/biz/ - Business & Finance

Reminder that you shouldn't let one green day immediately get your dick hard for a reversal and stupidly buy in

We've been overall moving down for nearly three weeks at this point

>>12249479
Hong Kong, Shanghai and Nikkei all green

How are we looking tomorrow gentlemen
https://strawpoll.com/2cw558g3

>>12249479
the market can do anything at this point

>>12249502
Nice gif. Mind if I save it?

>>12249491
rare

>nearly all the largest daily point gains were during the bear market
Foreboding

Bear cucks SEETHING

The golden Bullrun has begun

>>12249541
Can Sachiko say niggy?

does it not bother anyone else that the largest single day gains come in bear markets? this was literally the first green in weeks. it won't end like this

>>12249557
>>12249530

>>12249557
? We all know it's over dude

>>12249479

GOLDEN BULL

>>12249557
No shit. Invest in knives. The falling kind

>>12249491
Currently in shanghai at my in-laws shitting ama

>>12249620
How's the water gun in the toilet feel?

>>12249557
>does it not bother anyone else that the largest single day gains come in bear markets?

No but I'm not a long hodler either. I pretty comfortable trading contrarian in a bear market so long as the stocks I'm trading have potential to decouple from broader market negative sentiment.

Friendly reminder that if you don't trade while on hallucinogens then you'll never make it

And dividends can be your friend

>>12249635
We have a bidet back in the US so I’m used to it. I can’t go back to the dry shit on my asshole all day feeling back in my savage days

>>12249635
Bidet is a Japanese thing and is not really popular in China

>>12249490


getting locked into a mortgage while still sharing walls sounds like the ultimate cuck move, if im going to buy a house its because its all my own and i dont have to deal with any other people

>>12249666
Maybe 5 years ago bidet is standard now

>>12249557
See you tomorrow loser.

>>12249675
I have to comment that this is a personal home situation

Public restrooms are still gnarly
Behold the glorious squatty potty I shit in after Shao long bao this morning

>>12249611
>Invest in knives. The falling kind

or the pocket kind

>>12249702
Ah, funny enough I use a squatty potty to replicate that posture in the U.S.

Last time I actually had to shit like that was in the Mongolian countryside in a shit shack that looked like the one in Slumdog Millionaire. Another time I had to go in a horrific outdoor/walled shit house on the side of a highway in rural XinJiang. Smelling it from 30 feet away made me instantly throw up. Another time I was camping in either Pennsylvania or Virginia and had to dig a hole in the ground. That was actually pleasant in a way.

>>12249726
>not just shitting in the street

Lower lows in Janurary/February then resumption of the bull market

I have 100 dollars left in robinhood. Give me a yolo

>>12249702
so when you got the runs or explosive diarrhea, does it just spray everywhere on the walls and floor?

>>12249739
LCI

>>12249754
you are supposed to lean deeper into the squat toilet till your buttcheeks reach the edges.
Failing that you could wash it off with a hose.
If you didn't remove your pants before shitting, then sucks to be you

>>12249726
At least you didn't have to shit in an unlit outhouse on plywood stilts above a fast-gushing river

>>12249733
Not a poo

>>12249783
>If you didn't remove your pants before shitting, then sucks to be you
LOL! I think I will steer clear from that part of the world.

>>12249802
>>12249783
Jesus I think I have PTSD from squatting toilets that you're reactivating

>>12249668
>worried about a mortgage payment
>on a condo

Just rent it out goy.

>>12249739
GE

>>12249470
SELL SELL SELL

>>12249649
How do i sell without buying

>>12249706
Learn how to swallow swords as well

r8 my memefolio

>>12249870
All good except
>hmny
Not. Even. Once.

>>12249739
Of you think stock market is going down, all in on SOXS. If you think it’s headed up, all in on SOXL. With 100 bucks you could make more with SOXS since you could get three shares and profit is potentially higher for all three. You could only buy 1 share on SOXL if it’s headed up but if it’s right you could flip it right away for a quick little bit of more cash. SOXL was +%17 today. (The other one is the inverse so -17% today). Big moves are bound to happen in near future. One of those will be profitable.
...Choose wisely, senpai.
Also you could do out of money calls/shorts for nearish term future (less than 2 months from now, and not that out of the money if possible) on any of the big techs (fb, Twitter, etc). And again hope that you picked right. If you’re right immediately you should try and sell ASAP. Don’t hold if you’re not right immediately 100 bucks will turn to zero very quickly with that type of time horizon and the money you have to spend.

>>12249870
Unprepared/10

>>12249857
exchange blowjobs for stocks directly on wall street.

>>12249883
Unprepared? I was actually all-in gold ETF's yesterday but rebalanced into something more normal the morning after Asia markets stabilized.

