/biz/ - Business & Finance

Some of you guys are alright. Don't check the stock market tomorrow if you own any stock.

Happening thread will be posted on /biz/.

So long bulls.

Is it bad that after hour is red right now?

>>12246503
thanks senpai

wat caused todays rally

reminder that no one here actually knows what they're talking about and if they did they would be enjoying their wealth instead of posting here

>>12246464
Sauce? Looks like it gets kinky.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

IRM and its 7%+ divvy coming into town next week

r a l l y

>>12246524
Short squeezes

>>12246542
shhhhheeeeeeeeeiiiiiittt

>>12246553
so ur sayijg were gonna be red tmrw

>>12246542
>>12246555
WY is at a juicy 6.12%

>>12246504
depends how we open

>>12246565
>14.5 p/e for a REIT
nice. need to look into this company, this is my first time hearing about it

>>12246537
It d-doesnt
i-i-its perfectly normal non-vore picute @_@

fuck you guys, just 24 hours ago nearly the whole board was saying
>this next recession is going to make 2008 look like a joke
>buy guns, buy water, buy food, buy gold
>the whole fiat and debt house of cards is crashing down

market jumps one day and now its
>lmao this rally was so predictable ( >>12245580 >>12245584 >>12245810 )
>USA! USA! USA!
>LEGENDARY GOLDEN BULL RUN STARTS NOW

pic isn't all the comments, you couldn't possibly fit everything into one pic but i saw few, if anyone saying yesterday was the bottom or a simple correction and that a rally was on the way in a day's time.

>>12246564
10 days of red candles, you bulls get one day green and think we're going to witness a multi-day rally. I've got 0 confidence in the market's ability to keep the gains it has made today into the weekend.

why is QQQ up afterhours

so y isnt today just a dead cat bounce

>>12246582
fuck the haters my bias stays bullish 100% SPX to 3000

This reminds me of the 2015-2016 market selloff, are we in for another 2 years of extreme bullishness?

>>12246582
>he fell for the doomsday prepper meme

>>12246524
Shorts covering plus panic overselling is subsiding.

It will be up and down for a while with a slight trend up. We were oversold.

>>12246590
Yes if anything people will dump their bags to offset taxable income

>152.55
I thought the PPT only works when the market is open...

>>12246582
i'm always bullish overall,

I still think DOW is going to hit 20000 or 21000 before going up to 40K in 2025.

>>12246582
I tell you guys I’m doing the exact opposite of whatever it is I’m really doing.

Knew something was cooking when i saw dow futures -600 this morning. Some brave souls made a fortune today

>>12246582
>gets his investment advice from shit posting bed ridden meme spitting neets
>wonders why it doesn't work out for him
look Margaret look, the retard is posting again.

>>12246545
>spx 10% down this month alone
>bulls won
k

>>12246582

Good ol' /biz/ never fails to entertain.

Filtered

>>12246624
lol

!

>>12246619
they weren't down 600 this morning, that was just monday's numbers

>>12246582
this general is actually a great barometer for short-term sentiment

>>12246601

I dunno, is another tax cut going to happen with a Democratic congress?

The last 2 years were driven by loose fiscal policy.

>>12246582
its been ONE green day in the sea of red
of course an historicly 5%+ pump will bring back the bull posters
a red day will bring back bear posters

also sentiment changes fast
you have for change sentiment if you want make money

it doesnt mean people are any less bearish / bullish, but today was an obviously green day from many perspectives

>>12246601
Could be. The rate hikes take time to actually affect the economy. Could get into a euphoria phase if earnings come strong.

>>12246626
>implying everyone bought the exact top
Bulls have been winning for 100 years and will continue to beat booty blasted bears

>>12246504
After hours are meaningless

>>12246667
I made good trades and bad trades today. FAKE & GAY!

>>12246576
>looking at p/e for REITS when you should look at FFO

We back?
Ok we back

>>12246675
you should let the japs know. besides if you're a perma-anything chances are you're retarded.

I just want to know who got wiped out today. You know somebody found a way to.

>>12246464

Source?

>>12246731
I bought 1K of SQQQ at the bottom, down 120$ atm.

>>12246624
i don't have anything invested, and i don't take advice from here. just pointing out that these people acting smug and confident were the same ones sweating bullets and looking into bullion yesterday

Canada really missed out today

>>12246730
>American markets will drop to perma bear like the nikkei even though fundamentals are universes apart

Fucking newb. SPX is going to 3k because of QT and the further bond selloff

Bulled so hard it gored the website down.

