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Will 2019 be an improvement over last year /biz/?
roll
>>12291739Things will only get worse from here on out.
will do all of the above regardless of digits.
Rolling
huh
>>12291739roll
Uh
>>12291739Trips pls
leaving doomer mode
>>12291777OHNONONONONONO
Pls be trips
>>12291739rolling for consideration
dubs get motherfucker
>>12291739Give me dubs right now
rolling for gf
Sweating intensely
>>12291739>Wasting time in churchAbsolute yikes
>>12291739please god 3 or 6
>>12291739Tribs plz
Roll
>>12291739I'm spooked
Rolo
>>12291739rolling
Good luck me
>>12291833AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
>going to church>an improvement
>>12291739Hohoho
I actually like this one. Rollin
>>12291739Think I'll be dead soon.
>>12291854I don’t literally believe anything in the Bible, but damn do I feel good after going to a good church service. The Bible is one of the best self help books ever written. Also roll
Rolling2019 has to be my year. If its not, it's probably my last on Earth
>>12291739Rolling for church. Only prayers can save me.
hope i get trips
>>12291739Roll
>>12291739Rollan
>>12291739here we fucking go
Well let’s see what 19 has in store
>>12291739rolliping
>>12291739Fuck it. Roll.Please let me stay on 4 Chan.
>>12291739fuckin lets do this
>>12291914I’ve already been on nofap for 5 years. Yawn.
>>12291918Fuck
>>12291739not gonna do it anyway desu
Lol, rollan
>>12291739Rolling
>>12291739rolling but not gonna do any of this dumb shit anyway
>>12291739Rollen
>>12291936Ok I’m leaving
>>12291739Rolling comrades
rollin but planning on doing most of these
Rolling ma dudes
>>12291739we leaving self loathing and crippling isolation behind in 2018; in 2019 we goin to church
>>12291739Like I'd ever go to church
>>12291739roll, except im 100% not gonna do:0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, dubs
>>12291994fuck
2019 and people still go to church..
>>12291739Kek have mercy, do I even roll?
>>12291739no...
>>12292007Yes and it's for you to repent sinner
>>12292017Lord have mercy, I'm a changed man.
Pls be 3 or 6
>>12291739Already will stop using 4chan but roll
>business and finance
>>12291739Please free me from this shithole
>>12291739let's see.
>>12291739Doing the needful
>>12292048A whole year, is this even possible? I have masturbated once a day at least, usually more, since I was 13 and the days that I didn’t masturbate I made up for by masturbating more the next day Is there even hope for a hopeless addict like me?
>>12292051fuck it, no jerking off. just sex. well see how long i last
>>122917391,4,8 - cancer and wet dreams arent improvement0,2,9 -good advice for people who don't know what to do with their money and time.3,6 - cutting of hive mind - ignorance is strength5- bring one pathetic loser in your life each month .. get ride of them next 2 years .. . you should carefully choose with whom you spend your time , dont rush it7. -eat shit
>>12292057and church every Sunday? got it
>>12291753>>12291756>>12291786>>12291803>>12291836>>12291846>>12291876>>12291916>>12291926>>12291946>>12292036>>12292046so long, space cowboy
erl
>>12291739what is dubs anons? sorry just came from reddit. this board looks rotten 3rd world
>>12291739>Going to church as a sign of posturingIt was that attitude that ruined the church and cause so many youths to leave in the first place. Replace church with fitness, and dont go unless you're genuinely interested.
>>12292074go back
>>12292054dont fall for the meme. Once every fortnight or every week should be fine
This will be my Choosing Roll
>>12292084Oof, I got no fapAt least I can do that one thoughLikely would kill myself after failing any of the other ones (besides church, that's a bit too easy)
>>12291739But OP all of these options are fucking lame.>Nofap>Ask out a girlI fap because I don't want to be romantically involved with vapid thots (which is all women) even though I'm sexually attracted to them. And my dislike of women runs so deep now that the thought of bringing them pleasure fills me with disgust.Also fapping helps you avoid testicular cancer>stop using 4chanWell this one might be okay, but I'm already working on my projects more than 60hrs a week. I only come here and occasionally stop by /r9k/ to laugh at people who actually desire to be with women instead of just ignoring all thots and being happy. It makes me feel even better about my decisions.>Make one new friend each monthPointless>Go to church...Atheist. Can't believe it's almost 2019 and people still believe in this bullshit. Better off treating LotR as holy books and making a religion off of that - better writing than your shitty ass bible>So what exactly are you going to do with no gf and no friends?Enjoy my life the way I fucking want to without other people shitting it up all the time. I'm tired of NPCs ruining my good times.
roll nigga
>>12291739following these steps is not an improvement you fucking cuck.