>>12249648
Used to trade on DXM, thinking I was the Wolf of Wallstreet. Then I lost my short-term memory and now, well now I'm losing all my money, because the market is excessively volatile and I don't know what the fuck is going to happen.

>>12249817
>Travel to SEA
>Follow Tour group to a seaside restaurant for dinner
>Only toilet is in a outhouse on stilts over an estuary
>In full view of the diners
>See plop plops out of the outhouse and yellow streams
>To even reach to the outhouse you have to cross a small narrow one-plank-wide pier
>With no railings whatsoever

On Hindsight, it was pretty fucking scary to see and hear all that water gushing underneath you and the
plywood keeps fucking creaking like it is going to get swept by the current, tossing you into the mangrove swamp.
The toilet isn't lit and the only thing you can see are the lights coming from the restaurant in the distance.
There are flies everywhere and sandflies/mozzies biting your hands and feet.

But hey at least there was toilet paper

How do you guys think the tsx will do tomorrow considering we were closed for boxing day. Chase america up?

What y'all say to this dead cat bounce?
They pumped it. You dumping early, or trying to reach the second peak?

>>12249879
Thanks bby

This is the power of a command economy
This is the power of a worker
This is the power... of socialism!
>>12244999
>>12244999
>>12244999

>>12249931
My guess is that they will run out of momentum fairly quickly.
The sideways movement is where most people get devoured.

>>12249870

Good choice on Altria. I'm just about the enter a swing on that. Looking for a range up to ~$60 as sell target.

>>12249931

Gap up, sell off, then follow whatever the burgers are doing.

>>12249900
First of all you need wayy more diverse holdings, you shouldn't be able to fit all your stocks on one page
Also needs more defence industry, and Less leveraged ETF's, and some recession proof stocks like WM

Depending on your average cost for those stocks, you are a prime Target for hungry bears and short scalpers

>>12249925
LSD is the best for mind-melci g with potential long term holds (help you wrap your head around the company overall), I'd recommend LSD and portfolio review once every month or two, durring the weekend or non market hours

Nicotine and Adderall are top tier for daily durring trade hours , and some weed if it's a bad day and you are starting become desperate to sell (weed will help you stop caring about daily losses, help you look at the big picture instead of the daily movement)

>>12249968
you ungrateful fuck.. be lucky you were born in a such a great country

>>12249939
Might wait a few days then dump completely

KEK BLESSES US
>>12249999

>>12250010
>mocks the state of communism
>I must hate america
Cringe

>>12250026
so you laugh at someone because they weren't as lucky as you to be born into such a great country? Wow.. just wow...

You fail in this country just wonder how you'd do in other countries...

Reminder to vote :^)

>>12249493

>>12250041
This is being an overly sensitive sperg, even for you
Socialists deserve to suffer because suffering will cause them to murder their leaders
...and thats a good thing!

>>12250050
i remember when i was 19...

>>12249980
fun fact: MO used to be a Dog of the DOW

>>12250041
>>You fail in this country just wonder how you'd do in other countries...
he'd probably have died before he reached his tenth birthday

>>12250050
>lose the Mandate of heaven
>be surprised when a new dynasty ends the old one

>>12250054
Why do you support socialism, LCI guy?
You should be proud of America, stop sucking commie dick

>>12250068
>Why do you support socialism, LCI guy?
i never said i support socialism.. i'm just saying maybe think about it for a second.. you think that guy chose where he was born? Obviously it's a shit hole.. we are aware of it.. he is aware of it.. shit sucks. Doesn't mean you should laugh at his misfortune..

Futures mooning wtf
The Golden bull continues

>>12250064
>he'd probably have died before he reached his tenth birthday
i don't doubt that... he's already a big fat pussy

>>12250068
because he is a loser that can't compete in a free market.

>>12250086
>crying for communists
lmao

Nice dead cat bounce fags

Can someone red pill me on futures? Last night they were red and yet this thing unleashes today on us. I am genuinely considering never looking at them again just to avoid unnecessary worry etc.

>>12250115
>thinking all the people in communist countries actually want to be communist
you really are a special type of retard aren't you?

>>12249470
Oh boy,so 2019 it is.This is a zit that is about to pop,you know why?Everybody is looking for the right time to sell because they know this is fake growth,give it a bad 30 minutes and that shit will go down like a rollercoaster.
I bet on late January.Sell in mid january and buy gold and good luck to you all

>>12250121
its just bank of japan algos playing around with infinite yen

>>12250002
Good to know. I'll cut my holdings in half and research good add-ins. Do you know of any good consumer staples and bond ETF's?