>comparing the US to Japan

let me guess, you compare your dick size to that of a frog?

>>12246758
proof this was a fake pump arranged by the POTUS PPT gang

I would sell and short now

>>12246786
“Fake pump” okay I guess it didn’t happen

>>12246754
>i don't have anything invested
start now. the faster your start the better off in the future you'll be due to compounding interest.

>>12246758
da fuq

>>12246790
if I said some one had "fake tits" it doesn't mean they don't exist

anybody buy Vanguard Index ETF's using robinhood? Drawbacks/benefits vs just giving vanguard my money directly?

>>12246731
this guy
>>12236415
>I bet my life's savings against Facebook, how dumb or smart am I? Shorted $6k at 126 with the thoughts that the EU and Dem-controlled House will launch a bunch of investigations and levy some major fines against them

can we get an f in the general for our fallen lad

>>12246564
>so ur sayijg were gonna be red tmrw

Yeah that's possible. It depends. S&P has not broken out of descending channel yet, so, i dunno, hard to say what kinda day is coming. I think the channel will break over the next few trading sessions, then S&P maybe peak out at ~2600 or so.

The main thing is that this is, so far, an oversold bounce with a short squeeze. It isn't a trend reversal yet.

>nikkei futures +3.95%
I think we are back boys

>>12246601
I hope so. Lets go bois

>>12246751

SQQQ is still around all time lows, if the DOW goes back to 25,000 im buying SQQQ hand over fist

>>12246582

leftypol and smug bobo posters are contrarians indicators. You gotta learn the basic gestalt here.

>spent a bunch for Christmas
>no paycheck for a while
>cant get in while prices are still low
we better not have a golden bull

>>12246812
Hmm tough question. I'll have to think about it then get back with you.

>>12246754
lol sure thing kid

>>12246758
>Canada really missed out today

Markets were closed on account of boxing day being a holiday in leafistan.

>>12246464
My advice is to always do the exact opposite that the current sentiment of /biz/ would imply for you to do.

Current sentiment seems cautiously bullish so I recommend cautious shorts. I get the sense DOW will likely drop or rise a bit tomorrow, definitely won't jump as much as today, but the rally might completely whimper and die which will make the lucky vultures that take my advice insanely rich even with a cautious short.

>>12246837

SQQQ has the potential for crypto-like gains in the long term.

My prediction is that the $18 for SQQQ is going to look like the deal of the century when it goes to $50, $70, $100...dare I say $150 or $200.

If this tech bubble bursts, it's going to crash like its 2000/2001.

No filthy britbongs or milkbags allowed for buy cheapies!

Now will be funny if America dumps on them tomarrow when they fomo in

>>12246675
>This thing went up in the past
>this thing will continue to go up
Imagine being this retarded.

>>12246903
imagine thinking that the US market, under its current conditions, won't continue to go up over time. now that's really retarded

until socialism takes over in the US, I'm betting on the US market to continue to grow.

>>12246869
Rights oops lol nvm

>>12246899
we can still buy your stocks you silly goose

>>12246903
youre right, sp500 might go down when the sun begins to explode

>>12246899
Why do you speak like you have brain damage

spiders somewhere within -2% by fri close

>>12246924
aww really? nvm then :(

>>12246943
am not brain damaged ;_;

>>12246903
>This thing went up in the past
>this thing will continue to go up
>Imagine being this retarded.

If you're talking about the indices then yeah, shit always goes back to the rising mean. 100+ years of market trend supports that tendency. Only some cataclysmic event that wipes out most of the technology and infrastructure would wipe out the global markets for several decades. World wars? Nah. 10 years or so, then right back up.

Stop playing in their Casino. Get out of stocks and into crypto, do your part for liberty
https://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

anybody thinking the markets wont always go up, what the fuck do you think will happen in the world if they dont?

the only way the SP500 doesnt always go up is a complete societal collapse, in which case any money you lost investing doesnt matter and wont have any value anyways

so just buy SP500 and forget about it, either it moons or the moon you lost doesnt matter anyways

>>12246998
>>>/lgbt/

>>12246998
could you imagine the nerdy faggot that actually got this shirt and hat printed out and then paid some wanna be model in his area a few bucks to do a few poses in front of the camera?

>>12246998
Kek what a joke

>>12246998
gross dude

>>12246998
now that's what I call a pump and dump if you catch my drift amirite lads

>>12247013
I don't give a shit if the market is going to be up in 50 years. If there's going to be a crash, for example due to unsustainable corporate and government debt, I don't want to be the chump holding the bags for 10 years.
Though I really don't care since I'm a swing trader. I don't fight the market.

