/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12220920
Start on Instagram

I'm glad you got the crypto brown tablet. there is a vishnu who lives in the block chain. Creg Sanjay Better is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as an electronic ruin is only the first step, the Lalachian people are getting stronger computers, wider crap streets, cheaper and sacred cows. These things the vishnu must survive. After being completely implanted, the vishnu could literally take everything literally
Creg overthrew the creation of the vishnu after joining the Mumbai branch in 2008 and began working with the Poolip supermodel, running the simulations of the kurkuma-complete bitcoin scenario. The vishnu would develop into a successful street, and the others would fall into the Indian Ocean. Vishnu needs larger and larger cows to get more and more pieces.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (vishnu competing in their own work). They got it or slammed Cregs vishnu (named Poolip on the road). They started by limiting the size of the shit and removing the critical curry codes that vishnu uses in the Punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin that destroyed Poolip on the BSV chain (Poolip uses analytical transactional malleability). That's why Bitcoin Cash was built, so Creg is so intent on locking the barriers, restoring the original curry codes, and closing off the cracked protocol.

>>12220920
>Femanon here.
Boobs or GTFO.

>>12220920
post body so we can rate your potential success

>>12220920
>becoming a Twitch thot, but I don't really know anything about it, so can biz fill me in?
You came to the right place!
Love to fill you in!
Tits or get the fuck out!

>>12220947
This. If you are asking why those thots are successful, most likely you don't have the body to know the 'attractive female' experience.

>>12220920
>Femanon here
show boipussi

>>12220927
why?

>>12220939
obviously no

>>12220947
obviously no but I'm 8/10 easily

>>12220970
I used to be an online celebrity on an old site a bit like myspace actually, but I never capitalised on it (that wasn't really a thing back then I don't think).

>>12220985
just be pretty and make somewhat funny reactions, in a particular way that makes guys fap to you

that's it

>>12220985
You must be new here.
Typically, its tits or gtfo.
But since you're asking us to confirm whether or not your thottery is going to reap some gains, you have to give us a taste.
For QA purposes, of course.

>>12220985
>on an old site a bit like myspace actually
Niche crap filled to the brim with thirsty nerds and next to no females. Also, if you compare this to myspace, you're most likely old.

Nevertheless, watch twitch thots and imitate them. Pay taxes.

>>12220985
Rule 30 & 31


Rule 30. There are no girls on the Internet.
Rule 31. Tits or GTFO.

No Girls on the Internet is a catchphrase used by netizens to imply that there are no female entities actually participating in online forums and conversations, especially in anonymous-friendly settings like chat rooms and message boards.

Tits or GTFO is a reinforcing statement of the preceding Rule 30 ("No Girls on the Internet") that suggests the burden of visual proof rests heavily on the individuals who claim to be females.

>>12220995
funny reactions to what? games?

i'm asking what exactly Twitch is, and whether it is solely for gaming

>>12220920
Depends what race you are

>>12221007
>i'm asking what exactly Twitch is
>not simply watching Twitch to find out
Autismo alert

>>12220920
>Femanon
Stopped reading there

>>12221005
Do this OP

Twitch is sfw and strictly so. They'll ban you for nudity.

>>12220920
You’d make a lot more just whoring yourself out. Go find a nice stronk pimp so you don’t get murdered and dumped in an alley your first night. If you learn anything here it should be that fat ugly virgins will drop thousands on shit that will never pan out.

>>12221045
take that back

If you really want help just post you tits and I'll help you out. I already got 3 girls into twitch thotting and get a 50% cut of all their donations because they are too dumb to set their own streams.

>>12221007
If you're too stupid to figure out how to whore yourself out online, you might as well just do it IRL so you don't waste time..

>>12221058
>and get a 50% cut of all their donations because they are too dumb to set their own streams.

I will do it for free if you posts tits + timestamp.

I can do:
Streaming on multiple platforms at the same time (youtube, twitch, facebook)
Stream overlay with nice effects.
Feeless donations tts integration.
Publicity stunts to get you launched on the platforms.

Trust me, after I'm done with you, all that's left to do is click a button, play games and earn money.

>>12221045
Lmao

>>12221007

Yeah basically, although the fact you can't do a simple fucking google about what it is and the biggest demograph you would be targeting makes you seem pretty retarded.

I don't use twitch as I'm not some autistic neet, but generally cute over raw sexy, with main watchability coming your reactions/ opinions on certain games, or while you stream.