>>12250129
Guilty by association

>>12250086
He's shitposting in 4chan man. Obviously that doesn't mean we have to be automatically assholes, but obviously other people shitpost and will be assholes if they want. Shit sucks, but I don't see why people forget this is not a place to blogpost, it's a fucking anonymous forum and the other guy is trolling you. Anyways, there is no reason for your trip so fuck you, I don't give a shit this is a general.

>>12250134
The problem is current volatility.
Overspeculation typically drives the end of the bubble.

>>12250158
>Anyways, there is no reason for your trip so fuck you
pretty sure there is a reason for my trip....

he's just a faggot man.. always has been.. he just bashes everyone but he's probably the biggest failure here.. the qualtiy of the threads have gone down hill since he showed up...

it Barted

Chink and Nippon markets are up.

>>12249479
It’s more then a Green Day boy
Take a look at the futures
This is gona be big

>>12250172
>pretty sure there is a reason for my trip
Your posts are about you bitching some guy is being a meanie on the internet. You should use your trip literally only for posts were it's important. The other guy is also a faggot.

>>12249968
>Venezuela
>command economy
hmmm.

Anyway, Maduro has a hard on for digital currencies, hence the "petro".

>tried to harvest some losses and ended up with a net gain
Fuck you DRUMPF

>>12250115
>he thinks people's opinions= people's government opinions
>lack of empathy for shared humanity

never going to make it tbqh

also when is the salt lake city meetup, friday, or was it last week?

>>12250121
futures are meaningless once the market has been open for an hour or two

futures between close and open are basically the price in a frequency domain, compared to stock price during market hours as the time domain

>>12250087
>Futures mooning wtf
>The Golden bull continues
the bait has to be good if you want to catch a lot of fish...

just wait for the usual newyears selloff/dip that ALWAYS happens

>>12250197
>>
>Anyway, Maduro has a hard on for digital currencies, hence the "petro".
more like he is desperate for ANY currency, and digital currency is a way to get other foreign currencies

they no longer have the skilled workers to run the state petrol company, which is 90% of venezuela's GDP
things are about to get worse

The move down since late November has been entirely tax loss harvesting.
The move up will be those same people repurchasing new positions.

It's not that complicated.

>>12250217
>they no longer have the skilled workers to run the state petrol company, which is 90% of venezuela's GDP
yeah he's fucked up massively, chavez was a far more flexible and pragmatic leader. Maduro doesn't know how to run things, just how to consolidate control. It'd be better if handed day to day control of the state oil company to the union and its workers, instead of giving it to the military who have no idea what they're doing.

>>12250233
I layed this bait >>12249968 specifically for you as a joke and now everyone is upset >:(
I secretly am sympathetic to your cause, because my pet ideology is eco-syndicalism

Speculatory jewishness

>FOMO'd in at 26,000
LMAO WHOOPS. I'm still 25% cash, when do I throw the rest of it in?

>>12250158
>>12250188
>Your posts are about you bitching some guy
what are you doing?

>>12250261
calling you a tripfaggot

>>12250268
you should look into LCI

>>12250283
You should understand the rules newfag. God /biz/ is such a shithole.

>>12250290
>God /biz/ is such a shithole.
yeah.. between morons like you and ungrateful retarded 19 year olds like comfy.. yeah this place can tend to be a shithole at times...

>>12250143
WM, HON, SMG, various things like that

if you want an easy way then just find an index you like (DIA, SPY, QQQ) then buy individual stocks you like from that, omitting the worse off stocks or companies you dont like
you could just buy one or two from each sector in pic related

(personally id avoid some things like banks, since a few should have died off in 2008, major videogames like ATVI or EA since i hate their current products and the direction they are headed in, and autos since the 7-8 year cycle that autos follow is nearing the bottom, so better buys will be around in a few years)

more stocks (somewhere between 50 to 200) is statistically better, look up Brownian motion, and modeling stocks with it (i think Monte Carlo projections are based on this modeling assumption?)

>>12250233
>>yeah he's fucked up massively, chavez was a far more flexible and pragmatic leader. Maduro doesn't know how to run things, just how to consolidate control. It'd be better if handed day to day control of the state oil company to the union and its workers, instead of giving it to the military who have no idea what they're doing.

>better if handed day to day control of the state oil company to the union and its workers
how can he, when he keeps on arresting them for "corruption", and has no means to either train more, or attract foreign skilled labor?
giving the military more control is the best thing he could do, even if they have no idea what theyre doing
since a bunch of starving peasants who have no idea what theyre doing certainly arnt going to do a better job

he is actively killing the golden goose, then crying that evil imperialists are against him so he can get more support while the economy goes down the shitter

>>12250268
the people who bitch about tripfagging with off-topic posts are just as bad, if not worse, than most tripfags themselves

>>12250290
>>You should understand the rules newfag. God /biz/ is such a shithole.

