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12242432 No.12242432 [Reply] [Original]

>Bought presents for entire family.
>Didn't get anything.
>Not even a fucking pair of socks or cookies or some shit.
>Nothing.
>Gf didn't even give me head.

Fucking ungrateful shits. Where should I run away to?

>> No.12242470

>GF that doesn't give head
Marry a latina woman OP they can't get enough

>> No.12242472

>>12242432
youll get plenty of head if you run away to morroco

>> No.12242477

>>12242470
plus if you married Latina her family would be guaranteed to give you gifts or at least a shit ton of tamales for Christmas to eat

>> No.12242480

>>12242432
Christmas presents are a meme. Get over yourself faggot

>> No.12242492

>>12242432
why do you give expecting anything back though. isnt that what donating is, just giving love
give love to people without expecting love back and it adds up just giving love and expecting something are like snaky entrepreneurs

>> No.12242501

>>12242477
my point exactly

>> No.12242505

>>12242492
The fallacy in that logic is that you become a doormat.

>> No.12242574

>>12242432
Was it fully clear that there would be presents?

>> No.12242685

>>12242432
Most women like to suck dick. I remember some guy I worked with who came in the next day with a huge smile on his face. It was Valentine's Day the day before and he said he went out, got flowers, etc and his wife blew him. It was almost sad, you could tell it had been awhile. In stable relationships, it would seem I generally received sex when I wanted it. Sorry OP

>> No.12243046

Sounds like they're right.

>> No.12244287

>>12242472
Underrated

>> No.12244771

>>12242470
Watch the movie Blow to find out the problem with latina women.

I'll save you the trouble actually: they're fucking thots.
Asian women are best

>> No.12244812

>tfw gf always wants to give me head
>tfw she's terrible at it

>> No.12244838

>>12244812
Get one of those ring gags and tie her to a post. Then she won't have to be good.

>> No.12244860

>>12244812
Just ask her to try out new techniques to see what w0rks. I like tongue stuff right on that sensitive spot and along the corpora spongiosum

>> No.12244868

>>12244771
black women too dumb
latina women too hot, dumb
asian women too calculated, cold
white women just right

>> No.12244893

>>12244771
It’s nice to have nice things George

>> No.12244925

>>12244812
>tfw when nf

>> No.12244982

>>12242432
Op did you go down on your gf? Hypocrite

>> No.12245151
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12245151

>>12244771
an asian woman sound fun at first but remember: they grow up

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>>12242432
I love you OP

I give you rare pepe as Christmas present:)

>> No.12245194

>>12245151
Why can't I be this handsome

>> No.12245297

>>12242470
My gf is Korean and she literally begs me to let her suck my dick all the time. My ex was the same. It’s amazing. I can’t imagine being with a girl that doesn’t love pleasing me.

>> No.12245379

>>12244838
>>12244860
She's trying, and she definitely mixes it up a lot, but I think the core of the problem is just that her mouth's too small. Her dentist says she has "A narrow opening", so even when she opens as wide as she can she still can't get more than the head in there.

>> No.12245386

>>12242432

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

>> No.12245526

>>12244812
There are tutorials on Pornhub on how to suck dick and how to eat pussy. Show them to her