I should've bought CNSL like I said, knew it wouldn't have dropped significantly from open.

>>12247013
this lmao, anyone banking on the stock market crashing might as well be hoarding on tangible assets like guns, ammo, food, etc.. because a stock market collapse = apocalypse

>>12246577
Sauce!

>>12247140
> a stock market collapse = apocalypse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets
wat

>>12247190
we reached all time highs in the US after every, single, one, of these

if your investing for a 4 minute period then FOMO in adn out all day, im rich as hell because i just buy buy buy and hold because its what rich people do

>>12247209
>im rich as hell
how much is that sir

>>12247214
high 6 figures

continually growing, all i will ever need and more

the markets either go up or you wont need any USDs, either way the best course of action for any individual person is to invest and not sell

>>12247209
think you missed the point of my post fampai

>>12247246
i understand the point but im saying all these people saying 'never invest, this crash might go to 0'

no it wont, we will recover, we will reach new all time highs with no problem by 2025, probably 2022. if your scared just buy, the markets existence is bullish so you want to be in the markets as many days as you possibly can

ALL GREEN DAYS FROM HERE ON OUT FOREVER. BEARS STINK AND WILL DIE ALONE.

>>12247227
based

Newell brands buybacks confirmed
Glue 6

The market isn't fucking organic at all. All these dumping and pumping feels orchestrated. I'm just going to sit on the sidelines for now.

Until we get back to comfy golden bull market of +0.5% gains every day, I ain't touching this pos.

retards we are retracing to the mid 250's before the next leg down. in a year or two we will reach bottom. You don't just break Feb. support like that and magically rebound like nothing happened

>market goes down 10 days in a row
I-i-t-t-t-s nothing goyim, buy the dip!11

>market goes up one day
Hahahaha told you so fucking bearfags! eternal bullrun starts now xD1!1

Gonna enjoy shorting the fuck out of you tomorrow.

also, look at the biggest percentage gain days for the s&p. most of them occur during a crash. this large of a gain is bearish long term.

>>12247345
trip on

Is climate change priced in to WY?
Because you know, their product burning down and all

I called the bottom yesterday and people gave me shit for it LMAO. This board is LITERALLY retail. When they spam doomsday you know to go long. I'm feeling generous so I'll tell you what most likely will happen tomorrow:

Dip to 243 tomorrow and rally to 25x

Guess what? The bears will be so ecstatic when we test 243. They'll shout how it was just a "dead cat bounce" meanwhile it's actually the dip to buy for impulse wave 3 (the most violent wave)

I'll buy any fucking dips until we get to at least 260. My charts are even considering there is a possibility for a 272 test

YES THIS IS A BEAR MARKET. Amateurs don't know how explosive cover rallies are in bear markets. tomorrow is fucking green. Friday is fucking green. SCREEN CAP IT

You want to short don't even fucking think of it until at least 260. Also I saw some kid ask if he should buy SQQQ. Hahahahahahaha

>>12247159
Since OP is a faggot
https://exhentai.org/s/5e008de6b0/1247989-3

>>12247388
>muh smelliot wave trading

reminder that if you dollar cost average and buy reputable stocks, etfs and funds, you don't need to worry much about bear and bull markets, you simply continue to buy on a schedule and history indicates you'll do just fine.

>>12246582
I've always maintained we're likely to have a bump before the end.

>>12247388
>I called the bottom yesterday and people gave me shit for it LMAO
cool your boots nigga we were in 99% agreement with you the only point of contention was the day where most felt it would come tomorrow and I already acknowledged you in the last thread. Don't start thinking you're Nostradamus for one call.

>>12247414
>>12247388
https://forextradingstrategies4u.com/elliott-wave-criticisms/

>>12247388
>Market has a slight uptick in the middle of the worst dip since 08
>GOLDEN BULLRUN
I know you guys are trying to rationalize buying the top and bagholding, but the context hasn't changed. You guys really need to stop trading with emotions. Posts like this are yikes inducing.

>>12247471
>It's just a temporary setback

>>12247412
what is this O_O? stop framing me
am innocence!

If Mandelbrot calls your shit fake and gay its fake and gay

>>12247479
You keep posting this image. Almost as if you're trying to convince yourself more than anyone. Why don't you post your 3 month? You are a "long term investor" after all.