>irony: the post

>>12250402
I still have so much to learn

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/27/white-house-considering-executive-order-to-bar-huawei-zte-purchases.html

save our puts mr trump

HERE COMES THE BULLTRAP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BULLNIGGERS

>>12250434
you should be learning something new every day, no matter how old or how smart you are (or think you are)

your brain is a muscle, not a hard-drive

if you are not becoming stronger then you ARE becoming weaker (Thanks Entropy!!)

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

;)

>>12250243
lol

>>12250402
>since a bunch of starving peasants who have no idea what theyre doing certainly arnt going to do a better job
Presumably oil company workers would not be peasants.


>he is actively killing the golden goose, then crying that evil imperialists are against him so he can get more support while the economy goes down the shitter
The US govt certainly isn't helping in that regard. If trump tries to invade venezeula, as he has wanted to in the past, it'd be a shitshow of epic proportions.

>>12250143
DG is my go to consumer staple. TGLMX, while not an etf, is a bond mutual fund that's been good.

>>12250438
Based Trump lenient towards bears

>>12250449
thanks senpai

>>12250438
>Rural operators in the United States are among the biggest customers of Huawei and ZTE, and fear the executive order would also require them to rip out existing Chinese-made equipment without compensation. Industry officials are divided on whether the administration could legally compel operators to do that.
I can't wait to see the fireworks.

>>12250455
>Presumably oil company workers would not be peasants.
imaginary workers would do an even worse job than real people, regardless of who they are

the point is he has no oil company workers to work there
military crew is better than no crew at all, it is his only option
sure in an ideal world he would have enough workers to run the company without untrained military labor, but the demand curve is fucked, since the old skill workers are not being replaced with new ones (and more than just old age is causing this drain of supply (skilled labor), while demand keeps on going up)


>If trump tries to invade venezeula, as he has wanted to in the past, it'd be a shitshow of epic proportions.
source? there is no reason whatsoever for US to invade, eventually people will revolt when things dont get better (if the general populace doesnt, then the military eventually WILL)
and its been a shitshow of epic proportions for a couple years now, and the shittiness keeps on accelerating

its gotten to the point that many in the UNASUR, and latin america as a whole, are beginning to ponder an invasion if only to stop the massive migrant crises that venezuala is causing it's neighbors

also if any part of the american government has done something to exacerbate the situation, its congress and the legislative branch, Trump;s executive branch hadnt even done as much against the current regime as Obama's did

>>12250509
I think people are posturing an invasion as a counterpoint to keeping the borders open rather than a legitimate military policy, though I wouldn't be surprised if at some point we start seeing US-backed operations by other South American countries. Especially ones that would love to show they can "do socialism right," like Argentina.

what are your moves tomorrow?

>>12250532
wait to see where the market goes if it moves higher on strength we could see 2600 on s&p shortly.. if it fades out we could test the low 2300 range again

>>12250509
>imaginary workers would do an even worse job than real people, regardless of who they are
>the point is he has no oil company workers to work there
That's simply not true the reason I brought up the union was because they were specifically quoted in the Reuters article on this topic, regular workers do the legwork, even as they are more often forced to contract to outsiders. The military doesn't do the grunt work, they just manage.

>source?
https://www.apnews.com/a3309c4990ac4581834d4a654f7746ef
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/08/world/americas/donald-trump-venezuela-military-coup.html

> eventually people will revolt when things dont get better (if the general populace doesnt, then the military eventually WILL)
Maduro has a tight grip on the military, it's more likely the socialist party will depose him than them.

>Trump;s executive branch hadnt even done as much against the current regime as Obama's did
Trump has unilaterally imposed more sanction.

>>12250526
>Especially ones that would love to show they can "do socialism right," like Argentina.
Bolivia is far more socialist than Argentina
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/global-opinions/wp/2017/01/05/as-socialist-venezuela-collapses-socialist-bolivia-thrives-heres-why/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.1d8bf490400f

>>12250438

So this idea has been kicked around by the whitehouse for several months and hasn't happened? Not much of a news story. Probably not going to happen until trade negotiations are over anyway. Probably China will include it in their stipulations.

>>12250532
Try not to kms

Based SHCOMP not moving all week then close red today. kek

>>12249470
3 days ago Steve Mnuchin called the plunge protection team. This is a temporary boost to the stock market. Recession is still coming it's just going to be slightly delayed.

based trump showed faces of seal team members on his twitter, if they get killed will the market tank?
asking for my puts

>>12251102

The seals can take care of themselves

>>12251102
have you not figured it out yet? it's fake news. it's always fake.

>>12251169
the ideal situation in my mind is this: seals get caught conducting false flag operations to destablize China, Xi retaliates by cutting off all trade with the US, sending the world into the greatest depression ever

>futures red
>ftse gap up but dropping
surely that wasn't a single day pump to trap fomo bulls?

