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>familly christmas time
>Dauther of my cousin (actually have no idea what is the term for it) kind of search for physical contact with me (she is 19 im 29)
>Dont know how to react, she sits on me, directly on my willy when i lay comfy on armchair in front of fireplace like 3-4 times
>she wants to hug, let me see her in underwear (we are weird familly tho, good overall contact)
>her body is 10/10, we do a lot of sports, she is semi professional ski athlete (same as me)
>Honestly got fuckin horny but didnt try her or push it. Too shocked
>While fuckin my gf tonight gonna think about it lol

Would biz do it if it would mean familly disaster and financial losses (im lately doin businesses within familly)?
Fuckin weird

>> No.12234878

Obviously go for it

>> No.12234882

>>12234870
Obviously not, i don't shit where i eat

>> No.12235052

>>12234870
Fuck no. Thots ruin lives.

>> No.12235062

Do it

>> No.12235084

You will end up homeless for sure if you do it.

>> No.12235093

>>12234870
Do it

>> No.12235107

>>12234870
Yeah go for it.

And remember the first rule, always do the opposite we say.

>> No.12235136

>>12234870
This anon >>12235107 means never do the opposite of what /biz/ says. Fuck her in the ass, make sure she bleeds. Don't give her an orgasm, make sure she goes back to your cousin's house with a butthole full of semen and blood

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>>12234870
>While fuckin my gf tonight gonna think about it lol
You had to push it this far?
I almost believed you about the lap thing, but fucking a girl, actually having sex? Come on man...
L A R P
A
R
P

>> No.12235154

go for it then post back here with results

>> No.12235162

>>12234870
this is not /r9k/, you LARPing faget.

tell us about your ChainLink bags instead

>> No.12235342

>>12234870

isn't it obvious? get her pregnant.

>> No.12235357

>>12235136
>Don't give her an orgasm
I don't think he'll have to worry about that anon.

>> No.12235407

>>12235162

This

>> No.12235549

>>12235142
Lol, i do but she is a bit fat. I made her go on a gym and keto diet but things gonna take time. Tbh im fuckin pissed of right now. Cousin d. Was like slim fuckin hot mine is.. eh.

>> No.12235558

>>12235162
Lol >1 milion nimiq bag here. Stinky linky stay salty

>> No.12235587

>>12234870
I went through the family disaster and it is definitely not fucking worth it, bad blood everywhere

>> No.12235627

>>12234870
>fuck your relative
>she loves it
>both having a great time
>keep doing it
>someone eventually finds out
>"omg anon raped me #metoo"
>life is now ruined because some roastie would rather see you go to prison rather than admit to fucking a family member
This is the path you will find yourself down my friend.

>> No.12235630

>>12234870
No, do not pursue. If she wants to sit on your lap and rock around to rub her clit, let her do it but act like you’re not even paying attention. Young girls are just horny and you are familiar to them. My nieces are all getting older and starting to do this stuff to me because growing up I’ve always been the ‘fun uncle’. Let it happen, fantasize and fap your heart away later. Sneak pictures if you really want to. Don’t grab her ass or try to fuck her.

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>>12234870
dew eet
you only live once OP, and few men can say they fucked their cousin's daughter, just don't go all in, instead as her to do something or idk, if she's interested she'll get it if not you haven't said anything wrong.
also, do you know there is a vishnu living in the blockchain? heard it from sergey himself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPKG0nYP82s
>>12235162
pic related

>> No.12235651

I’m 33 and have never been on a date or touched a boob...

Great shape from 15 years of lifting
90K medical sales job
300 EOS

How do I make it from here? (Inb4 buying hookers or drinking alcohol or tinder)

>> No.12235675

>>12235627
nobody #meetoo unimportant people
#meetoo only matters if you are public person

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>>12235651
>300 EOS

there is your problem

>> No.12235692

>>12235651
You must be ugly as fuck
Or autistic as fuck.
Look for rollo tommassi book, its quite good.
Or go to bars and just force urself to talk to different girls. Statistic says u have to hit.
Im fine because i have tons of sport passions and not ugly face. Now a bit baldy but fuck it..

>> No.12235697

>>12235676
I’m so lost....

Went from ether to stellar to EOS!and losing money with every trade. November/December was supposed to be the glory days, instead I’m down 60% on my initial investment.

Wtf should I invest in?

>> No.12235704

ME TOO

>> No.12235711

>>12235692
Not ugly, better than average looks. Just bad depression and a long standing porn addiction. No drinking for several years so no bars or frequenting placing where people consume. I’d hit on ladies, but I’m not comfortable in my own skin yet and don’t want to come off needy.

>> No.12235717

>>12235692
Get some DHT blockingbdrugs for the hair.

