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12241333 No.12241333 [Reply] [Original]

Never Let An Bad Orange Man On The Road Be An End To Your Journey.

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:
1_800_273_8255

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Victims of Orange Man's Baffonery:
>>12236225

>> No.12241341

Trump will save the market. If you're a patriot you should load up on the dip

>> No.12241366

>>12241333
Sentiment is still dreadful. I'm going to load up on vix.

>> No.12241369

hedging with bitcoin.

>> No.12241375

>>12241341
He's not failed us this far, just a bit more trust.

>> No.12241379

Trump will save the market. If you're a patriot you should load up on the dip

>> No.12241389
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>>12241341
>>12241379
bots are getting lazy

>> No.12241411

>>12241369
I know it's a meme but what the hell is bitcoin a hedge for what does it actually protect you against. There's very little reason to expect it'd be a safehaven asset in a crisis.

>> No.12241442

>>12241369
You might as well just hedge by drawing all remaining cash from your savings account and putting it in your socks.

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YALL READY FO DIPS

>> No.12241588
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What are we shorting today goyim?

>> No.12241605

Wait, what the fuck? I thought the market was crashing?

>> No.12241705
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>>12241605
>b-b-b-but a bunch of anons on 4chan and a terminally ill guro fetishist told me that the market was crashing and would nebur ebur go up again, how could they possibly be wrong

>> No.12241743
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Imagine believing this

>> No.12241751

>>12241743
Markets will recover in January confirmed.

>> No.12241767

<1% up while >3% down FOR A MONTH. Sorry faggots. Short the rally and make some money back.

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merry late christmas /smg/

>> No.12241814

Open the fucking market already.

>> No.12241827
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>>12241705
mother fudger -_-;
S&P down 500 points ever since started shilling SPXU

>> No.12241831

>>12241814
ring a bell, maybe they'll fall for it

>> No.12241837

>>12241743
Santa Claus rally turned into '' It's normal to have drop in the end of December''.

This is sad.

>> No.12241856
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>>12241605
It's going to be yet another head fake. Just watch.

>> No.12241857

>>12241605
It will and it is. It's bear market now and will continue for 6 months. that doesn't mean that every day is going to be red though. there will be some up days

>> No.12241862

I should note that my original predictions in October anticipated a crash in January, something I only revised after oil prices fell. I wouldn't be surprised if it goes either way at this point.

>> No.12241864

>>12241743
He's right you know.

>> No.12241877

Britbongs, ignoring the current political / economic climate, are we better off investing only in UK stocks / index funds? I currently use eToro because it’s easy as hell and cheap. But don’t like having to convert my £ into $. If the pound ever recovers my returns are gonna get raped. What are the best long term investment options for UK investors? FTSE, well-established high dividend stocks and low risk ETFs?

>> No.12241878

>>12241837
We had record retail sales, the drop was because we pulled out of Syria and top level Jews kvetched

>> No.12241886

>>12241864
I just read on CNBC that this is all Trump's fault, and they're going to impeach him next year and the markets will go lower and it will still be his fault.

>> No.12241915
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>>12241827
there has been a correction, but people on here are treating it like a recession is guaranteed
there's a good chance that these small spec bears will get bogged if they don't exit their shorts on time

>> No.12241938

Going on a moon mission today :DDD

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>>12241827
also

>saving a thumbnail

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futures up almost 80 points kek

>> No.12242012

>>12241983
t-thank you
that was an old pic bugging ma image folder for years

>>12241915
we already in recession tho

>> No.12242021

Time to sell your dollars kids. It was fun while it lasted but we're going to see a weakened demand for the USD across the world, better off going long in the metals, and now that the holidays are over you should sell your live cattle if you haven't and wait for the cheapies come the spring time.

>> No.12242037

>>12242021
NO! NOT MY LEAN HOGS!

>> No.12242050
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>>12242037
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12242066

Massive oil bounce today

>> No.12242074

>>12242066
this is what needs to be watched. oil prices are driving credit markets due to all of the debt oil cos are under, and credit markets are driving stock prices. oil is the tell

>> No.12242076

GALT GALT GALT GALT GALT

>> No.12242077

Bought the dip at open, let's see how high that dead cat bounces.