>>12249648
Psilocybin>LSD>Mescaline>>>>>Ibogaine>DMT>>>Ketamine>>>>>>>>>>THC

THC is NOT hallucinogenic only morons meme it so FACT

>>12251204
Futures has been useless as a predictor for a while now.

Anyone have any DD on APTV?

>>12251240
lets you know where we open

>>12251186
I'd like to think that American companies aren't so useless without Chinese production. They'd like us to THINK that, but I'm not sure it's the truth.

Is CGA a good buy. Arent they undervalued?

Target on yahoo finance 11 dollar

I have stuff expiring this Friday

>>12251436
scary what you got

preppers told me to learn building mud huts, hunting and surviving
are they right?

>>12251528
>preppers told me

>>12251528
they've successfully predicted 4000 of the last 2 crashes, so yeah. but honestly if it does go down that road its probably better to just die in the purge anyway.

>>12249470
Can anyone give me some advise?

Looking to enter the stock market via Interactive Brokers but due to work and school I doubt I will be able to manage my stocks more than once every week or two.

My question is what stocks should I be investing a small portion of my savings to for a few years (3-5 years)

I know some basic stock market strategy and definitions... also what research do you do when looking for a new stock to invest into?

>>12251608
There's barely any research needed, just pick a large or mega cap company with average of 3m+ in volume and invest your money in it.

>>12251608
Stick it in VOO, not in any individual company

>>12251645
I did not realize that their was that little research needed for Longing a stock, I suppose there is a magnitude larger amount of research needed for meme stocks I suppose?

>>12251652
I was thinking that Individual stocks might be dangerous when I'm not baby sitting them so I suppose that's a good idea.

Any funds/ eft's that you would suggest for the next 5 or so years and why?

Cheers mate

>>12251528

> please buy my canned water and shit because you know doomsday is imminent

there is a market for every type of idiot I guess.

>>12251667
>Any funds/ eft's that you would suggest for the next 5 or so years and why?
I literally just said VOO - Vanguard has a low expense ratio and it tracks the S&P500

>>12249980
>>12249870
Profiting off of a cancerous addiction? How do you sleep at night?
JK I'm looking for an entry point. I think there's real potential for juul, but I don't know enough about their canabis play to make a judgement.

>>12250449
Holy shot that's a lot of info. Thanks for all the knowledge you're dropping. Where's a good place to begin with this infodump?

>>12251608
You also cannot predict the market reliably, no need to manage. If you want to manage you should read 5+ books on company valuation first.

>>12251608
International diversification is also good.

>>12251658
Large cap stocks are pretty efficiently priced. In the small and micro cap space you need to do more research.

>>12251684
He'll be under water for 20 years.

Are we all going to lose out shirts? Why did I go long yesterday fml

is there an equivalent of SQQQ for the Dow?

>>12251835
SDOW. one of my personal favorites.

>>12251835
SDOW

>>12251847
>>12251848
thanks goys

tfw down tens of thousands from bagholding FedEx

But the fundamentals haven't c-changed?

Let's go full tripcode now

>>12251645
>>12251652
>>12251789
>>12251794

Cheers mates, do you have any other general suggestions, tips and tricks?

Really appreciate all the info!

very impressive futures no back below 2400

These next 6 months or so are going to be wild.

>>12251240
<_< people who say this have no clue how furures worrk

there was reason SPY had bottom og 244 yesterday, you could have seen it overnight in futures

>>12251219
I don’t think you smoked dmt properly before. It’s the mother of all hallucinogens and powerful almighty. There is no build up, just a fucking intense peak that kicks in while you continue inhaling. A world of madness, which lasts for a couple of minutes, which also feels like 30+ minutes and makes you grateful that you aren’t high anymore.

I can't fucking sleep
I feel a plunge coming

>>12252036
golden bull has started and its not slowing down until we all are in lamboland

>>12252036
Freedom is losing so much that you no longer care. It's all a game friend, invest what you're willing to lose. It's the price you pay for playing.

RED DAY

FUCK

>>12252095
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>12252095
biggest single daily gain followed by circuit breaker. What a crazy time we live in.

Claysam Homes wants to sell you overpriced real estate in Ontario

>>12252107
I don't know what people expected. Nearly all of the largest single day gains happens in bear markets >>12249574

Th...this is what a healthy market does r-right guys?

>>12252095
> red futures

So we're going green at the end of the day again, right?

What are you guy's talking about, you're stressing me out

Can any of you explain why dad is adamant that McDonald's is bleeding money?
What's his source?

>>12252256
your dad or your mums husband?