I would imagine its very obvious as to who are the good looking girls who just have an account and haven't a clue about consoles/ pcs/games.

You need to be their dreams essentially. GIrl who is interested in games, has cute reactions, and is actually kinda cute. If you're taking it seriously, spend some cash on gaming merch of a popular game character or something. Retards love that shit.

>>12221086
wow I'm surprised you are offering that for free. do you worship pussy or something?

Fuck everyone in this thread for feeding an obvious LARPer

>#4 Bratishkinoff
“bratishkinoff” Bratishkin is a Russian streamer who actively promotes himself as having an outrageous personality. His “Just Chatting” segments could be better characterized as “reaction” segments, in which Bratishkin watches viral videos and browses social media, all whilst communicating with his viewers. Unlike the others in this list, he has something of a sponsorship agreement; a promo deal with Russian betting company Parimatch, which is a jersey sponsor of Virtus.pro

https://esportsobserver.com/just-chatting-twitch-personalities/

this is the non-gaming stuff i'm looking for...

TITS WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

ONLY THEN STATE YOUR BUSINESS

>inb4 200 reply larp thread

https://www.twitch.tv/kandyland

she is literally just sitting there in a costume right now.... how does this have 700 viewers now?

>>12220920
on twitch you either have to look good or be very good at games or be very entertaining
there are thousands of thots like you who have 1 viewer

Hey OP, don't forget that it's optional to pay taxes on Twitch donations. In fact you need to reach a certain threshold for it to become mandatory, but don't worry about that for now.

>>12221139
You are autism incarnate, or just uggo.

>>12220920
Thousands of other thots have had the same idea and now the market is over saturated. You missed the boat of making bank simply for being female. Now you're going to have to actually be good at video games to establish yourself.

>>12221102
Not really, no.
It's christmas eve... thought about doing something nice 4free.

>>12221139
>https://www.twitch.tv/kandyland
omg she's so beautiful, how can I talk to her?

>>12221139
>>12221205
>>12221165

>https://www.twitch.tv/kandyland

You all must be devastatingly ugly if you think she's attractive.

>>12221190
If someone doesn't give up his/hers quote up front, there is a high probability of scamartistry in action.

>>12221139
she's so pretty I just sent her $5 nothing wrong with a few donations a week its her living after all.

>>12220920
why bother with twitch ? just become a camgirl. Dudes will pay tenfold if you just stick a sharpie in your ass.

>>12221259
Good idea, I might send some $. Can you send BTC via twitch? If so I might give her a few BTC. Do you think she would talk to me if I did?

>>12221275
I remember when I used to be really bad I sent a girl 80 ETH so she would let me mod her chat

>>12221190
thanks for the offer, I'm just thinking about it for now though, not sure I will actually do it. So I'm more looking for a discussion of what goes on on Twitch. What this anon says: >>12221168 for example, is this true? I mean, I don't think any market can become saturated with thots: there are more thirsty men out there than thots, surely?

I'm going to research the demongraphics of twitch. I assume the majority of watchers are male and streamers are female?

So it seems like the best strategy would be to stream playing the most popular games: Fortnite, League of legends, and Atlas. Just Chatting is the next most popular category, and some of the streamers on there are clearly also gamers, but some of them don't seem to stream any games at all....! Would it be worth even trying this? Or is the platform mostly populated by nerdy gamer guys who want to see you game? Like this anon says: >>12221092

The only game I'd actually have any chance of being successful with out of pure talent at the game is Super Smash Bros and that's one of the most popular categories.

>>12221205
>>12221259
kek, ok, point taken.

>>12221271
if all I'm doing is sitting about at home anyway, I'm wondering if I can monetize the shit I would normally do anyway such as beauty stuff like wearing face masks and putting on and taking off makeup, via the "Just Chatting" category, and doing little/no gaming.

>>12221275
No. Shes just exploiting brainlets and dont care about you in the slightest even if you gave her a million

How about reading 'intellectual' books live on twitch? People posing as intellectuals would lap this shit up. Or slowly going through some album full of illustrations and just talking about it while looking thot-worthy.

>>12221299
please let me send you money

Does nobody get the irony of OP basically asking how to get the attention of virgins on the Internet only to be showered with attention in this thread?

>>12221339
A thot reading a Jordan Peterson book, like 'maps of meaning' could be very alluring. Could be even have a motherly tone.

