/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12277861
im unironically santojey

pickpocketing

my parents

>>12277861

government

I'm a legal professional criminal

>>12277861
shit nigga im broke

>>12277861
Waiting for non yielding shitcoins to moon

>>12277912
>>12277924
this

>>12277861
>parents
>job
>dividends

shit ass business where I wagecuck myself

I scam /biz/

I create erc20 tokens with the same name as real tokens and post forkdelta links to where people can buy it

I then samefag threads using airplane mode to fetch a new IP so it looks like 50 different people on biz are buying it

I'm up over 50 ETH

>>12277861
I have probably at least 5 sources, dividends, rentals, debt, a job, business income, etc.

>>12277861
I'm renting out two flats, living in one. The two flats that I'm renting pay for the loan for all three flats.

The hardest part was to get the loans to buy those, as I'm not living in USA so they're not giving them away like candies. But if you're in USA and are not retarded, that's what you should immediately do.

My braaaap barn is highly profitable.

>>12277861
>is
are

>>12277861
A concrete box and some internet robots.

I'm a lounge musician. I play dad rock at 2 AM for tweakers in casinos as they come down. Unglamorous but pretty awesome as I have no boss, my coworkers are my friends/bandmates and it's low stress work. I produce music for artists and TV on the side. Broke as a joke, waiting for link to moon fuck.

>>12279660
how'd you get into that anon?

>>12278144
>debt
>a source of income

wat

>>12279669
I dropped out of college in 2009 because I knew I wanted to do music. I spent years playing the shittiest bars known to man, building my repertoire and learning how to please a crowd, really just paying dues and finally my band and I got in with an agency which bretty much guarantees work. I grew up in Reno NV so the casino nightlife/entertainment culture is close to me so it's a good place for a performer to build chops. Also really lucky my bandmates are so dedicated (read: otherwise useless to society) so we have a strong team and performing is easy and fun.
I've taught myself production in the mean time so I'm able to record other artists and have had a few TV placements with original music, which just came from cold emailing a ton.
It's purely self motivated work but I'd rather risk the uncertainty of tomorrow's work instead of the certainty of having to see a boss/coworker I hate.

I resell Darknet synthetic THC vape juice as weed vape juice to a big time dealer i used to buy weed off. He buys around 40 10ml vials off me per week. I pay about $10 per vial. Hes buys them off me for $60, and resells them for $150. They sell like crazy where i live.

Fuck Off TAI LOPEZ

Buying fake china replica supreme box logos for $20 ea off a pro replica maker in china. I then proceed to sell them for $200-$1500, its literally a free 75x if i get lucky. Probably the most harmless scams in existence because they look 100% real. Buyer has no idea its fake and people looking at said shirt on street have no idea its fake. The key is too give them a little bit of wrinkles and perceived wear/usage and market it as 8/10 good condition, allowing the buyer to have the perception that its been worn

>>12279847
nice one

Computer tech at a miner hosting facility. Still a wage cuck tho. Sometime I enjoy my job, it's not hard and pays decently. Also trade crypto when I have money to play with but not too seriously.

>>12279729
anon is doing the same thing as a bank, most likely a friend or co worker who can't get a loan by themselves

betting on sports games with ETH. I've found a way to profit consistently, but it's only change money each week. Still, I'm proud of how I figured it out

>>12280165
Mining is still profitable...which coins?

>>12279787
Disgusting. Is it possible to tell the difference? I tried oils once and it tasted like a battery.

I pretend to be a woman to get free chaturbate tips. Easiest existence ever.

Srsly this is an actual woman with wide shoulders. Thots get easy income from loser chinks and Twitch protects them based on gender alone.

>>12277861
crypto mining (250x gpu/multiple fpga)
movie stream site
selling cracked accounts(netflix,spotify)
porn blog
scamming otc crypto
ebay flipping

Shilling bros on biz the next big exchange for Americans only.
This new exchange gives you $25 for signing up and me $25 for referring you using the link below:
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(US CITIZENS ONLY!)

>>12277861
>My business
>Rental real estate
>Consumer loan portfolio

Astronaut

>>12277861
I had a pretty big stream of piss exit my penis earlier after I checked the btc price charts, if that counts

>>12279787
Hows he selling them for $150? That's crazy

>>12277861
My stream of income is this new exchange that gives you $25 for signing up and me $25 for referring you using the link below:
https://www.investvoyager.com/?campaignId=IgkZTDBo_5cbZH9eKadUUkUew2A&referralCode=98LCWJr&code=ILUVBTC
(US CITIZENS ONLY!)

>>12278054
>all that work for only 50 ETH
jesus, you really are a pajeet

>>12279787

>>12279660
Crown?

>>12277861

>>12277861
LBO's