>>12247505
i'm down 100 grand in the last 3mo lmao

>>12247388
>muh shilliot waves
kys dumbo

>>12247505
>2018
>not being a long-term investor
How are you planning on retiring? Social Security?

>>12247416

lies

>>12247521
big dick speculative gains

>>12247528
based and dickpilled

absolutely fucking BASED

>>12247521
Uh, maybe something called a savings? Built from something called a job? Nah, I'm just going to LARP as a trader with my 1k Robinhood Account. You guys bought the top. Plain and simple. It's bad trading discipline to ALWAYS have open positions, and let's be honest. Nobody here is making anything worthwhile off of dividends.

>>12247573
>retiring on a savings account
Holy shit that's fucking hilarious. It'll lose value to inflation long before you retire. Open an IRA, retard

>>12247544
yikes doomsday scenario alert

>>12246897
> If this tech bubble bursts, it's going to crash like its 2000/2001.

> SQQQ was over 4000$ in 2010

Is that a chart error or actually true?

>>12247599
im all in for more deregulation and lower taxes

>>12246582
>anon's first dead cat bounce

>>12247620
It reverse splits due to perpetual depreciation

The algos brought us down.

The algos bring us back up.

All hail automation.

>>12247665
lets all write a bunch of articles to cause them to pump/dump at our whim

>>12247573
>Built from something called a job?

Gross.

>>12247680
ok buddy

>>12247680

Looks about to pop off there pham. Hot value.

>>12247680
how much of a fucking retard do you have to be to invest in something like shipping or any unprotected logistics company

>>12247414
dube, Elliott waves, Fibonacci levels, ichimoku clouds, people misunderstand them because they think they are tea leave pidgeion gut voodoo reading

but the secret NO ONE TELLS YOU is
the above mentioned TA are trading strategies, they DONT PREDICT ANYTHING

they help you define an edge, and that added with good risk management, you literally cant lose money
smelliot waves are just as good as anything else

500 point drop tomorrow

>>12247824
That would be something great

>>12247824

The Dow will now alternate between massive gains and massive losses, for ever.

>>12247852
swing traders become kings

about to buy stocks for the first time, what should I buy

>>12247882
just avoid anything /biz/ mentions and you'll do alright

>>12247893
i bought a bunch of books and I'm studying up. Overwhelmed by all of the options

>>12247882
>>12247897
just don't for a bit and do your own research
this>>12247893
fomo will rape you if you let it

>>12247882
Dollar General.

>>12247882
no penny stock that the faggots here will shill you

buy a leveraged ETF that tracks an industry you think will go up in value in the near term

inverse crude oil might be good for short term and emerging markets will have a comeback

inverse nasdaq might be good too but not yet, the price of semiconductors will shoot up as these tariffs take effect

>>12247912
B U L L R U N

>>12247654
this means when we go full bull run again we should be shorting SQQQ every day right

imagine shorting $4000 to $60 lmao based

>>12247897
What books? Have you taken any econ classes or statistics?

>>12247905
You learn more having your skin in the game, that said, always start small. Maybe 100 bucks.

>>12247882

Do you wanna buy ETFs or individual companies? What sort of timeframe are you thinking about holding for? If your scope is 5+ years, you may as well split the amount you plan to invest in to five or ten pieces, then buy ones piece once a month for the next 5-10 months. For this long strategy you should focus on mostly blue chip companies that pay a decent dividend.

If you wanna yolo on bullshit that could 2x+ in the next few months, I suggest US based weed stocks. Not Canadian ones. US only.

>>12247882
I wouldn't buy anything right now, just sit back for a while and collect cash until the market relaxes.

invest in brazil
based bolsonaro is the new pinochet
huge gains to be made

>>12247938
agree

lol cool

>>12247882
GPRO

>>12247940
weed market is saturated and overvalued, don't take this schmuck's advice

>>12247528
kek

How do I enable shorting with my broker?

>>12247994
buy options
i wouldn't into options until you know what you're doing

buy inverse etfs instead

>>12247994
Tell them you're a big guy

>>12247940
>I suggest US based weed stocks. Not Canadian ones. US only.

Just to harp on this a little more while I'm on the stump: CGC, CRON, and TLRY underperformed the indices today. APHA tied the S&P. That's bad. Their charts are also a disaster.

>>12247987

US based companies are neither saturated or overvalued at this time.

Is this a bull trap?