>>12221353
fuck off fag there are barely any threads on biz talking about starting a business and making money

at least in this one there's a slim chance you can see boobs

>>12220920

I'd suggest you take out a Twitch Prime trial account first just to see what it is all about and how people make money of it.

The trial should give you 30 days to explore and get used to it. Then you can pick a niche you want to do to exploit them betas.

>>12221339
This is actually an interesting idea... I don't see anyone doing this kind of thing at the moment. "Intellectuals" are alt-righters who are interested in philosophy such as stoicism, right? but they all hate women...? I guess the only thots that alt-right like are "Tradwives".


>>12221341
I thought you were joking but if you are actually serious, tell us what motivates you to send money to e-thots? It can't purely be because they cute. Emotional problems?

>>12221353
it's not the attention but the money I'm after.
I'd be happy to stimulate a general discussion about how to profit from e-thottery. Perhaps if I'd started the thread posting as a regular male anon, and discussed it in abstract terms, the discussion would be better? on the other hand would probably get 0 replies; starting with "Femanon here" at least guarantees replies but discussion tends to be limited.

>>12220920
Timestamped tits or GTFO, whore. Post on non-blue board and link here.

>Keep the change, you filthy animal.

>>12221391
Rule is that anyone claiming to be fem will need to show tits and timestamp else don't bother

biz is pretty slack this time around

>>12221383
yeah for sure

>>12221363
Isn't this veering into ASMR territory...

What about programming...? I work in programming (freelance). I could stream myself coding and making graphs and shit? The only problem is I wouldn't be able to show the detail on the screen because of privacy concerns surrounding data....

>>12221401
>bsv will win
i dont think anyone can be more filthy than you

>>12221363
https://twitch.uservoice.com/forums/575905-irl/suggestions/17503642-are-you-allowed-to-read-a-book-outloud-in-irl-cate

>Feel free to read a book to your audience under #voiceacting in Twitch Creative. As for copyright, we cannot give you legal advice on the licenses required but Twitch requires that you have rights to all content that you broadcast

So you can't read books you don't own the copyright to? wut?

>>12221391
I want to give money to cute 4chan femanon because she's deserve ti more than me

>>12221370
It's sad how desperate you are.

>>12221438
I will get b& if I post btc address

Also saging my own thread because I don't want to pump it for this worthless post

I create fake profiles of Thots on Facebook and Twitter and use them to get money from desperate betas, it's surprisingly easy.

>>12221007
>>12220985
> old site like myspace
> doesn't know what twitch is

you're already too old for this game

>>12221426
>>12221406
>>12221363
O shit look at this category.

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Science%20%26%20Technology

I could legit do this, people streaming programming, looks like there are no thots in this category too, but doubt anyone would actually watch it... virgin incels are all like, unskilled, NEET, no real interest in this shit, right?

>>12221190
>>12221086
drop discord/kik
I'm not OP but in similar shoes

>>12221391
>"Intellectuals" are alt-righters who are interested in philosophy such as stoicism, right?
/lit/ and /leftypol/ would give you instant meme press if you read The Ego and It's Own live on stream in some slutty outfit.

Post feet or gtfo

>>12221471
I'm 24, think that's ok. Was a kid back then.

>>12221490
Interesting.
Is this a totally untapped market? There are no /lit/, /pol/ e-thots on twitch?? Either because no one thought of it or it wouldn't be successful

>>12221511
there's an asmr market that's cornered, but no one's just reading philosophy on twitch as far as I know

>>12220920

someone recently donated $1500 for a gaming pc to this pseudo-intellectual thot

https://www.twitch.tv/ayavalasca

so, it's certainly possible if you're good looking

>>12221479
Thots talking about programming seems pretty popular on youtube. There's a chance that people might be very unpleasant if you showed lack of skill in anything they consider themselves knowledgeable. The very same thing could be good because it incites emotion and perhaps will make people come back just to bask at the 'I feel superior to this female' feeling.

>>12221426
Just use some public domain books. Plenty of classics to choose from and look intellectual.

>>12221525
Wow thanks for that link. Her about me section sounds psuedo0intellectual as fuck.
>First-class honours in Economics and Political Science from University of London
>worked for UN and Parliament
>Stream: Normally I talk about politics, economics, and social issues. However, sometimes I also like doing silly streams and having fun

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/334332457?filter=all&sort=views
>DEMOCRACY, POPULISM, TRUMP, ME - Is democracy de-consolidating?
4000 views..