>>12252256
http://naturalsociety.com/mcdonalds-is-losing-so-much-money-theyre-making-their-burgers-bigger/

Probs this?
First duckduckgo search

>>12252299
can confirm McDonalds am made their food too small / expensive
seriously who wants to pay 14 dolalrs for 20 mcnuggets

and their burgers all kids size now, need for eat atleast 10 of them to feel even half full

>>12252312
>14 dollars for 20 mcnuggets
Really? That's outrageous

>>12252312
Confirmed for fatty
We need a new mascot guys

>>12252321
SERIOUSLY. remember as kid used for be able buy 20 for $10
McDonald health taxes you if you buy more than ten

the worse part am you cannot buy McNuggets in the morning! WTF kind of buissness plan is to NOT SELL MCNUGGETS IN MORNING

>>12252312
I can count the number of times I've been to macDonalds on my hands, not because it's "unhealthy" but because the portions are microscopic. I'm not some fat fuck either, it's just not possible to feel full eating that shit.

>>12252330
am not even close for fat -_-;
on steroids that give me infinite metabolism
infact am gonna start getting dangerously skinny soon

>>12252346
Lol, bet you can tell the the difference in chocolates by the sound of the packaging

I thought food in America was supposed to be cheap? That's why you're all fat, right?

>>12252360
Carbs are cheap, especially in form of sugar.

>>12252369
and you guys get raped with corn syrup instead of cane sugar

>>12252360

Food is cheap in the US, but McDonalds in the coastal states is fucked thanks to the supersize me documentary released 10 years ago or whatever.

So McDonalds ran with it, decreased their portion sizes but charged the same amount.

ok lads, i'm gonna invest in MREs, food and ammo

good luck surviving

>>12252360
Food here is pretty much poison designed to keep you fat by making you constantly hungry to keep you buying to increase profits. I've lived abroad for a while and have never felt more constant hunger than when I'm at home.

>>12252397
Carbs

What are you fags on about, nuggets are $5 for 20

>>12252357
Lardoids BTFO

why have i grown up in america and not become fat

>>12252469
Bet you have gyno though

>>12252496
wats tht

>>12252515
little puffy titties

WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA
WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA
WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA
WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA

>>12252515
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

>>12252529
>outed myself as a phoneposter
Oh dear the carefully cultivated respect of /smg/!

>>12252529
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
I'd kms if I looked like that 1st pic and i'm not in good shape

>>12252515
Its when guys have bigger tits than most women.

>>12252529
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
T_T
>mfw some fat soi boy has bigger boobies than me

>>12252448
100 for $10 at BK.

>>12252448
wtf my cities McDonalds are rip offs
they dont even serve 20 pc anymore

you have for buy 2 10s

>>12252561
I don't think that's chicken

good morning boys, ready to make some money

>>12252561
Bk nugs suck though. Flame broiler burger tastes better than nigdonalds tho
>>12252566
I live in jew jersey

>>12252591
bk portions are even worse than MacD

I only eat burgers at MosBurger.

>>12252622
I went there in Taiwan. Cheap as all hell and the portions are giant.

>>12252589

Good morning sir

SPY to 210 by end of next week.

Should I be worried about anything if I'm going to hold for 3-5 years anyways?

>>12252708
depends what you bought and when

>>12252708
Yes
It's never coming back up we're doomed to a world of destitution and ruin after this

Buy ammo and preservable foods this is your last warning

>>12252716
This but unironically.

>>12252713
Bought MSFT,NVDA,AMD last october.

>>12252708

The orange man

Going to be a bloodbath on the opening bell but it might recover as the day goes on... Futures looking bad

>>12252727
then yea, you should be shitting blood

>>12252742
ancient astronaut theorists say yes all gains are being abducted.

>>12252430
Demonizing carbs is a 21st century meme. People lived off of carb centric diets for thousands of years. The problem is PROCESSED carbs.

>>12249470
Dow Jones futures are pointing to a 300 point loss.

>>12252762
>processed carbs
Next thing you'll say bottled water is harmful.

>>12252762
People actually did things and didn't sit on a sofa all day.

>>12252774
People actually used to walk a ton. Not everyone had horses. So they just used to walk for days to get to places.

>>12251982
jej

>>12252770
It is. Why do you think that bottled water has an expiration date?
>>12252774
This too. Gyms didn't exist until 21st century either.

>>12252784
>So they just used to walk for days to get to places.
eh, most people just stayed in their villages.

How much longer will this dead cat last before the big JUST?

>>12252801
1000 years

>>12252801
20 minutes

>>12252727
lol

>U.S. stock futures pointed to sharp losses on Thursday after a massive rally the day before.
Is this it bros? Less than an hour until it opens.
Predictions?

>>12252814
Based and bearpilled

Anybody use the Chase brokerage account? Been banking with them for 10 years and thinking about using them.

