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Last Christmas, I gave you my cash
But the very next trade, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'm keeping my U.S. dollars

Once bitten and twice shy
I watch the markets
But you still catch my eye
Tell me, bitcoin
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
(Merry Christmas!) I clicked it off and sent it
With a note saying, "I need this,” I meant it
Now, I know what a fool I've been
But if I bought more now
I know you'd fool me again

Last Christmas, I gave you my cash
But the very next trade, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to J.P. Morgan