>>12247948
>New Pinochet
>gains to be made
pick one lol

>>12247912
potato gains

>>12248001
The only thing I know is "buy low, sell high" I don't get why there have to be all these special ways of trading.
I just want to make money without fucking myself over.

>>12247882
Dude I don't fucking know what to buy. I bought derivatives on this USO shit that's tied to oil in some way or another, and they fucking went up from 30 cents to 90 cents and shit, and I have no fucking clue what I'm doing, but I bought some Jameson whiskey in honor of LCIGuy since he was contemplating drinking the morning. I dunno though Jameson whiskey isn't a whiskey I would prefer in the vast majority of cases. Maybe you should buy some Diageo, they sell tons of booze and unless there's a temperance movement you're fucking fine holding a company like them. Ticker symbol DEO. I think I might buy some my self tomorrow.

>>12247882
Literally buy stuff you use. Like Coke? Buy summa dat. Who you pay your electric/trash bill to? Buy summa dat. Who you bank with? What kinda car you drive? Buy that. It’s pretty easy tbqh.

>>12248029
Just do that before this place poisons your mind

>>12247882
Like look at what a party is going on at DEO

Diageo's beverage brands include:[43]

Beer: Guinness, Tusker, Smithwick's, Harp Lager, Kilkenny, Kaliber (non-alcoholic), Windhoek, Hop House 13, Rockshore
Scotch whisky: Johnnie Walker, Buchanan's, Cardhu, Justerini & Brooks (J&B), Bell's, Black & White, White Horse, Logan, Caol Ila, Vat 69, Oban, Talisker, Lagavulin, Black Dog, Glen Ord, Glenkinchie, Dalwhinnie, Cragganmore, Clynelish, Singleton, Haig, Royal Lochnagar, Glen Elgin, Knockando, The Dimple Pinch, King George IV, Dailuaine, Inchgower
Vodka: Smirnoff, Cîroc, Silent Sam, Popov, Ketel One
Gin: Gordon's, Tanqueray, Booth's, Nolet's
Rum: Captain Morgan, Bundaberg, Pampero, Cacique, Myers's, Zacapa
Bourbon: Bulleit, I. W. Harper,[44] Orphan Barrel[45]
American whiskey: Seagram's Seven Crown
Canadian whisky: Crown Royal, Seagram's VO
Tennessee whiskey: George Dickel
Irish whiskey: Roe & Co
Tequila: Don Julio, Peligroso, DeLeón, Casamigos
Schnapps: Black Haus, Rumple Minze
Baijiu: Shui Jing Fang, Nếp Mới
Mixed drinks: Archers, Pimm's, Jeremiah Weed, Smirnoff Cocktails
Liqueur: Baileys, Sheridans, Yukon Jack, Godiva
Rakı: Yeni Rakı, Tekirdağ Rakısı, Kulüp Rakı, Altınbaş
Diageo also distributes Unicum (Hungarian liqueur), its lighter-bodied variant Zwack.

>>12248040
Oh shit, you see I like getting pissed off at companies I use and then boycott them or find alternatives for their products and services. That is pretty decent advice though, even if you're a passive investor who doesn't check the price for weeks at a time, you'll still probably have your ear to the ground regarding news of the brands you use like that.

No buy seriously should I sell my SQQQ at 17.50? Or wait to see if the market continues downward?

>>12248086
What price did you pay for it?

>>12248107
15.50

>>12248086
Hold, This isn't the big one.

>>12248038
Alcohol is a sin
Buy the Bulls. General Mills, Campbells soup

>>12248086
You might be able to exit around $20, i'm expecting the VIX to spike again like it usually does. Stop out at 16 or wait for $20. That's shit you don't want to hold very long.

>>12248086
golden bull run continues tomorrow

>>12246786
Markets were closed in canada is what im pretty sure he meant. Tsx will pump tomorrow.

>>12248178
no the fake pamp was done when only yanks could trade to hide the blatant market manipulation

Here's a tip if you're a 1-2 year timeframe investor, friends. Look at industries that have fallen a lot in value the last years or just fell much more than the rest of the market in 2018. Now, consider whether demand for what this industry provides is going to take off. Then, figure out which companies are the best poised to take advantage of the larger market to come for their industry and invest in the 2 best unless 1 is a clear winner, but only if their stocks got unfairly justed as the rest of the industry.

Repeat with other industries.

TFW you buy a chink social media website based on profit numbers, look more closely at what kind of people use it, and find out that it's full of NEET males.

So basically like /biz/, except it's also full of female camwhores scamming the NEETs out of their money with the company taking a cut.

