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Here I am, 100k+ linkie swiping on Tinder knowing I’ll never get matched. Sometimes if the girl is really beautiful I’ll just stare at her photos for minutes and wonder what it would be like to lovingly pound her and watch her titties bounce. Deep down I know that I won’t be able to get her even after the singularity. Also all women are whores. Should I just kms now?

>> No.12247958

>>12247947
Yes

>> No.12247972

>>12247947
Why don’t you just match with them? Hmmm never had your problem broseph. Sounds harsh

>> No.12247973

>>12247958
Dubs decides how

>> No.12247984

>>12247947
>Deep down I know that I won’t be able to get her even after the singularity
dont be this thick, moldova is the poorest country in europe and sometimes you can find women like this who are desperate to get any western man just to escape.

>> No.12247991

>>12247947
you're a pathetic beta neet, give me all your tokens and just suicide already. after i receive your coins i will raise a extra son in your honour

>> No.12247992

this is what I do... add "crypto investor" in my profile description

guranteed you will get more matches

>> No.12247996

>>12247973
>Dubs decides how
Your life is not even worth Dubs!

>> No.12247997

>>12247947
yes kys, send me your linkies so i can sell that shit and then ill go fuck a big tittied thot in your memory. I get about 100 matches a week and im not even a chad desu. You must be one ugly motherfucker.

>> No.12248006

>>12247991
>>12247997
Ok post your addresses

>> No.12248021
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12248021

Monero is your answer
https://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

>> No.12248034

>>12247947
i read your post until the word singularity, you don't know what that word means

>> No.12248073

>>12247997
0x908f48309b2852180d223d5b4bf196e71cf5ca82

thanks anon. rip

>> No.12248089

>>12248006
sorry meant to reply to this instead with this >>12248073

>> No.12248139

>>12248073
>>/biz/?offset=0&ghost=yes&task=search&search_text=0x908f48309b2852180d223d5b4bf196e71cf5ca82

Hmmm

>> No.12248237

>>12247947
whats even worse is that you match with a pretty gurl but she curvs you

>> No.12248271

>>12248139
nothing to see here desu. saged

>> No.12248296

Fuck Jannies

>> No.12248315

Buy a boost, idiots, that's how you get matched on tinder.

>> No.12248324

>>12247992
kek'd

>> No.12248327

>>12248315
>paying for matches
I may be matchless but at least I’m not you

>> No.12248354

>>1224832
Your loss.

>> No.12248356

>>12247997
You win Troll of the Day award. And probably yesterday too. (Starbucks wagie ranter)

>> No.12248358

>>12247947
The ones with good pics are shit people
Shit people fall apart when clothes come off
Virtuous women have the best TnP
Act accordingly

>> No.12248398

>>12247947
>expecting to be taken seriously by anyone when your cult calls themselves "stinky linkies"

>> No.12248486

>>12247947
>I’ll never get matched
nigger what?
>rent/borrow a good camera
>wear your best clothes
>pose in front of random people's expensive cars
>lie about what you do in the bio
Daily swipe limit is around 100. You're guaranteed to get at least 25 matches per day this way.

>> No.12248646

>>12248486
I live 35 miles from the nearest town,and the town has a population of 5000, but also a metric shit load of tourists during the tourist season.

>> No.12248715

>>12248139
>>>/biz/?offset=0&ghost=yes&task=search&search_text=0x908f48309b2852180d223d5b4bf196e71cf5ca82
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY LINKIES

>> No.12248750

>>12247947
Kys

Sick of these shit threads

>> No.12248759

>>12248750
>sick of these threads
>bumps this thread

>> No.12248859

>>12247947
post a photo of yourself and I'll give you advice

>> No.12248867
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12248867

>>12248859

>> No.12248878

>>12247947
If you have money, just
1) go out and look for easy pickings at a bar
2) pay for a decent escort
I'm a broke ass unemployed cunt. Having money is half the battle.

>> No.12248896

>>12247973
Drown in monkey jizz

>> No.12248954
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12248954

>>12247947
>>12248486
Give me some links and I’ll jizz in my gf for every 1000 you send, that way u live on if she preggo and live on or she don’t and you live on for a couple days up in the cooch
0xe046e877a578b41d771df838f56bb89b33ad5330

>> No.12249180

>>12247947
Its important for you to know that no one else really cares.

>> No.12249446

>>12247947
Sad incel, just end it and do the world a favor

>> No.12249452

I just want a woman who will let me smell her ass.