Help build the projects that interstate you and contribute to the future of tomorrow you wanthttps://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVgHappy NY
>>12291739Roll. I wonder what the numbers say.
>>12292149>Help build the projects that interstate you>interstate you
>>12291739I had to click on 4 traffic lights for this answer
>>12291739Niggerszzzzz
Rolling for 3 or 6, all for the best.
No
>>12291739Gibs
rolling.
Reeeeeerrrollllllllllllllllllllll
lets see
>>12291739I already planned to do nofap/noporn, I almost have my shuts together but this damn habit is just sticking with me.Stopping video games was easy as shit compared to that.The problem is that there are stimuli absolutely EVERYWHERE.
>>12291739Give me a gf
>>12292110It's prostate cancer not testicular cancer you uncultured nigger, besides it's a meme like all studies without meta analysis.
we're all gonna make itpls no nofap
>>12291777
>>12291739>Church>ImprovementIf you pay to listen to common sense ethics cut with lies, you are never gonna make it. Cuckpilled.
rolling
rolllerino bitch lasagna
>>12291739>make one new friend each monthyikes.
Rolll
rollan
rolling, I can't make new friends.
Thread for people who ain't gonna make it.
>>12291739Rollerniggerino
>>12292416Thank god. Fuck this shit site.
>>12291739rollerino
rolling. how to make 1 new friend every month tho?
>>12292430got a gf already so that's done. rerolling for great justice.
lets rooll boooiiiiorigerinanananiaaonmi
I don't think I could do any of thoseroll
>>12291739mhm
>>12292491>1suka blyat
Here we go
Here we go again...
>>12292500Looks like this is my last day on 4chan
>>12291739Fucking rolling
Dab
Roll for my future
>>12292595Guess I am going to have 12 new friends by the end of 2019.
Will we drop less than 75 percent from here? Hmm. At this point I don't care as long as I can play the trend.
>>12291994Hohoho hahahahaha this picture fucking kekked matey
>>12292614>nofap the entire yearWell it looks like this is the year I start finding local prostitutes.
>>12291777where do you think you're going? you're here forever, loser.
>>12291739Roll for trips
Trips get
LOL
>>12292638Fuck, that’s the worst...
>>12292643Heh, almost got dubs.Bye anons. See You in 2020
>>12291739rollong
>>12291739Rolling to do half or less of what is got
>>12291739
>>12291739Roll.
surprise me..
Rollin
Rollan
>"new" year optimismI'm still trapped in 2010 timeloop kek
>>12291739How the fuck do you make one new friend each month? You literally can't. High school/college was the last place where you could actually make friends and if you left there without any you will never be in an environment again where making friends happens naturally. And even then, most of them will be occasional you won't ever see again when you leave school.I hate this attitude of "just make friends" it is literally impossible. I don't consider my colleagues as "friends" and don't wish to ever see them after fucking leaving the corporate building. So what's left? Gym? I do all my reps solo and apart from the "hi sup" I have no contact with anyone there. I'm not even autistic or anything, just think that the game is entirely rigged in favor of those who made friends early on and sticked with them. Once you are 25 you won't make new friends, I promise you.
>>12291739>>12291739yes
>>12291739Gib dubs
>>12291739We all end up as doomers.
>>12291739Let's goAlso link 1000usd eoy. In a few hours.
>>12292977I'm jewish what to?
>>12291739Hit it mofo
pls
rollin'
>>12292999checked
>>12292999>999ayyy
>>12293004>cries
>>12291739Rolling for trips
>>12291739Hoping for 3 or 6
>>12291762truly wish you the best of luck and happiness
>>12293023Yusss made it. Fuck you faggots, I’m off. See you never, also happy new year. I hope you’ll make it, whatever that might be
FUCK IT.I'm rolling. Whatever I get I will 100% follow through on.