>all 2018 gainz wiped in a month
>One day 5% after 10 straight days of blood
This will end well

>>12248135
Dude you're supposed to sin. It's like if nobody sinned there'd be no reason for church, unless you want to go worship some dude who supposedly never sinned but managed to piss enough people off to get him self executed anyway.

>>12248204
We need to make prostitution legal. Or put women in cages before marriage. One of those.

>>12248216
It's a dead cat Right?

>>12248218
>worship some dude who supposedly never sinned
Jesus sinned plenty. God forgave him when he whipped kikes at Temple

>>12248216
Exactly. Today was TOO bullish.

>>12248204
wait. so it's like 4chan meets chaturbate? considering how much attention threads with a brapper posted in the OP get regardless of the content, I guess I shouldn't be surprised of the success

>>12248228
Yeah I forgive him too, the amount of amusement I get from christians more than makes up anything he did.

>>12248227
lol idk

>>12248228
based and usury pilled

>>12248242
>cryptodudex
cringe

>>12248252
I merely saved the image, anon.

>>12248228
that aint no sin remember, when he shot the bankers with a street sweeper? man was untouchable.

>>12248242
Is that adjusted to inflation?

>>12248238
what kind of crass attention desperate anon posts a lewd image in the OP for replies? @_@

>>12248252
Here's a better pic

Japs pushing!

>>12248275

lol

>>12248238
Yes. It's basically 4chan meets twitch meets instagram. The cash cows are neets similar to 4chan users, while the main content creators (apart from the original small community of /v/ streamers) seem to act similarly to instagram models. Their followers can spend money to buy them "presents".

>>12248316
They don't actually get any porn from it though. Just talking with a "beautiful hostess".

>>12248275
you don't even understand what the numbers on the screen mean. i guarantee that you're a pleb.

Just jumping in now, too lazy to get a feel for the thread. Who's holding puts?

>>12248325
And there's lots of individual cases of NEETs spending their entire inheritance on this in a few months.

>>12248351
I'd be happy to borrow your puts for a few days anon.

>>12248350
Oh right, golden bullrun guys

>>12248371
seething pleb lmao

>>12246524
Pension rebalancing

>>12248275
>what is inflation

>>12247936
If you can maintain the margin, why not? Or why not use tqqq instead?

>>12248276

Yeah! Gap up and refilled the previous gap down. Yesterday's spinning top candle confirmed dragon fly.

>>12248325
That's like paying for a hooker that doesn't even let you squeeze her tits. How long until the neets figure out or more importantly how many new neets can they scam?

>>12248414
Beta thirst will be in surplus until humans go extinct

>>12248414

Don't underestimate the tendency for lonely men to flock to some girl running a non-lewd stream where she pretends to be nice to them and give them some very minimal attention.

>>12248135
Fuck off Orlando its your bed time.

>>12247573
you forgot about short term capital gains vs long term capital gains tax

>>12248414
It's China. The supply is infinite. Company market cap is 2 billion, but that's like two dollar per Chinese person, or roughly $200 per scam victim, and as a social media platform for neets it seems to be wildly successful.

With that said, they have a reasonably large pool of spoiled female users and are attracting more, and those are also terrible with money. So they're expanding to channels with more normie interests to get them to spend money in turn.

Bobo gang, bobo gang, bobo gang, bobo gang
Bobo gang, bobo gang, bobo gang, (bobo gang!)

Spend ten racks on some more shorts
Boomer dad do luh wearing jorts (bobo gang)

I all in on that inverse ETF (brr)
I got that feel when no gf (yuh)

Fuck a bitch in the Gucci flops
Rather go buy some credit swaps

Bobo gang, bobo gang, bobo gang, bobo gang
Bobo gang, bobo gang, bobo gang, (bobo gang!)

>>12248483
To be completely unironic, based and redpilled. Just based and redpilled is all I can say at this moment.

>>12247388
wave 2 is historically the most violent wave

>>12248477
I don't trust the chinks enough to invest my hard earned capital in their social media non-lewd ponzi scheme. I think I'd be better off just buying a few dozen of these chink chicks and putting them in front of a camera in a warehouse some where in an undisclosed location.

lmao futures right now are like "dude are we even allowed to be up here? better not move"

>>12248216
You forgot
>no catalyst for the pump whatsoever

>>12248564
>>12248216
>no catalyst for the pump whatsoever

how about the selloff that's been going on for the past month for no real reason

>>12248564
>
>no catalyst for the pump whatsoever
Christmas sales broke $1 trillion for the first time this year. That's totally the reason. It's not like Trump just met with the so-called "plunge protection team" over the weekend or anything. It's a totally organic pump.