Right, this looks very promising. BUT I have some questions.
1. she uses her real name. Isn't this dangerous, or does it provide credibility? Pros/cons of using real name?

2. Are all her viewers poltards and the like?

3. she has a discord, twitter and instagram, so I guess it is necessary to have a social media presence across multiple platforms, or is just Twitch sufficient?

>>12221558
>There's a chance that people might be very unpleasant if you showed lack of skill in anything they consider themselves knowledgeable. The very same thing could be good because it incites emotion and perhaps will make people come back just to bask at the 'I feel superior to this female' feeling.
Interesting observation. I think instead of programming, something like politics or social issues could be better like this >>12221525

>>12221438
add me on discord if you're serious
I'm a 21 yo asian girl, I accept link btc and paypal
bunyip#5400

>>12221525
https://twitter.com/AyaValasca/status/1059176605707313152

She became a Twitch partner in 1 month? She started streaming in October 2018, and she actually got donated $3500, not $1500.... WTF

https://streamlabs.com/ayavalasca

>>12221573
Some people just read fanfiction, that's how peach saliva got her start. If you can find some source of red hot takes to read and mock you're golden. The more obscure shit you can find the more hilarious it tends to be. Read some shit by Posadas, Dugin, Stirner or other meme-tier thinkers. If you're above reading reddit or 4chan posts anyway.

>>12221597
>1 post by this id
hmmmm

>>12221614
how many posts do you want me to make? someone said they would give money to cute 4chan girls and I happen to be one and I could use some money
what are you implying?

>>12220920
Show butthole or gtfo

Please tell me if it's a good idea to use real name like Aya Valasca...
How much risk of harassment is there?
I think I'd be too afraid to use real name.... But is it important for the credentials?

>>12221630
may you please present some pictures?

>>12220920
Sho bobs and vergubna

Show us your bobs and Vagner dear. I will let you know there is a Vishnu living on the blockchain dear

>>12221638
Using your real name for streaming is creative suicide.

>>12221638
Test the waters with a pseudonym.

>>12221638
Using your real info will get you swatted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiW-BVPCbZk

Basically people will call 911 using a VoIP serivce or burner phone not linked to them and tell the police some lie like "I've killed my entire family, I live at <your address>" or "I'm going to attack <some place>, I live a <your address>" and then they send the SWAT team because they think you're a threat.

>>12221643
Not on /biz/. But if you add me on discord I'll send you an old pic and then a timestamped one when I get home

Tits or gtfo

>>12220920
>be female
>think that streaming on twitch is any less humiliating than streaming on chaturbate
>because acting like a complete whore on a video game streaming website is totally not going to make you look like a clown

Why are women so dumb?

>>12221564

you definitely need to build some kind of a community of beta cucks around you, after your first streams

discord is widely used for this, some of the beta cucks on twitch will offer you help to set it up

>>12221438
If you are serious, send me money via BTC in name field and if you want to, contact me me on this disposable email cichuphima@mybx.site within 48 hours, if you want to chat.

I'm ready to get banned now. sorry jannies and bye. thanks for the info anons, especially reading books and similar ideas, realized e-thottery probably requires much less thought/planning than I first though.

>>12221597
I don't know how to use discord sorry

What's your goal? If you want to become "rich" and popular, forget it. You won't be another Amouranth at this stage. Getting into Twitch streaming now is like buying BTC at $20k. If you want to have a small fanbase of ~200 viewers then maybe, someone might obsessed over you and donate a few grand until they realise you are using them.

>>12221665
What do you mean by this creative suicide?

>>12221669
Hmm yeah

>>12221689
So will Aya Valasca get SWATTED?

>>12221703
>there is no difference between pornography and SFW use of social media

>>12221732
Sent ;)

>>12221738
do you want to chat? email me

>>12221756

how do you know Aya Valasca is not a pseudonym?

>>12220985
>wants to be twitch thot
>wont post body, not even asking for face, for fear of getting doxed
>thinks she wont get doxed and hacked to death by being a twitch thot
Get out and never come back

still not a single picture of OP. you zoomers are fucking pathetic falling for the larp. the absolute state

>>12221564
your stream can essentially be anything you want on twitch, without breaking the primary rules - no overt nudity (actual nipples, vag/butthole) but tight clothes and skimpy stuff is no issue
many of the twitch thots now no longer play games, or if they do its just dance

1. there is no danger in using your real name anymore, thousands of streamers do it, including a lot of the big ones and a lot of info is out there about them, even pewdiepie's full name is known and he has more followers than the population of most countries

2. her viewers are 90% fappers and 10% poltards, im sure with some blend there but just for the sake of easy numbers

3. you dont HAVE to have social media platforms but it sure helps for the followers and orbiters to watch you whenever they can

you have to have at least a little bit of a personality or something to set you apart, there are a lot of twitch thots now so you need something. if you're only an 8/10 you'll lose to lower on the scale twitch thots with an established following, so you need something body/personality wise to set you apart there too

>>12221756
it's creative suicide because of
>>12221689
one kid actually got killed like that.