>>12293033Welp it was nice knowing you frens. I'll never forget the amazing threads we shared and the amazing memes that we all created together. Looks like I am now on the path to normiedom.
>>12291739I don't want to do any of those things. Quitting 4chan is probably a good idea though, it's like a drug addiction in its ability to keep me away from life.
>>12293040Don’t forget you are on 4channel, not 4chan, so you are good, anon
Rollolo trollolo
1,4,8 please
>>12293089switching anime wife every week will be hard since I really love my current wife but fine, I'll do it. It's only like 52 weeks anyway.
Rolllllling
>>12291739Pajeeeets
>>12293126The kek has spoken, all pajeets, stop using 4chan now.
>nofap entire yearbad idea, your body WILL force emissions while you sleep.
>>122917390-9 find a unicorn7 kys christian cuck
>>12293152Or just go out and get laid...
here we go originoloeoeol
>>12293155>just go out and get laid
come on 3,6. Plz let me leave!
>>12291739I could go to Church of Satan.
>>12291739will it?
Go.
>>12291739fml
>>12291739Let's roll and see
>>12291739rooolll
>>12291739fuck it im rolling
>>12293411tapping out
yeah
>>12293449>>ask out a girl
>>12291739rall
>>12291739rol
>>12291739rolu
>>12291739if i fall for the travel meme, maybe. spend all my shekels that ive saved over this year
>>12293623>stop browsing 4chancant promise that im afraid
>>12291739rollin
>>12291739I already have a gf, am almost nofap (from 3x a day to like 2x a month). So let’s roll
>>12291739Rolling for anything but 5
Bump
>>12293710reroll, i got a gf
>>12293666SweetAlso: roll
R
Rollool
>>12291739Church is for faggots
Check em
>>12291739r
>>12291739Trips pls Satan
>>12293911Fuck
>>12291739let's see where this lead
Rolling please let me quit this fucking site
>>12293924Ok, what's the plan? Should I destroy my dick before midnight?
>>12291739anything but 3&6 please..
Fuck it roll
>>12293935>Fuck it rollWhat are friends and how do i make them.... Asking for a friend
Guess I'll roll
>>12293997Well, shit. Im muslim. 2019 gonna be weird.
>>12291739oh jesus, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
rollin
Please no
Why am I even rolling
>>12291739roll....
>>12291739rawlan
Maybe, just maybe
>>12291739just make new friends? how?ask out a girl? where do i find these girls to ask?
>>12291739Suck my dick and call me. No seriously call me afterwards, please
Roll for trips
Rollerini
i need jesus
>>12294432Jesus a 2 is what I needed so bad. Now time to make it happen...
>>12294443Hardmode: no dating apps allowed
ROLL
>>12294461Maybe I’ll transition into that but I need to start slow and learn how to communicate with women
I'm scared
>>12294470well then
>>12291739Rollin.
Roll ! Have a great prosperous 2019
>>12291739WITNESS ME
>>12291739Also:Cut out alcoholDo intermittent fastingDo low carb/high fat+protein diet (Atkins, Keto, Paleo, Carnivore - whatever)Lots of low intensity exercise (WALK at least a few miles a day and build up gradually)Weights at least twice a week=Loose fat super quickly.
>>12294324bump
>>12291739roll for 3 or 6
>>12291739rolllllll
>>12291739i lost too much money. i am profitable now
>>12291739give me dubs
>>12291739Roll big dog
>>12291739not doing 0,2,9,5,7, or dubs
>>12294766And he lived happily ever after.
Roll. Already have a gf though.
>>12291739rull
>>12291739Lets do this
>>12291739time to rollolo
>>12291739Please, 3 or 6, set me free
>>12292329>Pay>Not going for the sacraments >Lies
Rolllll
This year will actually be different
I guess.
For 7 gets that don't want to leave the house I can recommend the church of Monero that conducts mass once per week. Besides that I recommend Christianity.
>>12291739roool
>>12291739please 3,6