>>12248564
PPT

>>12248572
Are you a libtard or just retarded?
Democrats winning the house is the biggest reason.

>>12248587
pls don't pwn me epic style ben shapiro

>>12248204
Suddenly I feel a lot better about western social media sites' monetization schemes. China is a full-on dystopia in comparison.

>>12248599
you've got 2 years of absolutely nothing getting done legislatively unless there's a huge market crash and bi-partisan bailout shit IE 10 years ago. You've got a lot to learn kiddo.

>>12248632
How is it different from a non-adult myfreecams or chaturbate?

Thursday (Dec 27) will be green again. Friday (Dec 28) will be green but a massive sell off will start around 1pm and we finish red. Real carnage is going to start in Jan 2019. Get ready to clinch your buttholes.

Screenshot this.

>>12248638
>political gridlock isn't good for the markets

>>12247882
Wait for the massive dip in Jan 2019 before buying anything. There's going to be massive discounts in the first quarter of 2019 before the trade deal gets done.

>slight green trend with high volatility tapering off over the next year. New ATH in July

It will be so.

>>12248575
As soon as the market realizes this won't be repeated next year the poor sentiment will return.

>>12248673
they're going to impeach my president, articles of impeachment will be filed on January 7th bro

>>12248710
the plunge protection poon patrol will be back in february after Trump's impeachment and they've implemented a 100% tax on the 1%

>Its a bubble
>We're oversold
>We're approaching neutral
>This shit is undervalued
>Holy shit buy cheapies
>Oh fuck
>Oh fuck fuck fuck
>OH FUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

kek people actually believe there can be a sustained rally with 2.5% interest rates. This bull market was built on 0%. PPT or no PPT we're going down until Fed cuts rates. There are more things wrong with the financial system than in 2008 (and that's just the things we can see).

The fact that there actually is a PPT should scare the shit out of you not excite you.

>>12246667
Did you screenshot your own text? Why?

>>12248805
why are we raising rates when we could just stay where we were and stay golden bull

>>12248828
yeah.. lets encourage debt build up

Next 10 replies with tickers decides my /biz/ ETF

>>12248861
Tetra BioPharma. 10x in two years max.

>>12248861
DRIP

>>12248828
lol retard

>>12248861
CARV
It's a bank run by darkies

>>12248861
>>12248876
If you're actually going to buy it, change it to AWK

>>12248861
Get something that's not retarded and queer. RICK is a chain of titty bars. Get some titty bars in your portfolio.

>>12248861
HMNY

Who will win in the long term?

biggest bull trap in history

>>12248933
what is this question? what you mean win long term? will be higher price? not go bankrupt? will fall less?

>>12248961
he's obviously asking of the two which won't be the loser you fucking newfag.

>>12248861
LIT

>>12248861
NIG

>>12248960
>t. trapped bear

>>12248975
Based and ragepilled

>>12248975
dont call me newfag its just a dumb question. thats like saying whats better long term, pears or apples? based on what? do you want speculate in bubble or earn divs or invest based on value or which one is safer?

>>12248993
GER

>>12248933
DIS. Both will do well, but DIS is a stalwart with its fingers in everything. Plus Walt hated jews

>>12249003
You're a massive faggot stop navel gazing
>>12249015
I'm holding DIS for old man Walt

>>12248872
Blindly buying
>>12248876
An ETF within an ETF. Ok. And an inverse one to boot
>>12248880
Niggers
>>12248881
I've got both tickers in now
>>12248904
Good one
>>12248915
And fuck you nigger i knew someone was gonna say this

>>12249015
lmao he WAS a Jew. Otherwise he wouldn't be involved in faking the moonlanding

>>12249033
Covfefe pls

>>12249033
You meet up with Lunchbro?

>>12248999
Kek’d and checked

>>12249034
>Blindly buying

k just so you know and i don't feel liable if you get wrecked hard and fast; Tetra is a biomeme AND a weed meme in one. They're doing clinical trials for several weed derivative meds indicated for fibromyalgia and fast onset cancer pain as a possible alternative therapy to opioids.

Have fun!

>>12248861
SDS

>>12246582
Well I warned you, retard. I'm the anon who is down 40k. I fucking told you and so did everyone else that it'd be up eventually. I honestly didn't think it'd be this quick though, I made 10 grand today.