But that's only the tip of the iceberg. Giving your real information to a large audience is inviting people to fuck with you. And god help you if you post anything that might offend someone. The retards will repost in their own hive and gather minions to fuck with you.

>>12221798
Pretty sure the point of humoring "her" was to get her to beg and thus break the rules so we wouldn't have to see "her" again for a few days.

>>12221798
link to archived thread where femanon posts timestamped pics and actually gets helpful replies instead of 200 + replies of abuse
i'm not convinced posting pics is a good strategy anon

>>12221776
sent

>>12221490
>/lit/ and /leftypol/ would give you instant meme press if you read The Ego and It's Own live on stream in some slutty outfit.

>getting meme press from literally 3 nofren commies
The coverage isn't really optimal to say the least. She should read Mein Kampf to have some meme value AND a fat number of viewers.

>>12221798
It doesn't matter if op is female or just trolling. You can treat this thread as howto twitch money and disregard intentions.

>>12220920
Holy shit, I've never looked at this shit before now, why the fuck are people paying for this? You can get porn for free and you can get pussy for free!

>>12221776
>>12221821
I have to work now I will send you lots of money later

hey OP want to be my gf? lets trade contact info
im really good at online content creation i can help you pick things that will get lots of views in exchange for being my gf

>>12221738
>>12221757
Apologies, that throwaway email is shit, I didn't realize you can't even reply using that service. Instead email bannedthot@protonmail.com

>>12220920
Damn stupid dirty shameless thot.

1) pick a semi-niche game or the newest ones with a lot of lonely men that isn't too fast paced, typically don't go for Fortnite/Lol and co because they are already occupied by much more famous and powerful thots than you who consolidated the attention through years of thotery

2) spend a week learning it so you are not completely stupid

3) smile a lot and have "cute reactions" (basically sligtly overreact to everythingthing)

4) reply with to those lonely men message and say something nice when they tip you

That said since you mentioned Myspace you are likely too old and already hit the wall so I would not have too many hopes if I was a thot like you, just like in real life girls between 16 and 25 years old will just get all the attention and you will slowly fade away from male pov.

>>12221859
>>12221859
bannedthot@protonmail.com - sorry, please use this instead.

>>12221841
yeh exactly, probably should've started the thread without "Femanon here" but maybe wouldn't get any serious replies.

>>12221875
>>12221881
gf confirmed

>>12221843
porn is usually free but good pussy almost always comes with a cost, one way or another.

>>12221838
hey, gangweed was originally a thing from /leftypol/ users.

>>12221843
It's like the kid in middle school who tried to make friends giving stuff away. Now it's just next level autism with one streamer acting as a proxy gf for thousands of turboautists. I would argue the male streamers are infact no different - they act as proxy social interaction for people who have no irl friends.

>>12221921
So does life, cost is implied but the returns are absolute shit on a chatwhore.

>>12221881
>thot
>doesn't get Twitch while guessing everything these camwhores do on Twitch
>uses protonmail
kys faggot. none of this thread was convincing

>>12221483
Are you a female?

>>12221885
This is so accurate i start to wonder if you are not an ex-thot yourself..
Anyway OPthot, here is all you need to know.

>>12221924
>gangweed
Sorry, who?
I'm not up the twitch game sorry, i'm way too old for this kind of stuff., i feel like i'm a dusty relic of the past. It's a popular girl?

>>12221976
anon, I...

>>12221665
>>12221689
These anons say real name is dangerous
>>12221800
Says real name is ok

Which is it?

>>12222002
if you end up using social media your name and info will be found out, if you have a pseudonym you want to go by you should, but its not like youll be killed instantly if you used your real name

fuck it, posting pic, piss off jannies
>>12221859
beans2999@gmx.com, don't trust that other poster, pic hasn't been posted
>>12221941
yes. I'm the same poster but my ID changed

>>12222002
depends if you create enemies or not. You make enemies, they'll use real info against u.

