/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12023
invest it in bitcoin
bitcoin is the future

buy dogecoin

invest it in dogecoin
dogecoin is the future

invest it in feathercoin
feathercoin is the future

Set aside money to pay bills for the next 2 years, set aside an extra $10,000 to spend on whatever the fuck I need on top of the bills (if my water pipes burst or some shit, car breaks down/is totaled, you know)

Spend $1000 on lottery tickets
Put the rest in savings.

invest it in fedoracoin
fedoracoin is the future

>>12054
lol @ this sheep buying lottery tickets or "paying bills" instead of investing in litecoin

I'd give it to the most trusted name in financial planning

The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Method Man

pay moot to sticky my meme to /biz/
pic is meme

Invest in DOGE.
>>12125
>no pic
Guess someone's going to lose their money.

>>12023
Buy the Cleveland Browns

>>12178
and then I would go on a drug bender with the leftover cash

>>12117
>he included my boy and the underrated Ugod

you ok dog

Bitcoins are the future

500k in stocks and bonds
200k in safe interest based savings
300k in a house for myself

Short bitcoin, bitcoin is the past

>>12023

I'd leave the army and go to college.

>>12140
but that is the meme
and it already has been stickied
...nothing

wow that was really inspirational, I turned it into a quote

>>12187
the problem with digital currency is that it'll be like star wars where your purchase places get severely limited because no one will take republican credits except the republic thats being destroyed.

>>12117

>>12298

Once we start a 4chan cup team, we get the entirety of the Wu Tang clan, living or dead.

>>12277
is that the best fucking analogy you could come up with?

Three or four buy to let properties, refurbish them then let them out until the market recovers then sell.

The rest I would buy my own house with. So, four/five Houses and kept the left over 100K or so.

This is assuming I am allowed GBP.

>>12367
nah, its true even dave chappelle was tryin to warn us about it sayin how he 'liked them greenbacks'

you can't buy pussy and weed with digital dollars

speaking of immigrants

>tfw a mexican customers, who speak zero english, bother you at work and treat you like a retard for not speaking spanish

invest in LGBTcoin
LGBTcoin is the future.

Buy, restore, and sell classic Japanese cars.

spread it on banks for incredibly low interest.
now if I had a billion- a quarter of a trillion I'd do some neat things.

Buy a couple of goatmeal franchises.

i'd save them,if i end up being unemployed,i can use that Million to stay afloat until i get a new job,and of course,do not spend lots of money on pointless stuff

go back to college, major in computer science and a whole bunch of other shit, go back in style, never have to work for the next 8 years while im there, buy a bmw, and buy a house there on campus. by the time i graduate i can make 600k a year working for google or something

ur mum

u r rekt u kunt

Either buy 1 million $1 hooker bots or 1000 $1,000 hooker bots

>>13047
>not 1 $1 milly hooker bot

wow you dont even know where swag begins do you?

>>13211
But it's only 1 hooker bot. That hooker bot would get boring after a while.

>>13251
its a milly dog the fuck you on

can't get bored with a milly

>>13262
>can't get bored with a milly
I don't know that feel because I've never had $1m

Invest all of it. 50/50 stocks and bonds. Enjoy my 8% annualized gains. Live off $100k per year in profits. Never work again.

>>13270
>he hasn't even made his first milly

WHAT A SCRUB

>>12384
>living somewhere you could buy 4 properties with $1m

>>13320
Give me my first milly

>>13332
In some areas you can buy nice houses for under 250k.
In some areas you can buy a shit tier house for 400k

Depends where you want to live.

>>12023
invest in low cost index funds

>>13344
I don't believe in handouts. That's the difference between you and I, and why I'm on top of the world and you're scrounging for pennies on the sidewalk

>>13350
Based Index bro

I'd start a manga website, then 900k for leisure

live as a neet for 1k/month for my next 83 years

>>12023
I'd shave off that ridiculous mustache and mullet, then I'd get some nicer clothes, and I would take a trip around the world to buy dogecoins.