>> No.12242090
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>>12242076
see, it's going to be alright
small biotech stocks like this are extremely volatile, but if the fundamentals are good and you have the patience to hold through volatility, they can pay off in the long term

>> No.12242091

>>12241993
Based 90's
Sauce? Any fan lewds

>> No.12242104

>>12242090
You think GALT will get bought out?

>> No.12242112

POST YOUR TEARS, BEARS.
GOLDEN BULL RUN IS BACK ON THE MENU.
HAHAHAHA

>> No.12242113

fake ass pump. PPT on suicide watch

>> No.12242114
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goodnight smg

>> No.12242117

DUMP IT

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aaaaaaaaaand we are back!

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Fuck me life lads

Why did I invest in Facebook

>> No.12242132

>>12242125

FUCK OFF

OBVUOUS BULL TRAP

BURN IT TO THE GROUND DRUMPF

>> No.12242140
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>>12242012
>we already in recession tho
We've already had two successive quarters of negative GDP growth? How did I miss that?

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God, these spy puts are free money. Feels so good.

>> No.12242145

>>12242104
I think either a BO or a partnership will happen by the end of Q1 2019, just based on the fact that they haven't fired Back Bay and announced their phase 3 trial design yet, and that their billionaire backer was willing to extend his line of credit to them into 2019
They've been silent for an unusually long period of time when it would be in their best interest to move forward and announce their future plans
That, to me, indicates that they're in progress with negotiations for something

https://www.streetwisereports.com/article/2018/12/24/therapeutics-developer-secures-patents-continues-phase-3-trial-planning.html

>> No.12242149

>>12242130
ZUCC'D

>> No.12242152

the fuck this lame ass pump lmao

bull fags kidding themselves like always

>> No.12242157

>>12242104
>>12242145

>In a Dec. 19 research note, H.C. Wainwright & Co. analyst Ed Arce reported that Galectin Therapeutics Inc. (GALT:NASDAQ) continues to advance its corporate programs while working to finalize the plan for a Phase 3 trial of its galectin-3 inhibitor, GR-MD-02, in patients with nonalcoholic steatohepatitis (NASH) cirrhosis without esophageal varices.

>Those efforts pertaining to the Phase 3 study, Arce summarized, include incorporating and refining advice and guidance from the FDA and outside NASH experts. Additionally, the company's strategic adviser, Back Bay Life Science Advisors, continues discussions with potential partners about securing the rights to GR-MD-02. Galectin's management indicated it will announce the Phase 3 trial design and specifics, including cost and timeline, once planning is done and a protocol is in place that the FDA deems acceptable.

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>> No.12242166

>>12242130
just buy more and average down the cost. Facebook is the future of advertisement

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Oh fuck me, I completely forgot about an investment I did through a swedish bank and when I finally got home to check the account I was down 28%.
Too many accounts on too many places, diversity sucks dick..

>> No.12242170

>>12242152
Say it with me
G O L D E N B U L L R U N

>> No.12242175

Sell the bounce. This is now a traders market not investors

/thread

>> No.12242176

HAHA IT BEGINS


EAT SHIT BULLS

>> No.12242177

This cheap oil is pissing me off. Losing money being long oil is fucking bullshit, but there's solace in the fact I can just blame sand niggers and call them cock sucking assholes.

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>>12242170

>> No.12242188

>>12242166
lol, nah the democrats want to regulate the fuck out of them to protect the idiots that supply them with their entire life story.

>> No.12242193

>>12242177
Oil is going to 20 dollars. wtf are you doing?

>> No.12242202

>>12242170
this is a bull trap, next stop SPY 2275.

>> No.12242206

>>12242202
Zero momentum now

>> No.12242215
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>>12242202
>SPY 2275

>> No.12242225

>>12242202
COPE.
You thought you could get money out of the boomers?
THEY OWN YOU.

>> No.12242226

>>12242166
That's what I've been doing the whole time already

>> No.12242231

>>12242215
sorry I was wrong not SPY. S&P 500 to 2275.

>> No.12242241
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>>12242176
am observing the STRANGEST BUY WALLS
have never seen anything like these in 1 year of watching DOM

am thinking there really are such things as plunge protectors
am really really doubting we gonna crash back down today too hard

am gonna long pretty hard if we drop back to 235

>>12242140
that just once metric out of dozens

>> No.12242251

Ah yes another morning pump and sell off. Day 10 in a row or so?