>>12249075
I don't care. It's gonna be cap weighted after titty bar weighted

>>12249118

Sweet. 10x. Two years. Target price $7 leaf shekels.

>>12248961
>what is this question?
Room temp IQ. They are obviously after each other and this is called hedge. You only need to pick the winner and benefit twice. Read the fucking news anon.

is buying a house right now worth it compared to throwing money at rent in a stupid apartment?

it'd cut my savings rate in equities in half or so, currently i buy $1000 worth of index funds and blue chippers a month

>>12246582
To be honest, the whole house of cars will crash down eventually. That much is for certain. And at first I thought it was definitely going to be bad but the longer I had to ruminate the more I felt like it was just the market reacting to bad news and not the market actually having a reason to go down.
>buy guns, buy water, buy food, buy gold
You should be doing this anyways, because when the whole exit scam economy finally DOES crash, just shorting the index isn't going to be enough to save you.

>>12248672
1pm in what time zone

>>12249179
The only time zone that matters

>>12246582

this board is a contrarian indicator

>>12249247
Mountain time
>>12249067
No it's not lunch bro it's "ding ding ding" poster

>>12249145
Housing prices will probably crash in a year or two max.

SELL SELL SELL

>>12248703
Why is there goind to be a massive dip? and how do you know?

I'm learning how to invest, and the stock market.

>>12249271
this unironically may be a good time to sell if you were bleeding on christmas. It might go up more, but that's a big risk. Whether it goes up or down in the short term, it'll almost certainly go down in the mid term.

>>12249261
so your saying you think prices are at a point currently where if your looking to buy, you should wait? my current lease ends like next October i believe, so i'd be buying around then

my city literally has 3 bed 2 bath 2 car garage houses for $150-170k availble everywhere, in good shape too its not all trap houses, they are ready to live in

>>12248714
they're going to take peaches away from him?

>>12249296
those are pretty good prices compared to national prices so do whatever. But I would definitely expect prices to crater in the next recession, not quite 2008 levels, but still low.

If rent is also low, then for sure wait.

>>12249332
i dont have enough knowledge of house prices relative to rent prices to know, but i also pay $730 or something a month for a 700 sqft apartment, and those houses avialble are anywhere from 1100-1400 sqft, with of course the other advantages houses bring over apartments

it seems like in comparison that buying a house is a better option between the 2 in my area, is that where the national markets currently are or is my area out of line with the average?

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
But when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry, I wanna die

>>12249355
Cringe and betapilled

>>12249310
I think he means they're gonna put him in a giant peach, like in that book by Levar Burton.

>>12249342
those are pretty average rents, but it might be worth to wait to get 10-20% lower housing prices. Although, of course, you're not getting that bad of a deal as is so maybe just think about what you think would be better, saving about $15,000 bucks or having a better more comfortable home for an extra one or two years.

I don't talk to cucks without good taste in music and melancholy.

>>12248861
SVXY

N E W T H R E A D

>>12249470
>>12249470
>>12249470

N E W T H R E A D

>>12249470
>>12249470
>>12249470

N E W T H R E A D

>>12249145
Get a Condo, never be a rent cuck unless you know you’re going to move in less than 3 years.

>>12248672
screenshatted

>>12249295
No matter what the actual situation, the only investment strategy I learned has been to

SELL SELL SELL

I don't know when to buy. Anytime is a good time to

SELL SELL SELL

for me.

Chink and Nippon stock markets are up. I expect US stocks to follow.

>>12248526
Ip: Logged

>>12248933

>>12246647

Whats the software that your using to view your stocks like in your pic related?

>>12246553
I thought this was something that only happened in crypto haha

>>12246464
Dude I swear the guy making these SMG threads have the exact same fetishes as me

Can anyone give me some advise?

Looking to enter the stock market via Interactive Brokers but due to work and school I doubt I will be able to manage my stocks more than once every week or two.

My question is what stocks should I be investing a small portion of my savings to for a few years (3-5 years)

I know some basic stock market strategy and definitions... also what research do you do when looking for a new stock to invest into?

>>12247227

>Because world ended after WW1
>Because world ended after WW2
>Because world ended ...

Holy shit you're retarded.

>>12248029
>The only thing I know is "buy low, sell high"

Y're never gonna make it.

The /biz/ way is to "BUY HIIIIIGH, SEEEEEEL LOW!"

>>12247471
kekd

>>12247818
zis guy seems to know