>12301036
Collapse of the West will destroy your passive income though.

>> No.12304156

>>12304119
"passive"

>> No.12304261

>>12304119
Yeah, but once the west collapses you won't need an income, it will become a free for all.

>> No.12304749

>>12302270
Kekked so fucking hard
>>12301036
Actually based
>>12301044
Atheists are the most braindead degenerate NPCs on the face of the planet.
>>12302460
A woman who doesn't shit has all of that building up inside her. Did you really fall for the BRAP meme?

>> No.12304816

>>12301036
based

>> No.12304822

>>12301036
10/10

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>>12300990

>> No.12305223

>>12300990
insider here.
i actually know what alts will pump in 2019-2021
talking about antshares levels of gains btw

>> No.12305307

>>12301036

Roths are already doing this, you're wasting your time retard.

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>>12301036

We are in this together, lads!