>>12252814
>>12252818
IMO the powers that be will give a couple more green days to torture everyone who sold Christmas eve. At least the BTC market makers would.

>>12252818
It's fucking over.

>>12252818
buy cheapies

>>12252818
Time to short

So, how powerful is the plunge protection team really? Can it actually turn the market around or can it only soften the fall?

AAAAND WE'RE BACK

>>12252546

They should start selling bras for men, lol.

The cucks.

You guys told me the gains yesterday were all justified and purely organic growth.

>>12252912
I use normal female bras when I crossdress

>>12252795
Gymnasium is literally an ancient greek word tho.

>>12252912

>>12252922
told you to hold on to that sqqq it will be at 50 before you know it.

>>12252912
They apparently sell shirts to hide gyno moobs.

>>12252922
>Goldman Sachs kike calls the plunge protection team
>orange man says "buy the dip ;)"
>market gets impaled by a big green cock
>organic

>>12252928
This. The gymnasium was for athletes to train in Ancient Greece.

>>12252935
I bought SQQQ late in the morning yesterday and so didn't get completely killed on it. Holding strong today.

>>12252936
The abs kill me holy fuck. Learn to flex your core while walking and not only will your posture improve but you will have a tight sixer in six months. As long as you're not a low t numale.

>>12252961
>flex your core while walking
how?

-7% today. Get ready

>>12252974
You just use the muscles in your core and tighten them while walk. I've been doing that for years.

>>12252928
>>12252947
>gymnasium was for athletes to train in Ancient Greece.
>Athletes
>*ATHLETES*
You guys are just being autistic. I meant the gym industry.

>>12253002
I think I'm going to skip the seasonal new year gym/fat people play. I haven't been seeing them shilled very hard on TV, and have a feeling they're just going to get beat up like everything else.

>>12252974
If you have nothing going on ab wise to begin with and a high body fat/belly which I have to assume because you've never flexed your abs before in your entire life, it won't work. Do enough sit-up s to feel sore one time and then you know where that muscle group is and you can strenghthen it like a kegel.

Are bulls retarded?

>>12253035
does a bear shit in the woods

>>12253035
anyone who's locked into any one outlook is

>>12253035
Perma-bulls are.

>>12252974
I put a 50lb sandbag on my shoulder and climb stairs. Drop it lift on to the other shoulder and repeat. It’s a surprisingly good core workout along with legs. It changes your center of gravity

PREMARKET DOWN 400

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12253056
Do not do this if you don't have muscle to begin with. Very dangerous for flimsy joints and back. Fifty lbs on shoulder is a lot. Start smol

>>12252937
Short Sale Restrictions all over too. All going to end up making things worse in the long run. Thinking you can control complex systems without paying something to do so: pathetic.

>>12253069
>he FOMO'd into the bear trap

>>12253022
To add: this is why running correctly is good for abs. I wouldn't run though. Knees will cap out in your forties.

>>12253105
This happens to whores too.

APOLOGIZE

>>12253090
Yea I should’ve put a disclaimer that I started at 10lbs lol.

>>12253124
fuck you, i'm shorting your over bought shit even harder right fucking now.

get ready

Dow opens -300

>>12252840
I've thought about it. I need to ask them what their margin rates are and if they have a demo version of their platform, as well as if they offer options trading.

I'm currently setting up my Interactive Brokers account and they want so much personal details!

I can understand some being for tax purposes but dam it all do they really need to know bloody drivers license or if im married or not?!

To anyone who uses Interactive Brokers, is giving these guys all your details worth it or is there a different brokerage that I should go to that won't need all my details! (or is this across the board!)

You did set your stop losses, right?

We will probably end up green before close, any bets?

>>12253164

It is for compliance reasons. Yes, they are worth it, arguably the best brokerage out there.

>>12253181
No, but we'll end higher then right now

>>12253181
If I was rich I'd buy the dip. Unfortunately rich people/the market never follow my logic.

>>12253180
y-yes. of course

HERE WE GO LADS

get ready to get shit on bear fags. Here comes the reckoning

fakeout recovery from gap down then santaclaus red

>>12253181
I have some bets.

Back to $135.00 by Feb

>>12253200
you're about to get filled, filled up your ass by giant bear dick you fucking faggot. we're trying to crash the fucking economy here!

>>12253182
Really? Is it really worth it to give them all my information?!
I'm just a very security conscious guy, do you know if all brokerages do this?

>>12253227
They're GDPR compliant, so no worries

>>12253233
That's for EU countries, coming from literally anywhere else and it does not count...

Any suggestions for brokerages in Aus?
(Realize I'm being a pain in the ass, sorry)

Imagine market being down 1000 points today

>>12253262
So just provide minimal info (account ID or something). Just seeing "GDPR Request" in the email title should be enough to scare the compliance people.