>> No.12242253

rolling over 270

>> No.12242254

Officially bought the SQQQ meme. Please market direction, don't change today.

>> No.12242260

>>12242251
Eating into that gap up now. We're going down I repeat. Worst month since 2001 before the week's over.

>> No.12242269

>>12242241

SQQQ $100 by 2020

The era of the eternal red bear has begun

>> No.12242286

>>12242260
vxx 2% its happening ron paul gif

>> No.12242293

2300 at close?

>> No.12242302

AAAAAAAA AA
WTF IS GOING ON
THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE GOLDEN BULL

>> No.12242305

>>12242254
you'll be fine, shit dumps later in the day in bear markets

>> No.12242309

>>12242269
More like 180. bear markets make huge moves fast. it will snowball. Soros will lead us there.

>> No.12242322

Annnnnndddd we're back.
Get fucked bulls.

>> No.12242328

Guys should I buy a few dozen SQQQ to hedge against my Facebook position?

>> No.12242338

kids are buying stocks with their cash gifts on xmas, happens every year. all green from here on out

>> No.12242342

>>12242309
Hey Jay, don't let the Golden Bull gore your ass on the way back up.

>> No.12242352

It begins.

>> No.12242355

>>12242322
we are still green. Bulls are in control

>> No.12242359
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seriously if we just drop of cliff all day -_-<

>> No.12242363

234 gonna break soon. sweet.

>> No.12242364

>>12242338
This.
I heard a bunch if kids in the mall talking about all the Ford sick that they're gonna buy.

>> No.12242365

>>12242338
Plus wallstreet holiday bonuses.

>> No.12242367
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Here it comes

>> No.12242369

red dead

>> No.12242382

>>12242355
Not anymore :^y

>> No.12242385

>>12242364
Kids don't go to malls anymore and they don't talk about buying Ford ffs. Stop trying to make us believe this is the bottom.

>> No.12242392

>>12242367
>>12242369
>>12242382
Bear market cancelled.
Get fucked bears.

>> No.12242393
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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-still-looks-like-just-a-stock-market-correction-not-something-worse-2018-12-26

We are fine

>> No.12242396

>>12241333
MNGA gearing up for a nice P&D
You lads buyin?

>> No.12242401

Ventas a good buy?

>> No.12242402

>>12242342
There will never be another one on my watch.

>> No.12242405

Ok I bought SQQQ, get ready for a green day.

>> No.12242408

>>12242385
half the undergrads in my lab have robinhood, the poor ones buy shit like ford and GE, the not so poor ones buy shit like aapl and fb

they certainly don't go to malls though


I don't know why they don't trade options. One of them thanked me for telling him to buy TZA and SQQQ a few weeks back though.

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>>12242365
>tfw dont get my bonus until after 4Q results are announced in february

>> No.12242413

>>12242402
Well since your the guy crashing the market, what is your portfolio looking like?

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>>12242393
>Mark Hulbert

>> No.12242416

>>12242392
Rekt
Prepare that anus, bullboi. I'm going in dry.

>> No.12242421

>>12242393
Ah the trusty ol' news. When they say shit like this you know it's time to sell.

>> No.12242422
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golden bull run today!

>> No.12242423

>>12242408
>advising people to buy 3x ETFs
smart brah

>> No.12242426
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

and if you aren't dollar cost averaging you're missing a massive opportunity over the next 10-12 months

>> No.12242427

This dump is insane. SPX chart looks like a crypto exit scam lmao.

>> No.12242431
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>>12242393
easy money

>> No.12242433

>>12242423
I told them to cut losses at -20% and take gains at +30%

>> No.12242434

>>12242408
So the poor ones stay poor and the not so poor ones get poorer, but they're all dumb except for some one who heard something from some one itt?

>> No.12242443

>>12242433
okay, thought you were just flinging advicve without time durations or targets

>> No.12242444

Buy MRIN he said. It will bring boomer gains, he said.
Why the hell did I listen to you, /smg/...

>> No.12242451

>>12242434
I was on fortnite and everyone was talking about buying f and tsla with their Christmas money.

>> No.12242460

>>12242444
MNGA is gearing for a run
do yourself a favor and make some fucking money

>> No.12242465

>>12242444
>taking advice from renegade Mongolian cheese farmers

>> No.12242469
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>>12242393

bb...b...buy the dip, prole. I don't want to hold onto these baggies....plz...