>> No.12235748

>>12235711
you quit alcohol you can quit porn anon san, i have a dxm and porn addiction, been fighting for years now, we're all gonna make it fren
dxm cured my depression though so there's that

>> No.12235767

>>12235711
Yourbrainonporn
Allen carr fan made porn edition
Rollo tommassi rational male
Waitbutwhu
Go see therapist
Do a lot of sport swimming pools r good. Force u too open to public and are best cardio exr>>12235717
Um ex alco, ex drug, present porn addicit, sever neurosis due to weed and drugs usage. Close to ending it. Godspeed anon

>> No.12235815

>>12235767
Stick around a little longer. The new thing that’s interesting is going to a grocery store for a look at the average person. Look closely and compare; if you reside in the states, you’d see that most folks are under educated, obese and have at least one shitty tattoo, often on the next or face.

Literally trying to improve yourself, being educated, having at least a bachelors degree, eating right and dressing well puts you ahead of like 60% of all people:

>> No.12235821

>>12235748
What’s DXM like?

>> No.12235845

>>12235549
Bro seriously now, I hope you forget your wallet password and die if you don't do it.
I can't believe we are even discussing this, fuck her man, fuck her, fucking fuck her

>> No.12235945

hmm? she just likes her uncle? you're theone who is wisted in the head, she rolly ust enjoys christmas and wants to hug her uncle, yet you fucking ant to fuk her....dude ure fucked in the head...
WTF is this board? You people are sick in your mind, you should literally go see a doctor. I can't believe people can be THIS twisted...some friend showed me this board and i thought you guys were civilized, i'm completely speechless, people on reddit are nicer and less rude... this is too much

>> No.12236230

>>12235945
Well i hope so but also.. now i see womans are as degenrate as we are.
>>12235815
Im quite ok, im over it right now going good way, but thanks ill keep that in mind
I wont fuck her
there has to be some standards.

>> No.12236250

>>12234882
Sure you do, Manvinder.

>> No.12236269

>>12236230
dude i'm just plebbit larping, i'd say next time she sits on your lap, gab her and hug her strong and kiss her on the neck and see her reaction, if she goes full AhhYYAHH SENPAIIII, then wisper in her ear i love your smell, and try to kiss her on the lips.

>> No.12236298

>>12236230
Post pics, let’s see this sloot. You should hook up with her brah

>> No.12236324

>>12236298
Im back home, wont give u those which can id her
Well at least my little whale will blow me up today. God during the christmas she gained extra 3 kilos. What is probability that she will actually lose weight?

>> No.12236395

dont do it, but let her do things

>> No.12236405

>>12236395
Hm

>> No.12236430

>>12234870
You are cousins once removed.

>> No.12236447

>>12236324
none

it's a snowball effect from here on out. she's too comfortable

>> No.12236458

She sounds like a skank.
Although it shouldn’t be an issue
Once she sees you micro penis
She will change her mind

>> No.12236468

>>12236324
Just put pudding on your dick and keep it hard for hours everytime she attempts to blow you

That way she cant eat other food and she is burning calories
Do ths everyday and shell loose 3kg in a week

>> No.12236471

Dont do it buddy, you are still young!

>> No.12236514

>>12234870
>That fuckin twitchthot

>> No.12236532

>>12236324
>>12236447

Dead wrong.

It’s honestly up to OP to keep hounding her to lose weight in a positive/negative (good cop/bad cop) way gradually. You sound like you already have the right idea OP, I was in a similar situation but my SO has done a full 360 and is now on the way to /fit/. Just got her boobs redone and now we are headed to easily 8+/10 territory. Really important to remember that even a good person can easily fall into being overweight without someone who is knowledgeable of and passionate about fitness. You should just keep doing what you’re doing and help redpoll her on fitness and controlling your self image which it sounds like you’re already doing.

It’s tough if you aren’t born with superior genetics, but it’s also really tough to find a good woman (or anyone for that matter) that has a good brain on her shoulders. Just take a look at the pathetic incel virgins on this board.

Also, Merry Christmas everyone

>> No.12236744

>>12234870
>Dauther of my cousin (actually have no idea what is the term for it)
First cousin once removed (and you are the same to her)

>> No.12236796

>>12235945
God kill yourself and don't come back faggot

>> No.12237033

>>12236324
Cut the head out, no need for the face, just want to see that booty bro

>> No.12237062

>>12234870
Its family, don't make it obvious. Do something very common like tickle her silly.

>> No.12237083

>>12234870
You and your dad should run a train on her while your mom watches

>> No.12237138

>>12235107
Don't not do this

>> No.12237272

>>12235945
nice bait

>>12236324
hahaha

>> No.12237281

>>12235717
Don’t those destroy your dick? Like finasteride?