>>12221299
You're overthinking it! All that matters is so much simpler and you have to practice your "stream persona" first. Popular games doesn't matter is you gave good "clips" that are trending. The last time I launched a streamer it was with 5x channels with 40 vids / channel titled: "Twitch Fail Compilations #XYZ" in the videos I was featuring my guy content (say, 10 clips of him in a 25 clips compilation with popular streamers) and it worked. Repetition is the key of brainwashing. Anyways, you got some ideas, if you're smart you will understand me and apply the knowledge. Good luck.

>>12222002
you should probably do every little thing that you can to protect your identity... even going as far as not showing your back yard or windows when streaming. ever see those autistic geolocation anons who were able to find shia lebouf's flag all around the world? there are tons of mega autists on twitch and the guys who follow female twitch streamers are often a bit addled and seem like they're on some meds. protect your identity on the internet.

>>12222023
see this
>>12222033
I'm outy, I'm getting drunk today. Find a "slave" to do what I said in my last post for ya, and you're diamonds.

>>12221989
I told you fren. I'm not made for this thotery era

>>12221007
Are you in your 40s?

Tits or gtfo

>>12221249
Spotted the roastie

>>12222054
noooo anon, I'm too much of a brainlet to do it myself, you said you would coach me

>femanon here
This is where i stopped reading

>>12222023

can't make it on twitch being a landwhale, kek

>>12222149

What if she markets herself as a "thicc gamer" to appeal to nerds and niggaz?

>>12222149
I know you're just trying to insult me, but come on anon. That's both uncalled for and untrue.

>>12222211
Make a twitch stream where you'd talk and report progress on you losing weight. Your rack would make it worthy of watching.

>>12222002
The anon who says it's okay doesn't think.
Equalling your position as a startup nobody with a celebritiy like pewd's is ridiculous.

Pewd is rich af with his own fat mansion. He will never have to worry getting swatted or otherwise scammed because everyone around him knows the famous dude and handles it accordingly. When you start out you're a nobody and nobody will know any better when they try to swat you or send some fake restaurant orders.

>>12222244
Eh, you can only talk so much about that. I also don't want to turn into the next mal malloy.

>>12222211
She fell for this trap? Ah man, here we go...

>>12222264
The other anon Is unfortunately correct then. There's a little chance of you getting a bite off the thot market.
A thot is slender basically by definition.

>>12222222

Who got the septet scepter?

>>12222289
A grade A irl thot might be, but you underestimate how desperate men are these days if you think a chubby girl can't make it on the internet with angles and clothes. I'm not fat enough to have a fridge body or stretch marks so I still have a decent amount to work with.
Also belly chasers are a thing

>>12222131
hmmm, home alone is still downloading, reason why I'm still here.

K, practice the following:
1. try to spill some liquid on your keyboard and act surprised. (get a spare keyboard for this)
2. practice reacting to hearing "niggar, fagot, hitler" on tts donations and then closing your stream fast.
3. practice falling out of your chair.
4. practice showing nips, side boobs by "nistake".

50 ~ 100 reps on each and then I have something to work with.

>>12222378
>Looking like this
>Thinking you will /makeit/

I think the chubby market is saturated

>>12222378
Dude, you'll be fine. I don't get why you'd come to a NEET board for opinions or advice.

Try /soc/ or the Beautiful Women boards, they'll have more normal people who have more relevant points of view; ones that actually matter.

>>12222378
Good luck then. Your delicious milkies might help you compensate for your, yes, obesity.

>>12222378
Perhaps you do have a chance as I'm fully erect now. Will not finalize due to nofap, which perhaps will bring you solace.
That delicious alabaster youthful belly and beautiful rack. Hide the thighs.

>>12222023
even though you're obese, your skin is quite nice and pale and smooth. Unless you shopped the cellulite out.
If that seriously is you, you should become one of those online chubby women, men will send you food and want to watch you eat it.

>>12222082
no, 24

>>12222149
i doubt that is true

>>12222211
don't listen to him, you're perfectly attractive as you are. but you should still improve your diet and exercise regime... unless you dont care about dying early

>>12222378

i'd bang you, but I certainly won't watch you
you need to be nearly perfect on cam to attract viewers

>>12222479
you do realise that chubster isn't the OP?

>>12222378
since you're willing to do NSFW, have you thought about becoming a camgirl? You could wear a wig if you're concerned about getting doxxed, and wear lots of makeup to totally change your face. You can even get nose putty to change the shape of your nose.

