/biz/ - Business & Finance

By God the mans right

>>12265274
thank you

>>12265228

truth

Nah fresco is a good meme and I’m gonna continue to post him daily to remind other wagies there’s more to life than slaving away for Jews

Im salaried and my job is very acceptable, im happy and do not dread ever going into work. I essentially make my own hours too

>>12265601
nobody on this board has a forced smile, fresco means nothing

>>12265649
What are you talking about? I force myself to smile at my coworkers lame jokes and sports ball stats all the time. Sure I’d like to tell them to just be quiet but anyone with half a brain realies you need to learn to interact with people and that requires putting on a persona some of the time which I believe fresco sums up nicely.

>>12265690
>which I believe fresco sums up nicely.
youve no idea how a good meme works, youve no idea why the smug frog or emotionless wojak are read by people, until you learn your fresco will never hit home.
nobody on here is fresco, fresco implies nothing

>>12265690
I apporve this. I have to force a smile therefore I live an inauthentic life. >>12265228 just like you say. I would get fired if I don't smile for a month or so.

>>12265228
I kind of like him. I see echoes of him in the faces of my employees everyday. Well, every day that I can’t get a tee time and have to interact with their sorry asses.

Get back to work.

>>12265899
>I would get fired if I don't smile for a month or so.
Holy shit, is this what life in burgerland is really like?

>>12265620
nice mane, what industry ?

Imagine seeing fresco and having to cope so badly you post this thread

>>12266051
>thinking anything about fresco is triggering
this thread is a lesson for fresco posters.
so far the greatest insight into the life of the wagie fresco shows us is
>traffic jams are bad
>being an employee is bad
theres zero nuance to it, its akin to the jokes on a us sitcom with canned laughter.

pic related means nothing to most of us but its suicide fuel to young women, especially those who have had abortions.
got to know who youre targetting

>>12266134
Holy shit imagine coping so hard you unironically compare your viewing of fresco as being as traumatic as a pregnant woman viewing an aborted fetus

>>12265601
>>12265690
It's not your fault

wagecucked wojak >>>>>>>>> fresco

>>12265882
You're retarded, every wagecuck is Fresco

Fresco is for normies trying to "lol"

>>12266232
Not everyone here is an illiterate migrant working at McDonald’s

>>12266258
Don’t tell him, he is trying so hard to avoid confronting the reality of fresco im worried he’ll become schizophrenic when he realizes who he most resembles

>>12266209
if you want to meme something, the people looking at it have to relate.
forced smile fresco only exists in theory, cause everyone hates traffic jams amirite LOL!
wojak is real, theres millions of people wagecucking quietly that want something more, not pretending everythings ok

>>12265228
i like fresco, it's exactly how i feel at work

>>12266384
I mean yea we can probably come up with something better but fresco is all us white collar wagies have at the moment. The red face and bloodshot eyes/forced smile legitimately capture my sentiments of working in an office environment wasting the days away. I’m all ears if you have something better, I really don’t get why you hate on him so much other than that you probably don’t work in an office environment so you can’t relate to it as much as pepe or wojack.

why do burgers have to smile all the time?

to me, fresco works because he translates the bursting rage that is present underneath all the corporate friendliness. Shit has been getting worse for 20 years, and everyone is trying to keep it together and still pretend to be friendly, but underneath is an explosion of anger and brewing heart-attacks or ulcers. That's what common society feels like when I look at it. But if you guys need to stay stuck with your wojacks, then fine. I won't try to stop you. But fresco is a nice combo of wojack--dead inside--and pink wojack, exploding with anger.

>>12266451
The customer is always right!

Seriously... why does fresco trigger some of you snowflake faggots so much?

Does it hit a little too close to home?

ive been here 10+ years and Fresco is one of the best memes in recent years

now fuck off

>>12265228
Fresco straight up looks like the faces I see in the endless rows of cubicles at work. It’s uncanny.

>>12265228
Fresco is the Normie beta wagecuck

ITT: people who are mad they didn't come up with the idea for Fresco themselves

Fresco is a hard worker. Fresco always meets his deadlines. Fresco is a model employee for everyone at /biz/ Corp. The board would be a better place if all of you Wojacks were more like Fresco. Who am I? Funny you should ask...