>> No.12237451

well, since this seems to be a good thread to talk about women...

I'm 30, and i'm in a similar state to >>12235651 : never had a gf or sex with women, dated only a few times, not ugly, tall, good enough shape (I guess. I'm skinny). BUT I'm really autistic; I don't even go out much, and almost always miss signals from women. sometimes it takes me a lot of time to realize I fucked something up.

I've had had many opportunities in the past, with some really hot women, but I simply fucked it up, mostly because of my insecurities (root cause: I've always been very poor), among other factors

well, here comes the question:
there is this son-of-peasants girl that's a bit younger than me (28), and she likes me. in fact, we hadn't talked in a year since our previous (and only) date... and she sent me a message some days ago.

to be honest, I don't like her. she's ugly and very religious (I'm not). also, she's kinda childish, and not smart at all. but from what we've talked, we both feel kinda desperate, like we missed our trains already. and she gets me horny anyway.

I want to use her, to learn about women, to gain experience and obviously to fuck her. but the thought of lying to her makes me feel uncomfortable. what if she falls in love with me? I don't want to damage her, not on purpose anyway.

what should I do? should I use her to learn, and then simply tell her "I'm sorry, I don't like you, because <some good excuse here>". or should I simply distance myself from her? what other alternatives do I have?

>> No.12237473

>>12237451
is she nice? maybe you're going to have to settle

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https://youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

>> No.12237555

>>12237451
>>12237473
>is she nice?
actually, I hadn't thought about this much... she doesn't seem too nice also. and her family seems to be very religious and conservative also.

btw, another factor for my loneliness is my personality: I complain a lot, I'm not a nice guy at all. I'm brutally honest sometimes... even in public. I fear women will run away from me, just because of that. even more, I sometimes drive people away on purpose.
yet another factor is that I get really nervous when talking to women I like. I know this is dumb.

>maybe you're going to have to settle
fuck no. I want to be free, I want to fuck random strangers. I will never marry. I want kids, but only once I have the resources to give them a good life.
and, hell, even teenagers will give me looks or sit besides me sometimes. why would I settle? I want to live my life, now that I can.

>> No.12237562

>>12237451
thinkinh way too much about this just fuck her. i leveled up off of her. srs

>> No.12237565

>>12237281
Dose makes the poison. Don’t use enough to get side affects.

>> No.12237580

>>12237451
>>12237562
just in case this isn't clear: she's a 28 y.o. conservative virgin.

>> No.12237583

>>12237451
llevel up of f of sluts

>> No.12237624

>>12237562
>leveled up
>>12237583
>llevel up of f of sluts
you mean to fuck random sluts? I have problems talking to women. I don't go out much. I'm very picky with women also. why do you think I want to use her to *learn*, and why assume it'd be easy for me to do what you say?

but yeah, I tend to overthink everything.

>> No.12237644

>>12237555
>I want to fuck random strangers
>never even had sex
Lmao glad I’m not an incel anymore, I could have reached this level of delusion

>> No.12237654

>>12237644
>had sex
actually, I lied: I've had sex. when I was a kid.
it's been some 20 years since I did.

>> No.12238056

bumpo

>> No.12238082

>>12237624
have sex with this girl. learn to kiss etc. ibwas like you but i had a girl i got to learn a lot from having sex witj

>> No.12238693

>>12234870
got a good thing going on there....you should hang out with your cousins daughter more often.

>> No.12239260

>>12234870
>>Business and Finance
>>LARPING about banging 2nd cousin

The fucking state of biz

>> No.12239413

>>12239260
still better than link threads

>> No.12239433

>>12234870
>Having sex with blood relatives

Sounds about white

>> No.12239456

>>12239433
degenerate.

>> No.12239458

>>12237644
What’s delusional about it?

>> No.12239459

I say get her to bounce around and see how she reacts to a half chub. take it from there

>> No.12239468

>>12239433
tip top kek

>> No.12239585

>>12237451
Be careful anon, because you will end up getting feelings for her and settling and before you know it you will be with her for years just because it's familiar and easy.

>> No.12239589

Also op post a picture of your cousins daughters ass please. She sounds hot as fuck and I'm horny as fuck.

>> No.12239622

>>12234870
That's your 2nd cousin. Tfw US Georgia.

>> No.12240039

>>12239589
This. Officially a larp without a candid pic

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>>1223565
>>12237451
>>12239458

Stop being such a pussy, GF was just crying I’m too much of an extrovert because I told her I’d get ride home from girlfriend and I never considered “trying” to get laid

>yes I fucked my friend in the past