>> No.12242478

is mu going to 80 or was wsb memeing me?

>> No.12242483

FUCK I CANT BUY SQQQ IN EUROPE

ProShares does not provide a paper informing about risks that is necessary for EU

>> No.12242484

>>12242451
Well I guess that's it, time to exit the whole market.

>> No.12242488

>>12242451
better than tilray and snap

>> No.12242489

>>12242478
>wsb
You need to go back.

>> No.12242497
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PROCEED WITH THE DUMP

>> No.12242498

>>12242483
Well that's what you get for letting commies run your republic.

>> No.12242503

>>12242489
its the same shit as this board if you have been there for 30 secs

>> No.12242514

Missing the early close deadline on the 24th actually saved me about a grand thanks to the early rally
Honestly expected it to open down 2 to 4%
I guess this was my Christmas present, not getting fucked as hard in the ass, and they included a reach around.

>> No.12242517

>>12242503
>Mandatory namefagging
>No images
Not the same

>> No.12242518

>>12242483
what about xtrackers

>> No.12242519
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>time weighted: -8%
>when you have an impressive diversified portfolio
>but all of them are negative

I want to survive 2019. I hate this

>> No.12242521

>>12242503
They obviously meme'd you into buying into a failing market sector. So yeah you're right, it's the exact same thing as here. Pick up some mediterranean poon patrol. Prime level and oil should start bouncing back now that production has been reduced. Puts an increased demand on their tankers.

>> No.12242544

>>12242130
its a good one if the Zucc is smart and jumps on the video game streaming services in the future, ala-Netflix.

>> No.12242562

>>12242483
You can find 3x leveraged ETFs related to american markets even in EU, look at QQQS.MI for example

>> No.12242563

Another garbage day of irrelevant up and downs. Why can't it just crash already? Nobody makes any money from this wishywashy shit.

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>>12242519
Diversity is strength, anon

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ugh heres the breakdown RIP longs
gonna need to make a SPY sub 230 thread image now....

>> No.12242586

>>12242413
SDOW CPB DG

>> No.12242588
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My president told me to buy the dip so I bought it with every available dollar I had and now I'm losing it all! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.12242598

>>12242588
I THOUGHT TRUMP CARED ABOUT THE LITTLE MAN.
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12242602

>>12242588
I didn't catch that tweet, did he really tell everybody to buy the market?

>> No.12242604

>>12242563
hehe bears are getting salty

>> No.12242606

My dad keeps insisting I've lost money with McDonald's stocks. They're one of the few I haven't lost money on. Why does he keep asking?

>> No.12242628

>>12242602
>“I have great confidence in our companies. We have companies, the greatest in the world, and they’re doing really well. They have record kinds of numbers. So I think it’s a tremendous opportunity to buy,” Trump said after speaking with U.S. troops deployed abroad via video conference.

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>>12242582
just saw a guy on tradingview that uses the same rainbow thing that you do
is there a name for that

>> No.12242635

>>12242606
Your dad is probably retarded and wants you to buy FAANG.
Fast food stocks do okay during a recession

>> No.12242640

>>12242632
Looks like Fibonacci?

>> No.12242644

>>12242602
yes

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>>12242628
>we're in the timeline where the commander in chief pump and dumps on America

JUST

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>>12242632
Fibonacci levels!
don't really use these things anymore though

am almost purely DOM watcher now

>> No.12242652

>>12242632
Those are Fibonacci Levels.

>> No.12242657

>>12241341
This. Skin pinko faggots alive and send them straight to Hell.

>> No.12242660
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Here we go

>> No.12242661

PLUNGE GANG NO!!!

>> No.12242665

does the market close at normal time today?

>> No.12242666

Buy the dip aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa. suckers.

>> No.12242667

get fucked bulls

>> No.12242668
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>>12241369

>> No.12242672

>>12242635
I always wondered that, since most casual dining restaurants aren't doing nearly as well, does that mean more of the new generation are learning to cook or just buying the processed frozen stuff in bags from the grocery and warming it up in a microwave?
If I wasn't doing well financially, the last thing I'd be doing is spending 10+$/day on fast food, though the frozen shit at grocery stores is hardly better priced
Then again I can cook, so I don't know how most folks do their food shopping.

