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Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis

>>1223063
Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis

>>1223065
Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis

>>1223066
Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis

Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis

>>1223067
Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis
>Your asian dick is so much larger then my small white penis

No. ;)

>>1223072
oh well I'm australian and probably can't open the account anyway

>>1223073
Okay I'll make a deal with you.

Say "Please cuck my wife and fuck my little white ass my Asian master" 10 times and I'll tell you.

>>1223080
Please cuck my wife and fuck my little white ass my Asian master
Please cuck my wife and fuck my little white ass my Asian master
Please cuck my wife and fuck my little white ass my Asian master
Please cuck my wife and fuck my little white ass my Asian master
Please cuck my wife and fuck my little white ass my Asian master

>>1223083
Please cuck my wife and fuck my little white ass my Asian master
Please cuck my wife and fuck my little white ass my Asian master
Please cuck my wife and fuck my little white ass my Asian master
Please cuck my wife and fuck my little white ass my Asian master
Please cuck my wife and fuck my little white ass my Asian master
(why would i care if my wife is cucked )

The Chinese found 4chan.

>>1223084
I guess you wouldn't. Ok, I'll give you a hint.

The bank has no physical branches in the United States, but they have a high interest rate online banking division in the US.

>>1223086
i already googled online savings accounts

jokes on you :^)

>>1223086
They're a top 10 in the world bank.

>>1223087
Lol the joke isn't on me until you figure out which bank it is.

They stopped advertising the account on their website so if you didn't know about it, you won't find it.

Lol jokes on you

>>1223090
sounds like a chink thing to say
请进

woah... 11%....

It's Goldman Sachs you retarded motherfuckers, read a news paper every now and then

Old man socks?

>>1223041
Fuck you. There is no bank account that yields 11% unless the account is not based in USD, is not FDIC-insured, or is run by R. Allen Stanford.

There is no way a bank can make the kinds of returns necessary to pay out 11% unless it's some sort of loss leader in which they will cap the deposit at some tiny amount like $500.

>>1223113
That's 1.05%

>>1223412
It is based in USD, IS FDIC Insured, and is not run by R. Allen Stanford.

>>1223474
Also, I am OP, diff. IP

I'm just letting you know I'm never going to give it out because white people piss me off. I am enjoying taunting you though.

It's a top 10 international bank. That's a hint.

It's a little over 11% apy, based on the USD, is domestic, and FDIC insured. And unless one of you lets me cuck your wife and gives me one of your kids as a slave, I will never tell you.

Cracker.

;)

>>1223489
It's an international bank with a domestic US division. There's another hint.

I'm thinking about starting a poor man's financial services firm.

I want every poor black person in America to be a millionaire within 30 years, which would happen simply saving $333 into this bank account per month.

Then they would rebel and take over american capitalism. And whitey would have to submit.

Unfortunately white people would figure out how to do this, so I'm not sure what to do.

>>1223512
>implying that a poor black person would put $333 in the bank instead of spending $299 on the latest Nike shoes and the remainder on Newport cigarettes

>>1223520
Nigger if they could take over America and get revenge on whitey they'd save every penny.

>>1223522
nah they're too stupid to do that.

>>>1223522 (You)
Nigger I am literally thinking about becoming the financial advisor for the Hebrew Israelites because I fuckin hate you all so much.

>>1223547

>>1223560
stfu nigger

Is this you, OP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLGpOBV764

If any of you can prove that you make under 60k a year and sign a form that you will not disclose the nature of my services, I'll tell you for being bros. How's that sound?

>>1223568
Just leave your email.

>>1223041
fake and gay, kill yourself chink chong

>>1223565
Lol nigger I've stolen white chicks from white guys like 10 million times.

>>1223489

Such anger and humiliation over his tony asian penis.

He's like two steps from going Supreme Gentlemen on a sorority, you can just tell.

>>1223593
I doubt that but if true then by all means keep them.

I much prefer fucking your women anyway.

>>1223605
I will. And I'd take your Asian women too.

There's no way you think I'm stealing white chicks and the Asian women don't flock to me too.

>>1223489
Fuck off and go back to your smog filled country.

Sincerely,

A Vietnamese

>>1223724
Fuck off you fuckin short little pho eating gook

and I'm Korean

>>1223086

Probably Ally or something

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=top+10+international+bank&t=ffsb

>>1223747

Actually, check that, it's probably a Chinese bank making good until the whole house of cards topple from building entire cities with no one in them.

>>1223752
No nigger, no chinese bank has branches in america.

>>1223742
>Korean

Oh. Hwabyung. That explains a lot.

>little gook thinks he's stumbled onto the holy grail of NEET financial planning

You know that in many countries in the world there's interest rates over 10% right? You know that many country's people do this as a basic income anyway right?

Your little sekrit is nothing Google can't find in a few minutes. I'm not American so I don't care.

>>1223787
Hwabyung my ass, I'm from fuckin New York, I don't have that shit.