I love coffee because coffee is good.

>>12266438
>I mean yea we can probably come up with something better
we might, r9k wont, youve no idea who it is you think youre trying to trigger.
wojak works because people see themselves in him, nobody sees themselves in fresco, its pretty straight forward

>>12267392
I see myself in Fresco

now you got BTFO

>>12267028
You fuck off

>>12267392
I 100% see myself as pic related when I’m trying to read Ebooks or pretend to be working while my coworkers babble on about how the orange man is bad or whatever else is reevent in pop culture

Stop posting fresco and get back to work wagie!

Fresco is a meme for us wagechads, poor little cuckneets would never understand and thats why they are so butthurt by it. Because its an "in" joke that they can't be in on. The pathetic cuckneet cries for his nuggies when he doesn't get what he wants, his mental age is that of an infant...

>>12267539
>whatever else is reevent in pop culture
every post itt is evidence enough that those pushing fresco as a meme for wagecucks are just guessing about what pisses people off.
>endless rows of cubicles
>coffee LMAO
etc
its just sitcom tier guessing at whats funny. if you knew anything youd know that wagies are more triggered by concepts like the length of their life or shit that happened to them in work 10 years ago, the emotionless glaze of wojak is who you really meet, the mindless 'babble of coworkers' day to day sort of thing washes over them like a bad fart.

>>12267179
I actually like the coffee fresco

>>12265228
>most of us have been on the same journey as wojak over the years and are virtually dead inside, having had to face countless setbacks in work, business, with women, with friends and family even, people who are dead inside do not force an exaggerated smile to pretend their life is amazing, they are lost and see no point.

I don't know what fresco is but this hit home. I've experienced all of these setbacks in recent years. And I've been counting on crypto to pull through for me so that I could finally start living the rest of my life. But 2018 has completely destroyed me (or at least seriously set me back), not only in an objective sense, but also mentally/spiritually. I feel increasingly dead inside.

And I'm not even (that much of) a loser, conventionally speaking. I can only imagine what it's like for literal kissless hugless virgins.

Hold me bros.

>>12267855
>I don't know what fresco is but this hit home
fresco is the ugly red trollface that other people think biz wagies are, they think people go about their days pretending to be happy, they think the trivial little shit matters.

the rest of us know better, its just part of a bigger life thats slipped away somehow, turning us into empty glaze wojaks

>>12265601
Based

fresco is more like a zoomer meme describing wagies who haven't become quite dead inside yet to not want to keep up the facade.

>>12267747
its a fucking picture. fresco is more for people who laugh at wagies who are trying to "make it"

>>12267949
Yeah that thing is retarded.
>tfw also wearing same UA hoodie every single day

>>12268044
>its a fucking picture.
youre right, fresco is just a picture
pic related isnt just a picture

>>12265690

>>12267028
It’s a lazy palette swap that’s just riding pepe’s coat tails. It could never stand on its own.

As someone who got out of the lame office $100k+/yr engineering job and took a huge paycut to become self employed, the fresco meme is a good reminder that I made the right choice. Theres no way I could go back to that stale fake corporate america office bs environment. I was miserable being fresco.

>>12265228
whoa there commie that's a lot of calories for a cheat day. what's your fridgefolio look like?

>>12268638
You doing freelance engineering work or some meme shit like drop shipping?

>>12268670
Close guess. I do consulting gigs as an engineer and flipping things on eBay/mercari/craigslist

>>12268638
please post more stories describing exactly why fresco is so relatable that nobody even considered before reading this thread about why wojak works

>>12268701
So basically the same shit I’m trying to do. Help a nigga out with some advice, where’d you drum up engineering customers? Old work contacts or did you put an ad out somewhere?

You got any rental properties?

>>12265228
kek at the beta males who don't make 100k+/y with their own biz

If you've ever had a job, you're a beta male. Alpha males like me run their own biz since before 18.

>>12267679
>wagechads
No such thing as wagechads. Being a wagie is the definition of being a beta male. An alpha male would never work for another man.

>mfw somebody posts oc fresco

>>12265228
>taling like wojak is some character
fuck off with your shitty nigger reddit memes

>>12267855

Cheer up. You got dubs.

>>12267949

"Happiness = Reality - Expectations"