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>>12242665
yes

>> No.12242684

>>12242672
buy the family size and it's two of your meals for the day. or you just get fat by eating twice as much like me.

>> No.12242686

>>12242635
He's a memer that's been shilling gold since he put all of his money into it in 2012.

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>>12242254
It's not a meme it's a fucking way of life

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12242692

>>12242686

Smart man

>> No.12242695

bought 10k in silver before xmas, already up $0.30. nice.

>> No.12242704

>>12242672
Younger generations don't know how to cook. They also like instant gratification which is why fast food is bigger with them.
But when there recession hits, no one can really afford to go to a site down restaurant and pay $70 for a family of 4. Instead they'll been going to fast food joints when they wanna eat out

>> No.12242706

>>12242640
>>12242648
>>12242652
ty
i'm trying to get a basic idea of how TA works while I have spare time sitting around waiting for my positions to play out
adding fibonacci retracements to my list of indicators to look into (along with bollinger bands, ichimoku clouds, rsi, and macd)

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>>12241856
What a surprise.

>> No.12242708

BULLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.12242711

>>12242692
Smart until you realise it's not nearly that valuable today.

>> No.12242713

>>12242687
So far so good

>> No.12242721

My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because I convinced her to invest in ETFs.

I'm crying right now. She's taking her son with her to her mom's place tomorrow because "I dont want him to grow up with a failure for a father".

What do?

>> No.12242724

>>12242706
none of that shit works, support and MA levels are all you need

>> No.12242728

>>12242721
stop giving people shitty advice retard

>> No.12242733

>>12242721
Set up a trust fund for the kid, consisting of 100% TVIX.

>> No.12242735

>>12242721
"Taking her son"
Be happy that you don't have to raise Tyrones kid anymore.

>> No.12242736

if i put 10k into Ford right now, will I be a millionaire by 2022?

>> No.12242739

>>12241333
how can I invest if I'm outside the US and have no residence?

>> No.12242742

>>12242721
congratulations.

>> No.12242743

>>12242724
starting with the basics would be a good idea

>>12242728
>>12242733
>>12242735
it's a cryptofag posting epic bait

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>>12242721
>her son

>> No.12242746

The Plunge Protection team is holding the fucking line

>> No.12242747

>>12242736
I'm gonna buy it at $5

>> No.12242758

>>12242721
>imagine dating a single mom
Disgust

>> No.12242759

>>12242746

For how long?

>> No.12242760

>>12242747
i like ford dropping sedans and focusing on electric SUVs and doubling down on pickups. i think anything below $8 is a great price

>> No.12242784

>>12242739
Any online trader that lets you invest in US markets. Where are you from?

>> No.12242791

my robinhood application has been processing for like 2 weeks. will it not finish until i link a bank account?

>> No.12242798

Oil is skyrocketing.
What this means?

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Please hold
...
Hi, Sir?
It seems your wife is currently busy with the bull.
His advice was to "try again later mufugga"
Will that be all?
...
Very well Sir, I hope it's not too cold outside tonight.

>> No.12242801

>>12242721
>taking her son
cuck detected

>> No.12242804

Oil made a nice bounce. I'm green as fuck right now.

>> No.12242805

>>12242791
It can take a while for seemingly no reason

>> No.12242819

high oil prices complete the "perfect storm" checklist
it's over

>> No.12242822

>>12242784
Central America, more specifically El Salvador, I'm trying to sign up for robinhood but it asks me for a us address and I don't have one

>> No.12242827
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Well, /biz/. Should you listen?

>> No.12242834

>>12242798
Our WTI is really the best and sweetest crude. It's a great product, and the whole world loves our oil. The keep it in the ground movement is funded by George Soros in an effort to destabilize our economy. We will continue to supply the world with out sweet crude, this is a great time to buy.

>> No.12242838

>>12241333
Alright. Barrick Gold guy, I'm in.

>> No.12242846

>>12242819
crash stocks. layoff workers. shoot oil price though the roof. raise rates. foreclose on homes. How to collapse a country step by step.

>> No.12242859

BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH LMAO

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>>12242834
Your portfolio is now doomed. The boss knows what you're holding.