>>1223790
You have to compare that to their inflation rate you fuckin moron

>>1223790
Lol I welcome anyone to try to find it with google.

Crackers suck at google.

OP I'm black and starting a business with two Asian friends, I don't understand why you hate white people so much. We are speaking english after all

>>1223806
Fuckin uncle tom cuck for white people

>>1223742
>>1223742
>being this jelly of our superior noodles

No wonder why so many of you tyrnical shitlords come over to our country for "development". I fucking hope you're 1/4 Jap because your grandmother was gangraped

>>1223810
>I'll help black people
>lol jk he's an uncle tom

>>1223818
Yeah, so what? Fuck you uncle tom.

>>1223792
It's clearly genetic in your case, chonfriend.

>>1223814
Nah. He wouldn't be acting like this if he had superior Japanese genes. :^)

Also, I thought "our superior noodles" was a small dick joke at first. Keked heartily upon realising you're Vietnamese. Pho is pretty great though.

God I fuckin hate you fuckin white people so fuckin much.

Do you know why none of you fuckin know about this fuckin bank account?

Because every single website on the internet about it says the interest rate is 1.25%, or 1.75%, or 1.4%, because they're counting the way the interest is compounded wrong, on purpose, because fuckin white people HATE,

HATE

HATE

HATE

the fuckin point of every motherfucking thing, including every fuckin sentence that every motherfucking cracker has ever fucking spoken.

It took me 6 YEARS to get venture capital for a venture I had which ended up making me millions because motherfucking white people hate every fucking thing that actually works, whether it's my fucking venture, or a fucking bank account with a fucking high interest rate that will help poor people, because you all fucking think you're david rockefeller with your motherfucking 50k a year so you hate poor people.

Just SHUT THE FUCK UP with your stupid fucking shit with your little fucking implying shit with every fucking word you fucking say, your passive aggressive fucking culture where you fuckin edgy cucks insult each other including your own friends to be "gangster," your fucking assimilation of black culture and ruination of the old fucking 4chan and chasing all the oldfags away.

FUCK YOU

>>1223474
Fuck you, Chinaman.

I'm ethnic Chinese and it's faggots like you that give us all bad name.

There is no fucking FDIC-insured savings account, in USD, that pays 11%.

None. Not without a bunch of bullshit limitations like $500 maximum deposit, 11% for 3 months and then 0.1% afterward, etc.

If there were a bona fide savings account that paid 11%, I'd gladly pay someone $10,000 USD for that information.

Again. FUCK YOU.

>>1223846
I'll give you another bullshit hint. The overall interest rate is something around 1%, and the rest figure it the fuck out for yourselves.

>>1223852
Send me $20,000 and naked pictures of your wife with a legal disclaimer to spread them around the internet and I'll fuckin give you a better hint, that is obvious to me but that will never help you figure it out because your faggot fucking white ass has 0. 0. 0. 0. critical thinking skills.

>>1223846
>assimilation of cultures
>America

You do know that America is literally a fucking melting pot, right? While Germany just got itself torn a new asshole because rapefugees can't fucking assimilate culturally, here you are whining about cultural assimilation. You should move to Canada, where no cultures assimilate and instead they have "cultural mosaic". Your special snowflake ego will be be inflated faster than the Weimar Rep's marks in 1924.

>>1223846

Again, tiny asian penis, two steps away from getting a gun and going Supreme Gentlemen on everyone.

It just SCREAMS off the page asian bro, seriously.

>>1223852
You're wrong, it's fucking 11. something I won't tell you percent and the 11% is not a fuckin promotion.

>>1223846

nigger

>>1223869
>You're wrong

So prove it, chinabro, because the only thing you've proven is jack and shit, and jack left town.

(LOL so smart but takes 6 YEARS to get funding)

Ok faggots, I'm done with this thread. You'll never know bank it is, and I trolled you this hard. Bye.

>>1223795

People live off it, for many years. There's not much more to say you dumb gook.

>>1223846
I don't get it, why do you waste your time typing this weak ass troll shit out? Do you really have nothing better to do in life?

>>1223934

He's a slightly more upscale Elliot Rodgers, of course he has nothing better to do with his time.

still LOL-ing at him taking 6 years to raise some funds, when dudes raise millions on kickstarter all day long.)

If he had any social skills at all, he could hve approached friends and family for investment capital, but of course Chinabro some aspie China-loser so whatever.

>>1223866
>with a legal disclaimer to spread them around the internet

Also this part right here was pure LOL, as if you would need permission to spread them around. Just do it.

The fact that you didn't share the info, if it even exists even though people repeated your little bullshit phrases TWICE proved you're a bitch of a man with a tiny chinky penis.

All hat no cattle.

Maybe you can come back to us in another 6 years LOLOLOL!

>this whole thread

My god this is one of the dumbest threads I've ever seen, this is /s4s tier.