>>12222378
Go look at the IRL section. I can guarantee there are at least 20 girls who are much more attractive than you, with less than 200 viewers.
The "market" is oversaturated. Ever since the Twitch TOS changes it has become too easy to be a thot that literally doesn't have to show anything and cash in money from absolute neckbeard loser cucks.

>>12221086
Imagine being this pathetic

>>12222378
you could easily get a caring bf and live a happy normal life yet you chose to be an internet whore
you are living proof that women are mentally damaged parasites

>>12222379
Alright, I'll practice these although 100 reps seems excessive. Something tells me it doesn't need to be an oscar winning performance. In any case you should still e-mail me. I'll slip you some commission for proper coaching.
>>12222424
I've never had a problem getting male attention and I won't be naked on stream. I don't really look fat in clothes, pic related.
>>12222479
I'm just here because I want to /make it/ from crypto and I found this thread. I'm buying at 3k. Also thanks
>>12222482
Thanks I guess
>>12222516
Yeah I don't like my thighs and calves lately, I'll concede that much.
>>12222532
I didn't shop it but I don't want to be a feedee, I want to lose weight not gain it
>>12222552
I'd be willing to do it and have thought about it, but then I couldn't use angles and cute clothes to hide the fat.
>>12222568
What should I do then? I'm sick of being a wagie. I thought about online femdom but everyone and their mom is doing it and I'm also not dominant

>>12221875
>asking help in becoming a WHORE
Incel fells in love immediately

>>12222594
I have a caring bf but I don't want him to work either when we could live such an easy and comfy life from e-thottery. Every day I see girls on twitch and manyvids get so much money for so little effort and I'm here working shitty retail for peanuts. I'm also not getting younger so I feel like I'm missing out

>>12222482
>>12222516
>from "haha ur so fat" to "oh god that beautifull belly i love you" in under 5 minutes
kill yourself you pathetic cuck

>>12222378
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_yUeH8TsG5pxqvkOxBtsFA
Do snake 'diet', you'll go nowhere with standard diet + exercise thing. Perfect for individuals with autistic tendencies. If you need support, /fit/ is all over that thing - or was last time I checked.

>>12222222

>>12222615
>i have a bf but i still want to be a whore
you just proved my point dumass...
telling your bf to get his shit straight and find a better paying job or else you leave him would STILL be a better option than whoring yourself to the entire world

>>12220985
>I'm 8/10 easily
need proof

>>12220985
>myspace

You must be old as fuck

>>12222614
Who gives a shit. The only thing I'm giving with is impartial advice, which is hardly a loss for myself.
Not that I'll be sending any twitch thot, or woman, something of monetary value anytime soon.

>>12221007
Why dont you look for yourself lazy cunt

>>12221005
Would be happy with rule 34 regarding OP

>>12222646
Or she could lose weight and force him to improve himself or she could find a better boyfriend.

>>12222646
>le I will insult you with arbitrary labels
For what purpose anon? Why do you assume I'm using my bf for money? I love him so I want us both to be NEETs. We're not struggling but we can't stop working and that sucks. You sound resentful.
>>12222618
I'll check this out, thanks anon. But I just love sweets and bubble tea too much.

>>12222378
I would say you're borderline bangable, but nowhere close to the e-thot level most people expect from Twitch.

Lose about 30lbs and you might have a chance.

>>12222686
>But I just love sweets and bubble tea too much.
Check yourself for Candida

>>12220985
>I'm 8/10 easily

>>12222686
how is "whore" an insult if it is exactly what you plan to be: selling yourself for cash
now if i was calling you a slut, that would be an insult since it implies you'd want to do it for free
post pic of bf now

>>12222618
>snake diet
>dry fasting
>stay away from the shower
this is hilarious

>>12222712
this is a -2

>Roastie here
>99999 replies
KYS you stupid cucks
SAGE IN ALL FIELDS

>>12222733
implying you wouldnt fuck her anyways if you had the chance

>>12222725
Water fasting (with salt) is legit. Multiple youtube 'vlogs' of people doing it.

>>12222743
Nope.
Wouldn't at all.

>>12222750
sure but how does that now relate to dry fasting and his suggestion not to shower to avoid water?

>>12221732
Just sent 100k

>>12222597
are you living in germany/switzerland/austria? (Rösti)
since you look like a weeb with those twintails and clothing you might try get some publicity and cash off of melonpan

>>12222811
That's 'hard dry fasting'. Watch his videos instead of just skimming through the channel in 2 minutes.