>> No.12242861

>>12242819
>>12242846
y'all niggas be shook over a tiny oil bounce

>> No.12242873

>>12242861
typically a recession causes lower oil prices due to less demand.

>> No.12242880

>>12242822
I'm not sure what brokers are available there, but a quick google search should give you something. Robinhood is US only.

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>>12242861
this general has been in a constant state of panic since october

>> No.12242883

>>12242861
I happened to profit on that tiny bounce!

>> No.12242889

>>12242827
if you haven't been DCAing into your favorite standards during the last four months, why are you here

>> No.12242904

>>12242834
It keeps suprising me how Soros is seemingly behind every political and activist organization that promotes irrational and illogical thinking.
>BLM
>Keep it in the ground
>LGBT
I get that Soros wants to profit but he's litterly the embodiment of the corrupt capitalist that plunders the world for profit. He's an amazing reminder of human greed and the possibility of utter corruption. It can be sometimes hard to imagine what levels of corruption people can stoop to. But then I remind me of Old man Soros and I quickly come to my senses.

(Even his name sounds like an evil villain)

>> No.12242912

>>12242904
I don't have any evidence that the keep it in the ground movement is funded by Soros, however he likes creating fud and then scooping up cheapies from it.

>> No.12242917

>>12242904
reptilians live for 800 years too. just imagine how much destruction he will accomplish long after you are gone too.

>> No.12242958 [DELETED] 

>>12242917
The power of destruction sure is great in this one. Could you get political amnesty if you were to assasinate him?

>> No.12242967

>>12242958
Well if you were to assassinate him think of all the pissed off politicians that wouldn't be getting contributions. I highly doubt it.

>> No.12242977

Lol whjy da fuq this shit green

>> No.12242980

I’m looking for stocks with: (1) high dividend yield (5%+ per annum) and (2) have maintained or increased dividends for at least 10 years. Can anyone name me some stocks that match these criteria or help me find them? I don’t think there’s screeners for the second criterium I mentioned.

>> No.12242995

>>12242977
checked and I checked myself, WE'RE (barely) FUCKING GREEN AGAIN BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12243009

>>12242977
$URTY ALL IN BOIS

>> No.12243010

>>12242980
Well you can look up historical stock prices, and dividend paid out, and do the math from there.

>> No.12243011

>>12241333
In some stock markets bears have taken over on Jan 2018. The Dow fell prey to it just now. I think it's all overreaction, fear mongering and panic.

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Bizonacci told you to diversify and hedge with crypto

Why didn't you listen?

>> No.12243025

>>12242980
Why do people care about dividend? It’s equivalent to selling your stock.

>> No.12243035

>>12243022
Because crypto is bought with disposable income and isn’t a hedge at all?

>> No.12243056

>>12242873
Right now this is mostly supply issues, if it falls again, then you know it'll be demand.

>> No.12243059

Short squeeze incoming. Hold on to your butts

>> No.12243076

cmon...crash

>> No.12243079

>>12243022
I'm still sitting in cash with 0 bitcoins. I'm looking for a new entry point a little bit lower than it is right now. I'm looking for an entry in the level between $3500 and $3600

>> No.12243082

>>12243059
I see great buying opportunities too. Some stocks lost over 70% since start of 2018 due to short speculation and people think shit started just now.

>> No.12243083

redpill me on sbux bros. it's the only thing equity i've not lost money on

>> No.12243086

fucking lol at anyone who thought this was an organic crash. short squeeze coming right up!

>> No.12243094

>>12243079
DCA

>> No.12243096

>>12243083
people drink coffee and retards pay a premium for it. most people are retards to it makes lots of money. plus its expanding into china (it sells coffee and tea)

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>>12243083
>redpill me on sbux

Starbucks
It's a consumer staple

>> No.12243118

KHC has a p/e less than 5...interesting

>> No.12243120

>>12243094
nah fuck that. That's for goyim, just time the market and you'll get more money in less time.

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Been thinking about purchasing some Ventas stock for their 5% dividends, anyone who has any experience with this stock? Ty

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S&P to 2500 EOY

Bears are on a clock

>> No.12243131

>>12243082
which stocks would those be

>> No.12243138

>>12241333
That retard Powell should be fired. Lower the interest rates when the recession kicks in in 20, keep the corps afloat. Don't give the jews more money, fuck em.

