/biz/ - Business & Finance

Just imagine being that woman. Trading your body for pieces of paper called cash to let that fat landmass man child put his paws all over you

>>12255992
Sergay spending the Link ico funds

>>12255992

>>12256046
>woman

>>12256052
KEK

>>12256046
>put his paws all over you
I think you mean, for him to fart and shit in your face.

>>12256046
Sorry man, that's a thai trap

>>12255992
Meanwhile I am an average to slightly above average guy (depending on how well I dress etc that day) and I consider myself lucky if I get friendzoned by a landwhale.

>>12256106
Just checked out the shoulders, I can see why you'd be confused but that's all woman

>>12256046
If I'd be a hot bitch, I'd do it too, would whore myself to the higher bidder all the time. Easy money.

>>12255992
v nice of you to take a pic that 4channel compatible

>>12256052
Were gonna need a shop of that

>>12255992
we were just talking about this.
glad to see 33+ boomer Chad fucking 19 year old thots

>>12255992
>>12256346

>>12256208
keked

>>12256046
They see themselves as massage therapists, but for your cock. They enjoy sex inasmuch as a chef enjoys food.

>>12255992
Imagine the fucking smell.

>>12256260
gotchu senpai

>>12256569
My man! that was the face shot I was envisioning

>>12256046
I don't have to imagine. it happened.

>>12256569
KEK

>>12256170
that's a picture of two dudes.

>>12256046
that's what women are for...it's what they do. might as well just say "imagine being a woman"

>>12256046

A lot of prostitutes are legit nympho's tho anon. A lot of them actually like the job they are doing.

j

>>12256071
I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY

A lot of women find that body type attractive. I know its hard for KV autists to understand.

>>12256159
>)
There is no such thing as friendzone.

>>12256569

>>12258178
>huff*puff*
>attempts to sit up
>huff*
>wipes sweat out of eyes at the exertion of sitting up
>opens bag of cheetos
>fat is beautiful

>>12255992
what place is this anon?

>>12256569

>>12256733
thats simply false lmao

>>12259038
not the type of whores you frequent fren

>>12256569

>>12256569
The memes are worth so much more than any crypto lmao

>>12259163
>it's 2025
>chainlink has smashed through the $100 trillion dollar mark
>oldfag anons have been staking since day one and even 3rdworlders who browsed /biz/ in 2017/18 are now in the global .001%
>millions of people kick themselves for no knowing about chainlink as every single MNC on the globe has to purchase LINK tokens every day just to run a competitive business
>retail investing faggots think to themselves 'if only I knew about LINK back then'
>some faggot r*dditor starts googling through the 4chan archives
>sees this thread
>realizes he threw his life away playing nintendo switch and working some faggot ass software development job and getting just'd in 'safe' equities
>sobs to himself knowing he'll never make it because he spent all his time circlejerking about drumpf instead of joining the 4th industrial revolution

>>12256046
>implying the woman is the one to pity
fuckin npc i swear....

>>12259163
It because you are stinky linkie

>>12259246
Praise kek. Coming to this scammy Mongolian bait and tackle forum is finally going to pay off.

>>12259038
>t. wk plebbitor
of course it's true you faggot, we aren't in 1754 when whores had to suck dicks for 3 shillings to survive. The today's thots just make millions and love sex. Big daddy gubment is here to throw money at all the ones who don't want to prostitute themselves.
Never the life have been so easy for prostitutes : you can't shame them, they are post-feminists libtards heroes, they make milions, they chose their customers and half of them are so lonely and deprived of love they just want a cuddle but still pay as much as if they fucked them, they declare nothing to the IRS, they have the easiest job on earth....

fuck off you fucking cuck.

>>12258178
I see where you're going with this but the guy is
> manlet
> w narrow shoulders

>>12256046
women aren't people anon

>>12256052
yep literally

>>12256106
Even better.

>>12256634
What is that pic?

>>12260093
It kind of looks like a foot

>>12259246
when chainlink is dead with no volume in 2 years, i hope it can at least live on in meme form

>>12255992
took me so long to figure out how this photo was taken.
>wheres the camera

>>12255992

Fucking killin it man. Good for you.

>>12256569
ladyboy needs adelyn's face

>>12256046
>getting money to do the one thing people universally like doing except it’s with an ugly fuck
boo fucking hoo
Imagine being that guy who has to pay for sex. That’s way worse.

That "girl" is pretty gross. Look at those fucking hips and ass or lack of ass. Gross, needs some meat on her

>>12260695
>pointy elbows wouldnt bang

>>12260140
literally huh

how couldn't you see it

>>12260743
I mean I would still bang her if she is actually a girl but still has a gross bony ass.

>>12260804
thought it was from a movie.

>>12256046
i bet you would love to imagine being that woman, cuck

>>12260140
the camera is the 3rd thing I saw.. it's right in the middle..

>>12256569
KEK

>>12255992
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>12258178
Not a lot, very few, but also not like that. They're into bearmode, not beermode.

>>12256046
it's an open market, bitch

>>12255992
poor girl.

>>12256569

>>12256046
>
he/ she seems happy enough.

>>12261145
used to be 2.50 my nibba

Hopefully you used Flex Seal for protection

>>12256733
Having been with and hung out with a lot this is false. They like sex but they do not like work.

>>12262248
is that him in the op?

>>12256569
Based 69 check, epic

>>12260532
Second this

>>12256569
Based serge

>>12256502
>They see themselves as massage therapists, but for your cock. They enjoy sex inasmuch as a chef enjoys food.
But imagine if chefs had to eat their guest's cooking

>>12264118
Gobble Gobble

>>12264118
my gf makes a better steak than gordon ramsey but the faggot would never admit it. he would make faces and pretend it's shit.