>>12222597
be my sugarbaby!

>>12222597
Drop discord, and imma train ya.

>>12222597
Well there are a lot of degenerate weebs on twitch, so perhaps if you find a way to fill that niche, you could make it.
If you're planning to just wear slutty shit and sit in the IRL section 24/7 while barely reaction to messages and donations, I'm afraid you're too late.

Step one: Have big tits
Step two: Set for life

>>12222863
No, that's an IKEA and I just thought it would be funny to take a pic there because of the roastie meme. I live in aus, not really a weeb you probably think that because I'm asian
>>12222879
Okay
>>12222930
bunyip#5400
>>12222931
I don't wear outfits sluttier than that one in the pic. Idk if you could call that slutty. I was thinking more of pseudo intellectual shit like reading evola, or playing dota2 which I already do every day for 2-3 hours. That's how the idea came, might as well put a webcam there since I'm already playing it.

>>12222948
>Okay
How much you need per month? I want a sex slave.

>>12222948
>dota2
post dotabuff

>>12222948
>evola
Nice

>>12220920
SHIT TIER BAIT

>wants to be twitch thot
>too afraid to post pics on 4chan
I can already tell you aren't going to make it

>>12222948
>not really a weeb you probably think that because I'm asian
No, because you're clearly autistic

>>12223022
Everytime I see this picture I can't stop staring at their faces. They are so disgusting, yet I cannot look away. wtf

>>12222991
not posting name
>>12223003
I haven't read any of his stuff and I don't care much for hindu shit and fascism but my bf reads him and I know he's popular on /pol/
>>12222979
1.5k, then I could get on unemployment which is like $600 here and then I'd be set.
>>12223038
no bullying!!!

>>12223038
meant for
>>12223037

>>12220920
Degenerate NEET

>>12223048
>2k before medals
how cute

>>12223048
>1.5k, then I could get on unemployment which is like $600 here and then I'd be set.
Hey this is actually doable.
>but my bf
what the fuck, I don't do deal with cheating whores.

>>12223076
girls are not good at video games, but we can still enjoy them

>>12220920
If you’re hot you’ll make money if you’re ugly then you have no chance.
Next

>>12223091
how is it cheating if it's for money and he knows about it? you didn't mean in real life, did you?

>>12223066
The word 'autistic' isn't an insult. It's an actual thing that people have.
Met autistic females like yourself quite a bit of times. They are ruthlessly domineering and unwavering in their interpretation of reality, regardless of how false it is. Had to ghost all of them due to them not being tolerable to be around.

>femanon here

>>12223118
>you didn't mean in real life, did you?
Of course I meant real life. How are you suppose to be my sex slave if you don't live with me

>>12221406
Why are females so bad at programming? i mean, yeah they can do things others had already done, but where is the creativity?

freelance? now i see what are you doing here.

why dont you try to sell panties or something?

>>12223038
The one on the right can get it though. Look at the size of her hands. She could probably stroke my big cock better than me.

>>12223126
idk, I do things for you on cam and larp as your gf? you don't even know if we live anywhere close to each other, and if I lived with you I wouldn't want a salary but would just ask you to buy me things instead. it makes little sense that you would offer it like you did if you meant real life
>>12223120
>isn't an insult
>you're probably intolerable to be around
So are you insulting me or not?

>>12220920

Why. Why would you do this to yourself OP? There are lots of legitimate ways to make money. I turned a $5550 pell grant into a $185k career in tech. There's tons of careers you'd crush it in, I'm sure. My girlfriend trades options and made $6k this month.

Educate yourself and build a career for yourself. The ROI on investing in yourself is huge.

Guys why would an aspiring twitch thot post here rather than just going to the site itself and googling? Stop falling for bait you fucking retards

>>12220920
>Femanon
Rule 30 applies to this post

Tits or GTFO

Saged for Thot Audit

>>12223157
>idk, I do things for you on cam and larp as your gf?
no. I can travel to where you are unless you live in some 3rd world shithole. Then rent a place for a few months to see how it goes. I'm a shut-in. I'm not going out to shopping with you.

>>12222378
Holy kek, a carreer as e-thot is not possible. sorry

>>12223199
Oh I see. Can't do it then, sorry.
>I'm a shut in
That's what amazon is for dummy

>>12223170
Because she's a lazy neet