>> No.12243140

Guys...I closed out my oil short today (SCO ETF) before the slight pump. Pretty happy about that. Wasn't a big position or even a huge profit, but I had been holding it for 18 months so I'm glad to have more ammunition for my true big trade, which is the DOW or the NASDAQ.

Anyway, I honestly think TQQQ is the better buy right now. It's been hit hard, and I think the worst is behind us at least in the short to medium term.

I'd buy right now if I could but I'm still waiting on settlement from liquidating all my SQQQ/PSQ prior to Christmas.

>> No.12243144

>>12243112
>>12243083
whoops, didn't mean to include that picture
I don't think you're a brainlet

>> No.12243163

>>12243140
define short to medium term. we have at best 6 months, at worst, weeks.

>> No.12243164

What is this, some sort of mass hallucination?

>> No.12243167

>>12243131
look at asx200 mining stocks or TecDAX stocks. Orocobre or Aixtron, bearish outlook by some shit banks like ubs is enough and the shorting starts even though quarterly reports tell a different story.

>> No.12243184

>>12243140
Isn't oil exactly where it was 18 months ago?

>> No.12243190

how is snapchat virtually unaffected by this bear?

>> No.12243199

>>12243184
and that even though Iran got sanctions lol

>> No.12243202

>>12243190

absolute shit cannot become any more shit

>> No.12243210

Bears getting killed left and right. This is officially the Trump golden bullrun.

>> No.12243213

>>12243210
some more correction would be fine, this is no salami crash

>> No.12243222

>>12243210
I've literally got leveraged inverse ETFs from February in the green right now.

>> No.12243230

Save us PPT! - Trump

>> No.12243234

>>12243163

I was thinking late January or February.

The NASDAQ would have recovered like 50 to 75% of its losses from December...

When does the American market report Q4 earnings?

Just a scenario.

>> No.12243236

WE
ARE
BACK

>> No.12243239

>>12243222
Wow risky. what's the leverage

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>NDX up over 2%

>> No.12243254

based Trump told us to buy the dip. Golden bullrun 2019

>> No.12243257

>>12243222
Madman

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T-time to c-cover my shorts

Said the pooh-bear, as SPX hit 2500

>> No.12243283

This is when most people start losing money.

>> No.12243297

>>12243234
Could work, but I wouldn't rule out a crash by then. Keep an eye on oil prices, if they either rise or fall dramatically then it means there's trouble.

>>12243239
>>12243257
Leverage is 2x. But it's a very small position of my overall portfolio which is why I was comfortable holding it this long.

>> No.12243303

+5% by close mark my words

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>>12243236
NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA - Warren Buffett

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I'm still 9% away from my strike

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>>12243306
>options

>> No.12243326

>>12243297
Tbh I wanted to do the same thing but couldn’t get my funds in time. Oh well at least I got a good chunk of this dip

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>>12243317
i just doubled my money using options

>> No.12243336

BUY $URTY NOW OR STAY POOR

>> No.12243347

>>12243184

Yep. Acquired SCO in early 2017 at 32, rode it up to 49 in June of 2017 and foolishly didn't cash out. And then double foolishly didn't stop loss.

Was only 4K but still.

Good lesson.

>> No.12243351

these huge swings up and down surely aren't healthy.

>> No.12243365

WTI just keeps going up.

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>>12243331
>canadian geese

triggered

>> No.12243371

>>12243351
Idc as long as I can catch these swings

>> No.12243383

>>12243351
>i'm getting chopped up
the post

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>>12242798
it has dropped alot in recent weeks and is bouncing of a support it seems

>> No.12243394

YUUUGE gains. Did Trump's PPT finally enter the battle?

>> No.12243401

>>12243304
>Waffen Buffett
Who shorted America

>> No.12243405

>>12243365

Everything is going up. Fuck I wish I had shekels to take a 3x long position on oil, DOW and NASDAQ right now.

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It's fucking parabolic

>> No.12243415

WHERE MY SHORT TERM BULL LONG TERM BEARS AT?

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>>12243412

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SPY + 6.7 % today.

Screenshot this post

>> No.12243425

It shouldn't be possible for me to time the market this bad. Literally buying and selling at the worst moments, without exception.

>> No.12243426

Okay you can stop buying the dip now guys.

Guys?

GUYS.