>>12253200
Another trip bites the dust.

We're going to retest the lows.

>>12253233
>GDPR
>mattering
yea no

IT ALL RETURNS RO NOTHING

>Dow loses 100+ points in 20 minutes.
Is this is bros?

>>12253199
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shake out bears, shake out bulls. Fuck MM HFT and the Fed. MAGA

>>12253295
Stop talking in Dow points like a boomer, talk percentages

>>12253276
It was nothing more than a short squeeze.
I saw a article yesterday saying "everyone on Wall Street is bullish.

cmon you gooks

>>12253289
the eu will go crazy raping busineses that don't comply with it that have any assets in the eu though

buy the dip, accumulate SSO and QLD if you have iron hands

Who /norbord/ here

>>12253300
>muh algos
this must be among the dumbest narratives out there.

>>12249479
> Past performance does not imply etc

Doomer cope. SP500 moonshots forever now

>>12253319
I accumulated by going all in on TQQQ in October...

>>12253318
Assuming an IR hike and a depreciation in the Euro won't end the Euro economy before that

>>12249470
>>12249470
OP if you want an honest sick market general you need to include index fund Boglehead shit, otherwise your are misleading naive kids into losing money

Picking stocks is for retards. Only slightly less retarded than picking coins

Sp500 Index beats every mutual fund isn't run by Robert Mercer

http://www.mrmoneymustache.com/2011/05/18/how-to-make-money-in-the-stock-market/

>>12253279
>>12253289

This is the minimal information needed for setting up a IB account in Aus...
Do you believe that this is actually worth it?

>>12253361
That's the one broker where it's worth it

>>12253361
What the fuck? Do they take DNA samples too?

>>12253300
>This dumb trusted Drumpf
The dipshit (emphasis on shit) really bought the dip.
Just as planned.

>>12253371
Right? I do not want to give some random company all this info!

>>12253361
US friend here. That looks pretty normal to me. Schwab might have been slightly more annoying actually.

>>12253360
Look at this fucking Boomer.

>>12253361
it's fine dude

>>12253361
Those are normal for tax purposes.

bear is back

I'm scared lads

Based Bears

Prepare your butts

FUCK OFF BEARS PEOPLE ARE LOSING MONEY YOU ASSHOLES ITS NOT ME-ME FUNNY GO BACK TO YOUR INCEL BASEMENT AND NEVER COME BACK

whats more valuable in the next 12 months, buying on the way down of a potential recession or buying a house? i cant do both, would need to save the cash for down payment and closing costs instead of buying more into the market every month

>>12253456
This is when most pundits lose their shirts.
Hope you sold yesterday

RIP GALT

>>12253490
still haven't sold anything

>>12253484
Houses are a money pit. Who knows how long it might be before another real estate top? Don't bank on a house as investment.

>>12253484
atleast if the house loses all of it's value you still have somewhere to live. if market loses all it's value then you have nothing.

>>12253503
if the market loses all of its value, society itself will collapse

told you lads, you shouldve stacked up on food water and bullets
the world is going down

>>12253501
Unles you know you would want to live in it for the rest of your life

>>12253506
right this is why i always buy, either everything moons or i wont be needing USD anymore anyways, eikther way the ideal plan is to keep investing.

>>12253509
i dont want to live in this house forever, my plan was buy it now, live in it for 3-5 years, when rent goes up enough to cover my mortgage to then rent it out and build free equity while i buy another house to live in myself.

i would probably own it as a rent generating property forever, but not live in it forever

new bread being baked?

>>12253509
Also have to think, would you rather be evicted by a landlord or foreclosed on and wrecked by a bank?

>>12253533
backwards. buy and rent it. move into it for 3 years then sell.

>>12253501
my home is worth 75K more than what i bought it at currently and its only 2 years old.

homes can be great investments. when I move out I'll rent it out for more than the mortgage + insurance (its in a good area) and I'll create passive income through a rental property.

>>12253533
So you're essentially gambling with a very iliquid instrument

>>12253488
Sold on open desu

Doubled down on SQQQ at 19, looks like it was the right move right now

Yesterdays gains are going to be erased arent they.

dow is going to lose 1000 today isn't it?

>>12253574
Possibly worse. Its at -500 ATM.

new

>>12253594
>>12253594
>>12253594

>>12253554
this is what i was wanting to do to

>>12253559
not sure what you mean, right now im paying 800 a month in rent that i get nothing from. I could instead pay 1100 a month in mortgage + insurance + maintenance and get back 200-900 a month in equity, every single month, plus have a place to rent out for an entirely free $1300+ a month when rents reach that point

We /circuitbreakers/ today?

>>12249927
Holy shit i thought they were second world at least