>> No.12243432

>>12243426
WE (short term) BULLS NOW

>> No.12243435

>SPY up 2.7%
damn

>> No.12243436

it's 9:15 where i'm at... is it being too much of an alcoholic to start drinking jameson right now?

>> No.12243439
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So empty lunch time rally, or the beginning of a new trend?

Last year I had
>Down 5% between Dec 25 and Dec 31
>Up 10% from Jan 1 to Jan 15
We doing a repeat, or have things changed?

>> No.12243445

>>12243415
I guess that's not too dissimilar from my current position since I haven't started moving much funds to a direct short yet. Right now my only losses are Verisk Analytics and my TIPS mutual fund, and at least the fund gives good dividend.

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first recyle day at last it seems, so far quite weak bounce

>> No.12243454

I just made 25% on PLUG. Thank you for the market pump

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>>12243436
do it up, you know what they say, its 420 somewhere

>> No.12243459

>>12243425
>>12243426

I did give you niggers some good tips.

BUY TQQQ I SAID

>>12239887

>> No.12243463

guy from 1/2 threads ago well done your Wednesday bounce prediction was accurate

>> No.12243466

>>12243445
I’m mostly in short term bonds, and trying my hands on trading these huge short term swings.

>> No.12243468

>>12243439
only time will tell. you'll often see rip-your-face-off rallys during bear markets. it makes them difficult to navigate.

>> No.12243487

>>12243454
>I just made 25% on PLUG
what $ did you buy at

>> No.12243488

I'm quite sure the orange man has some scandales on almost all wealthy men in the country, he is like their big daddy, whatever he tells on the news, they listen to him

> Trump: Your daddy tells you to pump the market or I will punish you
> TheWealthies: Y-yeah daddy ...

>> No.12243496

I just plussed my portfolio 50% using this one trick.

>> No.12243498

TQQQ up 9.39%

>> No.12243499

>>12243439
when is the next red blood Moon? kikes love that shit, always doing parties using your money kek

>> No.12243501

>AMZN up 5%+
>volatility is lower than average
is it going to dip again?

>tfw missed out on buying shares when it was $1,300

>> No.12243511

>>12243436
I dunno, aren't you technically working right now? Do you even give a fuck if you're being an alcoholic? If the answer to the second question is no, then who the fuck cares?

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>> No.12243530

>>12243466
Not a bad strategy. I think I'll be buying some 2 year treasuries and silver soon.

>> No.12243533

>>12243518
OC?

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It says here that you didn't buy the dip anon, care to explain yourself. You are a patriot right?

>> No.12243540

>>12243463
having said that we could be in for a repeat of last Friday though just need to wait and see

>> No.12243541

How long should I hold my URTY for? I’m thinking 3 days

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sold 2 WTR shares to use for day trading money

>> No.12243553

Earnings season is just 3 weeks away. Will it force stocks lower? higher? or just marked volatility like the last two months?

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Bears over Christmas

>> No.12243567

>>12243553
I think higher, then sell the news of course

>> No.12243576

>>12243553
>>12243553
>Will it force stocks lower? higher?


Good question wed all be rich if we had an answer

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>>12243553
Every good earnings gain is going to sell off by the end of trading after the report. It's bear season niggle.

>> No.12243584

>>12243487
Had a buy order at $1

>> No.12243587

>>12243553

Literally any company can have a terrible earnings call and go up in these price levels

Nuclear winter has already been priced in

>> No.12243600

>>12243112
it's a consumer discretionary, as its shareholders will so painfully discover.

>> No.12243630

hangman candle on the SPX 1min @ 2410 bulls should look for that to get broken before celebrating.

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>>12243600
>caring what shareholders think
i bet you kiss prostitutes on the mouth

>>12243553
let me just check my magic crystal ball...

>> No.12243635

>>12243629
>>12243629
>>12243629
NEW THREAD

>> No.12243655

>>12243600
this. no one will buy that shit if they're unemployed.

>> No.12243741

>>12242469
>>/leftypol/
also implying communist know shit about stocks. You guys have been saying it is crashing for 3 times in a fucking row. Kill yourselfs

>> No.12243859

>>12242091
I think its sabrina the teenage witch cartoon

>> No.12243885

>>12242679
>I control a society

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>>12243859
it absolutely is

i think its her younger aunt